The rise of the poor

"Ah? Folks, what's wrong with you? Why are you all throwing up? Lieutenant Zhang, why are you all throwing up too?"

All the subordinate officials of the Suzhou Mansion were stunned when they saw that everyone vomited after taking a bite of the meat pie.

"Could it be that the barbecue is broken and you have a stomachache?! Impossible, the pork and mutton are all slaughtered fresh, and the barbecue has not been roasted for a long time, so it can't be expired! Moreover, the soldiers of the Zhejiang Army also ate it, are they all right? !"

The first reaction of all the subordinates was that the meat was not fresh, it was spoiled, everyone ate the spoiled barbecue, and they had stomach troubles.

But he quickly denied himself. In order to express his condolences to everyone cleaning the battlefield, the Shang Zhifu specially ordered the pigs and sheep to be slaughtered to ensure that the ingredients were fresh and delicious, and the barbecue was freshly baked, and it was absolutely impossible to expire.

In addition, the Zhejiang army also ate it, so why are they all right? From Zhu Pingan, Mr. Zhu to the soldiers of the Zhejiang army, everyone is doing well, half of a cake is eaten, and no one vomits.

"Deputy General Zhang, what's the matter with you? What's the matter?" Shang Zhifu asked a little displeased, what did you all vomit.

"Ahem, back to my lord, I'm really unbearably low-ranking. I cleaned the battlefield today. Thousands of Japanese pirates were burned to charcoal in the woods. The scene exudes a strong smell of barbecued meat. The barbecued meat in this meatloaf is broken , are seven or eight points similar, suddenly like chewing the corpse of a Japanese pirate, and my stomach is overwhelmed, it is really unbearable, so I hope the government will forgive me for my gaffe." Deputy General Zhang explained with a face of shame.

"That's all for the folks. You have never been on the battlefield. You are born in the army and have experienced swordsmanship. How can you be so unbearable?"

Shang Zhifu looked at Vice General Zhang and the others, then at the soldiers of the Zhejiang Army who were eating and drinking freely, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

It's true that people are more dead than people, and goods are thrown away!
You are all soldiers, why is the Zhejiang army good at fighting, how to win, why you can’t fight, how can you fight, now even the psychological quality is the same as the sky, the same scones, the Zhejiang army eats If you are calm and composed, you will vomit.

However, the Zhejiang Army is the Zhejiang Army after all, and it is also first-class in the entire Jiangnan. It is understandable that you are not as good as the Zhejiang Army.

Very normal.

However, in the future, you must know your shame and be brave. I don't ask you to catch up, but you don't want to be left too far behind.

"Ashamed of my humble position." Vice General Zhang and the others felt even more ashamed.

"Forget it, forget it, you have rarely fought in battles, so it is understandable that you are not as good as the Zhejiang Army. You will practice better in the future. I don't ask you to catch up with the Zhejiang Army, but you don't want to be left too far behind by the Zhejiang Army."

Shang Zhifu waved his hand.

Vice General Zhang and the others blushed with embarrassment, wishing they could find a mouse hole to crawl into
"Since they can't eat meat pies, then tear them off and spread out some pancakes." Shang Zhifu thoughtfully asked
"Elders and elders, after vomiting so much, your stomach is empty, fill your stomach with some fish soup."

The officials of the Suzhou government also graciously persuaded the people who vomited to drink some fish soup to fill their empty stomachs.

"Thank you, my lord." After hearing this, everyone picked up the fish soup and drank it. After vomiting so much, their stomachs have already been emptied. They were already hungry, but now they are even more hungry. .

cluck cluck
Dried up a large bowl in one go.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, this fish soup is really delicious."

"The color is white like milk, the taste is rich and rich, and the aftertaste is endless. This fish soup is so delicious that I almost swallowed my tongue."

After everyone drank a large bowl of fish soup, they were full of praise.

"Of course it's delicious. Every pot of fish soup is served by our master Tang Ji who is the number one fish steak maker in Suzhou. Moreover, this fish, but the Lord Fu Zun specially ordered us to take people to the big river ahead to catch it. All the live fish are at least one foot long, and there is nothing less than an inch."

The Suzhou official said boastfully, and by the way, flattered Shang Zhifu.

As soon as the subordinate officer finished speaking, he felt that the atmosphere at the scene was not right. Why was the scene so quiet all of a sudden, and everyone seemed to have been acupunctured.

"Ahem, where did you catch the fish?" Someone asked with a cough.

"It's in the big river ahead. Not long after you set off, the Fu Zun asked us to go fishing in the river."

The subordinate officer answered again, and pointed his finger in the direction.

"vomit……"

As soon as the subordinate officer finished speaking, there was a lot of vomiting at the scene. It was still those people who vomited more than before.

"My God, what's the matter with you?"

Seeing this spectacular sprawling scene again, the subordinates were stunned and asked dumbfounded.

"Lieutenant Zhang, what's the matter?" Shang Zhifu asked helplessly, who had just vomited.

"Ahem, Fu Zun, just like before, it's also a psychological effect. The river where they cleaned the battlefield today is the river where they fished. The first battlefield where Master Zhu and the others ambushed Japanese pirates was the river. Countless Japanese pirates were shot to death and drowned in the river." In the river. When we went to clean the battlefield, the corpses of the Japanese pirates in the river were soaked and swollen, and many fish were eating around the corpses of the pirates. Maybe the fish they caught was one of them. The pots of fish soup they made, Maybe it contains the corpses of Japanese pirates, vomit... the humble job is really sad about that test in my heart, thinking of this, I can't help but feel my stomach churn... vomit..."

Deputy General Zhang explained with a pale and haggard face, throwing up while explaining.

"The section of the river where we fish is about ten miles away from the section where you clean the battlefield. The fish can't swim..."

The officials of the Suzhou government explained helplessly.

"It can't be completely ruled out, can it?" Deputy General Zhang said with a pale face.

"Uh..." The subordinates were speechless. Although they were more than ten miles away, it was impossible to guarantee that they would be completely ruled out.

Who knows if there is any fish that has nothing to do, eats the corpse of the Japanese pirate, and then goes upstream for more than ten miles.

They are not fish, how can they know about fish, and fish are disobedient.

"Cough cough, Lord Zhu, all the officers and men, how do you keep drinking? Don't you feel the shock in your heart?" Deputy General Zhang and others saw that Zhu Ping'an and others were eating barbecue meat and drinking fish soup as usual, so they couldn't help asking curiously. .

"Green response? Why do you need to be responsive? Not to mention that the distance between the two places is more than ten miles, such a distance is still upstream. Generally speaking, it is impossible to catch fish on the battlefield. Even if you catch it, so what. "There is a saying: Aspirations eat the meat of barbarians hungry, and talk about drinking the blood of Xiongnu with a joke. If you can eat Japanese pirate meat hungry and drink Japanese pirate blood thirsty, it is also a happy thing in life. What should you do?" Zhu Pingan smiled indifferently laugh.

"Lord Zhu, I'm finally convinced."

After hearing this, Vice General Zhang was completely convinced, and cast his eyes on the admiration of Zhu Pingan and everyone in the Zhejiang Army. (end of this chapter)