Kuaishou: The host of salted fish has an ancestral crow's mouth

Chapter 1 The Second Senior Sister's Little Lazy Cat Has Become a Spirit! (1)
(The hero and heroine are in danger and their vitality is declining, please go to the rescue immediately.)
(Shut up.)
(OK.)
Hu Xian covered his mouth and nose with a damp cloth, rushed into the dense fog and trampled to death those dream mushrooms that continued to emit dense fog.

Dream color mushrooms are bright in color, once you touch it, white dense mist will be emitted from the top of the mushroom. The dense fog contains toxins and inhalation of dense fog can make people stunned, sleeping in a beautiful dream and dying slowly, and finally become the nourishment of dream color mushrooms.

If you want to wake up a person who is intoxicated in a dream, the first method is to enter the dream of a sleeping person and turn the dream into a nightmare to wake up.

Hu Xian has no spiritual power and cannot enter the dream, so he can only find a way to remove the toxins in his body.

He could only trample all the colorful dream mushrooms here to prevent the dense fog from erupting, then run out of the dense fog and sit there quietly waiting for the dense fog to disperse.

Hu Xian, an ordinary social animal in modern times, was accidentally hired to work part-time as a marriage protector.

The boss said that she is the person in charge of marriage in the Three Thousand Worlds, and said that there are many worlds derived from novels, because the hero and heroine deviated from the original marriage track, the relationship broke down, and the final BE ending.

As a result, those immature small worlds that still need the support of male and female protagonists are fragmented.

There are too many and she is too busy to hire her to help bring the hero and heroine back on track, promote the development of the relationship, and finally end in HE.

Hu Xian quickly signed the agreement with a salary of [-] yuan and agreed.

The boss also considerately arranged for her assistant Shu Ling, who can provide her with the plot of the hero and heroine in real time, and keep track of the situation of the two of them in order to complete the task.

The target of this mission is a pair of childhood sweethearts in the world of cultivating immortals, Hu Mushuang, the elder sister of Jianzong, and the half-demon Lincang who was brought back to Jianzong by Hu Mushuang's father, the master of Jianzong, as a direct disciple.

Lincang joined Jianzong at the age of ten and became a direct disciple of the master of Jianzong. He grew up with Hu Mushuang.

The young man's admiration for his senior sister turned into a secret love.

Until the identity of the half-demon was exposed, the relationship between the two began to become delicate, and the missing demons stole and sealed the jade ring of the demons, causing chaos in the world.

The two went down the mountain to slay demons and slay demons, and their relationship warmed up in the process of searching for the traces of the demons, and finally reached HE.

Hu Xian's current identity is Hu Xian, the second daughter of Jian Zong's lord, Hu Chai.

At that time, I chose this world to wish myself a fairy dream.

The results of it?
Because he didn't have a single trace of a mortal body with a complete spiritual root in his body, his fairy dream was shattered and he became a well-known good-for-nothing in the world of cultivating immortals.

The world of cultivating immortals is full of dangers, especially for someone with a useless physique like her.

Therefore, the suzerain and his wife of Jianzong were worried, so Hu Xian was forced to learn martial arts and learn all kinds of knowledge since he was a child.

It's terrible!

Once the Sea of ​​Clouds Secret Realm was opened for a hundred years, disciples from all major sects in the world of cultivating immortals went to practice. Hu Xian did not have spiritual energy and did not meet the requirements.

If you tell the suzerain's father that he is going to the secret realm to experience, he will definitely veto it without hesitation. Who makes her an ordinary person?

So Hu Xian took advantage of everyone not paying attention, and quietly entered the secret realm of the sea of ​​clouds first, waiting for the hero and heroine to come in, and then quietly followed behind so that no one would notice, ensuring that the marriage was carried out normally according to the marriage line.

When the thick fog cleared, Hu Xian carried the people one by one into the cave he discovered by accident. Before leaving, each of them fed a detoxification pill to alleviate the toxin erosion of the dream mushroom, and covered the entrance of the cave with dead branches and weeds to ensure safety. , set off to find the antidote of dream mushrooms, Baiweicao.

Barilla is not uncommon and easy to find, but the trouble is that its companion flower, tangerine, is also known as piranha.

Once close to the tangerines, the vines attack, pulling you in and eating them.

Hu Xian stood three meters away from the large expanse of bright red oranges swaying in the wind, frowning worriedly.

Although she has learned a lot of swordsmanship and theoretical knowledge, she has very little actual combat experience.

While Hu Xian was trying to figure out how to pick the barley grass, a fluffy white cat suddenly appeared.

Hu Xian seemed to be in a trance as if seeing her little cutie.

The white cat stepped into the red orange group's attack range without knowing the danger.

The tangerine group sensed the approach of the prey, and began to move the vines, waiting for the opportunity to move.

How could it be possible for Hu Xian to watch the cute kitten being eaten by the ferocious tangerine, feeling anxious in his heart, and suddenly remembered that he put a lot of food in the storage bag before departure.

Quickly flipping through the messy storage bag with both hands, he found a pack of small dried fish and took it out.

While observing the movement of the tangerine branches, he shook the hand-operated dried fish with a gentle and coaxing tone: "Little cat, come to sister's place and see that there are delicious dried fish to eat."

The white cat was sleepy, turned its head slowly, glanced at the human who was trying to trick him with a pack of dried fish, turned his head and continued walking towards Hongju.

Unaware of the imminent danger.

Hu Xian watched the white cat continue to walk towards Hongju, and had no choice but to go up, drew out his sword and went towards it, trying to hug it away from the danger zone.

As a result, uh, uh
It was not attacked?Hu Xian stopped abruptly.

"This, what's the situation?"

On her side, the red orange vines were ready to move in front of her, but on the other hand, the white cat was calm and harmless.

Hu Xian watched helplessly as the white cat ran into the tangerines, jumped onto the big rock surrounded by tangerines and shone in the warm sun, found a comfortable place, stretched out and curled up into a big hairball to sleep.

Hu Xian looked at the group of red oranges and then at the big hairball, thought for a moment, then turned and left, and came back soon with three big fat fish in his hand, grilling them over a fire.

The cat-attracting aroma of grilled fish sprinkled with seasoning.

(Please complete the task as soon as possible, do not neglect.)
(I'm not on a mission. Don't worry, I've fed the antidote pills and they won't be in danger for the time being.)
[The poisonous spider peeled away the dead branches and saw the man Xiu lying on the ground with his eyes closed in the cave. His eyes glowed with greedy green light, and he wrapped the three of them in spider silk from his mouth, and brought them back to the nest in a happy mood. 】

!!
I go!

Only then did he suddenly think of his crow's mouth.

Now that the male and female protagonists are in a critical situation, they have no choice but to change their plan to lure the kittens to help them pick the herbs.

Put down the grilled fish in your hand, put on a few breath-restraining charms to reduce your sense of existence, take a sword, slow down your breathing and walk towards the group of red oranges, and always pay attention to the movement of the group of red oranges.

When he came to the edge of the tangerine group, he stretched out his hand and successfully "clicked" Baiweicao broke through the ground, Hu Xian showed joy.

Sensing the movement, the sleeping tangerine vines woke up, and attacked Hu Xian swiftly.

Hu Xian dodges and cuts off the swinging vine with his sword.

I wanted to seize the opportunity to escape, but the vines were so entangled that I couldn't find a chance to escape, and gradually began to lose my physical strength.

At some point, the white cat left the group of red oranges, sat by the fire, dangled its tail, enjoyed the delicious food, and watched the inseparable human beings beaten by the vines.

This human fish is grilled well.

I heard the fox say that human beings came from outside, so there must be a lot of delicious food outside.

After the fish's feet were full, they yawned lazily as they watched the gradually losing human beings.

Also count on this human being to take it out to eat delicious food, not to die.

The white cat stretched, and walked over gracefully. The fierce vines that were hitting it felt the danger, and their movements froze instantly. Hu Xian took the opportunity to escape from the danger zone.

The white cat catches up.

Hu Xian supported the tree with one hand to catch his breath for a moment, then raised his foot and was about to run towards the poisonous spider cave.

"Meow."

The white cat tugged at the hem of Hu Xian's skirt and raised its head, looking at her with its round bright emerald green eyes, and cried softly.

Hu Xian leaned over and held him up, "Do you want to follow me?"

The white cat responded softly.

【The poisonous human face spider looks at this thin-skinned and tender-skinned Renxiu, and is considering where to start its mouth. 】

"!!!!!!"

Hu Xian hugged the cat at the fastest speed in her life, and hurried towards the cave of the poisonous man-faced spider.

Panting tiredly, Hu Xian found the cave of the poisonous spider, entered the cave and heard the sound of fighting.

　Explanation:
　　【】——This symbol contains the real-time updated story plot

　　()——This is the dialogue between Hu Xian and Shu Ling

　　
　
(End of this chapter)