Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

Then Yu Wei and Teacher Luo Lin exchanged ideas.

Luo Lin suggested, wait for someone to come, anyway, just go around!
Yu Wei also said, "If it's expensive, just say it's not there~"

Luo Lin was overjoyed, and directly came with Yu Wei for a secret method~
"Too good!"

The two continued to act directly, and the laughter seemed to have never stopped at this time.

It's just that the netizens now have another worry in their hearts, that is, don't be sad and happy about the plot later!

But obviously, how could this performance turn into a happy ending and a sad ending?
After all, this is a sketch that Mr. Luo Lin added!

Then the three of them sang together on the stage, and waited until another actor from the skit joined in this time, that is, the host of "Direct to the Spring Festival Gala".

Of course, there is no such program in this world, so it doesn't matter, just add one.

It doesn't matter much anyway.

Then on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, many stalks were created, such as.

The well-known "Yangtze River's back wave hits the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach" actually comes from this skit.

Then Chen Zisheng took the stage.

Then a more humorous scene appeared.

Everyone saw Yu Wei's shock when he saw Teacher Chen Zisheng for the first time.

Just blurt it out, don't let him get away!
As soon as the words came out.

Netizens on the Internet laughed like crazy.

"God, don't let him run away... Good guy, this line sounds like a laugh!"

……

The exchange of pleasantries between Chen Zisheng and Teacher Luo Lin didn't cool down the place, and the laughter kept coming and going.

The conversation between the two was as if they were going to put Chen Zisheng to his grave. You are welcome in the village!

I prepared a bunch of white and yellow flowers, and all of them were crying with excitement!
It made Chen Zisheng regret asking this question, why did we ask it, I insisted that I asked the real question...

Then the previous pleasantries are considered small, and the feature film begins!
Teacher Chen Zisheng also frequently uttered golden sentences, you are a male waiter, you are quite tactful.

The funny stalks one by one are called one after another.

For example, if you look at this smile, it looks like the photo of your grandfather before he left...

Then the famous scene began!

Ordering session!

After the two argued, Teacher Luo Lin gave Yu Wei a small look. After receiving it, Yu Wei expressed his relief!

I am sure~
"Four Australian abalones!"

"Sorry, no~"

"A four-pound lobster!"

"Sorry it's not that big~"

"How big is it?"

"Yes... more than a catty."

"Are there any more than a catty?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Wei said cautiously: "Yes or no..."

This wave, this wave is called tactical probing!
As soon as this dialogue came out, the audience burst into laughter.

The audience in front of the TV was also laughing like crazy!
Especially Yu Wei fans.

Seeing Yu Wei's two completely different faces from before, he laughed like crazy.

Good guy.

This extremely cautious look is completely inconsistent with the old Liu's face before!
But I just thought it was funny, and there was no sense of tearing.

Yu Lao Liu is strong!

This is completely acting skills, no!
It should be said that this character itself has the same tone as Yu Wei himself - cheap.

Then came the top pull.

Luo Lin said vaguely: "This...is it or not...don't you understand the store you opened?"

"It's not bad money anyway!"

"Oh!" Yu Wei suddenly realized, "That's not it!"

Then Luo Lin talked with Chen himself, anyway, they exchanged about the dishes to order today, and the shark's fin sounded like a fishbone or something.

Then Luo Lin said to Yu Wei: "So you don't have anything here?"

"Call your boss!"

Yu Wei was in a daze at this moment, and subconsciously said, "No~"

Coupled with this expression at this time, everyone laughed like crazy when they saw it. Anyway, they just couldn't help laughing.

With this aggrieved expression, who doesn't feel "seeing pity"?
"Where is the boss?"

Yu Wei said, "I won't make it!"

This accent is a little different from Brother Dao, hey!Speaking of Brother Dao, have you ever played Northeast Summer?

Then a few people discussed it, and came to a potluck, folks will do!
Teacher Luo Lin said slowly, "Well...here's a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms!"

"Uh... no..."

When Luo Lin heard this, he put his hands on his knees and corrected him: "You can have this!"

Yu Wei said with difficulty: "This is really not there!"

At this time, it is only two sentences, but I don't know why the effect is full!
The degree of funny, that is a vivid display.

Backstage at this time.

Liang Chong looked at the ratings on the monitor in front of him.

The one who laughed was called a grin from ear to ear.

so happy!

It has been rising!
The current ratings have surpassed the highest figures of the previous Spring Festival Gala!

It is moving towards the highest data in the history of the Spring Festival Gala.

Now I can completely communicate with myself.

Once again, Liang Chong felt that inviting Yu Wei was the biggest decision in his life. If it wasn't for Yu Wei, then his sketch this time would definitely be gone. Now the script of the sketch given by Yu Wei is great!

Liang Chong thought of this, came back to his senses, and looked at the monitor carefully again. He looked at the line that belonged to the ratings, and kept thinking silently in his heart, let's go up again!

keep going up!
do not stop!
I want to rush!

I want to become the director with the highest ratings in the Spring Festival Gala!

At this moment, there was continuous applause from the audience, this burden was shaking very well!
The actor himself couldn't help laughing.

What is this called, this is called, the art of language!
Then Teacher Luo Lin continued to play, and directly asked the girl to give Yu Wei the things she brought, and at the same time said to Chen Zisheng: "Originally, these were brought to BJ for you, but let's eat here now!"

"Come on fool!"

Yu Wei was taken aback at the time, this line is not like this.

But Yu Wei immediately played, pouted his mouth, looked at Teacher Luo Lin in disbelief and said, "Who are you calling an idiot?!"

At this time, Ji Pan in front of the TV heard Yu Wei's words, and directly spit out the Red Bull he just drank.

No way, I wanted to laugh when I heard Yu Wei's words.

……

At this time, Luo Lin also came back to his senses, knowing that he didn't follow the lines just now, but now he had to continue, and quickly explained: "Well, I mean to be an idiot!"

Hearing this, Yu Wei said with a bit of disdain: "No!"

Luo Lin just continued, "Oh! I have it!"

Then he signaled that Ya Dan would bring the eggs to Yu Wei.

At this time, the conversation between the few people finally brought the plot back.

At this time, Chen Zisheng, who was watching for a long time, said puzzled: "Well, wait a minute, brother, why are we bringing all the ingredients for our next meal?"

Luo Lin hurriedly explained: "He doesn't have that, what can I do?"

The audience couldn't help laughing again.

Then there is the space for teacher Luo Lin to develop himself.

Seeing that there were two dishes, he continued: "How about this, I'll give you a chance, Mr. Chen came here after all, will your restaurant say so?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but said in their hearts: "What a "give you a chance" is absolutely perfect!"

And Yu Wei was also stunned at this time, or stupid.

"Should I give one as a gift?"

Yu Wei was speechless, and glanced at the names of the dishes he ordered that were not written on the menu, and now he wants to give one as a gift?
"Oh, my mother! Why are you so deductive, sir? You said you didn't order one, and when it's over, we have to order one?"

Everyone laughed again when they heard Yu Wei's blunt words after gradually becoming irritable.

Everyone didn't know why, but seeing Yu Wei's expression and tone made him want to laugh.

Then Luo Lin continued: "Young man, we didn't order it, didn't we order it, but you don't have this abalone and lobster!"

Yu Wei immediately retorted: "Have you not figured it out yet?"

Luo Lin was taken aback, "What do I have? Don't you say you don't have any?"

Yu Wei hurriedly said: "Stop talking, what if something happens later?"

Then start to enter "Theoretical Basis of Modern Chinese Philosophy" Chapter 1...

"Master, don't think I'm young this year, but I've summed it up!"

Here comes the classic.

"A person's life is actually short. Sometimes when I think about it, it's the same as sleeping!"

Everyone is a bit confused about what Yu Wei is going to sing later?
"When you close your eyes, a day goes by when you open them~"

"If you don't close your eyes, your whole life will pass~"

Hearing Yu Wei's tone and this expression, everyone roared with laughter!

In China mainland, the laughter among the thousands of households was continuous and one after another, and everyone was amused by Yu Wei.

Yu Wei's face was also deeply remembered in the eyes of those people.

If we say that the last global live broadcast was to let everyone who uses the Internet know Yu Wei, and at the same time remember Yu Wei, an outstanding young man.

And now the sketch, the few lines just now, is to let the elderly in Huaxia, who are over 50 years old and watching the Spring Festival Gala, know about Yu Wei, and remember Lian Yuwei's young face.

At this time, everyone listened to these words, and thought about the few lines just now while being happy.

Hi!Don't say it, this line is a bit interesting!
It's really philosophical!
Chen Zisheng on the side heard this and immediately exclaimed: "Young man, brilliant!"

When our teacher Luo Lin heard this, he immediately followed, and said disdainfully, "What's so brilliant! He's a fart!"

And Yu Wei quickly explained at this time: "Master, that's not what I mean, what I mean is that people can't take money too seriously! Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

The three of Luo Lin shook their heads.

Yu Wei said: "The person is dead, the money is not spent~!"

Luo Lin was taken aback for a moment, then followed him again and said, "Do you know what the most painful thing in life is?"

"What?"

"People are alive! The money is gone!"

……

As soon as the words came out, everyone applauded, it's too classic, and this classic feeling can be passed down for generations!

Not only funny, but also philosophical!

Everyone also feels that it is indeed more painful to live without money.

After the two of them exchanged words, they asked Yu Wei to cook.

Yu Wei had no choice but to agree, and at the same time left a sentence, "This day, this is too much, leave..."

Then it was time for the performance of Chen Zisheng and the three of them. Teacher Luo Lin wanted to recommend his granddaughter to Chen Zisheng, and after that, he had a blah blah, blah, blah, and finally let his granddaughter come to an art performance, holding the microphone and preparing to start.

What follows is a thank you.

Then came the sentence, which belongs to the special edition of the Spring Festival on the Zaan Grand Stage.

The last sentence, "If you can really let me appear in "Direct to the Spring Festival Gala", then I will thank your eight generations of ancestors!"

The audience laughed again.

This show is so fun, it seems that the smile on our face has never stopped since the beginning?

"I will never forget you in this life. On behalf of my eight generations of ancestors, I would like to thank you. I will never forget you in this life for your great kindness to me. Even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go!"

At this point the camera turns.

Everyone saw the protagonist who said this just now, that is, Chen Zisheng, whom all of us should remember even if we are ghosts, but everyone obviously saw him at first sight, but they were immediately attracted by Teacher Luo Lin who was beside him.

Without him, Teacher Luo Lin's expression is too funny now.

The small mouth pouted, and the pride of the whole person was beyond words. He just looked at Chen Zisheng with an expression of begging for praise.

Whoever looks at it is not confused, whoever looks at it does not find it funny?
Huaxia didn't know how many people were there at this time, and they burst out laughing with a pop. The smug face and the speech just now, the more you think about it, the more you want to laugh.

Is this how sketches are supposed to be?

What kind of education or something.

360 days a year, so many days of education, let's have a good night!

What is the use of this evening's education!
Don't think about sublimating the theme all day long?

At this time, our Chen Zisheng said awkwardly: "I don't know, why I feel a little panicked when I hear this..."

Then came show time.

Luo Lin told Chen Zisheng that his daughter had a very beautiful talent for acting and singing.

Hearing this, Chen Zisheng was of course a little pleasantly surprised, and of course he had to give the show a glance.

Without thinking too much, Luo Lin said to the girl, "Here is one, Teacher Yu Wei's "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"!"

……

Everyone was puzzled after hearing this, especially Yu Wei's fans, does Yu Wei have this song?

No!
But immediately, Ya Dan began to perform, "Who brought the ancient call ~ who left behind ~ the expectation of a thousand years ~"

After listening to the lyrics, everyone is sure.

Yu Wei definitely doesn't have this song. Yu Wei's songs are all popular songs, but don't say, this song really feels a bit like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Luo Lin said at this time: "There is no need to sing in the middle, just come and pull that..."

Teacher Luo Lin's movements and expressions at this time made people feel uncontrollably amused.

And the girl is also obedient and comes directly, "That's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!"

……

Everyone was stunned.

Isn't this song a bit high!

This girl's voice is also awesome, bright and clear!
Can you sing at such a high level?

After the performance was over, Luo Lin said again: "What else? The one in the back who is crying and singing?"

The audience looked puzzled, what the hell?
Luo Lin also explained, "The one in my family is miserable!"

Everyone reacted when they heard this, it turned out to be this!

It's a regular program of this talent show, and there is a collective name, "Huaxia Bibaiwang!"

Everyone straight up, good guy, it's a little real.

Then there is something more real, the script is also strong, Liang Chong is also bold, he didn't cut this part at the beginning, and directly talked about the inside story or something.

Then let the girl cry.

There was also a ridiculous scene, can't you cry, can you?

I cried when I saw the picture of my grandpa.

Good guy.

At this time, Yu Wei was watching from the side, and he also knew that it was time for his performance.

"Oh my god, if I can do this, I can do it too!"

Teacher Luo Lin immediately anxiously feared that Yu Wei would take the position of his daughter-in-law, and said, "What are you doing! You can serve the food and go to the food. You are like this, and it is hard to get on the kang!"

Directly, Yu Wei is practicing a point of view anyway, and he wants to sing too!
Luo Lin resolutely refused to let him sing and let him serve the food.

Yu Wei was also in a hurry at the back and said directly: "If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food!"

"If you don't serve me food, I'll find your boss!"

"Then you go to my boss, and I'll tell you what you told me!"

……

In fact, I don’t know if everyone understands this sentence. The dialogue in this sentence is actually a satire.

In the entertainment industry, no matter what it is, everyone has their own privileges...

Luo Lin had no choice but to let Yu Wei sing.

After Yu Wei got the microphone, he began to say: "Mr. Chen, my fate is actually very similar to hers. I also have a grandfather named Chen!"

Luo Lin was stunned for a moment, and immediately complained: "You can pull it!"

Then Yu Wei performed some performances, just play the treble or something!

Countless people in the audience applauded, and Yu Wei's fans smiled proudly. My idol, not to mention anything else, has this strength!

Sing whatever you want!
Who do you think will be the singer of the year?

Who is Qu's father this year?

This is strength!
Alright King!

The best singer among composers!

There is no one who can compose music better than him in singing!
Then Chen Zisheng performed according to the plot and asked Yu Wei's identity, "Little Shenyang..."

Also played a stalk, the English name is: "Small loss~"

In the end, Chen Zisheng took a fancy to Yu Wei and immediately asked him to go to the capital to participate in the show with him.

Luo Lin panicked, and quickly pulled his granddaughter over. Isn't this a joke? He came here to recommend his granddaughter. Why did this waiter fall in love with him?

Then Luo Lin quickly said: "Look at you, these are all relatives, and I stewed all those things for you. You said that this child, if you don't give me face, you have to give his grandpa face. If not, her grandpa Talk to you personally?"

Chen Zisheng panicked when he heard this.

That panic was not acted out, it was really scary!

Following Luo Lin's words, Chen Zisheng quickly said, let's go together!

Today's meal, I invited!
At this time, Luo Lin stood up again, took Chen Zisheng's hand and said, "Well, isn't everyone on our stage open to participate?"

"Yup!"

"Look at him wanting both, you can accept me too!"

Chen Zisheng was taken aback, "Your name is also on the website?"

"Click it and try it!" Luo Lin said with a smile.

At this moment, before he could speak, Teacher Luo Lin said again: "Actually, I have one more important matter, which I didn't."

"Oh?"

"My grandfather is also surnamed Chen!"

So far, the skit "Not Bad Money" is over, and the four actors bow!

Applause from the audience continued!

Online.

Everyone became restless, and thousands of comments came out.

But to sum it up in two sentences!

"This skit is too awesome!"

"Classic! Absolutely classic!"

At this time, Liang Chong was in the background.

Hurricane is so beautiful, sorry, I just remembered that I still have words and no codes, the emergency code came out, I forgot the time, sorry~