There's definitely something wrong with my elf

Chapter 366 H-261 Go down the well!

Neihe County.

As a county adjacent to the imperial capital, this place should have been a prosperous place, but unexpectedly, a "Secret Realm of Slowpoke" appeared here.

The rivers that frequently flood make Inland County unsuitable for "investment," and it is impossible for the Alliance to completely destroy a secret realm just because of "occasional" disasters in one county.

Over time, the development of Neihe County has stagnated or even continued to regress. Apart from the residents who have lived here for generations, only some trainers who want to conquer Slowpoke or Kodak will come here.

Compared with other areas around the imperial capital, Neihe County can really be said to be quite miserable!
"Even so, you can't charge me for two bowls of noodles for one bowl!"

At the corner of Neihe County Snack Street, Fang Che listened to the unshaven uncle in front of him ramble for a long time. In short, he kept talking about how miserable they were, but in the final analysis, he wanted to charge more!

Because of Meng's "mission", Fang Che came to Neihe County. Zhao Wanxi originally wanted to come with him, but she thought of Meng's instructions, so she first sent communication facilities, computer accessories and other things to Dreamland. Cresselia, by the way, let’s find out what the Well of Slowpoke is about.

Fang Che, who was alone, wanted to see the customs and customs here after arriving in Neihe County, but obviously, his initial impression here was not very good.

Feeling a little hungry while shopping, he randomly found a noodle stall and ate a bowl of noodles. As a result, the unshaven boss insisted on saying that he had eaten two bowls of noodles and charged him twice.

How could he not know how many bowls of noodles Fang Che had eaten? One bowl of noodles is one bowl of noodles, and you can't charge for two bowls!

"Young man, look, you are talking nonsense. How can a young man be full after just one bowl of noodles? You obviously ate two bowls!"

The unshaven uncle's eyes moved very quickly. He could see that the clothes on Fang Che's body were all brand-name goods. This kind of rich man would not usually come to this kind of snack street. If he finally caught him, he would be killed!

In fact, if Boss Beard hadn't been afraid that Fang Che would yell and call the manager, he would have said that Fang Che had eaten ten bowls of noodles!

Seeing the bearded boss acting like a rogue, Fang Che stared into his eyes for a long time with a half-smile.

"How many bowls of noodles have I eaten? I know in my heart, and you know it in your heart, boss, but it seems like you don't know with your eyes, boss. In this case, why don't you let me, boss, see with your own eyes how many bowls of noodles I have eaten?"

"Soraya."

Shout out!
Soraya appeared on Fang Che's shoulder and blinked at Boss Beard. Then Boss Beard felt his eyes blurred, and then it was as if it was dark and he couldn't see anything.

"My eyes! My eyes!"

The bearded boss scratched his face in panic, and then he "saw" the noodles moving in his stomach!

When the bearded boss came to his senses in panic, he realized that there was nothing wrong with his eyes. It was just his hallucination.

Fang Che, who was originally standing in front of him, has long since disappeared. There is still money for a bowl of noodles where he left. The neighbors and vendors around him are standing in front of their homes and pointing at him. , as if laughing at him.

After completely calming down, Boss Beard put away the money in fear and closed the noodle stall in despair.

Although Boss Beard didn’t know Zetsui Zoroa, those who could cast illusions on humans were either ghost elves or super elves.

Super-type elves generally use hypnosis to prevent people from falling into nightmares. Naturally, only ghost-type elves can do this easily.

The boss never expected that he would provoke the ghost elf trainer who should not be provoked the most by just provoking him casually!

At the entrance of the snack street, Fang Che lazily opened a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water, drank half the bottle and handed the rest to Soraya.

Only the first sip of happy water is happy, and the rest has lost its happy soul. However, for Soraya, the remaining sip is still the first sip, so he can still experience happiness.

"Don't do such bloody illusions next time, and the human stomach is not like that."

Watching Soraya imitate him and drink tons of happy water, Fang Che scolded Soraya word by word.

He also looked at the illusion just now. In his opinion, Zoroa's illusion was quite crudely constructed, and it was completely unlike the illusion that the Zoroa clan could create.

Not to mention anything else, the noodles had been in his stomach for more than ten minutes, and they were still neatly arranged and shiny?

Soraya kept nodding his head, as if he had listened to the training, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a loud "burp", which made Fang Che couldn't help laughing.

Hey~
After leaving the snack street, Che returned to the hotel he booked. Just when he threw himself on the bed, the communicator in his pocket rang. It was Zhao Wanxi calling.

"Wanxi, what's wrong?"

Fang Che put the communicator on and threw it aside, while he continued to lie on the bed and rest.

"The situation is not good. The Well of Slowpoke is not as simple as the dream said."

The tone of Zhao Wanxi on the other end of the phone was quite solemn. Fang Che immediately sat up straight and turned on the video call function. Two seconds later, a slightly pale Zhao Wanxi appeared on the other end of the screen, behind her. There was also a worried Cresselia and a solemn-looking Darkrai.

"continue."

Fang Che rubbed his cheeks to make himself serious.

In fact, he didn't think the mission would be very simple this time. After all, this was a mission released by Fantasy. In ordinary games, it would be the main plot connecting the past and the next.

On the other end of the phone, Zhao Wanxi took a deep breath and told all the information she had obtained from Cresselia.

There are some undetailed places that Cresselia will add on the side.

The Well of Slowpoke is indeed located in the secret realm of Slowpoke, but it is not as simple as the dream tells.

500 years ago, Arceus brought the elves to the Elf Star, and with him came the "past", and then many secret realms appeared on the Elf Star.

Some secret realms are similar to the Glazed Secret Realm, which is a simple secret realm constructed by merging the power of the elven world with the elven star.

Some secret realms are similar to dream realms, which are "homes" independently created by mythical beasts or phantom beasts.

There are also secret realms that are similar to the sea within the sea and the Slowpoke secret realm, which are "ropes" in certain special areas!
If the first two secret realms are destroyed, it will be destroyed, and many elves may die, but it will not have much impact on the Elf Star.

But if something goes wrong in the last secret realm, it will affect the imbalance of the Elf Star and eventually produce a series of natural disasters.I think that when the mythical beasts roamed the earth, it was not just because they wanted to cause destruction, but more to balance the Elf Star.

"The Slowpoke Well is connected to 36 small worlds. Although there are basically no elves in those small worlds, they are also the foundation of the Elf Star. If they are destroyed, the Elf Star... Oh, say It’s a bit exaggerated, at least the Eastern Alliance and surrounding alliances will have to endure non-stop natural disasters for at least 36 years!”

"A natural disaster? How serious is it?"

Fang Che was slightly startled. Ever since elves and humans formed a bond, ordinary natural disasters really couldn't trouble trainers.

There are prayers for rain during droughts, sunny days for heavy rains, violent winds for storms, and even earthquakes can be predicted by gophers. Is it possible that the natural disaster caused by the accident in Slowpoke's Well cannot even be quelled by the elves?

"It's very serious." Zhao Wanxi sighed, "Do you still remember that Groudon shattered the Two Worlds Mountain recorded in the history books?"

Two Boundaries Mountain is located in a huge mountain range in the north of the Eastern Alliance. It used to be the junction between the Eastern Alliance and another minor alliance.

400 years ago, the small alliance somehow angered Groudon. Groudon directly destroyed the Two Worlds Mountains with one move of the Cliff Sword. After that, the small alliance experienced endless earthquakes.

If not for the timely assistance from the Eastern Alliance and the fact that Groudon was attracted by Kyogre, that small alliance might have ceased to exist.

"If something happens to the Well of Slowpoke, the subsequent natural disasters will be no less than the collapse of the Two Worlds Mountain caused by Groudon!"

hiss!
Fang Che took a breath. Even a champion-level elf couldn't resist such a terrifying disaster.

"But don't we just need to clean up the mud? We don't need to harm the Slowpoke Well, right?"

After pondering for a moment, Che asked with some confusion, "It's not like cleaning up the mud. It can be regarded as destroying the well of Slowpoke."

Zhao Wanxi shook her head, her expression suddenly became a little weird, "In fact, the sludge that Dream asked to clean up is the impurity produced at the junction of the Well of Slowpoke and the 36 small worlds. To put it simply, it is The 36 small worlds are incompatible with the Elf Star.”

"After cleaning up those things, the small world will be closer to the Elf Star, which is good for the Elf Star."

"However, those things stick to the Well of Slowpoke very firmly. If you are not careful, you may damage the Well of Slowpoke. More importantly... the creator of the Well of Slowpoke is Clean Mi and Celebi.”

Jamie?

Celebi?
What does this have to do with the Well of Slowpoke and the Silt...

"Hiss! You mean, the Well of Slowpoke might have Jemmy's ability to remove toxins and convert them into external power?"

Is this a dead thing or a living thing?

Among the many phantom beasts, Jiemi's existence is also quite special, because like Suicune, it cleans up the "toxins" in nature, and then uses its unique skill, Seed Flash, to turn the accumulated toxin energy into pure energy and blast it out to give back. nature.

Coupled with Celebi's power that can be called "turning decay into magic", if the Well of Slowpoke was really built by these two, then Fang Che can't imagine whether the Well of Slowpoke has the ability to automatically "counterattack" Ability.

It would be funny if he just cleans up some mud and stimulates Slowpoke's Well, and then Slowpoke's Well backhands him with a mud flash.

"Hiss! Is this the real reason why Meng Meng requested the protection of a first-level god?"

After careful analysis, Fang Che felt that Meng Meng's little thoughts were so terrifying!
Of course, it's also possible that Mew didn't even think about the Slowpoke Well's ability to automatically counterattack. After all, Mew was so simple.

"I can arrive in Neihe County tomorrow. Let's go in together then. In addition, I will take Cresselia with me. It only recommended you to Mew, but I didn't expect Mew to only find you."

Zhao Wanxi informed Fang Che of the seriousness of the matter. She was afraid that Fang Che would go directly to the Slowpoke Secret Realm without waiting for her. After all, the dream mission sounded so simple, and the Slowpoke Secret Realm was quite boring. Fang Che It's also possible that he doesn't want her to waste her time.

Fang Che agreed. He really planned to go to the Slowpoke Secret Realm after resting for a while. Now it seems that he can only wait for Zhao Wanxi to come with him. After all, he still has the great god Cresselia by his side. Very guaranteed.

"But won't Cresselia's arrival cause the collapse of the Slowpoke Well? And won't Zygarde need to be considered?"

Fang Che was a little confused. Cresselia couldn't leave the realm of dreams, and Cresselia's strength was far beyond the god level. In dream terms, it would cause the collapse of the Well of Slowpoke once she got close to it.

Zhao Wanxi shook her head gently, "No, Cresselia is not going there in person. It will project its power on the Feather of the Three Suns and Moon and let Gardevoir take it there."

With the strength of Gardevoir plus the power of the Three Suns and Moons, ordinary trivial matters can definitely be solved.

"As for Zygarde, he will naturally not stop Cresselia from solving this world-shattering problem."

In fact, it should have been Zygarde's task to clean up the sludge of the Slowpoke Well, but when Mew disappeared in front of humans hundreds of years ago, this task was subcontracted by Arceus to Mew who had nothing to do all day long. .

If Zygard was still handling this matter, he could easily handle it by sending just one cell over.

After briefly discussing the plan to go down the well, Fang Che lay on the bed and began to be in a daze.

He found that as his strength grew stronger, the world he came into contact with became increasingly unfamiliar.

The world that appeared in front of him in the past was interesting and dreamy, but now he feels more and more that this world is full of dangers and loopholes.

If you are not careful, you may fall into a pit and be destroyed forever.

"The [past] that came to the present with Arceus, how did this [past] evolve into the [past] in the past?"

"Will our current Elf Star be called [the past] by future people in the future?"

Perhaps because he was full, Fang Che began to think about philosophical issues. He poured out his thoughts to Lucario, the metal monster and the giant swamp monster. Except for him, all the other elves were confused.

Even Soraya, who had listened to the whole thing with Fang Che, was full of questions. His little head couldn't think through such wonderful philosophical questions.

What is past cannot be past, isn’t it necessary to look forward as a human being?
This is what Fang Che taught it!

If it had been immersed in the past, it would still be crying at its mother's grave now.

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