A top superstar who started as a composer

Chapter 161 Couplet 2
What the hell is this, it suddenly became gloomy, what is it?

"As soon as the coffin is lifted and the earth is buried, will you never come back from this world?" Yin Du repeated a bit dumbfounded, and then turned his head to signal Ye Qingfan and the two of them to try: "If you can't finish such a simple question, It's useless for Jingluo to give you remedial lessons."

The brothers and sisters of the Ye family immediately began to think hard.

The audience in the live broadcast room was happy:

"Let's count down to 30 seconds!"

"It's not easy!"

"By the way, is this couplet serious?"

"Anyway, this old man doesn't look serious!"

"..."

Looking at the two brothers and sisters who showed embarrassment, Yu Hai had no intention of intervening at all.

This couplet was obviously casually said by the buddies on the other end of the phone line, so they don't need to strictly follow the standard of conventional couplets, as long as they can be barely symmetrical.

"Yes!" Sure enough, after a while, Ye Qingfan's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands: "As soon as the song is played and the cloth is covered, the whole village is waiting for the food to be served."

Barely matched, Yin Du didn't have any extra requirements, and asked the buddy on the other end of the phone directly: "How is it, did you pass the test?"

The buddy hesitated for a moment: "Okay, you guys have passed."

In fact, he couldn't think of a better subtitle.

Yin Du happily asked people to hang up the connection, but he was not in a hurry to connect to the next one immediately, but said to the live camera: "I said friends, this is a serious couplet challenge, and I hope the next topic can be answered." Be normal."

As he spoke, he motioned to the director: "Come on, please invite the next water friend!"

In the next second, a clear female voice sounded in everyone's ears: "Ah, Your Highness, I am your little fan girl!"

The corner of Yin Du's mouth twitched. From the ID, he could tell that it was really a fan girl. He said directly to Haidao: "Xiao Luo, say hello to your little fan girl!"

Yu Hai smiled slightly at the camera: "Hi, I'm Jingluo, thank you for liking me!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" The girl on the other end of the line was obviously a little nervous, so she spoke in a hurry: "It's all what we should do, and then, then, I want to say, Your Highness, we will always like you, so, then , can you be well all the time, your presence is really important to us..."

The more she spoke, the more anxious she seemed to seize this opportunity to speak out what was in her heart.

Yu Hai didn't interrupt her, and listened patiently with a smile under the live broadcast camera.

This kind of expression comforted his fans, and made the other party breathe out heavily. After relieving their emotions, he continued: "I have no other intentions. I just want to let you know, our little water droplet, no matter what time it is. ! Don't be afraid!"

Yu Hai nodded and said seriously: "Okay! I'm not afraid!"

In the barrage in the live broadcast room, the little water droplets all gave this girl a thumbs up.

"here you go!"

"That's what I want to say to Your Highness!"

"At this moment you are not alone!"

"Guard the best Highness in the world!"

"..."

Although other viewers in the live broadcast felt that these fans were a little too fanatical, like brainwashed cultists, they could feel their serious attitude.

Sure enough, groupies are another kind of creature that is different from ordinary people.

Seeing the end of the girl's confession to her idol, Yin Du hurried back to the topic: "Okay, the confession is over, this girl, please come up with the first couplet!"

"Oh, yes." The girl calmed down and said: "My Shanglian is: An inch of land is a temple, and there are poems beside the temple. The poem says: The bright moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple!"

As soon as the little fan girl finished speaking, Yin Du couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Wow! I didn't expect our Jingluo fans, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, to write such a good couplet."

The others also nodded one after another. Didn't they expect that today's groupies can be so talented?
The girl's slightly embarrassed hehehe sound came from the live broadcast room.

And the Ye family brothers and sisters already had a bitter face after listening to the Shanglian, as if admitting defeat.

He Changping couldn't help but frowned and thought for a while. After a while, he touched his chin to express his abandonment: "This is too difficult a couplet. I won't be able to figure out what to do right now!"

Yin Du also shook his head with a wry smile, let alone Guo Siying and the two who had been silent.

He looked at Yu Hai, and found that he was also in deep thought, thinking that there must be nothing to do, Yin Du could only helplessly smiled and said: "This little girl from Jingluo came prepared, it seems that we have to promise her A request!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also expressed their incomprehension:

"Wow, there's something in this first couplet."

"This couplet is very tricky!"

"Inch and soil form a temple, and temple and words form a poem. It's really too difficult!"

"Don't say give me 1 minute, give me a month and I may not be able to figure it out!"

"Student said that it is impossible to have an answer in this life."

"Are all fans now hiding something like this?"

"Little fan girl can make her own request!"

"It is recommended to let Whale Fall accompany you for a day!"

"..."

Just when Yin Du and others expressed their surrender and were about to admit defeat, Yu Hai said, "It's actually not difficult."

What?
Didn't you look stumped just now?
Why is it not difficult all of a sudden?

Everyone looked over and saw that Yu Hai already had a confident look on his face.

In fact, he was not stumped just now, but felt a sense of familiarity when he heard this Shanglian, so he pondered and began to think about it in his mind, and found that it was indeed a pair that had appeared on Earth.

So everyone saw Yu Hai pondering for a while and said: "Two trees are the forest, under the forest is forbidden, and the cloud is forbidden: the ax enters the mountain forest in time."

"Okay!" As soon as Yu Haicai finished speaking, Yin Du clapped his hands and applauded: "You are right, you are right!"

Yin Du immediately said happily to the little girl: "How about it, little fan girl, are you satisfied with the second couplet given by your idol?"

The little girl hurriedly said: "Satisfied, very satisfied, that, Your Highness, can you read it again? I will record it!"

"Write down what to do"

The little girl blurted out: "I have to hand in my homework tomorrow!"

Everyone: "..."

Yin Du was angry: "This classmate, do your own homework by yourself!!"

"Isn't this impossible? By the way, our professor also asked a question. Can Your Highness help me to look at it? Hey, don't hang up!"

The girl's voice came to an abrupt end, obviously hung up by the black-faced Yin Du.

Live audience:
"Good guy, the current students are all copying their homework in the live broadcast room!"

"666, fans ask idols to help with homework!"

"I am convinced of this operation!"

"What a show!"

"Suddenly I felt that I misestimated [-] million by not being drawn!"

"..."

The last lucky viewer showed his face generously.

It was a middle-aged man, wearing black-rimmed glasses, with a round face and a friendly smile.

Seeing that they were of the same age, He Changping's eyes lit up: "What's your surname, sir?"

Ji Hua Lao Huang was not stage-frightened when facing the camera: "My surname is Huang, hello, it's an honor to be able to participate in this event."

He Changping smiled and said, "Mr. Huang is a man of culture at first glance, where can he get a job?"

"I'm ashamed to have misunderstood my son in school now!"

He Changping became more interested immediately: "Teacher, is it convenient to ask what course you teach?"

Teacher Huang smiled and said, "Literature!"

"It's over!" He Changping exclaimed, then stroked his forehead and shook his head, sighing, "We hit the iron plate this time!"

Yin Du also smiled wryly: "How is this compared? This is when we met a professional player. Let's just admit defeat!"

He Changping stared at him pretending to be angry: "It's not you, I didn't know to find two actors before launching the event. Now the gutter has turned upside down?"

Yin Du was annoyed: "Mistake! Who knew that the audience in our live broadcast room would actually be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. We are so unlucky today!"

Although he knew that the two were acting, Mr. Huang smiled cooperatively and said, "Don't you still have Mr. Jingluo? You have to trust him!"

"Hey!" Yin Du waved his hand as if he was determined to lose, "Is this on the same level, how can it be compared?"

"You are too humble, I really admire Mr. Jingluo's talent!"

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room began to bad-mouth Mushroom House while listening to the commercial exchange in the live broadcast room.

"Looks like a hard stubble!"

"I'm going, I read it right! Our professor is actually watching the live broadcast!"

"I don't know what request this teacher will make after winning?"

"Whale fall doesn't necessarily mean you will lose, right?"

"I just laughed. Lao Huang is a professor in the Department of Chinese Language and Literature of Jihua University. How can he compare himself with others?"

"Hehe, there is a good saying, don't use your hobbies to challenge other people's careers!"

"..."

Yin Du made room for Yu Haiqian a few more words before asking Mr. Huang to write a question.

Professor Huang was also not polite, and said bluntly: "I came up with this first couplet a while ago, but I haven't had a more satisfactory second couplet. Today just happens to be this opportunity, so I will show it for everyone to taste."

"The first couplet is: freezing rain on the windows, two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west."

As soon as these words came out, Yin Du and the others couldn't help but look serious.

"Is it another teardown couplet?"

"When the frozen characters are disassembled, there are two dots in the east, and in the sprinkled characters, there are three dots in the west. It's really a clever couplet!"

Several people pondered for a while, shaking their heads to express their helplessness, and finally they could only turn their heads to look at Yu Hai.

Clinker, Yu Hai didn't seem to think much about it. Seeing everyone looking at him, he pointed to He Changping's neatly cut watermelons on the table with a flat face, and said in a casual tone: "Cut the melons and divide them up. Knife, eight knives"

"Hiss!" Everyone looked at the watermelon on the table, and then carefully pondered Yu Hai's second couplet, all of them could not help but show a look of sudden understanding.

Then they all sighed with great admiration: "Wonderful!"

"That's right!"

"How did Jingluo's brain grow?"

"The reaction is too fast!"

After a few words of emotion, Yin Du immediately looked at the literature professor on the screen with a smile on his face: "How is it? Mr. Huang, is this couplet right?"

Professor Huang showed admiration, and boasted without hesitation: "It's a coincidence, it's a wonderful match! I really admire Jingluo's ingenuity and quick thinking. This time it's an eye-opener!"

Yu Hai smiled faintly: "You are ridiculous!"

"I'm telling the truth." Professor Huang said with sincerity: "I lost this game. But I was really happy to see Mr. Jingluo today. I don't know if I can be cheeky and ask for advice for a while? "

Yin Du and others naturally had no objection.

Professor Huang was a little embarrassed and said: "I still have a couplet here, I wonder if Mr. Jingluo can help me look at it again?"

Yu Hai didn't look proud, and said modestly: "To ask each other for advice, please tell me!"

Professor Huang pondered in a slow voice: "My Shanglian is the tide of the sea, the tide goes up, and the tide goes down."

Without even thinking about it, Yu Hai raised his eyebrows and replied: "The clouds rise, grow long, grow long and disappear"

Professor Huang was a little puzzled and said, "My Shanglian may change!"

Yu Hai didn't take it seriously: "The lower line can also be changed."

"Huh!" Professor Huang didn't believe it, but he still frowned and continued thinking: "I changed the above couplet to: The sea is facing the tide, the tide is rising, and the tide is falling."

Yu Hai smiled: "The second line is changed to: Floating clouds grow up, grow up, rise up, fade away!"

Professor Huang revised again with a dignified look: "The tide of the sea is rising and falling!"

Yu Hai continued to answer without changing his expression: "Floating clouds rise, grow long and rise long, grow long and fade away!"

"The sea tide, the tide rises, the tide falls!"

"Floating clouds rise, long-term rise, long-term rise, long-term rise and disappear!"

……

The other guests of Mushroom House and the audience in the live broadcast room stared dumbfounded at the two of them making such a pair into a flower with one sentence and one sentence.

"What the hell?"

"Is this a couplet? I feel like a tongue twister!"

"Is this the confrontation between the couplet masters?"

"The gods fight!"

"Shocked me for a whole year!"

"Hearing that made me dizzy!"

"Whale falls awesome!!!"

"I deeply realize that I am not worthy of playing couplets!"

"..."

When everyone's eyes were full of gold stars and they showed doubts about life, the two finally stopped.

"The sea tide goes toward the tide, and the tide goes down!"

"Floating clouds grow and rise, and rise and disappear!"

As Jingluo's voice fell, Professor Huang on the screen also let out a long breath, and sighed: "It's awesome to be able to come up with such a well-cut second line in such a short time! I can't accept it!"

Yu Hai immediately humbled: "It's just good luck!"

I was lucky enough to meet what the earth happened to have.

Professor Huang only thought he was being humble.

I think this young man is neither arrogant nor impatient, which is very good.

He couldn't help but show a friendly look and said, "I'm the one who proposed the Shanglian, and Jingluo little friend Bufan also proposed one, let me use my brain?"

Everyone's eyes lit up, this idea is good.

Yu Hai pondered for a while, and said: "Okay, I thought of one, related to music: Watch plum blossoms alone and sweep the snow!"

When everyone heard this, their faces were full of persecution.

What does this thing have to do with music?

"This couplet is very simple, isn't it?"

"I don't see anything special!"

"Let me start with one: Crowdfunding and playing mahjong!"

"It's not like the upper couplet proposed by the level of Whale Fall!"

"Is Whale Fall teasing us?"

"..."

Professor Huang frowned when he heard the words, hesitated for a moment, and tentatively replied: "But when the moon comes, the wind?"

Yu Hai shook his head slightly.

This time everyone is puzzled.

There is nothing wrong with Professor Huang's answer!

Where is wrong?

Yin Du couldn't help but asked in confusion: "What's wrong? This battle is quite neat?"

Yu Hai smiled lightly and said, "This is the Harmony Union."

"homophonic?"

Everyone was confused.

Why is this upper line homophonic?
Where is the harmony?
In the end, it was Yin Du who repeated a few words before he could barely taste the taste: "Looking alone at the plum blossoms and sweeping the winter snow... do re mi fa so la xi?"

"Fuck!"

"Is that okay?"

"It's really about music?"

"This is too showy."

"Music genius, well-deserved reputation!"

"What kind of ghost can come up with such a couplet!"

"It's numb!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)