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Chapter 1 The Pure Land Here

Pay attention, this man is called Xiaoshuai!
He was tying the rope tightly to a pure gold lotus lamp, aiming at the top of his head, throwing it towards the hole above...

Ouyang Rong felt that if this was really someone else's prank on him - using a hidden camera to shoot amateurs, then the way everyone would know him in the near future would probably be to meet him with this set of opening words.

"Let me tell you, I don't care if it's a vulgar prank, or a ghost dreaming on the bed, or it's really the pure land of bliss... No one can stop me from going back to take the postgraduate entrance examination!"

Ouyang Rong squatted on the edge of a lotus stone platform and bowed his head, his dry lips muttered, his eyes were fixed on the golden lotus lamp in his hand, and he was seriously tightening the knot.

This is a claustrophobic underground palace. There are some faded murals on the four walls, and a half-meter-high rosette with a waist and an upturned position is placed on the ground in the center.

Other than that it was empty.

The only source of light was a circular opening in the ceiling ten meters above it, about the size of a manhole cover.

This also seemed to be the only exit of the underground palace. A beam of gray moonlight slanted down from it, just falling on the young man squatting on the lotus pedestal regardless of his image.

"I have been preparing for the battle for a year from four to ten in the morning, and I will go to the battlefield this weekend. Do you think that falling into a well can trap me? Not even the Buddha's well! I tell you, it's impossible!"

Ouyang Rong checked the knot for the last time, licked his chapped lips, and jumped up on the lotus pedestal with a 'teng'.

Holding the rope tightly with one hand, and holding the heavy golden lotus lamp with the other, he raised his head and stared at the 'well mouth' that he had been longing to see for a long time.

There is no well hole that cannot be dug out, only those who climb the postgraduate entrance examination!
But Ouyang Rong didn't act immediately after the chicken blood.

He suddenly turned his head and greeted the darkness behind him: "Hey, come and help me too, I will rescue you when I go up."

He is not the only one in this claustrophobic underground palace.

In the dark place not illuminated by the moonlight, there are three groups of black shadows:

A sitting monk, very tall, piled up there like a hill.

The gray monk's robe was torn, his face was haggard, and his age could not be seen.

An old Taoist priest leaning against the wall sat on the ground with his legs spread out like a dustpan.

The whole person is huddled in a large black-feathered crane cloak like a water monkey, wrapping his arms tightly, as if afraid of the cold.

Only a pointed head was exposed, with a childlike face and white hair, and a Daoist Hunyuan scarf covered his head with silver threads.

There is also a girl who hugs her knees and buries her face. She is already slender, but wearing an ancient Han skirt makes her look even thinner.

This is also the quietest one in the underground palace.

Just after waking up, Ouyang Rong approached her to talk to her, but the girl didn't utter a word, but a pair of eyes like a stream of autumn water flashed through the gap between her knees and thin arms.

At this moment, Ouyang Rong stood tossing in the moonlight, and the slender girl's slender eyes leaked from her arms again, watching him silently.

Ouyang Rong scanned the three strange-looking people again, no matter how they looked at them, he didn't think they were graduate students, but he still couldn't help muttering: "You really don't want to go out?"

But in exchange for three looks like looking at a fool.

"Can not Go Out!"

Hearing the word "go out", the haggard monk trembled uncontrollably as if he had just been fished out of the North Sea under the ice.

"What?"

The withered monk pointed to the ground with one hand and the sky with the other, "This is the pure land of lotus flowers, and above is the endless hell!"

"If I fail the exam, it will indeed be hell." Ouyang Rong nodded and turned around.

The monk still couldn't bear it, and the Buddha sang to remind him: "Namo Amitabha, benefactor, if you go up, you will be eaten by evil things immediately."

"Don't his mother go out looking for death." Old Taoist He Yuqiu also sneered, then paused again, "If you're looking for death, don't take us with you."

"..." Ouyang Rong.

Is it pancakes, you guys?

He held back, swallowed the words, and shook his head.

Sure enough, those who still believe in religion in this day and age are a bit of a godsend, not as good as the girls who are in the Han clothing circle.

Glancing at the slender girl who was still silent, Ouyang Rong turned his head decisively and began to throw the golden lotus lantern towards the round hole above.

He tried to call for help not long ago, but he didn't know whether it was because the underground palace was too deep, or because there was no one in the night, and there was no movement outside.

"I can't drag it on any longer." I haven't finished reciting the words yet.

Ouyang Rong remembers watching a survival video in the wild when he was cooking. In it, a person who fell into a deep pit tied a heavy object with one end of a long rope, and then threw it out of the pit and got entangled in a tree trunk. He was rescued successfully. .

"I remember that before I fell, there were two incense burners to cheat coins." The young man who took the postgraduate entrance examination calmly analyzed.

Right now, the lotus lantern he picked up in his hand, I don't know if it is real gold or painted with gold lacquer, after weighing it, it seems to be quite precious.

But...whatever, even cultural relics are useless, the lives of the people and postgraduate entrance examinations are more important, and the 'people' are requisitioned!

I see.

For the first time, he missed and hit the ground.

The second time, I hit it and threw it out!
But when he pulled it, he slid back out of the hole.

The third time, change direction, miss...

At this time, the withered monk clasped his hands together, showing palpitations on his face:

"Why did the benefactor insist on going his own way, and finally ascended to this pure land, so as not to fall into that Avici Hell again."

"There are all kinds of evil things all over the place, and there are all kinds of evil karma. There are waves that drown the mountains and fields, there are fierce fires that fill the ten directions, there are poisonous gases that fill the heavens and the earth, and there are evil winds that destroy everything..."

"Stop rambling." Old Taoist Hekeqiu changed his sitting posture into cross-legged meditation, and at the same time moved a little farther away from Ouyang Rong, he said impatiently: "Good words are hard to persuade, damn it, great mercy can't save you from death .”

The young man who was about to throw another postgraduate entrance examination suddenly froze, lowered his eyes and looked silently at the strange Confucian robe he had been deliberately ignoring all this time.

This was not the suit he had been wearing before he fell off.

boom -

There was a faint sound of thunder suddenly outside the underground palace, and before there was a reaction, the night rain fell.

Ouyang Rong raised his head, the raindrops hit his blue eyelids.

No matter how he looked at it, he felt that this round hole was like a manhole cover—the one that made him slip and fall.

This matter is a bit convoluted.

Ouyang Rong was originally a postgraduate entrance examination dog in World War II. The examination was approaching. When he was diving in a small group called "Gentlemen Entrance Examination Group (Girls are not allowed to enter)", he heard from his friends that there was a Donglin Temple in the suburbs. The two businesses of praying for marriage and fate are very skilled, and there are so many people who come from all over the world to pay their wishes every year...

I went to inquire again, and it turned out that there is a century-old wishing tower in this temple, and there is a blessing bell inside. After accumulating enough merit, you can get blessings by knocking on it, and your wishes will come true.

Ouyang Rong is actually skeptical about this, but is it true that the anxiety of young people is really so great that the Buddha knows it?The Buddha really took this business...

Moreover, he really needs these two projects, and it really hits the itch.

Let's take it as a sincere heart.

So early that morning, Ouyang Rong took a taxi to Donglin Temple with sharp eyes of criticism, and when he went to the place to see, good guy, Mr. Mo Dao went early, and even Mr. Xing early, the queue to enter the temple was all lined up. At the foot of the mountain, in front of him were all his peers who looked down and swiped their phones in the cold wind.

Waking up so early, I can see that I am an old postgraduate student, and I don’t forget to read the test papers after queuing up... Ouyang Rong sighed. Just as he was about to take out his mobile phone, a little monk pinched a QR code between his fingers and poked him In front of the nose, ask him to sweep it.

Ouyang Rong took a look and found that he scanned the QR code to download an APP called 'Gongde Tower'.

This Donglin Temple is quite humane, allowing benefactors who have no time to line up to ring the bell directly online without leaving home. It is true that the care of benefactors has reached the prostate of all temples across the country.

At that time, Ouyang Rong didn't talk nonsense. After downloading, he immediately turned around and left. The time of graduate students is very precious.

On the way back, he did some research and quickly figured out the little app.

Click into this merit tower, there is mainly an electronic wooden fish and a blessing clock inside.

The electronic wooden fish can be manually clicked to ring, and the merit will be +1 when knocked once. There is also a warm counter on the top.

As for the most important blessing clock, which can make wishes come true, you need to accumulate [-] merit points to ring once.

What is even more devilish is that this APP even comes with the background music of "The Great Compassion Curse", which cannot be turned off...

"Knock on the electronic wooden fish, accumulate cyber merit, receive mechanical blessings, ascend to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and see the mecha Buddha, right? I'm familiar with this." Ouyang Rong is confident.

By the way, in the lower right corner of the application, there is also an option of 'donate money for merit within a limited time', but Ouyang Rong ignored it directly, let's do it next time...forget it, it may not be the next time.

Don't be a benefactor of krypton gold, you can only be crazy. Don't look at Ouyang Rong's postgraduate entrance examination words are still hesitant to abandon, but in terms of his hands-on ability, he has been a full-level human since he was a child.

When I was young, as long as I picked up a slightly straight wooden stick for him, there would not be a flower or plant as tall as his waist within a ten-mile radius of my house; any dog ​​passing by would be hit with two sticks; Don't even think about saving tadpoles.

So that night, Ouyang Rong used motors, gears, chopsticks, and rubber to fiddle with a physical connector, and placed it and his mobile phone on the bedside table to make meritorious deeds. After reciting the words leisurely, he fell asleep listening to the Great Compassion Mantra .

As a result, he was banned the next day.

"..." Can't afford it?
Ouyang never thought that this small outsourced app would have an anti-cheat mechanism.

In the early morning of the second day, he went to Donglin Temple again indignantly, wanting to discuss with them... Well, in fact, he wanted to pretend to be innocent and see if he could unblock them.

But when he got to the place, there was the familiar long queue again, so he went straight up the mountain to see if there was another door to go.

As a result, halfway along the way, the group that liked diving before was a very upright postgraduate entrance examination group, and another dog group friend posted a picture of Zhang Haoran's uprightness.

Also post in broad daylight?Ouyang Rong subconsciously double-clicked to zoom in and took a look, but it was this greedy look that made him not pay attention when he just turned the corner, his feet were empty, and his eyes went dark...

……

Ouyang Rong stood on the lotus seat and vigorously wiped the rainwater off his face.

Judging from the last few frames in his memory, he should have stumbled and fallen into an uncovered well in the temple.

It's just weird that when Ouyang Rongyou woke up, he found himself lying on his back on the cold and hard lotus seat at his feet.

His mobile phone and down jacket were all gone, and he couldn't find it after searching the underground palace. Instead, he was replaced by an unfamiliar white shirt.

In addition, a white gauze was wrapped around his forehead, as if wiping his forehead, covering a not-so-small bruise, which was still aching even at this moment.

Fortunately, it only fell on the forehead, not the face.

And he is very familiar with his own face. Although the underground palace is so dark that he couldn't find a mirror, but after he roughly touched it, he found that it was probably not wrong, unless Hu Ge or Guan Xi was reborn.

If it weren't for this ironclad evidence, I would have almost believed the nonsense of that withered monk and old Taoist Crane Mantle Qiu.

No longer entangled with his clothes, he only hesitated for a moment in the rain, and Ouyang Rong continued to throw.

Halfway through he changed direction twice.

at last!

In the tenth throw, the golden lotus lantern thrown out of the hole was not pulled back by him again, and the steady resistance was transmitted from the straight rope to Ouyang Rong's skinned tiger's mouth.

With a happy face, he wiped his face vigorously, spit out two mouthfuls of muddy water in his mouth, and began to climb up the rope regardless of his appearance.

The haggard monk, old man Qiu Qiu and the slender girl behind him all stared at him intently.

At a distance of about ten meters, someone is like a small earthworm climbing a wall, "arching" upwards.

The posture was a bit indecent, and it made him blush a little under the watchful eyes of everyone, especially in front of that Hanfu girl.

But the dog's life is important, whether he is handsome or not will not be discussed until he goes ashore.

Soon, Ouyang Rong climbed up most of the way against the rain. At this time, he could touch the rock at the mouth of the well with his hand, and suddenly he smelled a familiar sandalwood.

Sure enough, it is still in the temple!Ouyang Rong breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, he suddenly found that the moon above which was half blocked by dark clouds trembled.

Does the moon shiver too?This is the first three seconds, the first reaction in Ouyang Rong's brain.

But soon, it was discovered that it was not.

Trembling... is the whole underground palace, and him.

Ouyang Rong was so frightened that he quickly hugged the rope tightly in his arms.

The sound of the rain above his head suddenly became louder, and the wind became stronger. The rain falling from above became obliquely falling from left to right.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of water came from outside, which was different from the ebb and flow of sea water. To Ouyang Rong's ears, the sound of water was like the roar of a train approaching from far away, as if it was coming from the end of the horizon , all the flowers, birds, animals, mountains and forests along the way were swept away, and the whole world trembled.

Ouyang Rong finally understood the true meaning of the words 'the earth shakes and the mountains shake' and 'the sky and the earth change color'.

It's a pity that it was exchanged for the buttocks.

The lotus golden lantern that was thrown out slipped back, and Ouyang Rong, who was temporarily deaf, fell together and fell back to reality again...

I don't know how long it took, but all the uproar suddenly returned to calm.

The rain from left to right has changed back to falling from top to bottom.

Ouyang Rong sat on the cold ground of the underground palace, his whole body was wet.

There was a broken half of the lotus lantern on the ground beside him, and the other half flew to the corner of the wall, and various colored pearls and stones were scattered all over the ground.

Ouyang Rong's upper body still kept the posture of holding the rope tightly, and he looked up at the round hole that looked like a manhole cover in a daze.

Just now, at the place closest to the entrance of the cave, he not only heard the roar of the mountain torrent and the howling of the wind, but also faintly heard...the wailing of many people.

There was a big flood outside, at least it was a torrent that roared for hundreds of miles, and it might even be similar to the Jehovah's world-destroying flood in the Old Testament.

Weak individuals are not worth mentioning in front of this kind of power... the same goes for the postgraduate entrance examination.

Silent for a long time.

"Well, what did you just say?"

Ouyang Rong, who was looking up, suddenly spoke without looking back.

Not far behind him, the haggard monk with a calm face made another gesture of pointing to the ground with one hand and the sky with the other.

"Benefactor, this place is the pure land of lotus flowers, and above is the endless hell!"

Ouyang Rong hesitated to speak.

In fact, the question was about "there are waves that do not drown the mountains...there are evil winds that destroy everything", but forget it...

A certain materialist young man turned his head solemnly, and sincerely asked, "What's the name of the eminent monk?"

"..." The haggard monk.

"..." Crane Cloak Qiu said.

"..." A slender girl.

(End of this chapter)