The rise of the poor

Chapter 34
On the rocks by the river down the hillside, Zhu Ping'an and the black-bellied little Loli stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was a little weird for a while.

"Why did you ask me to come here?" Zhu Ping'an asked helplessly, spreading out his chubby hand.

"Haha, you speak first, you lose." The black-bellied little loli jumped up from the rock and clapped her hands excitedly.

Losing your sister, when will I play the game of who speaks first with you? Zhu Ping'an is really speechless.In other words, this girl has changed into a new set of clothes. If you have money, you don’t have to be so willful. If you change a set of clothes every day, you are obviously a little fox. Why do you want to dress up like a butterfly? , but it's too wasteful, do you throw it away after you wear it every day?

"Hey, what do you mean by rolling your eyes?" Li Shu, a black-bellied little loli, walked up to Zhu Ping'an and asked angrily, "No, I'm going to tell Master Sun that you are still eavesdropping on the class if you don't pay for the repairs."

I'm afraid of you!

"Okay, miss, let's talk straight." Zhu Ping'an was completely defeated under the threat of the black-bellied little loli, and said with a sigh.

Sure enough, he still looks like this bastard, which is unpleasant!

"Yeah, what's your attitude, believe it or not, I'll tell the Master to go!"

The black-bellied little loli Li Shu pouted, stretched out her chubby little hand and gently poked Zhu Ping'an on the forehead twice, her face was not good.

"Believe, believe, of course believe."

Bow your head when it's time to bow, you still have this awareness, you're not the kind of person who wants to save face and suffer.The strong wind knows the grass, and the grass bends under the strong wind, but it will still accept the sun and rain strong after the wind and the rain break; the snow crushes the green pine, your green pine is strong and firm and does not bend over, the heavy snow is fine, but the snowstorm, After the violent snowstorm, the green pines were all broken.As long as you take root on the ground, don't betray your position, bend over and bow your head, it doesn't matter.

"Are you eavesdropping on the class, is it interesting, tell me what you've heard." The black-bellied little loli's big round eyes are full of curiosity, of course, her arrogance and stinky fart can't be changed, "Hmph, I am I gave you this chance because of your pity."

"After listening to the Three Character Classic, at the beginning of human beings, their natures are inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far away."

"You're wasting your chance?" Li Shu, a black-bellied little loli, was very dissatisfied.

"I also listened to the thousand-character text, the sky and the earth are mysterious and yellow, the universe is prehistoric. The sun and the moon are full of stars, and the constellations are arranged in rows." Zhu Ping'an continued.

"Forget it, I'll go tell the master."

The black-bellied little Lolita got up from the rock and took her short legs, as if I was going to sue you.

"There's also a story about the little red dress." Seeing that the black-bellied little loli was acting up again, Zhu Ping'an had no choice but to bring out the story of going to the orphanage to coax the child.

"Oh, then I'll take it easy."

The black-bellied little loli retracted her short legs and sat back on the stone.

Sure enough, coaxing children is better than fairy tales.

"Once upon a time, there was a lovely little girl." Zhu Ping'an said slowly.

"Everyone loves me, am I cute?" The black-bellied little loli interrupted Zhu Ping'an and asked.

Uh

The big bad wolf in the story is cuter than you!Of course this cannot be said.

"Not as cute as you." Zhu Ping'an twitched the corners of his mouth and said against his will.

The black-bellied little loli was satisfied, and arrogantly let Zhu Ping'an start talking again.

"Once upon a time, there was a cute little girl who liked to wear the very nice little red dress her grandma gave her, so people called her the little red dress."

The black-bellied little loli pouted and whispered, "I don't wear the same clothes every day."

"One day, my mother said to the little red dress: 'Grandma is sick, you can bring some snacks for my mother to visit her.' My mother also instructed: 'Grandma lives in the forest, the journey is long, you are on the road Be careful, don't be playful!'"

Well, Zhu Pingan just changed the story of Little Red Riding Hood into the story of Little Red Skirt. In the Ming Dynasty, no girls wore hats, so they changed it to Little Red Skirt.

"Little Red Skirt met a wolf in the forest. She had never seen a wolf before, and she didn't know the wolf's ferocious nature, so she told the wolf the purpose of coming to the forest. After the wolf knew about it, she tricked Little Red Skirt into picking mushrooms and the big bad wolf ran away. Go to the hut in the woods, dressed as a little red dress, and knock on grandma's door 'Guru!' The big bad wolf swallowed the little red dress's grandma in its stomach. The big bad wolf pretended to be a grandma. The big wild wolf opened Big mouth, 'Guru!', without even biting, he swallowed the little red skirt into his stomach."

"Have you eaten all?"

"Later, a woodcutter came. The woodcutter took out a pair of large scissors. Before the big wild wolf woke up, he used the fastest movements and carefully clicked to cut open the belly of the big wild wolf. Grandma and Xiaohong The skirt was rescued from the wolf's belly."

Looking at the black-bellied little loli listening to the story seriously, Zhu Ping'an sighed that children are still easy to accept new things. If this story is told to adults in this era, it will definitely not be accepted, and he will ask how the big bad wolf can speak. Ah, can a wolf's stomach hold an adult and a child? Why can the people who have eaten it come out well?
After telling the story of the adapted version of Little Red Riding Hood, Zhu Pingan asked, "What did you learn after listening to this story?"

"Eat must be chewed."

Hearing the words, the black-bellied little loli blinked and said with her head tilted.

Eat to chew! ! ! !
It's not that good at all!
The story of Little Red Riding Hood is to warn little girls not to chat with strangers casually, not to have fun, and to go home early!

Zhu Ping'an also hopes that this story will make the black-bellied little loli stay away from her stranger, stop playing outside, and hurry home and be a lady of yours.

But I didn't expect that the black-bellied little loli didn't play cards according to common sense.

The black-bellied little loli listened to the story with relish. The story told by this little poor man was different from what other people told, and it seemed very interesting.

"Well, seeing you work so hard, I'll give you another chance. You're talking about one."

The black-bellied little loli said something arrogant and stinky.

"Uh." Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a while, and looked at the sun in the sky. The Master should also take a break from get out of class now, "Okay, let me tell you a story about the frog prince."

"Once upon a time, there was a king. All his daughters were very beautiful, especially the little one, and every time the sun, who had seen everything, shone on her face, she had to pay attention to her beauty. Surprised. There is a great dark forest near the king's palace. In the forest, under an old linden tree, there is a well."

The black-bellied little loli listened carefully, and felt that the story told by this little bastard was quite interesting, and what he said was good.

Why is she surprised by her beauty every time the sun shines on her face, is she saying that I am beautiful in disguise. Oops, it makes me a little shy.
"The little princess disliked this ugly frog very much."

When Zhu Ping'an said this, he was interrupted by the black-bellied little loli muttering, "If it were me, I would not like this ugly frog even more, the toad wants to eat swan meat, hmph, what I like is the best in the world. The man, if he is the champion, I want to be the wife of an official."

The little brat is so shy, and puts the dowry yuan as an official wife on his lips every day, too, such a small brat doesn't yet have the concept of shyness.

"Since then, the handsome prince and the beautiful little princess have lived a happy life." Zhu Ping'an finally finished the story of the frog prince, and was interrupted several times by the black-bellied little loli.

"What, a toad is a toad, and it will never become a prince. It can be stewed or braised, but it can't be a prince."

(End of this chapter)