Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Who said that? Aren't the sesame cakes the same?"

As soon as Guo De complained about the child's current appearance, Yu Qian immediately said aside that this made Shao Bing feel uncomfortable and had no choice but to feel aggrieved.

"Uncle, I won't take you like this."

"You should be satisfied." Qi Yuncheng joked from the side, "I am praising you for always being good-looking."

"is it?"

"You really listen."

"Hahahahaha!"

A group of people were chatting and laughing in the hot spring, which was very fun.

But Guo Degang patted Shaobing. After all, he was his disciple, "Although Shaobing doesn't look good, he has endured hardships. Like Xiaoyue, Xiaoluan, and Xiaosan, they are all in the same wave, coming in front and back." Deyunshe.

"Well, it won't be bitter without sesame seeds."

At this time, Luan Yunping retorted. His retort made Qi Yuncheng feel like he was dying next to him, "Yes, you're right. I followed the master before, and everything was fine. There was nothing else except performing and practicing.

Good guy, when Shaobing came over in 04, my worldview almost collapsed. There is no trouble that he can't cause.

Every time I opened my eyes, I had to wonder if he had gotten into trouble again. He was so stupid that I didn't know what was going on in his mind at that time. I couldn't understand his behavior at all. "

Only the people who know best can say a lot of complaints. It is an unforgettable day and I have to be on guard at all times.

Shaobing smiled bitterly and awkwardly stretched out his hand to draw circles in the pool.

He couldn't understand now why he was so stupid at that time, like an animal, doing things completely on instinct.

Smashing other people's windows and quarreling with others are common things.

As for breaking theater equipment, it is also common, and it is a total wrecking ball.

"Yuncheng really understands this aspect. In fact, he wasn't that old at that time." Guo Degang stayed in the water and looked forward, slightly dazed, "Xiaoyue and Xiaoluan were several years older than him when they came, but As the number of people increased, he basically took them with him.

At that time, it would save him a little trouble to bring one out, but the sesame cakes always made trouble. "

"Can you please stop talking about me?" Shaobing was about to cry. "You made me look like a disaster. I'm sensible now."

"Okay, let's change the topic."

Guo Degang changed direction, "This way... you have to ask your parents to find self-media on the Internet for Shaobing, and you have to post some posts."

"What post."

"His father and mother sold all the houses in Harbin for him, and took him with him. They went to Yanjing to learn cross talk while crying and shouting. Later, the self-media on the Internet said that Deyun Club did not charge tuition fees. Shaobing sold all the houses.

Please tell your father that he didn't give me a penny from the sale of the house. "

"My dad?" Shaobing wondered, "He can't speak right now."

"Let your mother tell you."

"Then my mother can talk so much that she gets drunk. Don't regret it. She only needs to open her mouth to talk about Deyun Society. Good guy, there is no one like her..."

"I'll go to you."

Guo Degang just splashed the water all over him, and all the children started to tease him, and then happily continued to pick up the topic, "Come on, let's talk about sesame cakes."

"Ah? Didn't you stop talking about me?"

"Who cares about you, your mouth is on us."

When the master was a little naughty, he was ready to share some things with other children who came late.

As soon as it was shared, Jiuzike and Meng Hetang, who came relatively late, immediately listened attentively around them, especially Qin Xiaoxian, who had been watching them chatting in the corner.

I don’t want to be able to interrupt, but I feel happy watching them chatting, because the senior brothers have more stories than usual.

It was a world and era that he had no contact with at all.

"I have watched the Shaobing grow up step by step with my own eyes. At that time, the Shaobing was just like what Yuncheng said. It was really messy. It offended all the vendors in front of Deyunshe.

Our room is the Tianqiao Theater.According to regulations, we can sell more than 300 tickets, but we sold more than 700 tickets that year.There are no boxes or private seats.Because there are people sitting even on the table in the private room and on the back of the sofa. "

"Yes." Yue Yunpeng agreed while sipping the water.He also vividly remembers the grand scene from back then, they all came here together.

"Anyone who bakes eggs or spreads pancakes at the door will have a small stool under their buttocks. But you can't stand up. As soon as you stand up to bring something to someone, the pancakes will be taken away from you at the back and taken to the theater. This stool inside is a big hit.

As soon as the show starts, for example, it starts after one or two o'clock, the audience will die on this stool as soon as there is a seat, and even if they dare to go to the toilet, the stool will be bought immediately. "

Every sentence is a memory of the hit. Guo Degang looked at Xiao Luan and said, "I was very impressed. Do you still remember? We and I drove to the theater after dinner at [-] noon.

When you got to your seat, your wife was staring at the ticket office from the front, and the most powerful thing was that she squeezed the door of the ticket office. "

Luan Yunping smiled slightly, stretched out her hand and patted the water, "My wife and I had no choice but to run to the toilet. At that time, the door seemed to be standing straight and was photographed.

Scared many people. "

There were a lot of topics in Yun Zi Ke, and the more they talked, the more they became more and more enthusiastic, especially Qi Yuncheng, who felt excited in his heart.

I feel that that time period is called life. There is something to do every moment, and we work together for the good of Deyun. We all work together to solve difficulties when there are difficulties. If there are no difficulties, we create difficulties and solve them together. After all, there is a fool like Shaobing.

But he didn't say much.

On the contrary, Shaobing opened his mouth with a roar.

"What's this? It's nothing. It's not even the hottest time at that time. The most popular thing is undoubtedly the matinee show. We did it too late. The audience in the evening show came in and didn't want to leave. Two groups of audiences were separated. Together.

In the end, there was nothing we could do, so the audience sat on the stage.That photo is particularly good, and there are film and television materials online. "

Guo Degang explained more, "After the afternoon performance, the afternoon audience did not leave, and immediately paid for the evening show. However, the tickets for the evening show were sold out long ago, and the audience was divided into two shows. In the end, there was no way to even sit on the stage. It’s a human being, we have photos of this.”

"Master, how do they solve the problem of eating?" Meng Hetang floated next to him and was curious about this matter. He was curious, and other brothers were also curious.

"How else can we solve the problem? We would spread pancakes at the door, and the audience would bring them in, along with water. In the early days, there was a small restaurant on the left side of our door. That small restaurant simply stopped selling food and rented stools to us.

He rented out stools to us and made more money than he did selling food for a day. "

"Remember when we were popular, we were doing interviews outside..." Yu Qian joined the topic. As soon as he joined, Guo Degang stopped him in shock, "Brother, we are also popular now."

"I said when I first got angry."

"I was shocked. I thought it was not hot now and I could only take a bath."

Shaobing: "Are we in water?"

"What are you talking about? You're talking nonsense again."

Holding the water in both hands, Guo Degang poured it directly on the face of Sun Yue, who was watching the show next to him. He knew what Shaobing said, but he had to pour it on Sun Yue.

It is impossible for brothers and sisters not to cheat on each other.

Sun Yuele was happy, wiping the water from his face and patting the sesame cake with his hand, "Be careful what you say."

"The interviewer is not interviewing us, the interviewer is interviewing the pancake vendor. The pancake vendor goes to work every day and wears a suit." Hahahahaha!
When it comes to this matter, Yun Zike and the masters and uncles are very happy. They have all seen this before, and everyone has different ideas.

Have fun.

"We were too busy at the time. Reporters couldn't interview us, so they could only interview the pancake vendors. As time went by, the pancake vendors stopped working hard. They wore suits and were interviewed every day."

Sun Yue didn't know what happened back then, "What is the pancake vendor doing now?"

"Who knows? Come on, tell me this, it's so touching. We were still fighting at that time, remember?"

"Fight." Qi Yuncheng finally said, "Just to prevent this kind of thing, I have decided to ask my wife to hire security guards."

"That's right, there are all kinds of fights, people who come after drinking, people who sit under the stage and curse, etc. They didn't catch up on this..."

Guo Degang glanced at Qin Xiaoxian, Meng Hetang, and Zhou Jiuliang over there. They came to Deyun and were basically in a very standardized era. The theater was no longer as chaotic as it used to be.

But again, "I remember that some in the audience were so happy that they had seizures in the audience."

Yue Yunpeng: "Shaobing's father used to pinch people,"

Shaobing nodded, "Hey, my dad was saved because my grandma suffered from epilepsy."

Sun Yue suddenly interjected, "It makes people happy to have epilepsy because of this, selling their house to accompany them, right?"

"I didn't take the money." Guo Degang shouted, and then the Shaobing was so happy, "I didn't expect it to be round."

"You are just talking nonsense, do you have any brains?"

Although he was still talking about Shaobing, Guo Degang still stood up and splashed water on Sun Yue's face. Sun Yue was on guard early and quickly covered his face with a towel.

"Master, do you still have memories..." Shaobing said, Luan Yunping immediately grabbed the conversation, "He said you still have memories?"

"Why don't I remember it?"

Once again, Guo De just scooped up water and threw it in Sun Yue's direction. Sun Yue almost lost his guard and loudly told everyone, "Be careful what you say."

"That's when I was talking about the pregnant woman in the audience expecting to give birth."

"There are so many of them. There was a pregnant woman whose amniotic fluid broke at the Tianqiao Theater, and another who was about to give birth and had to listen. Then her husband and a group of people brought her here, and a group of family members looked at him, fearing that she Something happened. I was particularly impressed."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and said, "Shaobing's father has gone to deliver the baby."

"Good guy." Shaobing said happily, "My dad knows everything."

"Nonsense again."

"Eh? Who?" Sun Yue was startled. Seeing that Guo De was about to splash water, luckily he defended himself and wiped his face carefully.

While he was wiping, Shaobing couldn't stop talking, "The most difficult time was in Pangezhuang, but it got better after I came to the Daba Na Courtyard."

"Then there will be robberies."

"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng was deeply impressed when he mentioned this. He didn't feel so scared. It was also the first time that he understood that being famous could mean anything.

"Do you know?" Guo Degang looked at Qin Xiaoxian and others who were still listening to the chat.

Qin Xiaoxian's head was shaking like a rattle. How could he know this?

But Meng Hetang nodded, he had heard of it.

For a time, this kind of hot spring chat gradually turned into Yunzi's party, Hezike had heard of it, and Xiaozike was completely confused throughout the whole process.

Since they don't know, the master should explain it carefully.

"I was particularly impressed by the storytelling at Deyun Society one night. The content of the story was that the couple was sleeping, and at night a hole was dug in the wall of the house, and a thief came in and stole the money.

This is what I said on stage that day, and after I said it, I went back.At that time, your uncle and I both had a yard near Daxing, because we raised a lot of puppies at that time, your uncle raised a lot of dogs, and your wife had a lot of dogs.

Live next to each other.

After finishing the book, I went home. After dinner in the evening, there were many dogs in the courtyard. Every day, there was a Tibetan mastiff lying in front of my door. That Tibetan mastiff was called Tiger.

It's getting late, I'll go to bed after finishing the performance with your wife.At seven o'clock in the morning, a child stood beside my bed and shouted, "Master, Master."I thought to myself: It's dark, why did the child come to the house?
Master, please get up and take a look. There is a thief in our house.

When I opened my eyes, everything in the room was messed up. I went out to see a big hole in the courtyard wall, which was exactly the same as the book I was talking about. "

Qi Yuncheng: "Thieves are also eager to learn."

"Go out along the courtyard wall, and my pants, shoes, belt, etc. are all outside the wall. The key is that there is a magical thing about him, that is, none of the dogs in the courtyard bark.

The Tibetan Mastiff was lying in front of the door and made no sound. "

Yu Qian: "It took it all out."

"Huh? You're talking nonsense again, right?"

Once again, Guo De just turned around and splashed water on Sun Yue. Sun Yue had no choice but to hide back.

"The police are here, and they are quite high-level criminal investigation experts. They have been investigating for a whole day. I don't understand anything about it. They take pictures everywhere and there are fingerprints."

"I'm lucky you didn't wake up that day."

"Yes, the police later said that thanks to you not opening your eyes, you were hit."

Yue Yunpeng suddenly remembered something, "There is a big wallet on my wife's bedside table. The wallet is gone. They are so close."

"I heard that we were catching up with Third Brother just after the collision, right?" Meng Hetang came relatively early, and I heard some things from my senior brother.

Guo Degang couldn't hold back the corner of his mouth at all, "Front and back, the police took a statement and asked him what do you do? He said I was talking about cross talk, and the police said, did you say cross talk like this?"

Hahahahaha!
When Kong Yunlong was mentioned, everyone smiled happily because it was a familiar thing.

"Oh, it's really not easy. I feel that those days are our real life. But this is when De Yun is popular. Things are different when De Yun is not popular. Life is even more difficult. This has something to do with your senior brother Okay. He is enough to write a book. Next, let’s talk about your senior brother.”

"Hurrah!!!"

Yue Yunpeng, Zhang Helun, Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Qin Xiaoxian and others applauded.

Qi Yuncheng was helpless by the side, "I didn't speak for most of the day. I was just afraid of talking about my affairs. I was really afraid of what would happen."

"What's wrong? Is there anything shameful?" Yu Qian looked at the man beside him with a smile.

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "The main shameful thing is bathing Dalin with his bare buttocks. Now that he is over 20, he is still like this."

"That's nonsense again, isn't it?"

Just when Guo De was about to splash water again, Sun Yue couldn't even hide. He had completely seen through this group of people.

Deliberately looking for trouble to cause trouble.

However, Guo Degang didn't make any more noises. He just threatened and amused him, then sat back down and said, "It's enough to write a book about your senior brother, and in his book, Mr. Zhang Wenshun must be mentioned in every third line." .

Mr. Zhang loves him very much and treats him as his own child. "