Draw U.S. dollars live, all my fans are policemen?.

Chapter 96 I Can't Live With Laughter!

"I was cheated???"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

When Sun Tiancheng heard that the customer service he had just contacted was a liar, he didn't believe it at all.

The reason for not believing it is also very simple.

He heard the voices of Zhou Tianwang, that sister, Brother Haring and others with his own ears.

Voices can't be deceiving. He doesn't believe that these policemen have specially invited these celebrities to cooperate in order to invite you into the urn.

If that's the case, wouldn't that be a big deal?

For this reason, he quickly defended himself.

The deputy captain didn't bother to talk to him, and took him directly into the police station regardless of whether he believed it or not.

And what he will face next is fixed-term imprisonment.

Let's talk about Lin Mo.

He returned the full amount of the 6000 yuan he defrauded from the scammer to the police station just now.

His idea for the money was to help Liu Da recover his losses, but he didn't ask any more questions about how to do it.

And after he finished transferring the money, Cai Cai also called.

"Hey?"

"The criminal suspect has been arrested!" Cai Cai said excitedly.

"Congratulations to Officer Cai, congratulations to Officer Cai!" Lin Mo joked.

"Go, go, I'm not greedy for merit. Without you, this matter would never have been completed. I will give you credit for this." Cai Cai was happy from the bottom of her heart, but she did not forget the reason for the success of this matter.

"Where is it? If it weren't for Officer Cai's wise guidance, I would not have been able to think of this way to solve the case." Lin Mo thoughtfully gave the credit to Officer Cai.

The reason why he did this was because he knew very well that if this credit was credited to him, he would at most get a pennant as a family of the police and the people.

But if all the credit goes to Cai Cai, then Cai Cai will be promoted accordingly.

If Cai Cai is promoted, he will rise with the tide.

Under such circumstances, how could Lin Mo care about such a false name?

"You are poor, I won't chat with you for now, I'm going to jointly handle the case soon."

"Well, you are busy first!"

After hanging up the phone, Lin Mo also stretched, feeling relieved.

But what Lin Mo didn't know was that the water friends in the live broadcast room were all lemon essence.

After listening to his chat with Cai Cai, the netizens also started to get angry one by one.

"Oh, it's okay, why doesn't the elder brother talk to us like this!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, you usually talk to us, you gang of sand sculptures, but now you are talking to Officer Cai, uh, uh, is it disgusting!"

"Brother, I'm going to say a few words about you here, who the hell will you show me when you spread dog food?"

"Brother, I'm a college student, can I ask you something? Can you stop dating, because if you are with Officer Cai, it will be worse than killing me."

"9494, brother, men should focus on their careers. Do you have a car? Do you have a house? You want to fall in love if you don't have anything?"

"Brother, when you are in love, you need to be well-matched. Apart from being able to paint US dollars, copy paintings worth tens of millions of yuan, imitate porcelains worth millions of dollars, and be able to swindle some money casually, what else are you? What else are you? ??"

Facing the barrage of sand sculpture netizens, Lin Mo gave a blank look.

"That eye of yours sees that I'm going to fall in love?"

After he finished, the netizen replied decisively.

"The left eye and the right eye have seen it!"

"I also saw dermatitis!"

"The eye of the sky with the tattoo on my forehead also saw it!"

"Anchor, don't believe me, I can see through my corns!"

"Brother, what are you arguing about? Even a fucking blind man can see clearly."

Well, Lin Mo was speechless.

He didn't expect that this year's netizens were so awesome, they would rather hurt themselves by [-] than hurt their enemies by [-].

One word, six!

Just when he was speechless, Shu Xingchen appeared.

"Brother, are you done with your work? Please help me when you are done!!"

After he finished speaking, everyone realized that he had been shouting for help before.

Thinking of this, everyone turned their attention to him.

"What's the matter?" Lin Mo was also curious, and directly pulled him into the microphone to ask.

After taking the mic, Shu Xingchen's tone seemed extremely anxious, as if he had really encountered something serious.

"Brother, you really have to save me once, or my brother will die."

After the words fell, the whole room was shocked, and everyone became curious.

"What happened? You even needed to save your life." Lin Mo asked, frowning.

"The thing is like this, my dad didn't know what Douyin video he watched, he suddenly came to pick me up from school, and then told me that he is busy with work and has no time to take care of me. Now he wants to put his business aside and take care of me. accompany me."

After Shu Xingchen finished speaking, Lin Mo was confused.

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"Okay? What a fart!!!" Unexpectedly, Shu Xingchen was impatient.

"????" Lin Mo was stunned.

Seeing Lin Mo's bewilderment, Shu Xingchen quickly explained: "Brother, you don't understand. If I am a good student, then I definitely don't care if he says that, but the problem is, I am a bad student. Isn't that right?" The important point, the important point is that my dad asked me to ask for the phone number of the teacher, he is going to communicate with the teacher carefully, and wants to see how I am doing in school, isn’t this sent!!!”

"What bad thing did you do? Why are you so scared!" Lin Mo understood it. All in all, it was because this guy did not do well in school. He was afraid that his father would beat him to death after he communicated with the teacher.

"Uh..." However, facing Lin Mo's question, Shu Xingchen faltered.

"You said it, I'm not your father, you're afraid of something." Lin Mo hated people who were half-talking, and suddenly lost his temper.

Seeing that Lin Mo's tone was a little heavy, Shu Xingchen also quickly explained.

"Actually, it's not a bad thing, it's just that what I did didn't get everyone's approval."

"For example?" Lin Mo asked.

"Like fighting." Shu Xingchen said.

Lin Mo: "."

Lin Mo was speechless when he heard the other party fighting. Isn't this a bad thing?

But he felt that the other party hadn't finished speaking, so he continued to ask: "What else?"

"Brother, you know me, brother, I don't look bad..."

"Speak directly, don't boast." Lin Mo interrupted.

"fall in love"

Lin Mo: "."

While he was silent, Shu Xingchen also told what he had done.

"Usually, I will climb the wall and skip class, disobey the teacher's arrangement, like to argue with the teacher, play games non-stop, if I lose, I want to win, and if I win, I want to win."

After Shu Xingchen finished speaking a series of words.

Lin Mo couldn't help complaining.

"Shu Xingchen."

"What's wrong, brother?"

"I have a suggestion for you."

"What advice?"

"Why don't you drop out of school? Why are you here to study? You are here to harm others."

Lin Mo's words were unreasonable. Judging from the first contact with the other party's self-report, Shu Xingchen is not suitable for reading, and he is naturally not interested in reading.

Since this is the case, instead of harming others at school, it is better to drop out of school and learn some crafts at home.

In this way, it is [-] times better than being in school.

"No, no, no, absolutely not, my dad will beat me to death!!" Unexpectedly, just after Lin Mo finished speaking, Shu Xingchen became anxious.

"Why?" Lin Mo was puzzled.

"Three generations of my family have been single-handed. Since my grandfather's generation, no one has studied well, so my dad's meaning is very clear. Even if you are a gangster, you have to get a college certificate. If you drop out, my dad will definitely beat me to death." Shu Xingchen quickly explained.

After hearing this explanation, Lin Mo was speechless. After a while, he asked the key point.

"Then what do you need me to do for you?"

"Brother, I didn't think you could help me at first, but when I just finished watching you scammer, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Didn't my dad ask me to ask the teacher's phone number? Why don't I get your phone number?" Give it to him, and then you pretend to be my teacher's voice and chat with him for a while? Just say that I am normal at school and there are no major problems."

"No, isn't your dad looking for you at school? Why didn't he go directly to the teacher's building?" After listening to Shu Xingchen's words, Lin Mo immediately found out the loophole.

"I lied to him that the teacher was sick and didn't come today."

"That's not right. Since your father has never met your teacher, why don't you just find an adult to call you?" Lin Mo asked curiously again.

"My dad held several parent-teacher meetings before, so he knows what my teacher's voice is like."

After hearing Shu Xingchen's words, Lin Mo was relieved.

And Shu Xingchen played by ear, and immediately shouted: "Brother, you have to help me. No one in this world can help me except you. If you don't help me, I will really be punished." Killed!"

To be reasonable, Lin Mo didn't want to help with this.

Because if you help the other party, then it is considered to be helping the evildoer.

Based on Lin Mo's understanding of Shu Xingchen, if this guy solves his worries, not only will he not be obedient in the future, but it will also encourage his arrogance.

At that time, it will not be a matter of fighting, and even worse things will happen.

It can be said that Lin Mo couldn't help him out of emotion or reason, because helping would be tantamount to harming him.

But the other party begged hard, and he couldn't refuse.

Thinking of this, Lin Mo suddenly had an idea.

Immediately said: "Okay, you send me the audio of your teacher, I will learn it first."

Hearing Lin Mo agree, Shu Xingchen was overjoyed and jumped up excitedly.

"Thank you bro, thank you bro."

After finishing speaking, he clicked on WeChat, and quickly sent audio clips to Lin Mo.

in the process of sending him.

Netizens tried to dissuade him one by one.

"Brother, although this is our third brother, we can't help you with this kind of thing!"

"Brother, if you help him, you will hurt him."

"Brother, I'm a teacher. I can say responsibly that your behavior is not helping him, but harming him. Even because of your help, he will become more unscrupulous in the future."

"Brother, a boy with problems like this should be disciplined by his parents severely. Now he may be beaten at most, but if something serious happens in the future, it will not be as simple as being beaten."

Facing the persuasion of the water friends, Lin Mo did not answer.

He knows better than anyone what the consequences of his actions will be.

Therefore, it was impossible for him to help Shu Xingchen. Instead of helping, he even wanted to "pit" Shu Xingchen.

It's just that these things can't be said, once said, Shu Xingchen will definitely find someone else.

In this way, he ignored the dissuasion in the barrage.

Listen carefully to Teacher Shu Xingchen's audio.

After Shu Xingchen saw what the netizens said, he couldn't help tightening his heart. He was afraid that Lin Mo wouldn't help him after seeing it.

But when he found that his elder brother still loved him, he immediately felt relieved.

By the way, I also pissed off the netizens.

"Don't persuade me."

"My elder brother is so righteous, how can he not help with this kind of thing??"

Seeing what he said, and seeing Lin Mo's behavior, everyone knew that their persuasion was in vain.

Simply everyone watched the excitement normally.

After about 10 minutes, Lin Mo had completely mastered the other teacher's voice.

After mastering it, he said to Shu Xingchen, "Send your dad's phone number."

"Okay brother!" Shu Xingchen didn't even think about it, and immediately sent his father's phone number to Lin Mo's WeChat.

After getting the phone number, Lin Mo asked Shu Xingchen to call in.

After finishing these, he immediately dialed Shu Xingchen's father's phone number.

As soon as the phone was dialed, a burst of brainwashing music played in the phone.

"you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky."

"Let me keep you with my heart!"

"stay!!"

After the first song ended, the voice of Shu Xingchen's father Shu Gang rang out.

"Hello, who is it?"

"Hello, are you Shu Xingchen's parent?" Lin Mo asked imitating the voice of the other teacher.

This voice sounded, and Shu Xingchen shouted directly as the person involved.

"666666!"

"Brother, are you so awesome? If I close my eyes, I won't be able to tell the truth from the fake."

Ignore Shu Xingchen's rainbow fart.

After Lin Mo finished speaking, he waited for Shu Gang's answer.

"Hello, I am, may I ask who you are?"

"I'm Shu Xingchen's class teacher, Mr. He." Lin Mo read from the script.

"Mr. He? Oh, oh, hello, Mr. He." When Shu Gang heard that it was Mr. He's call, he immediately became polite, and his words became extremely enthusiastic.

"Hello, Mr. Shu, I called you today because Shu Xingchen told me that you have something to talk to me about?"

"Yes, yes, the teacher is like this. I am too busy with business on weekdays, so I don't have time to take care of my son. Now that I am free, I want to pay attention to his study, but I didn't know much about my son before. situation, so I want to know about my child's situation at school from you." Shu Gang said seriously without any doubt.

"That's right." Lin Mo made a sudden realization expression.

"Mr. He, I want to ask, how is my child doing in school?" Shu Gang was a little anxious, so he couldn't help but get straight to the point.

Facing his inquiry, Shu Xingchen was extremely nervous, he was afraid that his elder brother would betray him temporarily.

But fortunately, his worry disappeared in the next second.

Lin Mo said without changing his face: "Shu Xingchen's performance in school is still very good, and he has many advantages."

"Really? Ah, that's because the teacher taught him well!" Hearing that his son performed well in school and had many advantages, Shu Gang felt that it was sweeter than eating honey.

And this is the norm for contemporary parents.

As long as the children behave well, it is definitely better than any happy event.

In joy, Shu Gang couldn't help asking.

"Teacher, can I delay you for a while?"

"You say!"

"I want to know what are the advantages of my child." Shu Gang really wanted to know what advantages his son had in school, and it was worth the teacher's initiative to emphasize it.

After he finished asking.

Lin Mo pondered for a while, and then said.

"Your children have many advantages."

"For example, the hands-on ability is extremely strong!"

"For another example, EQ is particularly high."

"Agility, independent thinking ability, strong debating talent, especially in the field of electronics, his determination to win is extremely strong, ordinary people are not one-tenth of him."

After Lin Mo finished speaking.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were speechless.

Isn't this horse riding too much? ? ? ?

But Shu Gang's face was already full of smiles.

The whole person seemed to have come to the cloud, he did not expect his son to be so outstanding.

Every little bit is outstanding.

On the other hand, Shu Xingchen felt embarrassed after listening to Lin Mo's words.

"Brother, are you blowing a little too hard?"

Lin Mo ignored Shu Xingchen's words.

Because what he just said was a trick, and the real show is about to begin.

Sure enough, just as he had guessed, Shu Gang couldn't help but asked in excitement.

"Then teacher, I want to know, where are these advantages mainly reflected?"

"Where is it? Then let's talk about it carefully." When this sentence was finished, Lin Mo's tone changed, and his tone became a lot more serious.

"Talk slowly, I'm not in a hurry." Shu Gang didn't realize the situation, and listened attentively with a smile.

It's just that Shu Gang never thought of it.

In the next second, he was completely dumbfounded.

At the same time, after hearing this sentence, all the audience in the live broadcast room also became confused, especially Shu Xingchen, who was even more stunned, not knowing what to say.

"Let's talk about his hands-on ability first."

"Shu Xingchen is one husband and one man can't open it. Just because of a little verbal dispute, one person fights with three others, and he still doesn't lose the wind. Do you think his hands-on ability is strong?"

The voice fell.

Shu Gang's originally smiling face gradually froze.

The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha!"

"This wave. This wave is absolutely dead!"

"Strong hands-on ability = fighting!"

"The anchor knows how to raise first and then suppress!"

"Pfft, I can't hold back anymore!"

"I thought I really wanted to help him, but now it seems that I think too much."

Some are happy and some are sad.

After Shu Xingchen heard Lin Mo's words, he became anxious immediately.

"Brother, brother, don't do this!"

"Brother, please stop talking!!!"

But things have come to this point, wouldn't it be inappropriate for no one to be beaten today?
So Lin Mo ignored Shu Gang's mood and continued to tell Shu Xingchen's good points.

"Let's talk about EQ. Shu Xingchen's EQ is really high. One person can fall in love with six girls. Among them, two little girls quarreled because of jealousy. The whole school can be said to be very noisy."

What Lin Mo said was not fabricated by himself, but what the other teacher scolded him when Shu Xingchen gave him the audio.

He basically just changed the words and copied them.

Following these words, Shu Gang's whole face became gloomy. In order to prevent himself from mishearing, he still asked a question.

"Teacher, what do you mean to say, my son often gets into fights at school and still falls in love??"

"No, no, Mr. Shu, you misunderstood." Lin Mo denied.

Shu Gang frowned: "???"

"Not often, but every day!" Lin Mo refuted the rumor.

Shu Gang: "."

Before Shu Gang could recover, Lin Mo continued to talk.

"As for this agility, let me be honest, Mr. Shu, you can really take your son to participate in the athlete selection, do you know? When he jumped over the wall to skip class, none of the six security guards caught him, and even one of them An elderly guard, in order to chase him, was directly sent to the hospital for emergency treatment due to lack of oxygen, but fortunately he was rescued, otherwise something serious would happen."

Lin Mo said adding fuel to the fire.

After speaking, he didn't wait for the other party's reaction.

Continue to explain the remaining "advantages" in detail.

"However, I have to say that your son is quite good at independent thinking. No one in the school, from the principal to the class monitor, can speak well."

"Say a few words to him, hey, his debating ability is really strong, so talk about anything."

"Didn't we have an intern teacher in our school? He was the champion of the city's debate competition, but he lost to Shu Xingchen. Do you think this advantage is great?"

"Of course, the above advantages are really not worth mentioning in terms of the last advantage."

"In order to win a game of video games, he was able to stay awake from the afternoon to noon the next day. In a word, strong!!!!"

When Lin Mo explained all of Shu Xingchen's "advantages" in one go.

Shu Gang's complexion could no longer be described as ugly, it was so gloomy that water could drip out.

"Teacher, thank you. If you hadn't contacted me, I wouldn't have known that my son was so good at school!"

"Don't worry, from today on, I will make use of his advantages on the right path."

"If you can't do it, I will personally apologize to you!!!!!!"

When Shu Gang said the last sentence, he could feel his anger through the phone.

The voice of gnashing teeth came out word by word, tsk tsk tsk, full of murderous intent! ! ! !

"Okay, thank you for your hard work!!" Lin Mo achieved his goal and ended the conversation with a smile on his face.

After finishing.

He glanced at the bullet screen, and the screen was filled with laughter from the water friends.

"I feel sorry for the third brother for a second!"

"Third brother, it's a good journey."

"Brothers, let's start!"

"Where's the suona craftsman? Hurry up and come to a hundred birds facing the phoenix!"

"Ask if you don't understand, which table do you sit at if you don't drink?"

"If you don't drink, sit at the same table with the kids!"

After teasing.

Some people also began to ask how Shu Xingchen felt now.

In the face of public inquiries.

Shu Xingchen didn't answer.

Instead, he looked at a message on his WeChat and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Old guy: "Son, Dad bought you the latest fruit phone today. You go home today, and Dad will give it to you in person. (Smiling)"

After a long time.

He sent a message back.

"Dad, I thought about it. You work too hard to make money. I can't have this mobile phone. I'd better go to school with peace of mind."

Old guy: "Did you know something?"

Shu Xingchen: "Dad, what are you talking about??"

Old guy: "Stop pretending, I'll give you two choices, first, go home by yourself, second, I'll go to your school, if you're not afraid of shame, don't come back!"

Shu Xingchen: "Dad, is there a third option?"

old man:"???"

Shu Xingchen: "Would you like to have another one? I think mom is still young. If mom disagrees, if you want to find someone else, I promise not to tell!"

After sending this message, Shu Gang didn't reply for a long time. Just when Shu Xingchen thought that his father thought the idea was good, the old guy sent another message!
Old guy: "Your mother is by the side, she said that he will go to school with me to find you, see you later, baby son!"

Shu Xingchen: "."

(End of this chapter)