Meiman: Filming can make you stronger

Chapter 169 Three Women's Secret Room Game

"Dracula of Sherlock Holmes" starred Andy, Jacqueline, Aniston and Angelina. Because of Pete's withdrawal, the plot of this movie has changed a lot.

Angelina, as an archaeologist on the bright side and a tomb digger behind the scenes, found a long-standing manor in order to steal an ancient tomb. The owner of the manor is the Duchess played by Aniston. In order to get close to Aniston , Angelina pretends to be Lala
Aniston finally took her back to the manor, where she met Aniston’s female bodyguard, Jacqueline, who was very conscientious and never left the manor. On the first day Angelina came, she went to steal and dig the tomb of the manor. , As a result, I met a vampire in the ancient tomb. The vampire survived several bullets, but Angelina also escaped smoothly.

The gunshots alarmed the police. Andy, a detective, was hired to investigate and found that two maids were dead in the manor. The maids had canine teeth wounds and bled to death. After the investigation, the stubborn Andy came to harass the place every day, and was seduced by Aniston, Jacqueline and Angelen successively.

Andy discovered many secrets, for example, Angelina's identity as a tomb robber, Jacqueline had an affair with Aniston, and more importantly, Andy discovered that Aniston's ancestor was very unusual, it turned out to be the legendary Van Helsing, And Jacqueline's ancestor turned out to be Dracula.

Andy went to the church to ask the priest for advice. The priest found out the story of the year when Dracula ravaged Europe. In order to deal with Dracula, Van Helsing asked the Son of Light to descend to destroy Dracula. He didn't return to the heaven, but stayed in the human world, and he didn't know what the purpose was.

Detectives, grave robbers, vampires, lesbians, and intricate stories in between
The most important plot for Andy is: In the end, the ancient tomb was opened by Angelina, and it turned out to be Dracula's dormant place inside. Dracula was awakened and started killing, and Jacqueline attacked Dracula for Aniston Ra became the highest level of undead vampire.

After Jacqueline became demonized, she began to riot, bit Andy to death, and then Andy transformed into the Son of Light and illuminated the whole world
This story sounds clichéd, especially in the end when Andy suddenly becomes the Son of Light, which is similar to the plot of a Xiangjiang writer who encounters unsolvable problems in his writing and pushes them to aliens.

However, if Director Stephen controls the rhythm, it shouldn't be a big problem. The two specially pondered the details and set up countless small foreshadowings to make the ending of Andy's incarnation as the Son of Light not so abrupt.

Moreover, the pictures are all in the style of "Van Helsing", and the sense of substitution is very strong. As for looking up ancient books and discovering Dracula's secret, it imitated the Wanwan movie "Double Eyes".

Anyway, it is a standard suspense movie, in which various details reveal the existence of gods, and Andy is very confident in this movie.

As long as the skill "Boundless Light" is obtained, Andy dares to drink two cups when he sees Dormammu.

The plot has changed a lot, so the name of the movie has also changed, "The Exploration of the Secret Room of Three Women and a Man".

In the afternoon, when the latest commercial of the Ford Raptor was launched, "Three Women and One Man" also held a press conference. The interview with the main creator is over.

Andy is in the middle, Jacqueline and Aniston are on the left, and Angelina and Director Stephen are on the right.

After Stephen blah blah for a while, Andy started to talk as a producer.

"This movie is taken from the classic Dracula legend. I think the legend must also develop, so with the story of Dracula's descendants, please look forward to it. Now you can start asking questions."

This kind of suspense movie is different from other movies. If you reveal a little more, it will hurt the movie, so Andy finished speaking, and then a bunch of them continued to put the microphone on Andy's mouth.

"Andy, can you tell me how you felt after you were fired from The Big Bang?"

Andy was expressionless: "I don't have feelings, and it's best not to ask questions about things that have nothing to do with this movie."

"Andy, some people think that Dracula exists like a Norse god. Are you not afraid that Dracula will find you when you make this movie?"

Andy hehe: "Maybe Dracula is real, but don't forget, I have a good friend named Saul."

Dracula had already been burned by Andy and the ashes were thrown into the aftermath river. Andy didn't know if he would be revived by bugs, but with Andy's current strength, it only took one round to break his neck.

As for whether Dracula will attack the Sacred Valley, Andy doesn't think it matters. Johnny is always in the Sacred Valley, and Dracula will not be able to pass the level of Ghost Rider.

"Andy, how did you convince three actresses to join your movie? Are you not afraid of delaying your movie?"

The others glanced at the Washington Post reporter dissatisfied. Normally, on such occasions, one reporter asks one question, but this guy asked the hottest question at once, which is too disruptive of the rules.

"Hehe, I said it's my personal charm, do you believe me?"

Of course, this group of people didn't believe it, so they extended their microphones to other people.

Jacqueline: "I'm just doing it for Andy's sake. As for someone, hehe, I'm familiar with him inside and out. As long as Andy is around, I won't deliberately exclude her."

Aniston: "This role is very challenging, and Andy gave enough, so I came, and Julie and I have become good friends since we filmed an advertisement in Hawaii last time."

Only Angelina could understand Jacqueline and Aniston's talk about tigers and wolves. She rolled her eyes and said, "I'm very dedicated. Andy gave me the position of heroine, so I will definitely make it right. exclude others."

When they said this, Jacqueline and Aniston's faces immediately darkened. They were talking about the three heroines before, but now they were called the female supporting roles in public. How could this be tolerated, so they all looked at Andy in unison.

Andy: "I'll interrupt, please don't get me wrong, since this movie is called Three Women and One Man, then there are three heroines, and Julie is talking about other supporting roles."

When Andy was fooling around, he told everyone that the other party was the protagonist, and he dragged on until now, even if he knew the three heroines, so what, Andy didn't believe that someone would turn their backs and leave. Isn't this just a confession.

Anyway, after Andy finished speaking, the three actresses all snorted and stopped talking.

"Jennifer, just now you said that you and Julie were filming commercials in Hawaii, what kind of commercials can invite you two actresses to endorse together?"

Aniston: "A car ad just went live, didn't you all pay attention?"

As soon as this was said, everyone present took out their mobile phones and started searching. Less than half an hour after the advertisement went live, it became a hot search and was easily searched.

Many reporters can only be dumbfounded!

I thought that a certain fashion brand invited two people to endorse, but I didn't expect it to be a car advertisement in which a man chooses three women. In the end, they are wearing bikinis together and basking in the sun in Hawaii!

What a plot!
"Excuse me, did you get contacted by an advertiser?"

Aniston said hehe: "Of course not, it was Andy who contacted me."

After the words fell, everyone looked at Andy differently.

Andy should change his name to Huang Cao Thief!

Now these four appear in the same crew again, and the name of the movie is "The Exploration of the Secret Room of Three Women and a Man", what is this for?
Do you want to record some of his collecting habits in this way!

After a few seconds of silence at the scene, a bold reporter finally asked, "Andy, did you do something rebellious?"

Andy: "What sport?"

Reporter: "You know what I'm thinking, I know you know what I'm thinking but you're pretending not to know."

Andy: "Hehe, regular journalists don't make up random stories, but the plot you have in mind may appear in this movie, and you must buy tickets to support us when the time comes!"

To be honest, even if Andy has seen all kinds of plots, the scene in Hawaii is the first time in his life. After all, three famous Hollywood actresses have status blessings, and it is worth remembering for a long time.

Less than an hour after the press conference, the news from various reporters had all been written and published.

"Shocking, Andy Wong, Angelina, Aniston and Jacqueline filming commercials and movies together, had a great time."

"The news I saw today made me only say sorry to Pete. Andy Huang not only wields a hoe but also hugs a rake. He has too much appetite."

"Andy Huang invented the film harem selection style. Is this a loss of morality or the power of a master?"

"To make the three actresses give up their hatred and cooperate can only have greater benefits. Andy Huang once again demonstrated his extraordinary ability."

"Andy Huang hates Pete to the bone, and specially made a movie to record the stories of him and Pete's three women."

These are still a bit of morality, and many of them directly start to make up, even the details of Andy and the three actresses in Hawaii, such as clockwise or counterclockwise, are vividly described.

Andy didn't intend to pay any attention to these news. Originally, the movie press conference was just to get some attention, but now there is no need to pay public relations fees to have these reporters working hard to promote it. It's too profitable.

"Andy, I'm Professor Ciro. I'm writing to tell you that both of your papers have been accepted. Among them, the sow's farrowing paper has been accepted by the sub-journal of Nature Physics, and the paper on Asgard Space has been accepted by the main issue of Nature." Accepted and will be used as the cover article of 2013 (10), congratulations!

As your corresponding author, I need to remind you that the cover article of nature is a very important thing. You will receive the attention of many people in the industry. I hope you will continue to apply for my doctoral students here. We will definitely provide a full scholarship .

There are two attachments, one is the certificate of acceptance notice, and the other is the materials required for applying for a Ph.D. in physics at Caltech. Please fill it out as required and send it to me as soon as possible. "

After the play, Andy received an email notification, somewhat excited.

I heard that the "Big Bang" crew hired an actor named Ashton Kutcher to replace him. This actor also replaced Charlie Sheen in "Two and a Half Men" before.

There is no dissatisfaction with this actor Andy, he responded to the crew.

So, Andy immediately took screenshots of the acceptance notices of the two papers and posted them on Twitter with a postscript: "Some people said that I am a community college graduate who is talking about physics indiscriminately. I thought about it. I am a professional. What about arguing with ordinary people? If I look at this group of people more than once, I will lose.

Wouldn't it be nice to study physical phenomena and write a few articles on nature when I have time? In addition, I am about to apply for a Ph.D. in physics at Caltech. If it goes well, I should be able to catch up with the admission this fall. "

Andy was already on the top searches today, and his every move was followed, let alone tweeted.

It was half an hour after I returned to the hotel where I was resting. At this time, this tweet had already received millions of likes, [-] retweets, and [-] comments. Among them, the official account of "The Big Bang Theory" was the most tweeted.

"Well, to start with the conclusion, I'm going to be witnessing the fall of the greatest show since Friends this year.

As a doctor of science and engineering, I have checked these two papers, and they have indeed been published online. The author is definitely Andy Huang, and the corresponding author is Professor Ciro of Caltech. The research is so deep, but I prefer to watch things like this.

If Andy Huang enrolls successfully, he will become the only real Ph.D. in physics in the "Big Bang" crew. Wrong, it was once. He has now been expelled by you for the reason of civil science physics. Hahaha, this drama is still Inspirational drama, purely reduced to YY drama.

How ironic! "

This is the most liked comment, and the commenter's certification is a PhD in Mechanical Power and Engineering from Michigan.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Say important things three times!
Andy Huang is the most popular film and television personality in the past two years. He is known as the inspirational idol of the younger generation. He is also friends with people like Sol Stark, and now he can still publish high-quality physics papers.

Is this something that a carbon-based organism can do!
It is suggested that the crew of "Big Bang" hit the fake hammer Andy Huang in the end, otherwise, will there be a way for me to wait for the salted fish? "

This reviewer is certified as a Harvard Ph.D. in Modern Linguistics.

In Pasadena, the crew of "The Big Bang Theory" had a weird atmosphere. Both the actors and the crew were careless in their work, and everyone looked at the embarrassed Ashton from time to time.

When Ashton took over from Charlie Sheen last time, he had both good and bad reviews. This time when he replaced Andy to play Andy, he was under a lot of pressure. Today, such a big thing happened again. Countless people gave him sympathetic eyes. Saw countless taunts from the audience.

want to resign
Director Mark and producer Chuck Lowry hadn't come out of the office for a long time, and the quarrels from time to time cast a shadow over everyone's hearts.

Petunia, the most courageous one, pulled Leonard to hang around the door of the office, and the quarrel inside was heard intermittently.

"Chuck, I didn't agree to replace Andy before, but now something happened and you asked me to find a way! Can I get Nature to withdraw? Do you think I'm Einstein?"

"Calm down, Mark! I just want you to have a private conversation with Andy to see if there's any room for it. It's best for him to make a statement saying that the reason why the crew fired him was because of his acting."

"Idiot! Andy Huang is a small character at your disposal? He is bigger than you now! Can you block him or what? Why should he care about you now?"

"Mark! Now is not the time to quarrel! This matter must be dealt with properly. If it is impossible to pay Andy a fee, I don't believe that Andy will have trouble with the money."

"Chuck, you still don't get it. I'm now convinced that Andy is willing to come to the crew even if it's free, even if he likes physics. Otherwise, it's only [-] dollars to shoot an episode with his position? I don't think giving money will do it. solve."

"Then go to the woman, did Penny and Bernadette go through Andy's room at night? Let the two of them go to Andy."

Hearing this, Leonard looked at Penny with resentment on his face. When Daddario and Upton were looking for Andy, Penny and Bernadette went in to discuss the script together. He was the witness. All sad.

As for Petunia, anger flashed across her face.

Bang!Kicked open the door directly.

"Bastard! What do you mean!"

(End of this chapter)