Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

After shopping for the children, buy food for the occasion.

That night.

6000-seat theater.

Qi Yuncheng led Deyun and his gang to start the performance.

Nine crosstalks, "Bell Score", "Making a Kitchen", "Learning Radio", "Singing Taiping Lyrics", etc.

Basic traditional program.

Performing traditional programs abroad has achieved great results.

After the opening of the first program, the second program brought the entire venue to a climax.

From time to time it elicited laughter and applause.

By the time Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping performed their third performance to poke fun at the director of the radio station, the atmosphere reached its peak, and the overseas Chinese were in very high spirits.

Deyun Society’s annual overseas tour is a venue they look forward to extremely much.

So performing all the way to the last show means that 6000 of them followed the actors' rhythm until the end.

The muscles on many people's faces are stiff, and they are happy to stay with them for nine months.

It's a pity that the curtain call has to come.

All the actors reappeared together for a grand encore.

"Thank you for your applause. Time flies so fast. It opens at 07:30 and it's almost [-] o'clock in the blink of an eye. Do we have any requests to sing or something?

What do you like? "

Qi Yuncheng asked from behind the microphone. The audience was very interactive and shouted at the top of their lungs.

The sound of just shouting the name of a ditty actually continued in the venue for dozens of seconds.

Within a few dozen seconds, Qi Yuncheng glanced at Luan Yunping. Both of them looked helpless. Unfortunately, the time was too short.

The audience wasn’t satisfied with it, and they weren’t satisfied with it either.

The audience was all excited to have a night of fun. As actors, they stood on the stage and looked at the chaotic atmosphere. To be honest, they were even more excited than they were.

The two are complementary.

After shouting and shouting, Qi Yuncheng heard a lot, including Taiping lyrics, opera, and Jingyun drum music.

Among them, Jingyun Dagu, a group of people must have liked it due to overseas audiences’ constant support on the Internet.

Very pleased.

But when there are more people, there will definitely be inappropriate sounds.

When he was touring and performing in China, some people called him to tell the truth. Overseas, some people still called him to tell the truth.

Sure enough, no Chinese person can forget one advantage, that is, it is not too big a deal to watch the excitement.

The actor immediately complained.

"This year, more and more people want me to seal the box. Why sing the truth? The truth is not so easy to sing. There are three conditions for singing the truth in our Deyun Club. If these three conditions are not met, you will not be able to sing. It is very harsh."

"???"

The audience who had been chanting the song before were all confused in their seats. They didn't know what conditions were required to sing the truth. Could it be that they were blocked in information abroad?

Luan Yunping also became curious behind the table, "What are the conditions?"

"The first condition is that you cannot grow white, the second condition is that you cannot grow taller, and the third condition is that you cannot be thin."

Qi Yuncheng said, and laughter appeared below.

As a partner, Luan Yunping quickly turned over the words, "If you can't be white, you must be black? If you can't be tall, you must be short? If you can't be thin, you must be fatter? Isn't this direct to our master? Why are you beating around the bush? It's direct. Isn’t it the end of the story if you say little black fat guy?”

Hahahahaha!
Laughter rolled from the audience.

The Shaobing standing behind him also laughed and hit Xiaosi with his elbow, "Luan Yunping can't go back to the country. He is getting more and more courageous. Whatever Brother Cheng feeds him, it will affect him like this."

As soon as Shaobing spoke, Qi Yuncheng immediately turned around and pursed his lips.

Shao Bing understood this and his senior brothers had a tacit understanding, so he drew a number to indicate how much time was left.

After I learned that it was still a little long.

Prepare to make a name for yourself.

It wasn't called "famous", it was just to make the audience's tickets more valuable, so he quickly asked someone to bring his mobile phone from the backstage.

Bring your phone up for no other reason.

There are no baggage on the stage, it’s only fun when I’m present.

So he took an extra step forward, deliberately showed his phone and said, "It's night now, almost eleven o'clock. In China, it's almost morning, when most people get up.

But I know Master. He likes to sleep in. I'll try my luck by calling you and ask about your requirements.

See if he wants me to sing. "

Qi Yuncheng had no intention of telling the truth, he just called to make people laugh.

With a click of his finger, the call was made.

It is impossible to answer the call right away. You need to wait for a few seconds or ten seconds. But in these ten seconds, the 6000 people in the audience became strangely quiet. Not to mention completely silent, at least it felt a lot quieter for a moment. .

This feeling made all the actors on the stage look at each other.

More than 6000 people seemed to be playing together, so unified.

Finally the call got through and Master's voice appeared.

"What's wrong, Yuncheng? Is there anything going on so early?"

Teacher Guo's voice appeared, and the crowd started to commotion again.

As soon as there was a commotion, Guo Degang sat at home and instantly realized that he was really worthy of Yuncheng, and he could still find fault with himself during the performance.

Nine times out of ten, you want to bring yourself into the baggage.

I know him very well. I have been a master and apprentice for many years.

To put it bluntly, if you stick your butt out, you will know what shit to do.

"Master, um... Luan Yunping just called you a fat little black guy! It was so unpleasant that I couldn't bear to listen to it." Qi Yuncheng didn't say anything after the call was put through. Shaobingpidianpidian came over first to complain.

The laughter below couldn't be stopped.

This is the senior brother who doesn't hesitate to stab Zisi.

Luan Yunping was speechless and stood aside to speak quickly, "No, no, I praise you, Master, don't believe him."

"What are you bragging about?" Guo Degang asked, deliberately playing with the children.

"I compliment you on how handsome you are."

"Mmmmmmm!"

The person who acted as the master on the phone was so beautiful that she nodded desperately in agreement, "This is me, I'm just handsome."

"Woo~~"

6000 people cheered together, and Guo Degang heard the screams clearly through his mobile phone.

Sure enough, Yuncheng is still good at playing, and he can interact with himself even on the phone.

But this did add to the fun. The audience watched them intently, and no one walked or went to the toilet.

If you leave now, you won't die.

"Master, let me tell you something."

Finally, Qi Yuncheng asked about the business, "Just now my friends asked me to sing the truth. Do you think I should sing? 6000 people asked me to sing. I can't refuse the invitation, so I called you to ask for your opinion."

I can't make up my mind. "

"Then do you want to sing or not?" Guo Degang asked back.

"If I don't want to sing, how can I sing? I don't have the conditions." Qi Yunguo decisively refused. In the eyes of the audience, he was so sincere, as if he really didn't want to sing.

"Tell the truth." Guo Degang spoke again.

This time he didn’t even hesitate, “I don’t want to sing.”

"to be frank."

After asking two questions in a row, Qi Yuncheng changed his face and said, unable to hold back his emotions: "Sing, I want to sing so well." This sentence was full of baggage, and there was bursts of laughter below.

I don't want to sing that his style at the beginning was to hold back his losses and usurp the throne every day.

And just when I thought Teacher Guo would refuse, there was a voice.

"Okay, you can sing if you want. It will make you enjoy yourself. That's it. I still have to take a nap."

The phone hangs up.

The atmosphere was in an uproar.

No one expected to agree. Shaobing, Xiaosi, Luan Yunping, and Qi Yuncheng were all like this. They stood on the stage and listened to the noisy noise while wondering.

Suddenly Xiao Si came over and said, "Hey, Senior Brother, do you think this is a test for you? Although I agreed to sing, will we not be able to go back once we sing?"
Will he be thrown here?Senior brother, you have to think carefully. Once you make a mistake, you will never be able to recover. "

What he said was very likely. Qi Yuncheng also guessed whether the master was really playing. He knew that the old man was a thief and sometimes couldn't guess.

But the audience below couldn't wait any longer and were shouting everywhere. It was not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Sing one, don't go back, just keep talking about cross talk here."

"Sing one! Sing one!"

"Sing one~~"

At first, they were shouting in a chaotic manner, but the old and young men who were shouting in the theater actually shouted together, in perfect order.

Qi Yuncheng thought with a wry smile. The problem lies with him. Whether to sing or not to sing has become this situation.

If I had known better, I wouldn't have called, just covered it up with a baggage.

"Hey~~ Just sing, Master is not abroad anyway."

"Oh!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Cheers, applause erupted, and the anticipation was overwhelming.

However, the brothers and sisters on the stage were all smiling and felt that it was about to end. It was a rhythm that I couldn’t go back to.

But to be honest, the leader of the song does not have to sing it. This Taiping lyrics actually has a symbolic meaning. Zhang Yunlei also sang a short part on the variety show stage.

Qi Yuncheng exhaled while standing on a foreign stage. Grandpa Zhang probably didn't expect that he would become so popular, and that overseas tours would soon become a common occurrence.

"I sing the truth to you all, but remember not to take pictures with your mobile phone."

After all, there is no one who doesn’t take pictures with a mobile phone, the scene will definitely be wonderful.

"Say dear~~"

The three words came out of Qi Yuncheng's mouth, and the audience suddenly burst into applause that was even warmer than before.

"The sky is considered dear~~The sky has the sun, moon and stars~~
The ancients cannot see the moon now, but the bright moon once shone on the ancients~~"

The words were slightly changed and became what Master originally sang.

When the master changed, he didn't understand it and didn't think much about it. Now when his disciple sang it, he finally understood the meaning of doing so.

Today is different from the past. Everything in Deyunshe is in order, everyone has a good career, and the children are too cute.

After all, God is dear to us. As for the many difficulties and sufferings in the past, they have passed.

"The earth is dear~~ The earth is considered dear~~ Everything grows like gold. Where are the general's horses now? Who are the weeds and flowers waiting for~~"

After a few more words came out, Qi Yuncheng felt a little sad for some reason. He never thought that he would one day sing it.

"When it comes to kissing, the audience kisses. The audience and the actors are connected heart to heart. I remember there was an old saying in the early years, no gentleman can't support artists~~"

"Yesterday I braved the wind and snow to come to Saibei, and today I went to the south of the Yangtze River to compete for spring peaches and apricots~~

I advise you, don’t take advantage of me in wine, sex, wealth, eating, drinking, whoring or gambling. If you have nothing to do, go to Deyun Society and relax by listening to a couple of cross talk~~
I hold my fists and hold my hands in honor of all of you. I wish you all to attract wealth and treasures, and make money every day~~"

"it is good!!"

After singing the truth, the whole hall burst into cheers.

So what if it’s a huge venue with 6000 people? The crowd is also about to burst.

They were happy. Qi Yuncheng held the microphone and said, "I can't go back this time. Thank you all. Today's performance ends here. I hope you will pay more attention to Chinese folk art."

Taking a final bow, today’s scene is completely gone.

At the same time, on the other side, Guo Degang was resting in the study room at home. The nap he just said was just an excuse.

As for letting your child sing, let him sing. There is no test.

It is not easy for Yuncheng to follow him, and singing abroad can be regarded as a kind of remembrance for his children.

"I just don't know if there is a video."

Guo Degang really wanted to see the scene, but unfortunately there were not many opportunities abroad.

I can only continue to concentrate on dealing with the affairs of Qilin Club.

I have to book and rehearse plays every week, so I am very busy.

He is also willing to be busy. Singing is his biggest hobby.

I was busy contacting the troupe and teachers again and again, and the whole day passed quietly.

When night comes.

The Internet started to go crazy.

To what extent it is boiling, it directly ranks first on the hot search list! !
Other news websites have occupied the top spots.

[Qi Yuncheng sang the truth overseas and wanted to "seek to usurp the throne"! 】

Just a title is enough to get the buzz going.

The senior brothers in Yanjing saw that they usually chatted with each other, and none of them was not 99 plus.

Qi Yuncheng is also aware of the domestic popularity abroad. After being the first trending topic, he immediately posted a clarification on Weibo and even included a video.

[Master asked me to sing, it has nothing to do with me! 】

Guo Degang doesn't care about popularity. He's too busy and won't even know about the most popular posts, but he will pay attention to his children's meager posts.

When I saw this Weibo, I immediately left a message below.

"I was talking in my sleep. Who asked you to sing? Come back and wait."

As Master left messages and interacted, the scene became even more hilarious.

"Welcome to the Rose Garden as a guest."

"This is Senior Brother. I really dare to do it when asked, without hesitation at all."

"No, can we still come back to participate in the tenth anniversary collaborative performance? It's a bit uncertain."

"Yeah, so you refund the tickets, they won't come back."

"Good guy, your calculations are all ruined."

Busy on the internet.

Guo Degang glanced at it briefly, then clicked on the video to take a look.

When I saw the child singing, my eyes didn't move until I heard the words "to bring in wealth and make money every day" before I came back to my senses.

After coming back to his senses for a moment, he didn't know what to say, so he smiled silently and continued to deal with things.

It wasn't until late at night that Qi Yuncheng called to tell him his itinerary.

Now they have started to leave for the next city to perform, and it will take some time to travel around abroad.

"How many days until you come back?" After chatting for a while, Guo Degang asked.

"There are only a few days left, and I have to go to two cities to perform in the future. In the past few days, I have been thinking about buying some food for the children. It is good to see them happy that I am outside.

Is there anything you want? "

"There's nothing else I want. I have it all at home. I just want to start filming Dou Xiao Club when I come back. I told you before."

"Don't worry, I always remember it and won't accept too many things."

"Then let's do it. You still have jet lag, so don't stay up late." Guo Degang was satisfied, but he thought of something, "You can catch up with a play at Qilin Club on the day you come back. Come and see it when you have time."

"No problem, I'll take the whole family to see it. I have to let the children see the world now, otherwise Xi Xiguang will remember to eat."