Douluo: Senior Sister is too popular, what should I do?

Chapter 2 Zao Wou-ki, No. [-] in the School Beauty Ranking of Advanced Soul Master Academy
Although she has not been sleepy for a few days, Sang Xia is extremely sleepy today because she got out of bed at 07:30 this morning. It was such a rare thing that Oscar and Ma Hongjun, who walked into the cafeteria shoulder to shoulder to look for food, showed a horrified expression similar to seeing the sun coming out of the west when they saw her, and she sat down slowly. She drank her porridge breakfast that was "not much more than a cat's appetite" (Zhao Wuji's words) on the seat, and walked out with Dai Mubai after eating, without even looking at the two as if seeing an alien The unlucky junior brother handed over one.

As for why get up early?Of course, it was because of the lack of manpower in the academy. Every year, Flanders was so overwhelmed with recruiting students that she wished to capture the cat she kept in the dormitory as a coolie. Although she was weak, sick, and disabled, she was still one of the academy's workforce. Naturally, they couldn't escape the clutches of Mr. Dean.Under his protracted stalking, interception, coercion and temptation, Sang Xia, who was so annoyed that his scalp was numb, had no choice but to let go, and promised him to help him when recruiting students.

Another reason for the compromise was that she was a little guilty. At the preparatory meeting for the admissions work, Flender gave instructions on the publicity strategy for the new school year, earnestly and sincerely named Sangxia: "You don't even need to say anything, just go to the entrance of the college. Show your face, it's guaranteed to be more effective than that broken signboard in our college."

Sang Xia thought to herself that you also know that the college’s signboard is quite broken, so why can’t you go to the village to find a painter to repaint it and fix it, and just let it flutter in the air in tatters? The swaying makes people feel that this broken college doesn't even have the qualifications to run a serious school. No wonder the number of students in the school for so many years has never been as many as the teachers.

She has been complaining about this to Flender for a long time, and she yelled the slogan of only accepting monsters very loudly. The key is that the real geniuses come here because their brains are trapped by the door. Your dormitory is a broken college borrowed from private houses in the village?Human Wuhundian Academy has the most luxurious faculty in the whole continent, they directly take soul bones as scholarships, and Tiandou Royal Academy graduates will have a feudal title to achieve class leap in one step. What can you give to others?free?
At first, Flender would be furious because of this kind of personal attack that directly stabbed him in the heart, and reprimanded her not to tarnish his educational ideals with dirty profit transactions, but over time he has learned to accept this fact, and An extremely optimistic person discovered another major core competitiveness of Shrek.

He looked at Sang Xia sincerely: "Compared to Barack Academy, which only has a bunch of crooked melons, cracked dates, and ugly monsters, if I was 40 years younger, I would definitely choose the beautiful girl who ranked first in the beauty list of all advanced soul master academies." In Shrek Academy."

Sangxia, who rarely heard positive comments about herself from the headmaster, was very moved, and she firmly refused the request to print her profile picture on the admissions brochure, and at the same time confessed with the same sincerity that she did not participate in that event at all. Nonsense selection, the photo submitted was by Zhao Wuji. As for why Teacher Zhao was voted to the top of the list, it is probably because of sinister people. Everyone thinks that only their own eyes cannot be persecuted.

Flender was shocked, his trademark profiteer smile fell all over his face.

Zhao Wuji, the number one in the school beauty list of the Advanced Soul Master Academy, was also shocked, thinking that it's no wonder that for a while, the gang of little bastards in the school always looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh every time they saw him.

On the same day, Dai Mubai was trained together with Oscar and Ma Hongjun. A week later, Ma Hongjun lost six catties on the scale. With tears in his eyes, he showed his belly with a thin layer of muscles to the fellow sufferers, claiming that every muscle line It was soaked in his blood and sweat, and Sangxia had to stand at the school gate when enrolling students and act as a living signboard and humanoid mascot for the college.

For this reason, Flender even went to the city to buy a dress decorated with lace ribbons and light gauze and ordered her to change into it. Sangxia, who resisted ineffectively, had to do as she wanted. Twin ponytails on young teeth.

After changing clothes, she looked at the pair of ponytails hanging down at the waist and the knee-length skirt in the mirror. The older children with long stockings and lace patent leather shoes decorated with bows were hesitant to speak, but finally took a deep breath. Resisting the urge to complain about himself in one breath, he turned around and left without seeing or worrying.

Witnesses gave their own comments on her poor outfit, which was very different from the usual shirt and trousers.

Li Yusong said with a smile that Sangsang looked cute today, and Sang Xia secretly murmured in his heart that he, like Flender, had the aesthetics of the elderly.

Dai Mubai also said that it was pretty good-looking, more princess than a princess, but the quality and design workmanship of the skirt chosen by the director was too bad.Next time, senior sister, you can go to the xx store in Suoto City to order, and you can get a [-]% discount if you report my name.

Sang Xia gave him a thumbs up. He even knows the material and workmanship of women's clothing so well. Young Master Dai, you are really consistent in your design.

Oscar said to take pictures, you must take pictures, and I will print them out in batches after I am done You are six and I am four, Sang Xia confiscated his photo-taking soul tool and scolded him not to be whimsical, this year maybe even a freshman will not be recruited, how do you get rich?Selling to mosquitoes in the village?

Ma Hongjun also wanted to say something to express his admiration for the little senior sister, but Dai Mubai and Oscar had finished all the words, limited by his own lack of vocabulary, he couldn't find anything meaningful after a long time. Creative new words, in the end, I had to say dryly, senior sister, that you look ten years younger in this outfit. Sang Xia had already found this plus-size children's clothing 1 times unpleasing to the eye. A slap on the back of the head.

But since everyone says it looks good, then it's because she has a problem with her aesthetics.Sang Xia, who was wearing a sleepy face from lack of sleep but still attracted 80.00% of the eyes of the audience, sighed melancholy, restrained herself and stood up a little straighter as if she was boneless, and continued to be a dignified flower by the fence. wallflower.

Xiao Wu jumped up at this time, the little girl's eyes were bright, and she said excitedly, beautiful sister, do you still remember me? We met before, and we have never had a chance to say hello. ah.

Sang Xia's memory is not very good, and she was a little dazed when Xiao Wu with eyes full of stars held her hand. It took her a while to recall the episode at the Rose Hotel, so she could hang up the sentence "I have no impression". Swallowing the words back, he bent his eyes and showed a very gentle business smile: "Ah, I remember, hello Xiao Wu, my name is Sang Xia. Sang of Sang Ye, Xia of Xia Tian, ​​I am very glad that you can apply for our exam Shrek Academy, I look forward to becoming a classmate with you."

This face of hers is so confusing that even the cunning Flender sometimes goes into a daze and temporarily forgets her essence of cutting black and white when he sees her quietly bending her eyes and smiling, not to mention that she still treats her well at this time. She knew nothing about Xiao Wu.

She was dizzy from being bumped head-on by this smile, holding Sang Xia's hand and refusing to let it go, while thinking that the hands of beautiful girls are different from others, they are actually cool and sweatless in such a hot day, isn't this the reason? The legendary icy muscle and bone? While conceiving words in her head, she was about to pour out all her admiration, but it was a pity that before she finished the draft, Sang Xia firmly withdrew her hand and made a serious face Sternly reminded her selflessly: "But no matter what, you can't jump in the queue. Please abide by the order of the registration site and consciously go back to queue, otherwise the fate of the classmates will come to an end."

Xiao Wu: "..."

She returned to Tang San in despair, grabbed Tang San's sleeve and whispered with a sad face: "It's over, it's over, it's over, she must think I'm the kind of person who likes to jump in the queue, what should I do, little San?" Remedy, woo woo woo, I just saw her too excited."

Tang San didn't really want to deal with this unlucky sister who asked for help and called her brother sweetly when he arrived at the place, and immediately changed his face and interpreted the phrase "crossing the river and tearing down the bridge" to the extreme. He once again snatched himself from Xiao Wu. The sleeves, which were torn out of shape under the repeated torture, kept their eyes fixed and expressionless: "You have no quality in the first place. Not only did you jump in line, you also scolded others for being ugly, and beat them until mom didn't recognize them."

Xiao Wu was shocked: "...are you my brother?"

"It's not, thank you."

　I have a talent for picking chapter names (thumbs up to myself)

　　And the original three dances: childhood sweetheart, deep affection, combing hair and kissing

　　My Three Dances: Wicked Brothers and Sisters, Destroy Each Other, Hurt Each Other

　　OOC is mine, but I really think that Zhang Wei's style is not good for cp

　　
　
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