Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 29 The future of the little friend, I am afraid that there will be a disaster in prison!
Chapter 29 The future of the little friend, I am afraid that there will be a disaster in prison!
Kugou is indeed the anchor of the Douhu platform.
And he, like Ah Hu, is an outdoor anchor.
In Douhu's outdoor live broadcast channel, the two of them are the most popular, and they are dubbed "Outdoor First Brother" and "Outdoor Second Brother" by water friends.
"Outdoor Brother [-]" likes fishing and playing wild, while "Outdoor Brother [-]" is a bar flirt.
After experiencing emotional blows, Ahu has not broadcast live for a long time.
Even if he comes back, I am afraid that his popularity will not return to its peak.
Therefore, the title of "No. [-] outdoor brother" has faintly fallen on the head of Kugou.
As an old anchor, Kugou naturally understands the peeing nature of these water friends.
So, he didn't care about the teasing of the water friends.
His key target is the mysterious man wearing a mask and robes on the screen.
"Daozhang, good evening!"
"I'm at the Bund, watching the night scene with the beauties!"
Kugou smiled and greeted Lu Heng.
Afterwards, he turned the phone camera around, and it was indeed Tianwai Bund.
Four cool beauties standing not far away were also photographed.
Under the reminder of Kugou, the four beauties either waved their hands or compared their hearts, and laughed so much that they were so cute.
"Made! When I have money, I will go to the Bund to see the night view!"
"I thought you were looking for some beautiful women to accompany you."
"When you have money, there will be no shortage of beautiful women."
"Then when will I have money?"
"Kugou is a bastard, every day he goes out with his second sister-in-law behind his back to meet beautiful women."
"It's so hateful! I can't help but want to seduce my second sister-in-law!"
"Seducing the second sister-in-law is a big taboo!"
Seeing this scene, the water friends couldn't help it.
"Good evening to you too, little friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and asked again: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count today?"
"This one……"
Kugou hesitated for a moment.
To be honest, he already knew something about the Taoist priest in front of him.
After all, they are all anchors on the same platform. If there is any trouble, they will get news soon.
The other party's almost omniscient fortune-telling ability made him very curious.
And once there is curiosity, once it is not resolved, it feels like a cat is scratching in my heart.
After thinking for a while, Kugou replied softly: "Master Dao, my wife has also been a little weird recently, as if she is getting a little close to other men."
"I also want to figure out the future..."
The reason why he thought this way was because he was completely scared by Ahu's affairs.
There are not many outdoor anchors at home.
God knows if his wife will betray him when she is alone at home.
In the past few years, he has also saved a lot of money, and there is no problem in raising his children.
But I am afraid that the child I am raising is not my own!
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, silently calling out the Destiny System in his heart.
The other party only counts the future, which means saving three days of life.
Save a little is a little ah!
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, scenes of everything that Kugou will experience in the future flashed before his eyes.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious about the future of Kugou.
"Ahu's experience seems to have scared Gouzi."
"Fuck! How dare this kind of person be his own wife? He hangs out in bars every day and picks up beautiful women, so there must be something wrong with him!"
"I agree! As long as he plays so flamboyantly, he will get a divorce sooner or later!"
"Oh, I don't know what the second sister-in-law is interested in him?"
"Maybe our brother dog has strengths!"
"I hope the strengths you mentioned are different from the strengths I imagined."
"Ahu never messed with women, but his wife cheated. And what about Gouzi? Every day, the female companions around him are different, but his wife doesn't complain at all."
"Yeah, it's really annoying to compare people to people!"
"How do you guys know that the second sister-in-law didn't hook up with Xiao Xianrou?"
As time passed, Lu Heng still had no intention of speaking.
Kugou is not in a hurry,
While joking with the fans in his live broadcast room, he teased the beauties around him, very comfortable.
Seeing this scene, the single dogs almost gritted their teeth.
The envy and jealousy in everyone's hearts is very high, so there is no need to say more.
Who doesn't want to stand in the middle of the beauty and replace the cool dog?
Just when Kugou touched the beauty's little hand in the name of little magic, he suddenly heard a light cough.
He quickly looked at the camera, and asked with a smile, "Master Dao, have you already done the calculation?"
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded lightly, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao has already calculated the result for my little friend."
"Please rest assured, little friend, your wife is loyal to you and she is a very good woman."
"Even after you went to prison, little friend, you still haven't changed your mind and raised your children alone..."
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Damn it! Gouzi actually wants to squat on the fence in the future?"
"No way? With the appearance of our second brother, if he goes to prison, isn't he going to become a prison pet?"
"Oh, when young people go to prison and return to old age, ×× turns into a sunflower!"
"Let me just say, you know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, and it's hard to paint a tiger's skin. This kid is really not a good person!"
"Such a handsome and handsome second brother, when he comes out again, he is bound to become a dead flower!"
"I will take care of your wife, don't worry about it!"
"According to what the Taoist priest said, the second sister-in-law is really a good woman!"
"It's a good woman, but it's a pity that I was blind and chose Gouzi!"
"Brother Dog, as your good brother, I will protect my sister-in-law."
"I also want to sleep with my sister-in-law, beat my nephew, and spend my dog's money!"
"Brothers, you can be human!"
Seeing these bullet screens, Kugou was a little confused.
This... is this too outrageous?
I will be imprisoned in the future, going to jail?
This Taoist wouldn't be alarmist and deliberately deceive him, right?
But when the other party broadcasted live before, they were accurate every time!
It is better to believe that there is, not to believe that it is not!
After thinking for a long time, Kugou still decided to proceed with caution and listen to advice to be a good man.
He took a deep breath and said reverently, "Master Daoist, please help me."
"I don't want my child to grow up without his father's company!"
Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "It's actually not difficult to resolve the prison disaster."
"You only need to not contact anyone!"
"Not contacting anyone?"
Kugou couldn't help being taken aback.
That's it? That's it?
He thought it would be difficult, but he didn't expect it to be just such a request!
"That's right, from now on, little friend, it's best not to contact others."
"No matter who is calling, don't answer it."
"No matter who's calling, don't call."
"Until the early hours of tomorrow!"
After reminding him patiently, Lu Heng said again: "Pindao has already pointed out the method for you to avoid the disaster of prison."
"But in everything, you still have to rely on yourself, little friend."
"Whether to do so is entirely up to the little friend's personal decision..."
(End of this chapter)
Kugou is indeed the anchor of the Douhu platform.
And he, like Ah Hu, is an outdoor anchor.
In Douhu's outdoor live broadcast channel, the two of them are the most popular, and they are dubbed "Outdoor First Brother" and "Outdoor Second Brother" by water friends.
"Outdoor Brother [-]" likes fishing and playing wild, while "Outdoor Brother [-]" is a bar flirt.
After experiencing emotional blows, Ahu has not broadcast live for a long time.
Even if he comes back, I am afraid that his popularity will not return to its peak.
Therefore, the title of "No. [-] outdoor brother" has faintly fallen on the head of Kugou.
As an old anchor, Kugou naturally understands the peeing nature of these water friends.
So, he didn't care about the teasing of the water friends.
His key target is the mysterious man wearing a mask and robes on the screen.
"Daozhang, good evening!"
"I'm at the Bund, watching the night scene with the beauties!"
Kugou smiled and greeted Lu Heng.
Afterwards, he turned the phone camera around, and it was indeed Tianwai Bund.
Four cool beauties standing not far away were also photographed.
Under the reminder of Kugou, the four beauties either waved their hands or compared their hearts, and laughed so much that they were so cute.
"Made! When I have money, I will go to the Bund to see the night view!"
"I thought you were looking for some beautiful women to accompany you."
"When you have money, there will be no shortage of beautiful women."
"Then when will I have money?"
"Kugou is a bastard, every day he goes out with his second sister-in-law behind his back to meet beautiful women."
"It's so hateful! I can't help but want to seduce my second sister-in-law!"
"Seducing the second sister-in-law is a big taboo!"
Seeing this scene, the water friends couldn't help it.
"Good evening to you too, little friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, and asked again: "I don't know what my little friend wants to count today?"
"This one……"
Kugou hesitated for a moment.
To be honest, he already knew something about the Taoist priest in front of him.
After all, they are all anchors on the same platform. If there is any trouble, they will get news soon.
The other party's almost omniscient fortune-telling ability made him very curious.
And once there is curiosity, once it is not resolved, it feels like a cat is scratching in my heart.
After thinking for a while, Kugou replied softly: "Master Dao, my wife has also been a little weird recently, as if she is getting a little close to other men."
"I also want to figure out the future..."
The reason why he thought this way was because he was completely scared by Ahu's affairs.
There are not many outdoor anchors at home.
God knows if his wife will betray him when she is alone at home.
In the past few years, he has also saved a lot of money, and there is no problem in raising his children.
But I am afraid that the child I am raising is not my own!
"Okay, please wait a moment, my friend!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly, silently calling out the Destiny System in his heart.
The other party only counts the future, which means saving three days of life.
Save a little is a little ah!
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
Soon, scenes of everything that Kugou will experience in the future flashed before his eyes.
The water friends in the live broadcast room are very curious about the future of Kugou.
"Ahu's experience seems to have scared Gouzi."
"Fuck! How dare this kind of person be his own wife? He hangs out in bars every day and picks up beautiful women, so there must be something wrong with him!"
"I agree! As long as he plays so flamboyantly, he will get a divorce sooner or later!"
"Oh, I don't know what the second sister-in-law is interested in him?"
"Maybe our brother dog has strengths!"
"I hope the strengths you mentioned are different from the strengths I imagined."
"Ahu never messed with women, but his wife cheated. And what about Gouzi? Every day, the female companions around him are different, but his wife doesn't complain at all."
"Yeah, it's really annoying to compare people to people!"
"How do you guys know that the second sister-in-law didn't hook up with Xiao Xianrou?"
As time passed, Lu Heng still had no intention of speaking.
Kugou is not in a hurry,
While joking with the fans in his live broadcast room, he teased the beauties around him, very comfortable.
Seeing this scene, the single dogs almost gritted their teeth.
The envy and jealousy in everyone's hearts is very high, so there is no need to say more.
Who doesn't want to stand in the middle of the beauty and replace the cool dog?
Just when Kugou touched the beauty's little hand in the name of little magic, he suddenly heard a light cough.
He quickly looked at the camera, and asked with a smile, "Master Dao, have you already done the calculation?"
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded lightly, and said in a deep voice: "Pindao has already calculated the result for my little friend."
"Please rest assured, little friend, your wife is loyal to you and she is a very good woman."
"Even after you went to prison, little friend, you still haven't changed your mind and raised your children alone..."
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.
"Damn it! Gouzi actually wants to squat on the fence in the future?"
"No way? With the appearance of our second brother, if he goes to prison, isn't he going to become a prison pet?"
"Oh, when young people go to prison and return to old age, ×× turns into a sunflower!"
"Let me just say, you know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart, and it's hard to paint a tiger's skin. This kid is really not a good person!"
"Such a handsome and handsome second brother, when he comes out again, he is bound to become a dead flower!"
"I will take care of your wife, don't worry about it!"
"According to what the Taoist priest said, the second sister-in-law is really a good woman!"
"It's a good woman, but it's a pity that I was blind and chose Gouzi!"
"Brother Dog, as your good brother, I will protect my sister-in-law."
"I also want to sleep with my sister-in-law, beat my nephew, and spend my dog's money!"
"Brothers, you can be human!"
Seeing these bullet screens, Kugou was a little confused.
This... is this too outrageous?
I will be imprisoned in the future, going to jail?
This Taoist wouldn't be alarmist and deliberately deceive him, right?
But when the other party broadcasted live before, they were accurate every time!
It is better to believe that there is, not to believe that it is not!
After thinking for a long time, Kugou still decided to proceed with caution and listen to advice to be a good man.
He took a deep breath and said reverently, "Master Daoist, please help me."
"I don't want my child to grow up without his father's company!"
Hearing this, Lu Heng smiled lightly and said, "It's actually not difficult to resolve the prison disaster."
"You only need to not contact anyone!"
"Not contacting anyone?"
Kugou couldn't help being taken aback.
That's it? That's it?
He thought it would be difficult, but he didn't expect it to be just such a request!
"That's right, from now on, little friend, it's best not to contact others."
"No matter who is calling, don't answer it."
"No matter who's calling, don't call."
"Until the early hours of tomorrow!"
After reminding him patiently, Lu Heng said again: "Pindao has already pointed out the method for you to avoid the disaster of prison."
"But in everything, you still have to rely on yourself, little friend."
"Whether to do so is entirely up to the little friend's personal decision..."
(End of this chapter)
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