The Apocalypse of Shenhao's Life
Chapter 24 Is the Programmer Alright?
Chapter 24 Is the Programmer Alright?
"Drink more of this porridge. I asked the hotel to cook this porridge specially to replenish blood."
Gu Bai saw Wei Zixi who was slowly moving to the edge of the dining table, and pushed a bowl of porridge at the right temperature in front of him.
"Thank you, Mr. Gu"
Sitting down opposite Gu Bai, Wei Zixi thanked him softly.
"Mr. Gu? Didn't you call me that last night? Is this the legendary denial after the fact?"
Gu Bai pretended to be unbelievable, and said in a tone of being eaten up.
It's fine not to say this, but Wei Zixi can think of what happened last night when he said it.
Then, unsurprisingly, her cheeks turned red.
"He kept claiming that it was his first time to kill someone, but he turned out to be more proficient in killing than anyone else. It's really bad."
He muttered something in his heart, but did not directly respond to the question about the title.
I don't know what I was thinking last night, but I actually called him.
"Well, are we going to see the house next?"
After breakfast, Wei Zixi glanced at the time displayed on the phone, and asked in a slightly hoarse voice.
It was okay not to speak loudly just now, but when the voice is louder, many things will be revealed.
"Don't talk if you have a bad throat. Don't get an infection. Cancel the plan to see the house today. Your current state is not suitable for going out. You should stay in the hotel for a day today."
Gu Bai stuffed the last bit of fried dough sticks in his hand into his mouth, took a sip of soy milk, and after swallowing it all, he said calmly.
Although it was said that if Gu Bai really wanted to run out in a daze, Wei Zixi would follow without hesitation, but he didn't think it was necessary.
If this little secretary is not necessary, Gu Bai does not intend to change it.
So the care that should be given to the other party should still be given.
Finding a relatively comfortable position, Gu Bai lazily lay on the sofa, took out his phone and habitually turned on Douyu Live.
These days, whenever Gu Bai picks up his phone, the first thing he does is to show some anchors a rocket.
Of course, in order to avoid the system saying that he is doing charity, he usually lets female anchors perform their talents.
Even if you don't have much talent, you can do radio gymnastics.
If you want to say that you can't do radio gymnastics, then I'm sorry, you may not be able to grasp the money.
As the saying goes: A good lady depends on live broadcast.
Gu Bai didn't know if his behavior was a way of giving warmth to them who were struggling to find jobs.
"However, will it be suspected of price gouging?"
Thinking like this, the Douyu APP popped up an update prompt, without thinking too much, Gu Bai thought it was a routine maintenance, reached out and clicked the update.
After waiting for a while, the software was updated, and Gu Bai continued his plan of doing good deeds every day.
After searching for a few minutes, Gu Bai still couldn't find those familiar anchors from his previous life.
After swiping casually a few times, Gu Bai finally clicked on a live broadcast room of a news anchor.
And his live broadcast room is playing a short video in a loop.
The person in the short video is the richest man in the world
Why is this video so familiar?
Just when Gu Bai was full of doubts, a sentence came to Gu Bai and Wei Zixi's ears through the speaker of the mobile phone.
"First set a small goal that can be achieved, for example, I will earn him [-] million first!"
It's this video
"Tsk tsk, these words are really quite enough for Versailles, and I'm not afraid of the big tree attracting the wind."
Gu Bai clicked his tongue twice, feeling worried about the future of this handsome man in his heart.
According to Gu Bai's memory, those who liked to talk eloquently in front of the stage in his previous life were all carried away.
On the contrary, those who made a fortune silently and rarely showed their faces in public have survived in peace.
"It seems that it is better for me to keep a low profile in the future."
At most, he would spend a little time in Shanghai, but he would never say something like "I'm not interested in money" in public.
After habitually clicking on the gift column, Gu Bai discovered that the original gift structure had changed.
"I just raised my opinion yesterday, but I actually added two gifts today? Isn't this efficiency a little too fast?"
I don't know how much hair the programmers of Douyu have lost.
After a moment of silence for the programmers, Gu Bai began to study the characteristics of these two gifts.
These two gifts are [-] one super rocket and [-] one rocket group.
After taking a look at the gift effect introduced on it, in fact, the effect of the rocket group is similar to that of the super rocket, the only difference is the duration of the two.
The most important thing is that Gu Bai discovered that the rockets are not sent one by one, Gu Bai can input a number and let it send rhythmically.
"This is simply tailor-made for lazy people like me."
Without any hesitation, Gu Bai casually filled in a ten
In the next second, with the appearance of special effects that looked good, the live broadcast rooms on all platforms were filled with rockets.
A group of rockets can fly for ten seconds, ten is more than 100 seconds, and this wave of rockets takes more than one minute to fly.
"Swiping presents is finally not tiring."
Putting down his hand, the corners of Gu Bai's mouth curled up slightly, and he nodded in satisfaction.
And this live broadcast room was also crowded with people who were summoned by Gu Bai's Rocket Rain.
When Gu Bai felt that he was having fun swiping money, he didn't realize that his behavior would speed up the spread of the video in the live broadcast room.
After watching for a few seconds the barrage that exploded because of this news, Wei Zixi's voice came from Gu Bai's ear.
"Mr. Gu"
"You still call me Mr. Gu? Are you really itchy? You can either call me by my name directly, or call me."
In the end, Gu Bai showed a meaningful smile to Wei Zixi who was sitting beside him.
"Gu Bo."
Without any hesitation, Wei Zixi called Gu Bai's name directly.
Just kidding, some words can only be used on specific occasions, if she was asked to say these two words, Wei Zixi said that she couldn't say them out.
"Really, don't you men all have the habit of being women's elders?"
While muttering, Wei Zixi stretched out his hand and gently wrapped Gu Bai's head.
Sniffing the faint scent of the opponent's body, Gu Bai moved his butt a few times, and finally put his head on the opponent's smooth and white thigh.
"You don't understand. What we men are after is a sense of conquest. Why didn't I find out last night? You're actually quite predictable."
Gu Bai explained solemnly, and at the same time looked up, unexpectedly found that he couldn't see the other party's chin
This is outrageous!
"That's a matter of angle, okay?"
Gently pinching Gu Bai's nose, Wei Zixi explained in a tone like a big sister.
giao!
Being teased like this, Gu Bai almost lost his mind.
This warm big sister is absolutely poisonous!
(End of this chapter)
"Drink more of this porridge. I asked the hotel to cook this porridge specially to replenish blood."
Gu Bai saw Wei Zixi who was slowly moving to the edge of the dining table, and pushed a bowl of porridge at the right temperature in front of him.
"Thank you, Mr. Gu"
Sitting down opposite Gu Bai, Wei Zixi thanked him softly.
"Mr. Gu? Didn't you call me that last night? Is this the legendary denial after the fact?"
Gu Bai pretended to be unbelievable, and said in a tone of being eaten up.
It's fine not to say this, but Wei Zixi can think of what happened last night when he said it.
Then, unsurprisingly, her cheeks turned red.
"He kept claiming that it was his first time to kill someone, but he turned out to be more proficient in killing than anyone else. It's really bad."
He muttered something in his heart, but did not directly respond to the question about the title.
I don't know what I was thinking last night, but I actually called him.
"Well, are we going to see the house next?"
After breakfast, Wei Zixi glanced at the time displayed on the phone, and asked in a slightly hoarse voice.
It was okay not to speak loudly just now, but when the voice is louder, many things will be revealed.
"Don't talk if you have a bad throat. Don't get an infection. Cancel the plan to see the house today. Your current state is not suitable for going out. You should stay in the hotel for a day today."
Gu Bai stuffed the last bit of fried dough sticks in his hand into his mouth, took a sip of soy milk, and after swallowing it all, he said calmly.
Although it was said that if Gu Bai really wanted to run out in a daze, Wei Zixi would follow without hesitation, but he didn't think it was necessary.
If this little secretary is not necessary, Gu Bai does not intend to change it.
So the care that should be given to the other party should still be given.
Finding a relatively comfortable position, Gu Bai lazily lay on the sofa, took out his phone and habitually turned on Douyu Live.
These days, whenever Gu Bai picks up his phone, the first thing he does is to show some anchors a rocket.
Of course, in order to avoid the system saying that he is doing charity, he usually lets female anchors perform their talents.
Even if you don't have much talent, you can do radio gymnastics.
If you want to say that you can't do radio gymnastics, then I'm sorry, you may not be able to grasp the money.
As the saying goes: A good lady depends on live broadcast.
Gu Bai didn't know if his behavior was a way of giving warmth to them who were struggling to find jobs.
"However, will it be suspected of price gouging?"
Thinking like this, the Douyu APP popped up an update prompt, without thinking too much, Gu Bai thought it was a routine maintenance, reached out and clicked the update.
After waiting for a while, the software was updated, and Gu Bai continued his plan of doing good deeds every day.
After searching for a few minutes, Gu Bai still couldn't find those familiar anchors from his previous life.
After swiping casually a few times, Gu Bai finally clicked on a live broadcast room of a news anchor.
And his live broadcast room is playing a short video in a loop.
The person in the short video is the richest man in the world
Why is this video so familiar?
Just when Gu Bai was full of doubts, a sentence came to Gu Bai and Wei Zixi's ears through the speaker of the mobile phone.
"First set a small goal that can be achieved, for example, I will earn him [-] million first!"
It's this video
"Tsk tsk, these words are really quite enough for Versailles, and I'm not afraid of the big tree attracting the wind."
Gu Bai clicked his tongue twice, feeling worried about the future of this handsome man in his heart.
According to Gu Bai's memory, those who liked to talk eloquently in front of the stage in his previous life were all carried away.
On the contrary, those who made a fortune silently and rarely showed their faces in public have survived in peace.
"It seems that it is better for me to keep a low profile in the future."
At most, he would spend a little time in Shanghai, but he would never say something like "I'm not interested in money" in public.
After habitually clicking on the gift column, Gu Bai discovered that the original gift structure had changed.
"I just raised my opinion yesterday, but I actually added two gifts today? Isn't this efficiency a little too fast?"
I don't know how much hair the programmers of Douyu have lost.
After a moment of silence for the programmers, Gu Bai began to study the characteristics of these two gifts.
These two gifts are [-] one super rocket and [-] one rocket group.
After taking a look at the gift effect introduced on it, in fact, the effect of the rocket group is similar to that of the super rocket, the only difference is the duration of the two.
The most important thing is that Gu Bai discovered that the rockets are not sent one by one, Gu Bai can input a number and let it send rhythmically.
"This is simply tailor-made for lazy people like me."
Without any hesitation, Gu Bai casually filled in a ten
In the next second, with the appearance of special effects that looked good, the live broadcast rooms on all platforms were filled with rockets.
A group of rockets can fly for ten seconds, ten is more than 100 seconds, and this wave of rockets takes more than one minute to fly.
"Swiping presents is finally not tiring."
Putting down his hand, the corners of Gu Bai's mouth curled up slightly, and he nodded in satisfaction.
And this live broadcast room was also crowded with people who were summoned by Gu Bai's Rocket Rain.
When Gu Bai felt that he was having fun swiping money, he didn't realize that his behavior would speed up the spread of the video in the live broadcast room.
After watching for a few seconds the barrage that exploded because of this news, Wei Zixi's voice came from Gu Bai's ear.
"Mr. Gu"
"You still call me Mr. Gu? Are you really itchy? You can either call me by my name directly, or call me."
In the end, Gu Bai showed a meaningful smile to Wei Zixi who was sitting beside him.
"Gu Bo."
Without any hesitation, Wei Zixi called Gu Bai's name directly.
Just kidding, some words can only be used on specific occasions, if she was asked to say these two words, Wei Zixi said that she couldn't say them out.
"Really, don't you men all have the habit of being women's elders?"
While muttering, Wei Zixi stretched out his hand and gently wrapped Gu Bai's head.
Sniffing the faint scent of the opponent's body, Gu Bai moved his butt a few times, and finally put his head on the opponent's smooth and white thigh.
"You don't understand. What we men are after is a sense of conquest. Why didn't I find out last night? You're actually quite predictable."
Gu Bai explained solemnly, and at the same time looked up, unexpectedly found that he couldn't see the other party's chin
This is outrageous!
"That's a matter of angle, okay?"
Gently pinching Gu Bai's nose, Wei Zixi explained in a tone like a big sister.
giao!
Being teased like this, Gu Bai almost lost his mind.
This warm big sister is absolutely poisonous!
(End of this chapter)
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