The years of red flags

Microsoft released a new operating system this year. It is undeniable that this is an excellent operating system, but it did not make any splash. Maybe it was because 1997 and 1998 were too good, and in the previous life Jiang Hua has always used XP. Even if he later updated to other latest versions, did Jiang Hua uninstall XP? Because XP is also very popular.

Last year, our GDP exceeded the one trillion US dollar mark for the first time, and the reform of state-owned large and medium-sized enterprises and the three-year poverty alleviation goal were basically achieved.

This is a very good phenomenon. By next year, the shocking wave of layoffs will be almost over.

In fact, what ended the wave of layoffs was not the turnaround of these large and medium-sized state-owned enterprises from losses to profits, but the vigorous development of private enterprises, which basically digested all these laid-off workers. Private enterprises played a major role in this wave of layoffs.

God knows how much Jianghua is looking forward to the arrival of 2001, not only because entering 2001 represents entering a new century and a new era.

Even more because, do you know how enjoyable it is to fight a plane against a building?

When Jiang Hua knew the news in his previous life, he was still in school and washing clothes in his dormitory. His classmates who were listening to the radio came over and announced loudly.

"The Ugly World Trade Center and the Pentagon were hit by planes."

Jiang Hua's first reaction at that time was that it was impossible. You must know that the Ugly Air Force is recognized as the best in the world. It is understandable that there are planes attacking the World Trade Center. Maybe it was an accident. After all, the building is very high, towering into the sky.

But the Pentagon is not very tall, and it is also the center of the ugly country's army. How could it be attacked by a plane? There must be countless combat-ready units nearby, and they would have been shot down long ago when suspicious targets approached.

But the classmate told Jiang Hua swornly that this was what was said in the broadcast just now. Jiang Hua was doubtful because today is not April Fools' Day after all.

When he saw the evening news at night and saw the ruins of the World Trade Center and the broken Pentagon in the sky, Jiang Hua couldn't help but not believe it.

Jiang Hua was stunned for a while, and then he felt ecstasy in his heart. Chou Country, the whole world, has been suffering for a long time, and he has brought it upon himself.

To paraphrase Fan Wei’s words, heaven, earth, which angel sister helped me say this.

Later, someone claimed this heroic act, and a word that Jiang Hua had never heard before, terrorist activity, entered his cognition from then on.

It was also from here that the ugly country began to decline. In twenty years, it spent 2.2 trillion US dollars in military expenditure. If all this money were given to our country, we don’t know how long it would have taken off.

But it is precisely because of this that we are given sufficient development time. Our development in the past twenty years was a joy, and there was no deliberate targeting. It was even said that Ugly Country could not do without us for the sake of domestic stability. When we were going uphill, we were pushed hard from behind.

Of course, it's too early to talk about this now. You have to wait until 911 to complain about the building. Sometimes, Jiang Hua wonders why the day was chosen so coincidentally. 911 is the phone number for the police in Chou Country.

So since entering 2001, Jiang Hua has been relatively happy, but this happiness cannot be expressed in words, and others may think that you are colluding with terrorism.

"You are happy all day long, what are you so happy about?"

Zheng Tong was very puzzled by Jiang Hua's happiness. He had a lawsuit on his head now, because it was the end of the year again, and he had to make summaries and reports, and many documents required his signature.

"I don't know why, but I feel happy anyway, maybe because we have entered the 21st century." Jiang Hua said with a smile: "How many people have crossed the century in the past five thousand years?" "In the past five thousand years, how many people have crossed the century? There are so many people, countless people." Zheng Tong said angrily: "Think about it for yourself. You are over fifty this year. You will definitely not be able to make it through the next century. At most, it will not be until . We don’t have many days left, so take your time.”

"It's disappointing to say such depressing words on such a happy day." Jiang Hua rolled his eyes at Zheng Tong: "I'm not happy that I'm going to the year 2060. In the year 2070, there are many longevity people in the world who have history to test. When I’m over 120 years old, I can’t work hard enough to live a Guinness World Record.”

"Why live for such a long time? Then I will lie on the hospital bed and linger." Zheng Tong shook his head: "If I need to live such a life to live a long life, then I might as well die vigorously when I am seventy years old."

Jiang Hua pretended to be angry and said: "Bah, bah, bah, a person who can live to be one hundred and twenty years old will never lie in bed and linger. Many centenarians are still moving as before and can still eat two big bowls of rice in one meal."

"I don't care if you can eat two big bowls of rice when you are one hundred and twenty years old. Anyway, I can definitely eat two big bowls of rice today. The workload is too much." Zheng Tong complained: "You can't help me Do you want to take care of some documents?”

"You have four deputy directors, can't you handle the documents?"

"Your research institute is expanding much faster than I can appoint a deputy director." Zheng Tong said dissatisfied: "There are several more research groups this year, and funding needs to be decided upon. How can the deputy director Make up your mind?"

Jiang Hua waved his hand: "I'm sorry, I really can't accompany you to handle the documents. I have something to do today."

"You have such a shitty job, you are just doing nothing all day long."

Jiang Hua shook his head: "Seriously, the group company is going to make a report to me today. Xu Guanglian has been busy for a year and wants to give me the exam papers for review to see how many points he got this year. He is also nervous, and I am too. nervous."

Zheng Tong said in confusion: "You are the boss, you are the one who decides the points, you are so nervous."

"He was nervous because he didn't know what the score would be. I was nervous because I was afraid that I would make a mistake."

Jiang Hua stood up and waved his hand: "Okay, I'm leaving. Xu Guanglian is waiting for me over there."

"You came to the institute early in the morning and walked around, then you giggled a few times, and finally you patted your butt and left. I asked you what's the point of coming?"

"I'm just like a tiger patrolling its territory." Jiang Hua said with a smile: "I don't have to deal with these little animals in the territory, but I have to let them know that this territory is mine."

"Then why don't you learn to be like a dog?" Zheng Tong drew a circle with his hand: "Pee, leave your scent, and prevent other dogs from breaking into your place."

"Zheng Tong, you don't respect me as a boss." Jiang Hua deliberately said with a straight face: "I am very dissatisfied with your attitude now. This year's year-end bonus will be cut in half for you."

"Every year they say they will deduct my year-end bonus and my dividends. Are you going to deduct a penny from me?" Zheng Tong said nonchalantly: "Isn't the money I take home a lot every year?"

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