The rise of the poor
Chapter 1985 Self-Entertainment
Chapter 1985 Self-Entertainment
Zhu Ping'an sailed down the river to Shaoxing. The Japanese pirates far away in Taolin, Songjiang Prefecture, lit bonfires and roasted fat pigs. The fat dripped onto the fire, starting their carnival.
Without waiting for the pork to be cooked, the Japanese pirates could not wait any longer and cut off pieces of pork with their knives, then ate them without restraint and drank bowls of white wine along with the roasted meat like boiled water.
Hundreds of captured women were brutally raped by the drunken Japanese pirates. They lay on the ground crying and shouting, it was a tragedy.
"This is life, this is what a real man should enjoy." The newly joined Japanese pirates were having a blast in this uncovered meeting, eating meat with big mouthfuls and drinking wine with big bowls. Dali, I should have joined the Japanese pirates a long time ago.
Xu Hai and Ma Ye sat opposite each other. On their table was not barbecue, but plates of snacks to go with wine. Two Japanese women were kneeling beside them, pouring tea and wine and serving them.
"The man surnamed Zhao sent a tip that Zhu Ping'an has already gone to Shaoxing to take up his post!" Ma Ye took a sip of wine and cursed angrily, "This damn bastard stepped on us to get to the top and became a frontier official!"
"Jiaxing is in Zhejiang, and there is a man named Zhao who is acting as an insider. If we make a good plan, we will definitely make sure that Zhu Ping'an dies without a burial place!"
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's name, Xu Hai gnashed his teeth in hatred, wishing that it was Zhu Ping'an's meat that was roasted on the fire. He would not even need a knife, but tear it off bite by bite until not even a bone was left.
"Brother Xu, how about this? Let the man surnamed Zhao find a chance to invite Zhu Ping'an to Jiaxing Prefecture, and then we'll close the door and beat the dog. Even ten thousand Zhu Ping'ans will not be enough to kill him." Ma Ye picked up a glass of wine, thought of a ruthless plan, and hurriedly suggested it to Xu Hai.
Xu Hai's eyebrows moved, and he was obviously interested, but soon shook his head. "Zhu Ping'an is full of tricks. Zhao is no match for him. If we invite Zhu Ping'an to Jiaxing, it may backfire and arouse Zhu Ping'an's suspicion, alerting the enemy. Moreover, Zhu Ping'an is a careful thief. Even if he enters Jiaxing, he will probably bring the Zhejiang Army with him. In addition, it would be a pity to expose Zhao Chong, the insider, for Zhu Ping'an alone. Zhao Chong can play a greater role continuously. He is worth at least one city. In the end, if we really want to use Zhao Chong to deal with Zhu Ping'an, at least we should do it when we gain a city."
Ma Ye put the wine glass down with force, his chest heaving violently, suppressing his anger and saying, "That's too easy for that damned Zhu Ping'an! He ascended to the governor's throne by stepping on the corpses of our 40,000 brothers!"
"These days, when I close my eyes in bed at night, I see the sea of fire and the mountain of corpses in Suzhou. Until now, I can't eat barbecue, because when I smell the barbecue, I think of the sea of fire in Suzhou and the brothers who were burned to death in the sea of fire! So many brothers were burned to death by Zhu Ping'an! The taste is exactly the same as it is now!"
"If I don't kill Zhu Ping'an, I won't be able to eat or sleep! If I don't kill Zhu Ping'an, I will feel sorry for those brothers who died tragically!"
Ma Ye became angrier and angrier as he spoke, and finally he couldn't help but hammer the table so hard that his lips were bitten and bled.
"Brother Ma, I hate that little thief even more than you do. I wish I could sleep on his skin, eat his flesh, and drink his blood right now!"
Xu Hai gritted his teeth in empathy.
"Then we'll just watch that little thief become a high-ranking official, ride a big horse, and show off his power!" Ma Ye gritted his teeth.
"Of course not!" Xu Hai shook his head, and then said sinisterly, "Let him be proud for two days only. In two days, the head of the Matsuura family will send a group of more than a thousand Japanese pirates, including the Matsuura family's ninjas. I have been in Japan for a period of time, and I know that these ninjas are all masters of assassination! When they arrive, I will persuade them to send a few ninjas to assassinate Zhu Ping'an!"
"Will it work? The little thief Zhu Ping'an is always protected by his minions wherever he goes." Maye doesn't have much confidence in the Japanese ninjas.
"You haven't seen ninjas, so you don't know how powerful they are. They are different from our assassins. They don't use head-on assassinations. These ninjas are proficient in all kinds of assassination methods, such as hidden arrows, flying needles, poisoning, and arson. They are also good at makeup and dressing up. They often disguise themselves as various people, such as beggars, wandering monks, fools, jugglers, and maids. They blend into the crowd, conceal their identities, and approach the target person with various unexpected identities. Then, they take advantage of the target person's unpreparedness and kill him in the most unexpected way. Of course, they are also used to sneaking around at night and killing the target person with one blow when he is asleep."
"Don't worry, Brother Ma. Many Japanese lords and generals have died at the hands of ninjas, and Zhu Ping'an is no exception!"
Xu Hai told Ma Ye about the methods of the Japanese ninjas and firmly believed that the ninjas of the Matsuura family would be able to assassinate Zhu Ping'an.
"Okay, then let's wait for the Matsuura family to arrive!" Maye nodded vigorously.
Due to the great success of Xu Hai's Jiaxing strategy, Maye is full of confidence in him and is looking forward to the ninja that Xu Hai praised so highly.
"When the ninjas from the Matsuura family assassinate Zhu Ping'an, we must make Zhu Ping'an's head into a urinal! We will urinate in it day and night."
Ma Ye said this with gritted teeth, and when she thought of the scene of making Zhu Ping'an's head into a urinal, she couldn't help but smile.
"Haha, I heard that Zhu Ping'an's wife is a rare beauty in the world, on par with the emperor's second son's princess. After Zhu Ping'an dies, we will find a way to get her. The husband's debt is paid by the wife, and we must collect the interest."
Xu Hai thought of the rumors about Zhu Ping'an's beautiful wife that were circulating in the countryside, and couldn't help but let his imagination run wild.
"Hahahaha, the wife should pay off the husband's debts, what Brother Xu said is so right. When the time comes, Brother Xu will collect the interest first, and I will collect it later. Oh, by the way, I heard that Zhu Ping'an took a concubine some time ago, and the concubine should also pay off the husband's debts, hahahaha." Ma Ye also began to fantasize, and her whole face flushed with excitement.
Hahahaha
Xu Hai and Ma Ye, who were drunk, couldn't help but look at each other and burst into laughter.
The Japanese pirates in the field saw the two Japanese chiefs Xu Hai and Ma Ye laughing, and they laughed along with them. For a while, the laughter was deafening.
"My boys, eat and drink well. When the pirates from Japan arrive, we will go out and exercise. Gold, silver, jewelry, delicious fish and meat, and fair-skinned, beautiful women with thin waists and big hips are all waiting for us."
Xu Hai took the opportunity to encourage.
"Gold, silver, jewelry, delicious fish and meat, fair-skinned, beautiful women with thin waists and big hips." When the Japanese pirates heard this, they couldn't help but get excited and shouted, "Wait, wait for us, we're coming soon."
(End of this chapter)
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