Xiaojiaojiao kills the apocalypse with the system

Chapter 7 TV shows are deceiving!

【Get up, get up, get up...】

Yu Wanwan gave an irritable "tsk", pulled the pillow beside her and pressed it hard on her head.

However, the wake-up ringtone of the system's magical brainwashing is like installing a stereo in her mind, and the song is played in a 360-degree loop without dead ends.

This time Yu Wanwan couldn't lie down anymore, and roared angrily, "Crazy!"

[The system only plays wake-up music according to the host's previous wishes, so as to prevent the host from missing the meal time again. The neurological aspects of the system have been tested layer by layer until it leaves the factory, and there is no mental problem. 】

The system's voice was calm, which directly woke Yu Wanwan out of anger.

She is just complaining, is there any need to over-interpret it?
Yu Wanwan: "Does it mean that others treat others as fools if they don't get angry?"

Knowing that the mentality of talking with the system should not be messed up, otherwise the system would explode with anger, but she still couldn't help but fight the system.

Sure enough, the system said something that made her angry and could not be refuted as she expected.

[The system will not use subjective will to infer the intelligence of others. The system has the most advanced mental testing equipment, and the data will tell the system all the answers. 】

Yu Wanwan: "Hehehe..."

Where does the artificial mental retardation come from...

Being quarreled, she had no choice but to get up and go to eat.

[Host, do you have any plans for today? 】

Yu Wanwan sneered when she heard this, "Why, tell you what plan I have, so that you can find a way to target me?"

Can't see you!

The system said to itself: [It seems that the host already has a plan for today~]

Yu Wanwan: "..."

"Yes, what do you want!"

[Nothing, I just want to wait for the host to complete the task he planned before releasing the system's task. 】

Yu Wanwan raised her eyebrows in disbelief. When did this system become so humanized?
Forget it, never mind.

The artificial mentally retarded can do whatever he likes, she can't control it, and she doesn't want to.

After finishing her breakfast, she packed up her things and was about to go out with her mobile phone in hand.

Don't ask her why she has to carry her mobile phone when she has no signal, just ask her because she likes it.

The moment his fingers touched the doorknob, the system beeped again.

[Host, please tidy up your appearance before going out, a good image will double the favor of the other party~]

Take a deep breath... take a deep breath...

Can't be angry, can't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you are angry!

Taking a step back, the sea and the sky are broad, and the more you think about it for a while, the more angry you become!
……

Finally, Yu Wanwan broke out amidst her silent reassurance.

"Aren't you bothering me, you feed the zombies and win his favor? Shall I wear an evening dress and wear some perfume!"

After yesterday's big move, the door downstairs couldn't be closed without barriers, and zombies immediately followed her into the building.

She had seen the small map, and the fire door on the first floor must have been knocked open.

Zombies were scattered scattered in the stairwells and corridors.

Her plan today is to get rid of some of the zombies and go to the ninth floor to deliver supplies to the survivors.

It's good if you don't feel embarrassed, go fuck and tidy up your grooming, and just replace it with tidying up your remains!

【ding~】

The system prompts Fan to sound, and then a clothing card appears in front of Yu Wanwan.

[Exquisite little black dress, the dream dress of [-] million girls! 】

Another beep.

【Rose girl perfume, enhance your sense of luxury~】

hehehe...

You have a heart for the system...a toothbrush!

At a time like this, are you responsive?
In other words, there is no need for nothing.

In the next second, Yu Wanwan was wearing a little black dress with stiletto heels on her feet.

Not to mention, it's really pretty.

"System, why don't you switch to Miracle Nuan Nuan dressing system, they should need you more than me."

[No, the data tells the system that the host needs me! 】

Yu Wanwan paused because of this, and jokingly said, "Look at what you said, it's not like I can't live without you."

Unexpectedly, it took a long time from the system to say something confusing, and it felt like a different talking partner.

【yes……】

"Otherwise, without you, I will seek death and life now?"

The system stopped answering, and I don't know whether it is silent or has gone offline.

With the help of the small map, she easily walked upstairs in the blind spot of a zombie's vision. When she found the right moment, she took three steps in parallel, and went up with a knife to kill the wandering zombie effortlessly.

Call out and tie the Tai Chi fan to the handle of the fire door.

The zombie inside noticed her, and it was too late to come out to bite her, and hit the door with a "bang".

The loud noise caused a commotion, and the zombies who were close downstairs were rushing after hearing the sound.

"Fuck!"

come so soon?

"Isn't the five senses extremely weakened? You can hear it all!"

[Host, they have weakened five senses, but they are not deaf. 】

"That makes sense, but I wish they were deaf now..."

She didn't take back the sushi knife from last time because she was so nervous, now only the kitchen knife is easier to hold.

She didn't want the knife to be scrapped so quickly!

No matter what happened to the zombie behind her, she still walked like flying in high heels.

This is thanks to the fact that she is busy going up and down at work, and the elevator can't be crowded, so she goes to climb the steps, and her calf muscles are developed.

At the beginning, I could handle them one by one, but when I got to the ninth floor, I couldn't handle it.

With the zombies upstairs and the zombies downstairs caught in the middle, she decisively slipped into the corridor on the ninth floor.

Tai Chi fans are still used to close doors.

She quickly tied a dead knot, and a bloodstain was drawn by the zombie behind her without noticing, and she had no time to think about it and slashed across.

Missed!
The zombie called for her companions to rush at her, and she had to dodge backwards, leaning her back against the cold elevator door.

A dangerous thought flashed through her mind.

A Tai Chi fan appeared out of thin air, and spread out to cover the heads of the zombies rushing forward.

Allowing the zombies to show their teeth and claws, she kicked him fiercely onto the last two zombies, and the three zombies were stacked together.

It was so hot in the corridor that it was impossible for the people in the room to feel nothing.

Zhou Yun shook Ye Xiwen awake from his sleep, "Xiwen, get up!"

Ye Xiwen opened his eyes in a daze and asked with a puzzled expression, "What's wrong?"

"Listen! It's early in the morning. It was obviously quiet outside the house before. What's going on today?"

Ye Xiwen propped his elbows on the pillow, and when he realized something was wrong, he immediately got out of bed and walked to the door.

A beautiful figure swayed back and forth in the cat's eyes.

Ye Xiwen was startled, Zhou Yun pulled away Ye Xiwen who was stunned, and moved up to him.

"Are you going to let her in?"

Ye Xiwen pressed Zhou Yun's eager hand on the doorknob, "Let's go, Xiaoyun, we don't know who she is..."

Yu Wanwan outside the house wanted to cry, but she originally planned to break open the elevator door with her bare hands, and push the zombies into the elevator shaft.

however--

"The TV series lied to me!"

She struggled to pull it away for a long time but did not pull it away.

Seeing the zombie cricket standing up from its chrysalis, Yu Wanwan had no choice but to give up this idea.

The zombie who came face to face had a fan hanging on his head, and the zombie whose vision was obscured could not distinguish between enemy and friend, and only knew to stretch out his arms and shake wildly.

Hands raised and knives fell, stumps and arms were broken.

The zombie paused for a moment, and Yu Wanwan took this opportunity to point at his head and chop it off.

The sharp sound of blades colliding with bones.

"Oh..." Yu Wanwan sighed.

Knife stuck...

The two zombies behind roared and rushed towards her.

So there was a scene seen by the two people in the house.

The system reminded her in her mind, 【The survivors have found the host. 】

then--

Yu Wanwan shouted loudly: "Here, I, open, the door—"

(End of this chapter)