Eat the incense of the world, I am actually the underworld

Chapter 35
A group of country women were laughing and laughing, and many of them looked at Mo Chuan with really bright eyes.

Only the husband of the woman who was beaten, Gou Shengzi, was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

Seeing this, Mo Chuan quickly spoke out to appease him:

"The layman was joking. Since the poor Taoist has entered the Taoist school and is devoted to the Tao, how dare he be contaminated with karma in the world of mortals? The method of sending a child is just to open an altar in the courtyard, ask for a talisman, and put it under the pillow, and you can get the dream of Lan Meng. sign."

Mo Chuan knew that people's minds were ignorant, so he simply lifted the curtain of the door again to reveal his hand.

While speaking, with a wave of his sleeves, a gust of wind blew up in the open area at the entrance of the village, causing everyone to fall to and fro, ouch.

"Oh! Where did the wind come from..."

"It seems that the little Taoist made the way!"

The villagers were shocked and inexplicable when they saw this, and they were also terrified.

The person who used yellow accents to tease him before hid in the crowd in panic, not daring to show his face, for fear that the Taoist would settle accounts in the fall.

"Oh, the little old man doesn't know the true face of the fairy elder, so he offends him so much, he is really terrified!"

"It's okay!"

The village chief, who was full of vulgarity before, became polite and soft-spoken when he saw this scene, and Mo Chuan shook his head inwardly.

With the strong wind as evidence, the villagers finally believed that Mo Chuan had two hands.

The process of patting happiness from left to right was also interrupted. It is better to look at the way of Taoist priests for seeking children.

At this time, it was also at sunset, and without delaying the farm work, everyone swarmed outside the fenced yard of Gousheng’s house to watch the fun.

The so-called method of opening an altar is naturally something Mo Chuan fooled.

However, he still gave orders seriously.

What old table, joss sticks, glutinous rice, porcelain bowls, geranium water, Fulong liver... and so on, a lot of it.

Listening to the name is bluffing.

In fact, the so-called tiankui water is women's menstrual water.

Fulong liver, also known as Fulong feces, is just ashes under the stove.

The villagers watched the excitement, the east family took the same, and the west family made the same, and the preparations were soon completed.

Before Mo Chuan prepared to practice, he asked:
"Dare to ask your village, but there are still people who seek children? The left and right are all seeking children, and the poor Dao also happens to do it together."

All the villagers looked at each other in blank dismay.

A middle-aged man stood up and asked, "Prince Immortal, can I ask for a male doll?"

Mo Chuan sighed in his heart: "If you can ask for it, you can ask for it. If you are sincere, you will be wise."

The man hurriedly said, "That counts in me!"

Another person enthusiastically said, "Count me in too!"

All of a sudden, seven or eight villagers signed up, and many of them had boys.

"Hey, broken cotton shoes, don't you have a brat in your family?"

"You know what a fart, many children are blessed."

Mo Chuan watched the bustle, and felt narrow in his heart.

Besides, after the registration here, Mo Chuan took a lock of hair by himself, and said bluntly, the empress had to use the black hair to find someone.

When everything was ready, Mo Chuan immediately chanted a mantra and practiced the law.

He hummed in a melodious tone, which made the villagers look in awe.

However, if there are people from the Taoist sect present, I'm afraid they will have to reprimand the fake Taoist priests!

That scripture is clearly the "Qingjing Sutra".

After the process of nonsense was finished, Mo Chuan fetched the yellow paper, licked the ink, and came up with a town house talisman.

"The law of begging for a child has been accomplished, all you need to do is put this talisman under your pillow, and when doing things between men and women, sincerely beg for a child, and you will surely succeed!"

Mo Chuan donated several town house talismans to the families seeking children.

"Thank you Daoist for giving the talisman, Daoist for your hard work!"

Several villagers thanked them again and again.

Mo Chuan waved his hand to decline, saying that he was tired, begged for a vacant room, and went to rest.

……

The night is shrouded, and the lights and shadows are shining.

Mo Chuan sat on a simple farm couch, and with a wave of his hand, a teapot fell on the table. Monk Deng Cao jumped out with a smile on his face, bowed and said:
"Master Dao, did you call me?"

"Songzi Niangniang, you enjoy the incense of the poor, you can't eat and live for nothing, it's time for you to go out tonight."

Monk Deng Cao was stunned.

……

The night disperses and the sun rises.

Villagers in Niujiagou get up early to start their day's work.

However, the atmosphere in the whole village is obviously a little delicate today.

The man's face is flushed, and the woman's face is shy.

When meeting and greeting each other, there was inevitably some teasing and joking.

If you ask carefully, it is:
Chun calls the cat, the cat calls Chun, the more he calls, the more energetic he is,
The old man also had cats in mind, and he didn't dare to bark in front of others. 【Note 1】

Let's talk about the villagers jokingly, they couldn't help asking about the young Taoist priest who opened the altar yesterday, and those who had something to do went to look for it.

It wasn't until we arrived at the destination that the young Taoist priest left at dawn.

Hearing this remark, I don't know how many people slapped their thighs in annoyance, and didn't ask for a begging talisman.

It should be noted that the person who invited the begging talisman last night really realized what Wushan Yunyu is, and went to bliss together!

In fact, after half a month, more people regret it.

Because of the family seeking a child, every family was so happy that they were all pregnant!

Even the leftover daughter-in-law who has been married for several years and has not had children is also pregnant, and she is so happy that the leftover son spreads all over the village.

He also offered incense and prayed for the unknown young Taoist priest.

Then it became a mountain anecdote.

……

Let's say that after Mo Chuan left the village, he figured out the direction, climbed up, and hurried away.

He wasn't afraid that the matter of the monk washing his hair would be exposed.

But when he sensed the half of the cymbal in the morning, the position actually changed.

This made him suddenly anxious,
I am afraid that the chance of getting it is gone.

However, although the technique of boarding and copying is mysterious, it is not a method of transportation after all, and it is a waste of time to rush on the road.

After walking for a long time, he didn't go very far. Mo Chuan could only suppress his impetuousness and walked slowly, thinking that if he met a village or town again, he would definitely find a horse to travel.

While thinking about it in my heart, a burst of whistling and beating sound entered my ears.

Following the sound, I saw a small country road that was about to merge into the main road, and a team of festive big red family members was whistling and walking over.

Mo Chuan looked at Huanxi, and was about to ask for a few candies, feeling happy.

Unexpectedly, just after walking a few steps, when he saw the whole picture of the sending off team, his face suddenly changed!
I saw this procession of seeing off relatives, which was as long as a swimming dragon, with musicians playing in front and helpers carrying the dowry in the back.

It can be said: thousands of acres of fertile land, ten miles of red makeup.

However, if you look carefully, you can see that the box table, chairs and cabinets are shining with vermilion lacquer and gold, and a pole is carried back and forth for a long time.

Where is the dowry then?

It's clearly - the paper piercing device!
Looking back, sixteen men criss-crossed the shoulder poles, carrying a big red coffin, wobbly coming from the country road.

This scene left Mo Chuan dumbfounded.

What's the trouble with this, this?
The Chuichuidada team passed by Mo Chuan slowly, and a happy lady with a bamboo basket came over, grabbed a handful of happy candy and handed it to Mo Chuan.

"Daozhang, be happy."

Mo Chuan took the candy nervously, and quickly asked, "May I ask layman, what's going on?"

Mrs. Xi has obviously been asked countless times, and said skillfully after hearing the words:
"It's called ghost marriage! Be that bone relative!"

Mrs. Xi left.

Mo Chuan looked at the wedding candy in his hand, trembling all over, and lost it all.

He set off again, and saw that the send-off team was ahead, so Mo Chuan was unlucky, so he simply used the technique of climbing and walking around to the front.

Not far away, a magnificent city came into view.

Jiangcheng has arrived.

At the gate of the city, a group of wedding reception teams dressed in bright red and purple are looking forward to it.

There was a group of musicians next to them, whispering to each other.

One of the musicians was holding a pair of cymbals with his hands behind his back, murmuring together in the line.

　[Note 1, this doggerel is "The Cat Meows" by the monk Zhiming of the Ming Dynasty. In order to fit the situation, a word has been changed in this article. "Old man" should be "old monk". Don't blame the Taoist. 】

　
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