Alliance: I really didn't mess around!
Chapter 35 Handstand Diarrhea?
Chapter 35 Handstand Diarrhea?
For the next few days, Chen Dongqing continued to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds every day as usual, killing wildly.
Then when the training match started, I immediately switched modes, still quacking C, which made several teammates feel a little bit embarrassed, but at the same time couldn't understand.
But fortunately, he has more wins than losses in training matches, so no one will talk about him.The atmosphere in the team is also relaxed and comfortable.
Then came January 1th.
Tactics coach Banbazi stood in the middle of the training room and said, "Next, I will announce the starting lineup for facing WE tomorrow."
Everyone in the team looked normal, and there was nothing to say about the starting list.
Lin Weixiang is the only substitute in the team, but even Lin Weixiang knows that he has to learn from behind for a while. Compared with Uzi, there is still a clear gap in his current ability, so he has no hope at all.
"Ilex in the top lane, mlxg in the jungle, Doinb in the mid lane, Uzi and Crisp in the bottom lane."
"This is your first official game since the establishment of the team. I hope you can hit the ground running tomorrow and get off to a good start!"
January 1th, the first day of the regular season of the 14 LPL Spring Split.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Chen Dongqing rubbed her eyes, feeling a little sleepy.
Because it was finally time to play the game, I was inevitably a little excited last night, and I didn't fall asleep until one o'clock in the morning.
He kicked on the cotton slippers and stood up, directly lifting the quilt on the adjacent bed.
"Damn it's so cold." Although the air conditioner was on in the room, Xiangguo was only wearing a pair of underwear. In this winter, the quilt was suddenly lifted, and he was too cold.
But anyway, the drowsiness is gone.
This was a helpless move after the incense pot was deducted 500 yuan three times. He entrusted Chen Dongqing to wake him up even if he kicked him.
Otherwise, his salary is not enough.
Chen Dongqing picked up the water cup by the bed and took a sip of water to relieve the dryness of the air conditioner all night, then folded the quilt again.
Folding the quilt is the second rule Park Yunlong set for them. If they don't fold the quilt when they get up, they will also be deducted money.
Of course, Park Yunlong didn't stipulate what shape to fold, as long as it is stacked.
In addition, there are also things like requiring the players to maintain a certain amount of exercise. Although there are many requirements, they are all for the players to develop in a good direction.
If Uzi had stayed in QG back then, maybe he wouldn't have diabetes.
After washing and putting on clothes, shoes and socks, Chen Dongqing slowly went downstairs to the training room.
At this time, Coach Park had already settled down in the training room, and Doinb was also sitting in his seat. He came early today, but he didn't start LOL, but was on the phone.
Chen Dongqing knew at a glance that the call was with his girlfriend again. This is a normal state of Doinb. People who are in love can't stop calling.
When he was on vacation before, he often stayed out at night, and he didn't know why he went there.
Chen Dongqing, on the other hand, sat straight in front of the computer, planning to play a few rounds of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds to prepare for the game in the afternoon.
The last few days belonged to rehabilitation training after the holiday, and the intensity of training matches was higher than usual, so Chen Dongqing's pace of earning points was delayed a lot.
But the problem is not big, his attributes are barely enough now.
Immediately afterwards, the rest of the team members also entered the arena one after another. Now everyone's biological clock has been basically developed, and there are very few latecomers.
Linko walked in after a while and reminded: "Don't forget to bring your spring team uniforms, and put them on as soon as you enter the stadium. If you don't wear your team uniforms in front of the cameras, you will be fined by the league. But it’s more than five hundred.”
All the team members nodded to express their understanding, and Lin Weixiang suddenly asked: "Do I need to wear it?"
"Need! Substitutes will be fined if they don't wear team uniforms"
Chen Dongqing said: "I just put on the spring team uniform inside, and I just take off the cotton-padded jacket when I enter the air-conditioned room."
The owner of the club QG is quite rich, and the cost of building the team this year is not high, so there is only one advertisement on the team uniform
The team uniform is a clean white sportswear, with the QG logo printed on it, the left arm has two words "stance" printed on it, and the Douyu TV logo is printed on the right hand, which is also considered a part of the team uniform. Clear stream.
It's meaningless to sharpen your guns before the battle. The coaching staff did not arrange a training match for the team to practice, but let the players adjust their own state. The time soon came to noon.
The cafeteria aunt invited by the club cooked a table of sumptuous meals, and everyone ate [-]% full and stopped eating.
The game starts at [-]:[-] pm. Of course, there is nothing wrong with eating normally, but you can't eat too much.
Soon it was time to start, and everyone returned to the training room to take off their mouse and keyboard and put them in their backpacks, and then boarded the bus to the stadium together.
Chen Dongqing was sitting by the window with her schoolbag in her arms, still a little nervous inside.
After all, today's game is very important. Strictly speaking, this is actually the first official game of his career. He didn't play a game in LGD last year, and he was always on the bench.
He took out the earphones from his pocket and put them on, then turned on the music player and clicked on a song by Milk Tea Lun, then turned on the anti-stress bar and went shopping.
Today is the start day of the Spring Split, and there are a lot less stickers, and many people are discussing things related to the event.
[How do you evaluate the coming Wutian Buddha War? 】
Today's opening match is a re-enactment of last year's LPL Summer Finals, with EDG playing against LGD.
There are many comments below.
【Last year, EDG couldn't compete with LGD. Do you still want to win when Marin comes this year?Climb]
[You thought LGD was still the same as last summer?No one will be able to use the waste from the top sixteen]
【Haha, it's great that you were beaten four to zero by FNC? 】
[Being four to zero is also the top eight, isn't it better than your sixteenth? 】
Obviously, this kind of post is purely a post to provoke a war, and it is difficult for the two sides not to bite.
Immediately afterwards, someone sent a screenshot of the baby: [How to evaluate, give a P.Everyone has no opinion. 】
Chen Dongqing is very happy watching here. The focus of today's discussion is mainly on the battle between EDG and LGD. It seems that few people know about the match between QG and WE. Even if there is, it is all about Uzi.
He refreshed it twice again, but this time he saw a post about himself by accident.
[Insider information: QG's new top order is very fierce, and it can beat the opponent for fifty dollars in 10 minutes! 】
But this kind of post is obviously more fun.
[Fifty knives in 10 minutes?What about you playing Jβ?They are all professional, why should you be so pressured? 】
【what?Let me tell you a little bit of common knowledge, this top single area code has dropped to Platinum [-] because it has not been ranked for a long time]
【Is Platinum One able to play professionally?I really died laughing, I have never seen such a lazy professional player, and the ranking is not as high as mine]
[Don't be embarrassed, he is the first king of S6]
[The first king of S6 to blow his life?Are you really not ashamed? 】
[However, there is one thing to say, this player is still pretty good-looking]
[Looks good?Can you beat my brother-in-law? 】
[It seems that I can really beat it]
[If Ilex can take advantage of 957's hand today, I'll just stand on my head and have diarrhea! 】
Chen Dongqing looked at the comments made to her below, and instead of being angry, she even laughed cheerfully.
Only people who are not confident in their own strength will have negative emotions after reading this kind of content. Chen Dongqing has absolute confidence in himself, and now he wants to slap these people in the face!
(End of this chapter)
For the next few days, Chen Dongqing continued to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds every day as usual, killing wildly.
Then when the training match started, I immediately switched modes, still quacking C, which made several teammates feel a little bit embarrassed, but at the same time couldn't understand.
But fortunately, he has more wins than losses in training matches, so no one will talk about him.The atmosphere in the team is also relaxed and comfortable.
Then came January 1th.
Tactics coach Banbazi stood in the middle of the training room and said, "Next, I will announce the starting lineup for facing WE tomorrow."
Everyone in the team looked normal, and there was nothing to say about the starting list.
Lin Weixiang is the only substitute in the team, but even Lin Weixiang knows that he has to learn from behind for a while. Compared with Uzi, there is still a clear gap in his current ability, so he has no hope at all.
"Ilex in the top lane, mlxg in the jungle, Doinb in the mid lane, Uzi and Crisp in the bottom lane."
"This is your first official game since the establishment of the team. I hope you can hit the ground running tomorrow and get off to a good start!"
January 1th, the first day of the regular season of the 14 LPL Spring Split.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Chen Dongqing rubbed her eyes, feeling a little sleepy.
Because it was finally time to play the game, I was inevitably a little excited last night, and I didn't fall asleep until one o'clock in the morning.
He kicked on the cotton slippers and stood up, directly lifting the quilt on the adjacent bed.
"Damn it's so cold." Although the air conditioner was on in the room, Xiangguo was only wearing a pair of underwear. In this winter, the quilt was suddenly lifted, and he was too cold.
But anyway, the drowsiness is gone.
This was a helpless move after the incense pot was deducted 500 yuan three times. He entrusted Chen Dongqing to wake him up even if he kicked him.
Otherwise, his salary is not enough.
Chen Dongqing picked up the water cup by the bed and took a sip of water to relieve the dryness of the air conditioner all night, then folded the quilt again.
Folding the quilt is the second rule Park Yunlong set for them. If they don't fold the quilt when they get up, they will also be deducted money.
Of course, Park Yunlong didn't stipulate what shape to fold, as long as it is stacked.
In addition, there are also things like requiring the players to maintain a certain amount of exercise. Although there are many requirements, they are all for the players to develop in a good direction.
If Uzi had stayed in QG back then, maybe he wouldn't have diabetes.
After washing and putting on clothes, shoes and socks, Chen Dongqing slowly went downstairs to the training room.
At this time, Coach Park had already settled down in the training room, and Doinb was also sitting in his seat. He came early today, but he didn't start LOL, but was on the phone.
Chen Dongqing knew at a glance that the call was with his girlfriend again. This is a normal state of Doinb. People who are in love can't stop calling.
When he was on vacation before, he often stayed out at night, and he didn't know why he went there.
Chen Dongqing, on the other hand, sat straight in front of the computer, planning to play a few rounds of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds to prepare for the game in the afternoon.
The last few days belonged to rehabilitation training after the holiday, and the intensity of training matches was higher than usual, so Chen Dongqing's pace of earning points was delayed a lot.
But the problem is not big, his attributes are barely enough now.
Immediately afterwards, the rest of the team members also entered the arena one after another. Now everyone's biological clock has been basically developed, and there are very few latecomers.
Linko walked in after a while and reminded: "Don't forget to bring your spring team uniforms, and put them on as soon as you enter the stadium. If you don't wear your team uniforms in front of the cameras, you will be fined by the league. But it’s more than five hundred.”
All the team members nodded to express their understanding, and Lin Weixiang suddenly asked: "Do I need to wear it?"
"Need! Substitutes will be fined if they don't wear team uniforms"
Chen Dongqing said: "I just put on the spring team uniform inside, and I just take off the cotton-padded jacket when I enter the air-conditioned room."
The owner of the club QG is quite rich, and the cost of building the team this year is not high, so there is only one advertisement on the team uniform
The team uniform is a clean white sportswear, with the QG logo printed on it, the left arm has two words "stance" printed on it, and the Douyu TV logo is printed on the right hand, which is also considered a part of the team uniform. Clear stream.
It's meaningless to sharpen your guns before the battle. The coaching staff did not arrange a training match for the team to practice, but let the players adjust their own state. The time soon came to noon.
The cafeteria aunt invited by the club cooked a table of sumptuous meals, and everyone ate [-]% full and stopped eating.
The game starts at [-]:[-] pm. Of course, there is nothing wrong with eating normally, but you can't eat too much.
Soon it was time to start, and everyone returned to the training room to take off their mouse and keyboard and put them in their backpacks, and then boarded the bus to the stadium together.
Chen Dongqing was sitting by the window with her schoolbag in her arms, still a little nervous inside.
After all, today's game is very important. Strictly speaking, this is actually the first official game of his career. He didn't play a game in LGD last year, and he was always on the bench.
He took out the earphones from his pocket and put them on, then turned on the music player and clicked on a song by Milk Tea Lun, then turned on the anti-stress bar and went shopping.
Today is the start day of the Spring Split, and there are a lot less stickers, and many people are discussing things related to the event.
[How do you evaluate the coming Wutian Buddha War? 】
Today's opening match is a re-enactment of last year's LPL Summer Finals, with EDG playing against LGD.
There are many comments below.
【Last year, EDG couldn't compete with LGD. Do you still want to win when Marin comes this year?Climb]
[You thought LGD was still the same as last summer?No one will be able to use the waste from the top sixteen]
【Haha, it's great that you were beaten four to zero by FNC? 】
[Being four to zero is also the top eight, isn't it better than your sixteenth? 】
Obviously, this kind of post is purely a post to provoke a war, and it is difficult for the two sides not to bite.
Immediately afterwards, someone sent a screenshot of the baby: [How to evaluate, give a P.Everyone has no opinion. 】
Chen Dongqing is very happy watching here. The focus of today's discussion is mainly on the battle between EDG and LGD. It seems that few people know about the match between QG and WE. Even if there is, it is all about Uzi.
He refreshed it twice again, but this time he saw a post about himself by accident.
[Insider information: QG's new top order is very fierce, and it can beat the opponent for fifty dollars in 10 minutes! 】
But this kind of post is obviously more fun.
[Fifty knives in 10 minutes?What about you playing Jβ?They are all professional, why should you be so pressured? 】
【what?Let me tell you a little bit of common knowledge, this top single area code has dropped to Platinum [-] because it has not been ranked for a long time]
【Is Platinum One able to play professionally?I really died laughing, I have never seen such a lazy professional player, and the ranking is not as high as mine]
[Don't be embarrassed, he is the first king of S6]
[The first king of S6 to blow his life?Are you really not ashamed? 】
[However, there is one thing to say, this player is still pretty good-looking]
[Looks good?Can you beat my brother-in-law? 】
[It seems that I can really beat it]
[If Ilex can take advantage of 957's hand today, I'll just stand on my head and have diarrhea! 】
Chen Dongqing looked at the comments made to her below, and instead of being angry, she even laughed cheerfully.
Only people who are not confident in their own strength will have negative emotions after reading this kind of content. Chen Dongqing has absolute confidence in himself, and now he wants to slap these people in the face!
(End of this chapter)
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