The rise of the poor

Chapter 1478 Turns into a joke
"You're still young, but it doesn't matter. You'll grow wiser if you take a fall, and you'll grow if you beat yourself up twice."

"The ancients said: 'Soldiers, the important affairs of the country, the place of life and death, the way of survival, must be investigated'. Mr. Zhu still needs to pay more attention to it in the future. Hearsay and groundless rumors are absolutely unacceptable."

"Hehe, have you noticed that Master Zhu didn't say a word at the meeting. If Master Zhu wants to have something to say in the military affairs meeting, he still needs to read more books on military affairs, learn more from veteran generals, and need more precipitation. Only when you have goods in your stomach can you have something to say, Master Zhu still has a long way to go."

After Zhu Ping'an came out of the Ministry of War, there were still some false or taunting words in his ears.

Ha ha
Zhu Pingan twitched the corners of his mouth, and then walked back to Taohuaji without looking back.

During this period, Marquis Linhuai and Duke Wei wanted to stay Zhu Pingan for dinner, but Zhu Pingan

declined.

Really not in the mood to eat.

According to historical records, the Japanese pirates who landed in Shangyu will come to attack Yingtian City within a few days. According to the historical trajectory, this group of Japanese pirates attacked Yingtian City, and even almost succeeded at one point. Of course, even if they failed to capture Yingtian City in the end , The Japanese pirates also put on a good show of coercion under Yingtian City, and finally retreated under Yingtian City. Can you believe this, are you willing? !
Pretending to be aggressive, but still running, the Japanese pirates are so exciting!Japanese sufferers are also stimulated by the high tide!

However, Daming was worried!People in the south of the Yangtze River have been pierced by thousands of arrows!
Zhu Pingan was not reconciled and could not accept this scene.I, Zhu Pingan, already know this, how can I turn a blind eye and listen to it!
If there is no companion, then go alone!I, Zhu Ping'an, will do my best!
Even if you can't stop this gang of Japanese pirates from harassing Yingtian, then try your best to bury them under the city of Yingtian!
How can there be such a cheap thing in the world if you pretend to be aggressive and want to run away.

To wipe out the pirates, start with this gang of pirates!
Zhu Pingan made up his mind!His eyes became firmer, and he hurried back to Peach Blossom Collection without looking back.

The so-called: good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.

After Zhu Ping'an left, the urgent military situation he reported at the meeting of the Ministry of War, under the impetus of people with good intentions, became a joke after dinner, and it spread quickly. Some people knew about this joke, and it quickly spread in the yamen, and it continued to spread outside the officialdom like a virus, and even some teahouses and restaurants were already making fun of Zhu Pingan's emergency military situation.

Ying Tiancheng has been in peace for a long time, except when Emperor Yongle seized his heir, Ying Tiancheng has seen swordsman half of the time, other times Yingtian has never been in war, and has never seen swordsman.Take the current intensified Japanese invasion as an example, even though the Japanese pirates are making a lot of noise, half of the sparks have never burned to Yingtian City.

Responding to the sky, responsing to the sky, and those who responsibly respond to the sky are also in accordance with the will of heaven!
How should I put it, Yingtian City was also the former imperial city, now the companion capital of Daming, we used to be under the feet of the emperor, how can there be any blind ghosts and ghosts who dare to come to Yingtian to disobey God's will and offend Tianwei!

It is no exaggeration to say that even if the sky falls, not a single brick will hit Yingtian City.

As Yingtian people, we still have some pride and self-confidence.

It is precisely because Ying Tianren has this pride and self-confidence that when they hear the joke about Zhu Pingan's emergency military situation deliberately spread by someone with a heart, they will find it particularly funny and spread it so quickly.

Even if the sky falls, it won't hit Yingtian. How dare you say that eighty Japanese pirates dare to attack Yingtian? !
Are you kidding me!
Moreover, I heard that the person who reported this urgent military situation was Enke's number one scholar last year!

Well, this is even more ridiculous!

Can be admitted to the number one scholar, to report such an outrageous emergency military situation? !Hehe, this is reading stupid, right? !This is the first time in my life that I have doubts about the statement that "the number one scholar is a Wenqu star descending to earth".

"Pfft, what did you say, eighty Japanese pirates harassed Yingtian City, did that Zhu Pingan, Master Zhu, who was in charge of punishment and procuratorate in Zhejiang Province, really say that?! Hahaha, it's really ridiculous."

"If this group of eighty Japanese pirates really came to harass Ying Tiancheng, would you believe me to eat shit in public?!"

"I heard that he is the No. [-] scholar. I really doubt how he was admitted to the No. [-] scholar?! It is said that the No. [-] scholar is the Wenqu star descending to earth, cough cough, I think Wen Quxing descended to the earth accidentally, and fell to the ground, right?! "

With the help of people with good intentions, Zhu Ping'an became Yingtian's favorite material, enriching people's gossip and jokes after dinner.

afternoon.

The Jiangsu and Zhejiang Prosecutors Division has received the exact news from the Ministry of War. Zhu Pingan really reported his emergency military situation at the meeting of the Ministry of War, "The Japanese pirates who landed in Shangyu are about to harass Yingtian."

Zhang Chufeng got the news from his friends in the Ministry of War.

"Pfft, Zhu Pingan actually reported his outrageous emergency military situation at the Ministry of War meeting?!"

After Zhang Chufeng got the exact news, he couldn't help laughing on the spot, and then quickly spread the news in the yamen of the procuratorial envoy, and soon everyone in the yamen knew about it.

"Hey, Zhang, since little brother Zhu has already told you about this urgent military situation before going to the Ministry of War, why don't you stop him and let him go to the Ministry of War to make a fool of himself? Did you mean it?! "

After Chu Xiong heard the news, he patted Zhang Chufeng's shoulder with his big hand like a bear's claw, and complained.

"Hehe, Fatty Chu, you are a typical example of judging a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart! Why didn't we stop it? I tried my best to persuade Zihou, tell the facts and reason, and tell him the fallacy of the emergency military situation, but I I would like to turn my heart to the bright moon, but when the bright moon shines in the ditch, Zihou won't listen to me at all. Zihou is young and energetic, eager to do meritorious service, he is determined by the weight of the bastard, and insists on sending emergency military information to the Ministry of War! Persuasion was ineffective, and Zihou could not be tied up, so he could only watch Zihou go to the Ministry of War to report. In addition, we also considered at the time that we were civil servants, and we were not as professional in the military. where?!"

Zhang Chufeng retorted at Chu Xiong, shrugged his shoulders, and put all the responsibility on Zhu Ping'an.

"I think you did it on purpose." Chu Xiong rolled his eyes.

"Hehe, Fatty Chu is purely slandering. At that time, adults from Taiwan and Lord Bai were all present, and they could all testify for me." Zhang Chufeng shrugged, then patted Chu Xiong on the shoulder, twitched the corners of his mouth, and smiled He said, "Fatty Chu, if you want to spread rumors and make trouble, I advise you to save yourself."

For the next whole day, Zhang Chufeng grinned from ear to ear, and when he was in a good mood, he hummed a few ditties unconsciously from time to time, and even ate a big bowl more than usual for dinner.

After he was released from government office, Zhang Chufeng began to invite friends and friends, fly pigeons to pass letters, and started to propose impeachment of Zhu Ping'an.

(End of this chapter)