A top superstar who started as a composer

Chapter 127 Fishing
"Pfft..." Yin Du laughed out loud, and immediately pulled the director Wang Shen and said, "Look, you starved the child, why don't you hurry up and pay the food expenses?"

Wang Shen looked at Yu Hai with an innocent face, afraid that he would really starve and die, and be blasted by his huge fans.

I could only nod helplessly: "I can give you 100 yuan in advance, but you have to pay it back!"

As he said that, he took out a red ticket with a distressed expression, and He Changping snatched it away: "Hurry up. I still have to cook for the children. Do you trade the ingredients from us?"

"Of course you have to buy it from us." Or Wang Shen waved his hand again, and two staff members pushed a mobile shelf converted from a van over.

All kinds of meat and fruits are placed on it, and a white board is erected in the middle, with the prices of various commodities written on it.

Pork, 100/kg
Chicken, 200/piece

Duck, 200/piece

Fish, 50/piece

Apple, 10/pc

……

The guests couldn't believe their eyes when they looked at the price above.

Yin Du immediately sprayed: "Old Wang, are you crazy about money?"

He Changping also glared at him angrily. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a broom at the base of the wall. He picked it up without hesitation, pointed at Wang Shen and said in a threatening tone, "Please explain to me what is going on with this price?"

Looking at the menacing broom, Wang Shen took a step back subconsciously, and then said forcefully, "The things are in my hands, do you want to buy them or not!"

Yu Hai couldn't help it anymore. When he was hungry, this thing was related to his lunch. It was so expensive, how could he bear it: "Does the Price Bureau agree with your price?"

Wang Shen raised his head: "In this territory, I have the right to say."

Tsk, acting like a black boss.

Yu Hai said quietly: "Has the director heard a word?"

"what?"

"Anyone who is not good at making it clear, everyone can punish him!"

This sentence comes from Zhuangzi, and this world also has this classic, so although many people may not have heard the first half of the sentence, they know the second half.

Here, what Yu Hai means is that people who do bad things in broad daylight will be shouted and beaten by everyone.

And the actions of the other four guests also matched his words very well.

He Changping's mop, Yin Du picked up the slippers, Ye Qingfan also cleverly dragged up a long bench, even the little girl Ye Qingzhou put her hands on her hips, looking unwilling to give up.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched the guests and the director team fight each other, and found it very novel. There has never been such a variety show before, so they watched it with great interest and joy:

"666, Director Wang perfectly interprets what is called a black shop."

"Director Wang has mastered the code to get rich."

"Fight, fight quickly"

"Supporting guests, this director really deserves a beating!"

"Your Highness is really cultured!"

"..."

On the director's side, the staff members who had been surrounding the director saw this battle, and all backed away for a certain distance, leaving Wang Shen there alone, facing the guest's anger alone.

When Wang Shen saw this scene, he was speechless. You people, why are there so many dramas?
Seeing this situation, Yin Du's heart blossomed with joy, and the effect of this variety show would have been achieved.

While aiming at the director with his shoes up, he made a sinister sneer: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language."

The director swallowed his saliva: "Then... today's opening is a big bargain, and I'll give you a discount."

He Changping waved the broom twice in his hand: "How much discount?"

Wang Shen said cautiously, "[-]% off?"

"Where are you beggars?" Yin Du's slippers were about to be thrown: "[-]% off."

Wang Shen stared: "A [-]% discount to the cost price is not enough, a [-]% discount."

Yu Hai was so hungry that his chest was stuck to his back, he just wanted to eat quickly, and he didn't want to listen to their arguing, so he said straight away, "[-]% off, otherwise, we'll give you a broken bone!"

Pooh!The little girl Ye Qingzhou couldn't help laughing, and the other guests smiled and looked at the director, shaking the weapons in their hands.

He Changping smiled triumphantly: "Did you hear that, it's broken."

Wang looked at Yu Hai deeply, wanting to cry, but said helplessly, "Okay, [-]% off."

"Oye!"

After defeating the director, the five people congratulated each other with high fives, and then excitedly gathered around the shelves to discuss which ingredients to choose.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is also celebrating this victory.

"Pu, break a bone, Your Highness is so skinny!"

"Write it down in a small notebook, I will bargain with the merchants like this in the future."

"Upstairs, you may be broken."

"The show managed to pique my interest."

"Your Highness doesn't talk much, but every time he hits the nail on the head."

"..."

Pick and choose and spend all the 100 yuan.Five people returned to the kitchen of the mushroom house with a bunch of things.

I know everyone is very hungry.He Changping got busy immediately after putting on the apron.The three young men were kicked out as kitchen novices.

Sitting in the gazebo, smelling the fragrance, staring at the kitchen eagerly, waiting to be fed, the two parents and the audience in the live broadcast room showed aunt smiles, wishing to feed them immediately.

An extremely rich lunch turned such a life variety show into a food broadcast, making the audience in the live broadcast room want to eat.

Especially Yu Hai, because he was hungry, he usually ate a lot. After turning into a rice cooking machine, he ate meticulously and seriously, making every audience feel hungry.

Even the two elders watched and ate a bowl of rice.

Many people ridiculed that people who have no appetite can watch the whale fall to eat, it is really good to eat.

After lunch, the five people who were tired all morning went directly back to the room to take a nap.During this period, the live broadcast room was not closed.The director team commanded the drone to shoot some scenery from time to time and intersperse the sleeping faces of the guests.

Originally, I thought that the audience in the live broadcast room would drop from a cliff during this period of time, but who knew that there were not many fewer.

Many people just turn on the live broadcast while doing their own things, glance at it when they have time, and are completely reluctant to turn it off.

Even the barrage didn't decrease much.

"His Highness's sleeping face is really good."

"If I could wake up every morning and see such a face, I would die."

“There is nothing in the upstairs dream”

"Teacher He's snoring sound is so ecstatic!"

"Does anyone know what brand the short-sleeved His Highness is wearing today?"

"Same question, want to buy one for my boyfriend."

"..."

The director looked at the barrage that gradually began to chat, and fell into deep thought.

Whalefall is more attractive to his netizens than he imagined.

Perhaps because of the usually low-key relationship, netizens' curiosity about Jingluo has not been satisfied.

His fans seem to want to know everything about him in private, so at this time, even if they stare at a sleeping face for hours, they can watch with relish.

In addition, Yu Hai's appearance is really never tired of seeing, giving people a feeling that they can't get enough of it, and it is also unique.

After taking a nap for half an hour, at one o'clock in the afternoon, the guests woke up one after another and began to discuss the arrangements for the afternoon.

He Changping and Yin Du decided to take a stroll in the town to familiarize themselves with the surrounding situation.

Because Yu Hai doesn't like crowded places, he decided to try fishing by himself.

The Ye family brothers and sisters stayed at home to read books and do homework, and take care of the house by the way.

After the division of labor, everyone set off separately.

The two parents went out first. Their yard was on the edge of the town, and it was only two, three, and 10 minutes' walk to the town, so they didn't drive.

Yu Hai dug out a pair of fishing tools that were already in the house.I took another bucket out of the kitchen, thought for a while, and took a small bench. After I was ready, I walked towards the pond, looking confident.

Yu Hai was fishing for the first time.

So he doesn't know that fishing is a skillful job, not pure luck and patience.

But he really didn't have too many expectations, he just wanted to try this leisure activity.

Of course, if you can catch one or two, it's also good to add a meal to dinner.

After walking for more than ten minutes to the pond, Yu Hai chose a relatively flat place on the shore and put down some tools.

The small bench is set up, the bait is adjusted, the fishing line is straightened, and the pole is pulled up...

After busying for more than half an hour, the bait was thrown into the water.

Audience in the live room:

"Don't look behind, I've already guessed the result."

"I think it was the same way when I first went fishing!"

"Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny."

"Carrying a big bucket thinking you'll fill it up?"

"Your Highness wants to make a nest!"

"..."

Seeing this, the audience has already grasped the essence of the rookie in whale fishing. At this time, they watched him sit on the bench in a dignified manner and began to wait with a little amusement.

Half an hour passed in a blink of an eye.

Yu Hai looked at the position of the hook from time to time, but there was no movement.

He pulled it up with some doubts, and the bait was still hanging on it.

Is there no fish in here?

When Yu Haizhen thought this way, a fish suddenly appeared on the surface of the water more than ten centimeters away from his bait, opened its mouth, swallowed a mouthful of air, and dived down again.

Yu Hai: "..."

He was at a loss. Is this fish too stupid or too smart?Turn a blind eye to his bait?
audience:"……"

A row of barrage hahaha floated by.

This fish is full of irony.

Just when Yu Hai was feeling depressed and wondering whether he should go back to the fishing net to catch fish directly, a meowing sound came from behind him.

Yu Haixun looked over, and while the grass was swaying, after a while, an adult black and white striped civet cat came out.

It stopped first, with its tail raised high, the tip of the tail slightly folded, and it stared at the sea for a while.Then she walked lightly to his side and began to rub his ankle.

It's not unusual to see a feral cat in a place like this.

Yu Hai raised his hand and licked the cat's head to the back a few times, and the anxiety in his heart because he didn't catch any fish was just like that.

He decided to wait a little longer, maybe this fish was blind and the other fish would be normal.

So he sat on the shore with the cat and waited in peace.

The audience in the studio was indeed discussing another matter.

"Is your highness very attractive to small animals?"

"The dog in the morning, and the cat now, should be meeting His Highness for the first time!"

"It's really rare to show such intimacy when we meet for the first time."

"Isn't this normal? For example, a single dog like me likes Your Highness very much!"

"..."

After waiting like this for a while, Yu Hai's fishing rod didn't move at all.Instead, there are slight ripples on the surface of the lake.

Yu Hai took a closer look and saw that there were two or three fish swimming near the shore, which appeared out of the water from time to time, but they were not interested in his bait at all.

Yu Hai's face turned dark.

These fish are too arrogant.

So angry!
Yu Hai looked around to see if there was any way to punish these fish.But suddenly he saw the raccoon cat that was lying on his footsteps jumping out towards the lake.

Yu Hai was taken aback, stopped his plans, looked curiously at the cat's slightly bent body, and approached the lake very lightly and carefully.

The next moment, it jumped up, Yu Hai didn't even see the movement clearly, he saw that the cat had turned around, with a fish in its mouth, walking towards him with extremely graceful steps.

Under Yu Hai's sighing eyes, the big cat put the fish in front of him and meowed twice at him.

Yu Hai was a little confused.

Seeing the cat pushing the fish in his direction again, he asked in a daze, "For me?"

The cat meowed and walked towards the shore again, this time it changed its position.Not long after that, he brought another fish back and placed it beside the sea.

This time it didn't give it to Yu Hai, but just lay down there and started to enjoy the delicious food.

This time, Yu Hai was sure that the first fish was given to him by the cat.

He was not polite either, and directly caught the fish that was still jumping on the ground and threw it into the bucket.I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Regardless of whether he caught it or not, anyway, he didn't catch nothing.

Seeing this situation, the audience in the live broadcast room was boiling.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen humans feed fish to cats, and it’s the first time I’ve seen cats feed fish to humans.

"Is this the charm of His Highness?"

"I don't know whether to envy the cat or the Highness!"

"This cat did what I always wanted to do!"

"Is Your Highness's charm big enough to cross races? (dog head)"

"Does your Highness like to eat fish?"

"..."

After a while, the civet cat finished eating the fish, sat down in front of Yu Hai somewhat satisfied, turned over and rubbed against him.

The bribed Yu Hai sat on a chair and scratched his belly and chin.Let the cat purr comfortably.

Sit for another hour.

In the end, Yu Hai still didn't catch a single fish.

But when he returned home, there were three fish in the bucket.

It was all cats who saw that he liked it very much and helped him catch it.

Petting the cat and being in a daze, Yu Hai, who had a pleasant afternoon, said goodbye to the cat.Carrying a fishing rod and carrying a bucket, he walked slowly towards the mushroom house.

It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.

The two parents had just come back wobbly, and they were sitting in the gazebo to rest at the same time, and at the same time confronted the director again.

Yu Hai pushed the door and entered. Seeing such a scene, he naturally walked to the two elders and asked, "What's the matter?"

When Yin Du saw him, he pointed at the director and said angrily: "You come to criticize. We went shopping, and a fellow gave us two winter jujubes, let us try something new. We just ate them because we couldn't avoid it. Now the director wants to detain us. 20 yuan, tell me, is there any reason for it?"

"20 yuan?" Yu Hai was surprised.

Yin Du nodded: "A jujube costs ten yuan."

Grab money!
This was Yu Hai's first thought, and then he thought of the three fish in his bucket. Strictly speaking, these fish were also given by his fellow villagers, so he had to pay for them himself.

This will not work.

Yu Hai's face immediately became serious.

Seeing his expression, Wang Shen, who had gained the upper hand with Yin Du's theory, was shocked, and hurriedly stated his own reasoning: "I have explained the rules of the game before, you can't use your fame to beg or get money from others." Give it away, otherwise all illegal gains will be confiscated."

"Now these two dates have been eaten by you, so there is no way to confiscate them. I can only count the money for you!"

(End of this chapter)