The rise of the poor

Chapter 945 From legend to legend
However, Zhu Pingan did not intend to let Luo Wenlong go like this. This guy would bite himself once every time he saw him, and he would not break a tooth. This kind of person will not have a long memory. Ravaged by man.

As the saying goes, come and don't be indecent.

Tell a joke, right? !

Hehe, compare me, to say something that is not an exaggeration, I am not targeting anyone, I mean everyone here is rubbish!
Modern cold jokes, nasty jokes, and brain teaser jokes. Just pick any one out, and it can crush ancient jokes in minutes.

Oh

Have it.

There was a very suitable joke. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but twitched his lips when he thought of some deeds he had heard about Comrade Luo Wenlong recently.Although this joke is old and outdated in modern times, for Daming, it couldn't be newer.

"Hehe, I just heard Mr. Luo tell a funny story about my childhood. I also thought of a funny story when I was a child. It was told by a few uncles in our village when they were busy farming. I couldn't help but want to talk to Mr. Luo and everyone Adults share."

Zhu Pingan chuckled, narrowed his eyes slightly, took a leisurely look at Luo Wenlong, and said slowly.

Oh.

Smell a tit-for-tat taste.

The melon-eating crowd on the side, fearing that the matter is not serious, even if they don't like Zhu Ping'an, they are very cooperative at this moment and urge Zhu Ping'an to hurry up and listen.

Yan Shifan also looked very interested.

"Ahem, before I talk about it, let me explain again. This interesting story was told by the uncle in the village when I was a child. It is not aimed at anyone. Don't think too much about it, everyone." Zhu Pingan glanced at Luo Wenlong and the others, and coughed , declared.

This is a typical cover-up.

Seeing this, everyone knew what was going on. They glanced at Luo Wenlong and became even more interested.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain." Zhu Pingan took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.

"It's a cliché! Nothing new!" Luo Wenlong scoffed with disdain on his face. There used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple. These are the usual beginnings for people to tell stories. There is nothing new!
"There is a door on the temple, and there is an iron lock hanging on the door. One day, a golden key and a beautiful silver key came. I didn’t open it, pulled it out, inserted it again, swayed it again, and still didn’t open the handsome silver key and said it’s my turn, so I pulled out the golden key, inserted the silver key into the iron lock, and repeated the action of the golden key, After inserting and twisting and pulling out, after doing this several times, it still did not open. At this time, the iron key that I had been observing for a long time came out. The iron key was inserted into the iron lock, and it opened neatly. After unlocking the lock, the iron key With pride and pride, he said to the golden key and the handsome silver key, "Do you know why you can't open it? Because I am the original match. No matter how noble you are born or how beautiful you are, you can't get her." Heart. Because I am her original partner, I know her heart best. You guys, hum." Zhu Pingan said slowly.

Hearing what Zhu Pingan said, everyone felt nothing special, even a little drowsy. They felt that this was some kind of funny joke. The golden key, silver key, and iron key were all fables for children.

"Hmph, treat us like three-year-olds." Luo Wenlong became even more disdainful of Zhu Ping'an, despising him endlessly.

"After the iron key finished speaking, he looked at the golden key and the handsome silver key with disdain, with pride and pride on his face."

"Hearing this, the golden key and the silver key turned their heads and turned their eyes to the iron key, as if looking at an idiot, and replied disdainfully, 'Are you sick, I'm just playing around, why do I want your wife's heart ?!'"

When Zhu Pingan was talking, his eyes glanced at Luo Wenlong several times intentionally or unintentionally.

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the banquet was quiet for two seconds.

third second

Everyone recalled it, and couldn't help bursting into laughter, the laughter seemed to overturn the roof of the building.

uh, plug in and play
It was originally a flat road, but while walking, there was a sudden sharp turn ahead, and the turn was so fast that no one had time to react.

Unexpectedly, after a turn, the fairy tale became an adult story, and many people overturned.

Hahaha

Interesting, interesting.

Everyone here has never been exposed to such a modern joke about a car rolling over a sharp bend, and the more I think about it, the more amusing it becomes.

As expected, the joke Zhu Pingan told will soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone present.

Uh

etc.
how does this joke feel
Everyone laughed, laughed, suddenly felt something, and turned their eyes to Luo Wenlong in unison.

Men are actually very gossipy, especially about sexual deeds, and they are well-informed and spread quickly.

Although Luo Wenlong and them were both hardcore members of the strict party and comrades in the same trench, they did gossip about Luo Wenlong in private.No way, who made Luo Wenlong a god-like existence in their circle, who made what happened to him so explosive.

After hearing Zhu Pingan's joke, everyone couldn't help but think of Luo Wenlong's two gossips.

The first one is about Luo Wenlong's macho deeds. This gossip mainly came from Ouyang Zishi's mouth.

By the way, that was five years ago, and Luo Wenlong was still the world-renowned master ink maker, the value of the ink made by him increased by a hundred times, and everyone frantically snapped it up.At that time, Luo Wenlong raised a concubine in another courtyard, and would go to have sex with the concubine every once in a while.There lived a handsome scholar next door to the other courtyard, who often played the flute to the other courtyard, and had an affair with Luo Wenlong's concubine every time he came and went.Once, Luo Wenlong rushed to the other courtyard ahead of time, and ended up blocking the handsome scholar and his concubine on the bed.

When everyone heard Ouyang Zishi's gossip, they all felt that Luo Wenlong would beat the scholar to death.

In the end, much to everyone's surprise, Luo Wenlong put the scholar and concubine on the bed and fucked them all up.

What a macho!
Of course, what's even more fierce is that the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong's backyard.

This news is not just heard by everyone. Many of them have seen that handsome scholar with their own eyes when they were guests at Luo Wenlong's house. people have feelings
The second thing is also related to the first thing.

I don't know who it came from, but it was spread more widely than the first one. As for the truth and falsehood, everyone knew it.After news of Luo Wenlong's macho deeds spread from Ouyang Zishi's mouth, many people became interested in Luo Wenlong's concubine and that scholar. Then, after someone saw it with their own eyes, everyone became more interested after saying this. , spread more.

Then, it reached Yan Shifan's ears.

Out of curiosity, Yan Shifan took advantage of Luo Wenlong's absence to visit Luo Mansion under the pretext of visiting Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar dressed as a woman.

Yan Shifan loves beautiful women, but he is also very masculine. When he saw the pseudo-mother scholar, Yan Shifan's saliva was about to flow out. Looking at the concubine, he was also gentle and pleasant. Thinking of the allusion of Luo Wenlong's macho, Yan Shifan was in a hurry and wanted to try it too. .

When the concubine and the scholar dressed in women's clothing saw Luo Wenlong's boss visiting the house, they naturally entertained them with good wine and good food.After being full of wine and food, Yan Shifan dismissed the girl and served others, and began to be dishonest and careless.

It was said that Yan Shifan's technique was amazing, and Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar didn't have much chasteness, so they resisted and resisted.

It is said that when Luo Wenlong came back from the outside, Yan Shifan was still in the room pressing the pear blossoms on the begonias, but this time, the legend of Luo Wenlong's macho man did not continue.It is said that after Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shifan to end, he acted as if he had just returned from outside.

After that, Yan Shifan visited Luo Mansion more and more.

Every time Luo Wenlong came to visit Yan Shifan, he would make excuses that there was no good wine at home, or take the initiative to go to a restaurant outside to order a table of wine and food on the grounds that the food cooked by his cook was not good, and bring it back in a packed food box. , I heard that Luo Wenlong often invited Yan Shifan to his house as a guest.
In this way, although Luo Wenlong's macho legend failed to continue, another even more shocking legend of weeping ghosts and gods was staged.

Therefore, after hearing Zhu Ping'an's joke, everyone felt something, and looked at Luo Wenlong in unison.

(End of this chapter)