Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 81 Only you are my grandson! 【For the first order】

Qi Yuncheng saw Teacher Yu Kuizhi.

But Yu Kuizhi didn't pay much attention to him and Li Jing beside him, because he didn't know them, and there were many newcomers who were about to perform on stage today.

And Shi Fukuan didn't introduce too much here.

After saying a few words to each other, they sat in the front row to watch "Happy Meeting on the Weekend" this time!
Although they still have shows.

But they are all slightly behind, and it is enough time to sit down and enjoy them.

But after waiting for a few minutes, with the director's instructions and a burst of applause, this time the show finally started.

The host, Zhu Xun, took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

And said the opening words of the show with a bright smile.

"Hello, dear viewers and friends, this is a good-sounding, good-looking, and fun weekend happy reunion! I am the host Zhu Xun!
Welcome everyone.

First of all, I need to tell everyone here that because the host Zhou Tao is temporarily busy, I will temporarily take over for this episode. "

"At the same time, starting from today, our weekend happy meeting will meet you with a brand new look.

As the saying goes, happy reunion on weekends, joy and harmony, talking, learning, singing and acting, a big league of comedians!
So what is the big league of comedians?

Let me explain to you that since this century, our Yangtai has held many competitions to promote newcomers and new works.

So we will also invite many young and promising actors to come on stage to bring happiness to everyone.

So whether their performance is very exciting, let us wait and see.

......"

on the stage.

Zhu Xun took the microphone and began to introduce today's program and opera-themed works.

This is also an element that is often added to the program.

After the introduction.

Today's first show has finally started.

Indeed, as Zhu Xun said, the ones who came were newcomers.

The same goes for the subsequent shows, but there are still some familiar faces of comedians.

It's similar to Shi Fukuan's feeling of being human.

And this recording process is not slow, because it is not like a theater where you can talk about a cross talk for 10, [-], [-] minutes.

The performance here is at most ten minutes.

It may even be edited later.

When he saw that it was almost the same, Shi Fukuan reminded Qi Yuncheng in the auditorium, because it would be their turn soon.

But that's it.

Qi Yuncheng was really helpless here, because the system startup sound appeared again at this time.

[The scoring system is on, the performance is over, the system will be scoring...]

As soon as the voice of the system in the mind ends.

At the same time, Zhu Xun made another announcement on the stage.

"Speaking, learning, singing and acting, the next program is a very interesting cross talk called opera and dialect!

Mr. Shi Fukuan, our famous comedian, led a young actor to perform on stage.

As for how it is, you will know after watching it. "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Deliberately sold a pass.

After the host went down.

In bursts of applause.

Shi Fukuan and Qi Yuncheng quickly walked onto the stage from under the auditorium.

They didn't wear coats today, but two more formal clothes.

But don't look at the stage, the latter should look young and good-looking.

But I really didn't pay much attention to him, hundreds of people were all looking at Mr. Shi Fukuan.

Because of this, even if Qi Yuncheng came to this stage for the first time, he didn't feel nervous at all.

Because the audience will have a tolerance for the newcomers above.

At the same time, focus on Mr.

But there is still one thing to pay attention to.

That means Mr. Shi Shengjie is here.

He is very knowledgeable, and you can tell if your performance is good or not, so you must not let this performance fail.

Especially when the master stood by and led him.

"Thank you everyone!"

Go behind the microphone in the middle of the stage.

Qi Yuncheng spoke first from the teasing position.

This show is performed in different theaters, so everything follows the most regular procedures.

"When I come to the stage, let me introduce myself first. I am a young actor named Qi Yuncheng! The one next to me is very familiar.

Mr. Shi Fukuan, a famous cross talker and also my teacher! ! "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Just mentioning a name.

The audience in the audience cheered again.

Even if the old man doesn't speak, he can be happy just standing there for others to see.

Shi Fukuan stood on the side, waving his hands, "Not to mention a famous artist, but Shi Fukuan."

"How can we not talk about it, sir, you are a famous artist, and I know that as a grandson, it is because you know so much!
Especially when he was young, he was proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. "

"It's all personal hobbies. It's just my personal preference. Many people are not like me."

"That's right." Qi Yuncheng nodded here, and glanced at the entire studio, "Everyone has different hobbies, and my master likes them.

But some people care about other things.

For example, grow flowers, big pots and small pots come in and out, and those who raise birds get up at five o'clock in the cage and go out to walk the birds.

There are also dogs. "

"Hey, there are quite a lot of people who like to keep dogs." Shi Fukuan nodded suddenly.

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed, "Yes, I have a younger brother who likes to keep dogs, and after getting a puppy, he couldn't love him enough.

In addition to going to school or doing homework, if I have a little time, I will take the dog to play in our community. "

"Oh, love the dog."

"My brother is pulling this dog, and recommending it to anyone he sees."

Shi Fukuan showed a very strange expression, "How can I recommend this?"

Qi Yuncheng bent over, and while pulling the dog leash, he pointed at the people who came over and shouted, "Come, call me brother!"

"Call someone brother?"

"He loves dogs! He does everything he can, this one is called brother, this one is called younger brother, and this one is called sister!"

"Look, this is still called sister." Shi Fukuan complained like talking to the audience.

But as soon as the words fell, Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly changed, and he walked out with the dog leash, shouting: "Go, go home, grandson!!"

"Ah? Grandson?? That's not keeping a dog, it's going out to take advantage of it."

The burden of a very classic structure was shaken out, and then Mr. said.

The audience below had a lot of smiles on their faces.

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and pointed down, and explained, "This dog's nickname is Sun Tzu."

"Hi!!" Shi Fukuan was speechless, and denied, "Dogs are not called by this name, only when I call you, I call you grandson."

"Um???"

Hahahaha!

On the stage, Shi Fukuan said this out of the blue, and Qi Yuncheng's bewildered expression made everyone in the audience laugh.

And this sentence is purely a joke for Mr.

But it works.

Qi Yuncheng quit in an instant, feeling very aggrieved, "Grandpa, there is no such thing as you, and you still bully people when you are on the show."

"I'm telling the truth."

"You didn't pick it up like that."

Regarding this, Qi Yuncheng could only pause, and then continued, "It's everyone's hobby! There are still people who don't like keeping dogs and like to go out to play.

Witness the majesty of the mountains and rivers.

This is very good, but you all remember, no matter where you go, don't write about this visit.

It is not good to write this. "

Shi Fukuan was curious. "how?"

"Someone wrote this back then and was sentenced to 500 years."

"Who is it?"

"Sun Wukong!!"

"Yes!!" After Shi Fukuan knew the answer, he nodded again and again, "I guessed it was him. But how did you find it? This is it."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand to support it, and then turned it down suddenly, "This hozen pissed after writing, Tathagata was in a hurry, so he suppressed it all at once.

So please don't do this!
We can't live that long. "

"That is, directly sentenced to death!"

(End of this chapter)