Pirates: This navy has a bit of conscience, but not much

Chapter 147 The Phone Bug Is a Good Thing
The Great Route, Marin Vandor, Navy Headquarters.

Looking at the small house in front of him, Asuka sniffed hard, then turned to look at the green guy beside him, and asked.

"Lieutenant Branno, is this my house?"

Brannu nodded his head and said enviously.

"Major Asuka. You are also the one who owns a house in Marlin Fand. Although it is smaller than others, it is enough."

When Asuka heard this, he nodded expressionlessly. Is this smaller?

This is not much bigger than my dormitory in Donghai Branch 153.

Sure enough, the land in the headquarters is still too tight, and now I should go to the G-1 branch to stockpile land.

Thinking of this, Asuka pressed the doorknob with one hand, exerting a little force.

Squeak!

After another toothache sounded, the door opened.

Looking at the dust falling from the door, Asuka twitched the corners of his mouth. How many years ago was the previous owner of this room.

"call!"

Asuka blew the dust in the house, and then he started to clean up with the sailors who came to help.

After cleaning, Asuka even used part of his modest salary to treat them to a good meal. They were all sailors who accompanied him to demote, so the salary was not enough.

"Ugh!"

Squeezing the somewhat shriveled wallet, Asuka sighed softly. I couldn't help but spend the money recently. I have to buy something for this one, and I have to buy something for that one. The last time I saw a beautiful gem , and spent a lot of money.

Just as Asuka was thinking about whether to make some money, a male voice suddenly came from behind.

"Major Asuka, Lieutenant General Gumir wants to borrow something from you!"

Asuka turned to look at the sailor behind him, wondering.

"Borrow what?"

The sailor scratched his head, then took two steps forward, approached Asuka, and whispered.

"Lieutenant General Gumir would like to borrow your phone bug."

Asuka was stunned when he heard this, what's the use of the phone bug.

Seeing the doubts on Asuka's face, the sea soldier probably knew that he didn't understand too much, and then he told what Gumir had explained.

"Major, that's a phone bug that takes weird pictures."

"Oh!"

Asuka immediately understood what was going on, the old man was going to take a selfie again.

Thinking of this, Asuka took out the camera phone bug, handed it to Hai Bing, and instructed.

"Let the old man be careful. He broke one for me last time. If he breaks it again this time, I don't have any stock here. It's not easy to train a phone bug."

Hearing this, Hai Bing looked down at the dumb phone bug in his hand, nodded seriously, and trotted to the Zhan Guo office.

boom! boom! boom!
"Enter!"

Hearing the voice from inside, the sailor pushed open the door and walked in, then directly handed the phone bug to Lieutenant General Gumir, and said what Major Asuka had instructed by the way.

"Oh, don't talk about it, the old man knows, the phone bug last time was regarded as a monster by Sakasky and roasted by the old man."

As he spoke, Gumier waved his hand at the sea soldier, then stood up and walked to the desk of the Warring States Period, handed over the phone bug, and exhorted.

"Warring States, you ask for the photo you want to take, and then take the phone bug to take a photo. If the phone bug can't take a picture, you just flick its head, and then ask for the photo you want to take."

After hearing what Gumir said, Zhan Guo rubbed his head with a headache, then looked at Gumir, and said in a deep voice.

"Gumir, demonstrate again?"

"it is good!"

After Gumier said hello, he turned the dull eyes of the phone bug to Sengoku, and began to mutter.

"Appearing in your line of sight is a fair and thin young girl with double braids and a shy face."

"Appearing in your line of sight is a fair and thin young girl with double braids and a shy face."

After saying it four or five times, Gumir pressed the shutter switch.

click
click
Gumir looked at the newly released photo in his hand, nodded in satisfaction, and handed the photo to Zhan Guo.

Seeing Gumir's wretched smile, Zhan Guo took the photo and looked at it suspiciously.

Boil!
What kind of monster is this?
Then, there was a shock wave.

boom!
Half the wall of the Warring States Office collapsed.

Gumir, who had been hit by a shock wave, lay in the ruins with a look of doubt on his life.

"Warring States, you asked me to take pictures!"

After yelling, Gumir, who was lying in the ruins, recalled the women's clothing photos of the Warring States Period in his head, and couldn't help nodding again in satisfaction.

If I had known earlier, the old man should have found a person with the ability to produce hormones back then and gave the Warring States an injection.

"Gumir, why does this old man feel a sense of malice?"

"Maybe a certain big pirate pierced a straw man just like you, maybe they are using the tip of a needle to stab your villain now."

Saying that, Gumi patted his buttocks and stood up from the ruins.

Warring States glanced at Gumir who had stood up from the ruins, and then took a look at the photo in his hand. This is such a trash call bug, he is really blind.

Thinking of this, Sengoku picked up the phone bug, and started talking about the photos of Drake and Peggy Wan after they turned into women.

"What appears in your line of sight is a neutral and heroic face with slightly darker features. Her face has the delicacy of a woman and the clear lines of a man."

"What appears in your line of sight is a neutral and heroic face with slightly darker features. Her face has the delicacy of a woman and the clear lines of a man."

After chanting four or five times, Zhan Guo pressed the switch on the phone's worm case.

click
click
Warring States looked at the photos taken and shook his head, it was still too feminine, this is not good.

"Warring States, if you are not satisfied with this photo, you can hit it on the head!"

"Ok!"

After hearing what Gumier had said, Zhan Guo hummed lightly, then bent his middle finger, pointed it at the phone bug's head, and flicked it down lightly.

Boom!
Seeing the big bag on the phone bug's head, Zhan Guo squinted his eyes and continued chanting.

"What appears in your line of sight is a neutral and heroic face with slightly darker features. Her face has the delicacy of a woman and the clear lines of a man. It looks like a man at a rough glance, but looks like a woman at a closer look."

Accompanied by the clicking sound after pressing the shutter, Zhan Guo looked down at the photo in his hand, and nodded in satisfaction. The photo taken by the phone bug was interesting and very in line with his own wishes.

"Warring States?"

Gumir picked his nose, looked at the two photos in his hand, and then compared the previous reward orders of Drake and Peggy Wan, and nodded involuntarily.

This photo is really well taken.

Subsequently, the reward order issued by the Marshal of the Warring States Period was sent to the publishing department.

at the same time.

Asuka lay on the bed that had just been tidied up, put the phone bug to his ear, and said helplessly.

"Miss Runti, I've told you many times just now.

Your sister, Peggy Wan, was really captured by the Pirate Empress, and I didn't even have time to send him to Judicial Island.

If you don't believe me, you can ask someone to inquire about it. You can see if a pirate named Peggy Wan was interrogated in the recent judicial island trial.

Because of this, I was going to be promoted to lieutenant colonel, but now I was demoted to major. My subordinates who were bewitched by beauty have now gone to clean the deck. "

Runti wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, listening to Asuka's sophistry from the phone bug, with "I don't believe it" written all over her face.

"The little girl hasn't heard Xiaopei's voice for three days. Tell me now that she hasn't been imprisoned by you. Dogs don't believe it"

"Ugh!"

Hearing this, Asuka sighed deeply, Boa Hancock even took away his saber, and he has to get it back when he finds a chance
Oh, by the way, that guy also stepped on his own shoe prints, and the marks on his face have not disappeared until now.

day.

"Sure enough, our acquaintance was a deception from the very beginning."

Hearing the desperate and helpless choking sound coming from the phone bug's mouth, the corner of Asuka's mouth twitched for a while, speaking with a headache.

"It's not cheating"

"Little girl has done as you said, but in the end, not only did you not let Xiaopei go, you didn't even make the last call. You are worse than Yamato"

"Ugh!"

Asuka sighed heavily again, then he picked up the receiver and spoke.

"Miss Runti, wait for me for a while, I'll go to the printing department to see if Peggy Wan's reward order has been printed."

When Runti heard this, she raised her eyebrows and said in surprise.

"Xiao Pei really ran away???"

"Anyway, she ran away from me, but I don't know if she ran away from the empress, but her latest reward order should be out now."

Saying that, Asuka sat up from the bed, put on her clothes, opened the door, and went straight to the Navy Printing Department.

After revealing his identity there, Asuka easily got Peggy Wan's reward order. Anyway, this thing is going to be sent to the sea, and there is no need to do any secrecy work.

When Asuka took back the reward order, took a photo, and sent it to Runti.

Runti looked at Xiaopei on the reward order, her eyes were moist.

Why did Xiaopei sauce suddenly change from a younger sister to this.

Well, forget it, as long as Xiaopei is safe.

Thinking of this, Runti looked down at the phone bug in her hand, and the word [dislike] was written all over her face.

Afterwards, Runti picked up the phone bug, threw it high into the air, raised her thigh and kicked the phone bug.

"Roll as far as you can for the little girl."

boom!
Seeing the disappearing phone bug, Runti patted her heaving chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The days of nightmares are finally over.

After Asuka heard Runti's distasteful sound coming from Phone Worm's mouth, he threw Phone Worm aside, buried his head in the pillow, and began to rest.

What a wound on his body.

Although his physical fitness is abnormal enough, the sequelae will not be able to go away in a short time.

After thinking about the future training plan for a while, Asuka slowly closed his eyes.

Boo, boo, boo.
Boo, boo, boo.
Asuka pressed the pillow on his head irritably, it's late at night, who is so ungrateful, disturbing people's sleep.

Picking up the microphone on the worm case of the phone, Asuka said impatiently.

"Moxie, Moxie."

"Cough~"

"Asuka, the little girl wants to discuss with you."

After hearing Runti's voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka opened his eyes and glanced at the clock, gritted his teeth, and said in a deep voice.

"Miss Runti, it's 02:30 in the morning and you already said this evening that we will no longer contact you"

"Well, don't worry about those details, and you and the little girl are too far apart, so I'll ask you to call the little girl Mrs. Run in the future."

"Oh~~"

Hearing this, Asuka let out a long "Oh" sound, and then spoke.

"My Mrs. Run, what do you want from me?"

(End of this chapter)