Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch

Chapter 322 The real business war is so simple! (Third-shift [-]D is asking for a monthly pass!)

Li Youzhi has never been in the film industry.

But he knows all too well about the twists and turns in the movie circle!
It is said that there is a chain of contempt in the entertainment industry, those who make movies look down on those who make TV dramas, those who make TV dramas look down on those who make online dramas, those who make online dramas look down on those who do variety shows, and those who do variety shows look down on those who do not make money.

Although the movie industry stands on the pyramid of the entire entertainment industry, in fact, the degree of filth and chaos in this industry and the quality of the people in the industry are no less than the crotch of a bustard.

When it was decided to put "Dear" in the Spring Festival file, Liu Yun said that this time frame is the Shura field, and Li Youzhi didn't feel that way before.

But now that he saw the chat records in the filming group, he really felt it.

What is the most important factor affecting a movie's box office?
It's the movie lineup!
No matter how good a movie is, if the theater doesn’t arrange it for you, it’s like a 36D young model with fair skin and beautiful skin.

If you don't give you resources, no matter how strong your business ability is, it's useless!
Especially for movies in the Spring Festival, the prime time is only a few days.Even if the theater chain reduces its film schedule by [-]%, it may be a loss of tens of millions at the box office.

Seeing the arrangement of several producers in the group, Li Youzhi silently took a screenshot, changed his group name card to ["Dear" producer Li Daddy], and then typed out a line of death smiles.

Li Youzhi didn't change his name when he joined the group just now, and he didn't care about the production of several movies.

Now he is directly bubbling with the title of "Dear", and the fiery film group that was chatting instantly quieted down!

[Lin He, the producer of "A Glance at Wen Ruyan in Ten Years", withdrew the message]
[Sun Zhen, the producer of "I really want to go to your world to find you", has withdrawn the message]
["Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2022" producer Zhou Wen withdrew a message]
Produced by "Ten Years" Lin He: Yo, welcome to Mr. Li.

Seeing that the production of "Ten Years" who said that "Dear" was falsified in the number of seats just now appeared, Li Youzhi directly sent the screenshot just now, with a death smile attached!
"I prefer people to call me by my first name directly. You can just call me Dad. Dad is not blind. I saw what you said just now."

Li Youzhi didn't even bother to explain these utilitarian arrangements.

What are you explaining?

The work "Dear" does not talk about the content of the plot or the subject matter, but it is aimed at the fan appeal of a starring Andy Lau and Brother Zhi. How can the film's 7% attendance rate be fake?

Following Li Youzhi's speech, which was obviously based on a quarrel, the group calmly lined up...it exploded!
"Ten Years" Lin He: "Where the hell do the mad dogs bite when they enter the group? How do you operate and you don't understand what's going on?"

Sun Zhen of "So Much Thinking": "Are you crazy, this guy? Everyone is discussing today's screening data, who are you scolding? If you think what we said is wrong, you can just show evidence to explain it? Really special What a neuropathy!"

"Crouching Tiger 2022" Zhou Wen: "How do you talk at a young age when it's not the New Year's Eve? You are Li Youzhi from Heguang, right? You are young, you just entered the circle, and you don't even understand the principle of respecting your seniors?"

Are you a senior of der?
Did you shed blood for the country, or did you benefit the people?
Seeing a group of producers standing on the united front in an instant, Li Youzhi grinned and sneered.

Article 62 of the "Workplace Code": When facing other people's slander, don't prove your innocence, let alone try to fall into the self-proof trap set up by the other party, because the person who wronged you knows better than you how wronged you are!

So what should we do in the face of this situation?
Easy to handle - just go crazy!
Thinking of this, Li Youzhi directly closed the WeChat group, then opened the web page and searched for the three movies in the group just now.

After reading the publicity materials and cast and crew information of each film, he probably had a clue in his mind;

These three films, "Ten Years" and "Thinking" are all romance films.In recent years, as Valentine's Day, an imported festival, has become popular in the Mainland, it has gradually become a hot spot for consumption in February, and more and more romantic films have chosen to be released during the Spring Festival.

For one thing, in addition to family audiences, couple audiences also account for a considerable proportion of the mainstay of movie consumption during the Spring Festival.Secondly, basically the Spring Festival stalls can coincide with Valentine's Day.

The shooting cost of romance films is low. As long as the publicity is strong or a suitable publicity point is found, a certain amount of filming can be obtained during the Spring Festival. Basically, the project will make money without losing money.

Such as "Ten Years" and "Thinking" are very typical. The movie "Ten Years" is an adaptation of the novel of the same name, with a new actor on the cover.And "So Much Thinking" is trying to stir up the scandal that the hero and heroine are in love because of love, and it focuses on spreading dog food online.

"Crouching Tiger 2022" is a martial arts action movie. Action movies during the Spring Festival actually have relatively no advantages in subject matter, but "Crouching Tiger 2022" is a remake of a classic IP, and it is obvious that it wants to use the old IP to turn the box office.

Glancing at the group on the mobile phone, the three producers were still chattering and complaining, Li Youzhi snorted.

A group of scumbags with bad content, who are dancing in crooked ways.

If you dare to touch my brother's bowl, I will kick you directly!

()σ Look at what Brother Zhi does to you and you are finished!

Seeing that it was past six o'clock in the afternoon, and the online world was still in its golden hour of prosperity, Li Youzhi directly turned on his shaking hands.

After PS processing the screenshot in the group that questioned the box office fraud of "Dear", after hiding the IDs of several productions with mosaics, he edited a long article.

After tagging a title [Countdown to the Spring Festival stalls, classmate Xiao Zhi teaches you to distinguish bad movies], and sent it out!

"[Picture] Just now, in the movie screening group at the theater, I saw some colleagues questioned the box office of "Dear". Although I was very angry, I calmed down and thought about it and felt that the doubts of several colleagues were reasonable;
At the movie box office, major movie review websites, and media platforms can use money to determine whether a work is good or not, but the data has no reference value.

The annual Spring Festival stalls are about to kick off, after consulting a lot of materials and box office data.I have summed up the magic law for everyone!As long as you avoid the following five items, the chance of stepping on bad Chinese movies can be reduced by 80.00%! "

Although the box office of the first screening of "Dear" reached 238 million today, it was still a small part of the time to go to the cinema a few years ago.

At this time, Li Youzhi shook the hands of the fun people, who were still discussing the related topic of "Dear".

Seeing Li Youzhi's sudden update, the fun crowd instantly boiled over!

"Hahahaha, my brother was bullied by his peers?"

"Come on, I didn't even get a ticket for "Dear", and the attendance rate is only 70%? Which theater is not full!"

"Coordinates in Xu City, there are indeed a few empty ones in the last row. But it's not important... Brother, why don't you type the numbers, tell us who are the sand sculptures who arranged "Dear"?"

"Ahhh! The heart of gossip is on fire, little brother hurry up and cut melons for us!"

Seeing the uproar in the comment area, the curiosity of the fun people was fully mobilized, Li Youzhi snorted and smiled.

Who do you think Brother Zhi is?
Brother Zhi is such an upright and good young man, the kind of person who casually exposes other people's privacy and makes himself noble?

That's shit!

Scorning the integrity of the Leziren netizens, Li Youzhi sent out the five rules he summed up!

"1. The trailer only has hot scenes/special effects to show off skills, but no plot (don't talk about the story and talk about special effects/scenes, which proves that hemorrhoids have no confidence in the plot)"

"2. The IP of the popular movie N years ago (it is still popular after decades, which proves to be unexpected)"

"3. Advertise the director's characteristics, such as: beauty, writer, cross-border director (remember, watching a movie is eating eggs, and those who say how beautiful a hen is are hooligans)"

"4. The title of the film is too long (indicating that the creator wants to use more information to attract the attention of the audience, and has no confidence in the content and actors. 10 stars - the number of titles ≈ the quality of the film)"

"5. Hype any gossip about actors and staff that has nothing to do with the content of the movie (don't go into the movie theater for gossip about any star)"

"Also: According to authoritative statistics, stars with blind fan bases acted in [-]% of the country's bad movies..."

Looking at Li Youzhi's top five guidelines for closing pits during the Spring Festival, the fun guys were stunned for a while... burst out laughing!

Not for anything else, just because Li Youzhi's five points... are too directional!

The resources for film scheduling during the Spring Festival are tight, and there are only more than 20 films announced on the theater line.

Corresponding these five items one by one, several films that were completely crushed appeared in the comment area in an instant;

"Hahahaha, brother, you can just read the ID number of "A Glance at Wen Ruyan in Ten Years"!"

"The title of "I Really Want to Go to Your World to Find You" has 10 characters, and according to the algorithm of my brother, it is directly 0 points. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2022" has been offended by tons, hahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, little brother, this kid usually looks good, but he's really rotten! I didn't get one item in "Dear", isn't it a perfect score?"

"Hey, don't say it, don't you really say it! Brother, this set of dialectics seems to be really universal! Looking at the bad movies of the past years, it seems that most of them really follow this routine."

"Fuck, knowledge, this is knowledge! Repost and repost, be sure to spread it, if this can save the audience from pitfalls and save money, brother, today's five articles of yours are worthy of the Taimiao!"

"The Spring Festival is approaching, and other filmmakers are trying to cheat money out of my pocket. Only my brother taught me how to save money. My brother, I'm crying to death! Just because of this "Dear", I must give you a piece ticket!"

"Really? I don't believe it! I'm going to take these five articles and ask the announcements of these three movies in person!"

"Hahahaha, you in front are such a clever little ghost, let's go together!"

beep!
Receive amazing value, 301125 points!
Looking at the dynamic forwarding data, it rose to 7W+, and then I saw fun people frantically pouring into the promotional accounts of the movies "Ten Years", "Like" and "Crouching Tiger", leaving behind Li Youzhi laughed out loudly about "Are you a bad movie or not? Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people".

The real business war is so simple!

……

And at the same time that Li Youzhi led the fun people to make troubles, in a coffee shop in Zhangzhou, an ordinary blind date from years ago was going on.

In front of the seat by the window, a carefree girl slapped the scarf on the table with great determination.

After looking at the boy in front of her, she clicked her lips.

In terms of appearance, Zhao Xiaozhi's classmate is 30 times worse.

The face report looks good, bad review!

Temperament, Zhao Xiaozhi's classmate is 35 worse.

The outfit is too rustic, bad review!

Financial resources... Well, financial resources are not important anymore.

"Hello, my name is Lin Yu, let's get straight to the point without talking nonsense. I don't have any idea of ​​getting married now, and the blind date is forced by my family. We'll have a good meal this time. If you have time, we can chat. If we don’t have time, we can withdraw directly.”

Opposite her, a somewhat thin man with glasses froze for a moment, then grinned.

"Hello...my name is Xu Jizu. The blind date...is also arranged by my family, but I like your character very much. It's very...very straightforward."

No matter how thick the lines are, no matter how high or low the girls are, they don't hate others to praise themselves.

Hearing the compliment from the blind date, the older leftover woman Lin Yu's pure face blushed slightly, and subconsciously merged her split legs.

"Haha, right... Well, what do you do for work? What do you usually like to do? Hey, do you like watching movies?"

Facing Lin Yu's barrage of questions, Xu Jizu smiled shyly.

Obviously, this is an observation boy.

After observing Lin Yu carefully, he noticed the movie she had put on the coffee table, and pointed to it with a smile.

"Do you like watching movies?"

"Well, I just came here directly from the movie theater. Oh, by the way, have you heard of "Dear"? It's played by the Internet celebrity Xiaozhi, and it's about abductions. It's very touching! No, this is a commemorative ticket stub, especially Meaningful, limited edition numbered!"

Smiling, he took the ticket stub that Lin Yu handed over as if offering a treasure, and Xu Jizu looked at it.

Then, under the soft lighting of the coffee shop, looking at the child-seeking notice on the ticket stub, his slightly raised brows suddenly froze.

[Shen Congcong was abducted in the morning of January 05, and his whereabouts are still unknown.The baby has the following characteristics, there is a cyan birthmark on the left thumb...]

Looking at the photos and words on the commemorative ticket stub, in a trance... a vague memory floated out in Xu Jizu's mind...

　PS: Come, come, come!Three-shift [-]D ask for a monthly ticket!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)