Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Brothers, hurry up and eat. We have to discuss cross talk later."

In the hotel room, Meng Hetang took off his mask to break the topic and urged him to eat.

They discussed that the production only lasted one night, and if they delayed the performance tomorrow, they would go to the theater early tomorrow morning.

"Oops, I forgot to record it."

Suddenly Luan Yunping remembered what she had recorded on her mobile phone. Shaobing hugged the clean lunch box and quit, "Cut out the way I looked just now."

His eyes were indeed red just now. Without the master, they don't know what they are doing now.

He studied until the second grade of junior high school and was nothing. He was still such a fool when he was a child.

"Look at my mood."

Luan Yunping smiled and turned off the camera. How could the sesame cakes be seen by others? She hurried over to grab the phone. There was no way he could grab it. He couldn't get the phone away quickly.

For a while, the two people started fighting in the room.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to lower his head and continue eating his meal.

"Come on, senior brother, try the chicken and beef I ordered. It's a bit expensive, but it's delicious."

As he was eating, Meng Hetang suddenly brought his things over and added some chopsticks to Senior Brother, knowing that he had just picked up a lot of vegetables for Brother Biscuit.

So he divided some out as a supplement.

The relationship between senior brothers is not shallow.

"Okay, okay, that's it, almost done."

Qi Yuncheng put some extra dishes in his lunch box, and then he and he started eating. While eating, they started discussing the burdens.

This time the crosstalk was a collaboration between the two of them.

But in the book Xiao Meng gave him, he had wanted to say this for a long time and planned to perform it tomorrow, but he had to discuss it with his senior brother.

Because this kind of cross talk is quite different and needs to be carefully considered.

"Brother, take a look and see what you think."

Meng Hetang took a few mouthfuls of rice and picked up his notebook from the bed next to him. Qi Yuncheng had almost finished the rice, so he took it and looked at it. He really thought it was good.

But it also has its own problems.

"Overall it was good, there were laughs and touching moments, but I felt like I couldn't hold it back in the end."

Hit the nail on the head.

Meng Hetang nodded desperately, "I think so. I don't think the whole thing has been contained, but I couldn't figure it out, so I took it out and asked."

"Let's all gather together and ask questions later. We still need everyone's strength."

"it is good."

Meng Hetang felt much better and decided that the problem was still there.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the notebook and added one more sentence, "Since the tone of the whole joke is like this, why not add some sentences from the Internet. I think it's very good."

"what."

"When there is wind, I can dance; when the sun is scorching, please let me languish for a while, and I will laugh and feel a little sad at the same time. Please turn my head to the left. When I turn my head, I will also say In one sentence, hello, life!”

After retelling it, Qi Yuncheng continued, "This is a sentence on the Internet that faces life. We can add it to it and get rid of the baggage."

"Well, this is great, very flavorful, I will write it down right away."

Not even eating, Meng Hetang picked up the pen on the table and filled it out word by word, very seriously and carefully.

Looking at Xiao Meng, Qi Yuncheng took the last few bites of food. He had made great progress, even to a certain extent.

When a person reaches a certain level, he will inexplicably pursue some depth in art. Now he is at this stage.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to write such a paragraph.

Just like that, one night, a group of brothers and sisters finished their meal and took a shower. They all put on their bathrobes and started thinking about jokes.

Not being stingy.

Even if I have my own notebook, I am willing to take it out and talk.

Like the senior brothers in the martial arts community in the past, it was easy for others to steal their belongings even if they were not allowed to look at them. De Yunshe was really not taboo about this.

Discuss it all night.

Everyone is pretty much done.

The first season's works are destined to be a lot more amazing.

The next day, Deyun's entire team went to Prince Qing's Mansion.

Upon arriving at Prince Qing's Mansion, Deyunshe's flight seats, layout, and reception staff were all arranged.

Because there is no theater here, we can only set up a stage and put chairs underneath.

Even so, there were still [-] people seated.

Extremely lively.

They were lively, and the actors in long coats backstage were all very impressive.

Although most of them are mature actors, talking about cross talk here is a challenge, because it is a brand new cross talk, and I don’t know what the specific effect will be.

When the time comes.

Liu Xiaoting stepped onto the stage full of applause and began to announce the curtain.

"Thank you all, and welcome to the second season of our Deyun Dou Xiao Club. Now please enjoy the first show, performers Zhang Jiuling and Zhou Jiuliang, applause!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Two actors came on stage and started performing. Their works were very new and the theme was good, and the audience felt different.

The show is probably the kind of software you use to order food and talk about cross talk like "Are You Hungry?"

But it was too new, and the performances were on point, but there were some problems with the work.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian in the viewing area could see the problem at a glance.

But in the end, when the Pikachu hoods and fish-head hoods were put on their heads, the brothers and the audience were overjoyed. This is what made their cross talk so brilliant.

After they finished talking, the second cross talk pancake and Zhang Jiunan came on stage.

Qi Yuncheng was happy when he saw it, not because he was throwing away his burden, but because the two of them were making fun of each other and talked about how the stage should not get into trouble.

One is whirring and the other is like a mad dog.

But there is one person who is crazier than them, that is, Shaobing mentioned Gao Yuanyuan, Qin Xiao sat down and went crazy, she is his goddess.

Hypoglycemia can lead to high blood pressure.

"It's over for these two funny people, it's our turn."

Luan Yunping got up from the backstage and went on stage with Zhang Helun. This time the two of them were talking about advertising.

"No, can you find advertisements on this stepping stone?" Luan Yunping stood in the admiring position, very surprised.

"Yes, they want a big publicity and a good name. They found me and I want to get this, but I am with the vice president today. I can't let you go free. Let's take it together.

Because I discovered that after you left Senior Brother Qi Yuncheng, you didn’t have much to live for. "

Zhang Helun said it straightforwardly, but Luan Yunping really had to admit it, looking at the audience below and nodding her head.

"Yes, Yuncheng takes care of his wife in whatever work he does. I will never be his wife in my life, so I have to do something myself."

Hahahahahaha!

At this moment, not only Qi Yuncheng was laughing hard backstage, but he was also slapping his thigh.

The same goes for Guo Degang and Yu Qian, "To hit the nail on the head, Yuncheng often takes his daughter everywhere to film without him."

Yu Qian said: "It can be said that I said what I was thinking. These two just celebrated the tenth anniversary, and they didn't get enough trouble that night."

"Was it fun that day?" Guo Degang glanced at his senior brother coldly.

"It was fun. I was forced to sing a sweet song."

Zhang Helun and Luan Yunping had thought about this sentence yesterday, and now it is very effective to say it out.

The former spoke again immediately.

"People know that our Deyun Society is popular. After they came here to rub the stone, they asked us to come up with an idea. How to package it and how to promote it. They also asked us to come up with a name ourselves."

"Name it?" Luan Yunping thought about it for half a breath, then looked at Zhang Helun, "Then you have to come up with a good one."

"Your vice president, tell me."

"It's called a particularly rough foot rub."

Extremely disgusted, Zhang Helun's pale face twisted together and said, "Vice President Deyun doesn't have an education level either. This won't work. We have to change him." "Just rub the cun on my feet."

It became less and less a joke, and he pointed his hand downwards, "How about you go downstairs and sit on the bench with Lao Qin and Big Head? This won't work."

"What's that called?"

"Ping Lun's stepping stone."

This is also weird. Luan Yunping looked at him in disbelief, "Don't you think we two are stink enough?"

"How about Deyun Rubbing the Foot Stone? She has a great reputation. If you want to get a bigger name, how about you call her "Gang Rubbing the Foot Stone"??"

Hahahaha!

The whole audience laughed.

Only Guo Degang, who was in the viewing area, snorted coldly and pretended to be angry.

"No, this will affect my salary." Zhang Helun reacted, "Just ask Deyun to rub his feet. That's the name. Next is packaging. How many packaging ideas do I already have?"

"Which ones?"

“Just these ads for sponsored products on stage were all what I was thinking about.”

After teasing the microphone, Zhang Helun became more energetic and his voice changed into a broadcast tone, "Hua Di steaming and baking all-in-one machine can both steam and bake, making your life more wonderful. Hua Di, your life choice."

"Where's the foot rub?" Luan Yunping asked.

"If you want to rub your feet, use Deyun. Deyun foot rubbing stone will restore the innocence of your feet. Deyun foot rubbing stone is your choice for life."

"No, you can't just say this. Trying your best is your life choice, right?"

"Okay, here comes this. I am yours, you are my Deyun.

Oh, so it turns out they were just rubbing their feet?Yes, this way I can hold you in my feet every day. "

Several commercials came out, and the audience kept applauding. Their works are full of innovation and are good works no matter where they are performed.

For this reason, Meng Hetang sat backstage and looked at his senior brother with a bit of embarrassment, "Brother, we may not be able to handle this. He Lun is too popular recently."

Qi Yuncheng nodded. He Lun's style is also versatile and can liven up the scene. "We'll see how the performance goes."

"And I hold you in the soles of my feet." Luan Yunping frowned and complained, "Do you know how to clench your feet into fists?"

"Tell me."

"I'm speaking for myself."

Luan Yunping was already very open at this time, and when she looked at the audience, she felt like an advertisement.

"Hey, your wife's feet are getting more and more delicate now.

I used the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone. The Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone made the feet soft and delicate. I kept telling her that it was expensive, so they wouldn’t replace it.See you tomorrow with the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone. See you every day with the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone. After using the Deyun Foot Rubbing Stone, hey, it’s really worthy of my face! ! "

"it is good!!"

The audience shouted "Hello" and liked the way Vice President Luan opened the seal very much.

But after a while, the two of them got into trouble again, preparing for a new White Snake legend, and even set the table back.

The masters and uncles were all a little surprised by this match. Good guy, this is a new job.

How to make this work.

"music!!"

As soon as Zhang Helun shouted, the legendary music of White Snake appeared, and the two people walked onto the stage, one on the left and the other on the right.

When they got to the back of the stage, they all looked at the audience expressionlessly.

Until the music reached a critical point, Tiao Ni and Peng Ni all walked and twisted behind the microphone with hands on their hips.

Indescribably enchanting and indescribably charming, even Luan Yuping is the same.

The audience just went crazy.

"Oh my god, what kind of high energy is this?"

"Life is not easy. Panpan sighs that he can still take on such a job."

"This was definitely caused by being kidnapped."

……

It's very lively down there.

But after Luan Yunping twisted around on the catwalk for a while, she decisively took a breath and stopped, "Stop."

"What's wrong? We're just about to start."

"After all, we are snakes, so it is easy for people to think that we are broken."

"Okay, okay, the snake can't come out like this and do it again."

After walking to both sides again, the music started playing again. Just as Luan Yunping was about to leave, Zhang Helun just lay down on the ground and started to pupate.

Made everyone laugh.

It will be much better to wait until next time.

Zhang Helun held a white handkerchief and looked charming, while Luan Yunping held up a broken umbrella and strolled around.

"Sister." Luan Yunping said, holding up a broken umbrella.

"Qing'er."

"Look at how nice the weather is today..."

"Yes." Zhang Helun rolled his eyes at his broken umbrella, "The beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and plants on the West Lake bank are full of fragrance all year round."

Luan Yunping grabbed Dou Ni's arm and said, "What is the fragrance of the four seasons?"

"My sister also heard a crosstalk speaker sing like this."

"Don't hear the nonsense about cross talk."

"Oh sister, oh sister." Luan Yunping still held up a broken umbrella and patted Zhang Helun's face, "Your skin is getting more and more tender now."

"Haha." Zhang Helun laughed all his life, looking at Luan Yunping's face and wondering, "Qing'er, did you use old soy sauce on your skin?"

"I can't."

"It's been years since you shed your skin."

"Ten thousand and three years."

"Listen to me, use Deyun to rub your feet." Zhang Helun gestured to the size of a rubbish.

Luan Yunping looked at his foot rubbing stone and asked, "Is it easy to use?"

Zhang Helun: "Of course, listen. Who is in the ear~~"

Luan Yunping: "Say~~"

Zhang Helun: “There is a lot of skin on my feet~~”

Luan Yunping: “Rub~~”

Zhang Helun: "Just use this piece~, rub it and play with it like applying a facial mask~"

Luan Yunping: "Rub rub~~"

Zhang Helun: "I advise you to use Deyun, use Deyun to see the effect~~I rub it, rub it~~"

"Sister, please stop rubbing me." Luan Yuping, still holding up the broken umbrella, used her other hand to stop it. "If you rub me again, you will lose your legs."

"It's just right to have no legs."

"Then how do we get out?"

"We are crickets."

"That's it."

The cross talk is over.

There were a lot of cheers, and they liked this work very much. The key was to drive Team Luan crazy, and there were many surprises.

But Meng He, who was waiting at the scene, was so excited that after saying hello to the two senior brothers who came down, he looked at senior brother Qi Yuncheng and said with a smile, "What should we do?"

"There is no other way, just go ahead and do it." Qi Yuncheng also likes their performance, but this is the only way for now.

Immediately after Liu Xiao stopped announcing the curtain.

"Now please enjoy the cross talk "A Sad Cross Talk", performed by Meng Hetang and Qi Yuncheng!"

(End of this chapter)