Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 753 This is more energetic than the drunken Fenhewan day. Can you not be nervous? 【Please subscribe】

"I don't know what to say to this kid."

One child was taught the other, but Qin Xiaoxian was a little embarrassed. He didn't dare to make a phone call for any big matters. He turned to look at the disciples at home and said, "Would any of you go pick him up?"

"I go!"

"I go!"

"Forget it, let's go together."

Meng Hetang, Yang Jiulang, and Zhang Yunlei agreed together and left, as the journey was not far.

Guo Degang shook his head, "Hey, look how proud Lao Qin is, the three senior brothers picked him up together. Yuncheng, take care of yourself more."

"Well, I have a family with me. That's it, Master. I'll talk to you later."

The phone hangs up.

Qin Xiaoxian's matter was settled. Qi Yuncheng glanced at Captain Luan. Both of them found it funny.

It seems that the security guard at Master's house is very powerful. Even a popular actor like Qin Xiaoxian dares to stop him. Who dares to "offend" him in the Dou Xiao Club?

Whoever is offended will suffer.

Their fans are growing like crazy.

But as soon as he put down his mobile phone, the two actors backstage put on their coats and went to the side curtain. Qi Yuncheng looked at the time and saw that it was about 20:[-], which was almost the start of the show.

So we followed along and took a look at the audience in Qingdao, and found that they were also packed with seats. The whole venue was noisy and full of voices.

"Hello everyone, welcome to the Qingdao stop of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's tour. You will have a happy night tonight, and then please enjoy the cross talk "The Theory of Rules"..."

After the program was announced, a pair of actors from the first team came on stage to perform.

This pair is a team of veteran actors. They were originally from Deyun Alliance and came here with Sun Yue’s group in 2010. They are very capable.

It took them 25 minutes to bow down and leave the stage. When it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn for the second performance, the venue even said a name and the tens of millions of spectators roared.

The applause, shouts, and cheers were enough to deafen us.

How could the commotion of thousands of people not reach this level?

The more lively the cross talk is, the more it proves that Deyun is very popular nowadays. Yes, it is only Deyun Club that is popular.

Both Guqu Society and Qilin Society were developed under the aura of Deyun Society.

"Thank you, thank you all. It's so flattering to you to welcome us like this."

"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!!"

“Love you so much!!”

One by one, the female audience members suddenly screamed.

Qi Yuncheng quickly responded, "Hey, hey, I love you too, please don't let my wife hear it."

Luan Yunping laughed, "That's right, we came together for the tour."

"Is there anyone who loves Team Luan?"

"Yes! I love to fight!"

Another wave of girls responded. Qi Yuncheng stood on the large stage and looked at Luan Yunping with a smile, "Look, he loves us very much. Why don't we both follow him home?"

"It depends on whether you can afford to support us." Luan Yunping, who had already gotten used to the scene, agreed, and then packed up the handkerchiefs and fans used earlier.

"Yes, you might have been able to afford it before, but now that Captain Luan has become Vice President Luan, you may not be able to afford it."

"If you can afford it, give me 100 million!!!"

The audience at the big venue today was so excited, some of them shouted on the spot.

"Huo oh, 100 million? I can't give you 100 million, so I'll go with you." Verbally, Qi Yuncheng was unwilling to do anything, so he couldn't be sent away with 100 million. He didn't love money, but The movements of his hands were very honest, and he was constantly unbuttoning his coat.

The buttons opened in a few clicks, revealing the clothes underneath.

"What are you going to do?" Luan Yunping stopped immediately when she saw it, causing the whole theater to burst into laughter.

"Didn't you hear? She said she wanted to keep me, so I took off my coat and left."

"Does anyone have one? You just followed?"

"Ouch, I almost got deceived by you." Qi Yuncheng quickly stepped back, bowing his head and hurriedly fastening his coat, "Thanks to my cleverness, I noticed it."

"What did you notice?"

"There's no way a person worth 100 million can sit in the back. They obviously don't have any money."

Hahahahaha!
At this moment, the actors and the audience are joking and don't care about these things at all.

And this is also the state in which they talk about cross talk. When it comes to playing, there are no restrictions.

But after playing around for a while, the show still has to be performed.

"Thank you everyone. It can be seen that you are very happy and like us very much, otherwise you would not joke with us. Regardless of whether you support us or not, your buying tickets is a great encouragement to us."

Luan Yunping said, "I'm very flattering."

"But time is not forgiving. In fact, you have been praising us for a long time. In the blink of an eye, we are already this age." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng stepped to the side, looked at Luan Yunping carefully and then gestured to him, "These are all Your wife gave you the costume for your performance, right?"

"Yes."

"Look, everyone, in a blink of an eye, we are all married and have families. In this state at the beginning, we were all very simple little boys who only knew how to talk cross talk.

Later, due to fate, Captain Luan met his sister-in-law and settled down in Yanjing. After settling down, he even got a daughter with our help. "

"Just wait a moment, this is none of your business." Luan Yunping was speechless on the spot.

"You are conscientious. You are so busy with work that you don't have time to have a child. We persuaded him to have a child."

"You make it clear to avoid misunderstanding."

"My sister-in-law called me when she gave birth to the baby." Qi Yuncheng made a gesture to his ear, pretending to be a character, and said very guiltily: "I'm sorry, Yuncheng, I gave birth, but I'm just a girl."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner and wondered, "Why are I calling you?"

"I said it's okay, boys and girls are the same, and I quite like girls. Oops, he's here, hang up now."

"Okay, just be on guard against me."

There is always the burden of taking losses from partners, and the audience laughed a lot.

Qi Yuncheng suddenly sighed, "Actually, I feel good coming to a venue in Qingdao to talk about cross talk. It's not like the theater we went to last time, where I had to give advice to others."

"what happened?"

"There was something wrong with the toilet in that theater, and we almost fell down, Uncle Yu, when we were performing together."

"Is the floor slippery?" Luan Yunping asked seriously.

"Hey, I don't know who designed the decoration. Are the steps high, short or not? If they are particularly high..." Qi Yuncheng raised his leg and lowered it, "Everyone knows it is a hurdle when they see it, so go over it. But the steps Neither tall nor short, it is easy to dazzle others. At Teacher Yu's age, his eyesight is not good.

I thought it was stepped on, but it turned out not to be. "

"Stamped empty?"

"I asked the uncle to be careful when he went in. Be careful of the steps. But he was too anxious to get up, so he tripped. He stumbled forward and went straight to the toilet. He went from the front. What a coincidence. One person bumped into him, turned around, and sat down, sitting on the toilet."

"What's wrong with sitting down? It's a good thing you didn't fall. It's hard to fall at this age."

"It's better to fall." Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression and felt very uncomfortable.

"Why don't you just throw it?"

"There was a toilet scraper standing on the toilet, and he sat on it. As a result, he seemed extremely nervous during the whole night performance. This is not usually the case for grandpa performances."

"Nonsense, this is more energetic than the drunken Fenhewan day. Can you not be nervous?"

Hahahahaha!
Laughter burst out, and the thousands of people sitting below laughed wildly, as if this incident about Teacher Yu was not fake.Qi Yuncheng himself was also happy, "Anyway, after that performance, I often saw something was wrong with the uncle. I was very concerned and told him to take it easy. If he takes it easy, everything will be fine."

"Can you slow down that? How long is the handle? Can you bear it at such an old age?"

Suddenly another burst of laughter burst out, and I was so happy on and off the stage. It was this state that I felt like a fish in water on the stage. It was no longer as simple as performing, or just chatting and telling jokes very easily.

After the laughter subsided, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "I don't know where you can go to listen to the cross talk between my master and uncle next time. Just pay more attention and see if he is nervous or not."

"You shouldn't be nervous, I'm an old actor."

"That's if I can bear to act as if nothing happened." Qi Yuncheng added a casual sentence, then looked at his partner and said, "After talking about Uncle Yu, let's talk about Luan Yunping."

"Okay, it's my turn again." Luan Yunping shook her head helplessly.

"Luan Yunping, you all know me too well. Don't look at me, but my family is rich. When we were renting a house, his family had a big villa."

Having said it all, Luan Yunping had to cooperate and agree no matter what, "Yes."

He agreed, and Qi Yuncheng opened up and said, "Their house has floor heating, and most of us have to light a briquette stove at home. Our house sweeps the floor with a broom, but their house already uses a sweeping robot."

You all know this. "

"Everyone knows about the round robot that charges and sweeps the floor and comes back after hitting the wall."

"People have to die when comparing with others, and things have to be thrown away when comparing goods. This condition is destined to be good for others. Besides, if we raise animals and dogs at home, can other people's pets be different from ours?"

Luan Yunping said, "Is it different?"

Qi Yuncheng opened his arms and measured the size of the dog. "The dog they raise, the Golden Retriever, is such a big dog. I don't know what to eat when it grows up. And our dog, the Chinese Pastoral Dog, costs 42 for ten yuan."

"Good guy." Luan Yunping held the table and was surprised, "Does the dog seller still want some money?"

"Can we compete with others? I have to go out to walk my dog ​​when it's windy or rainy. I walk in front of me, and the [-] or so dogs behind me follow me. Can their dog do the same? Just walk it in the house."

"Wulila?"

"Big golden retriever, when I saw it was raining outside, I pulled it in the living room and made a puff."

Qi Yuncheng began to move, gesturing from left to right. Luan Yunping looked at the area of ​​three or four meters and grinned, "This shit is bigger than a dog."

"After the dog went away, the electric sweeping robot came over, pushed the shit, hit the wall and came back."

"Ouch."

When I think about the scene, not to mention how disgusting it is, Luan Yunping's facial features are almost twisted together, and the audience is almost the same, they are all so even.

"Later, your family hired a tile craftsman to renovate the house. The tile craftsman cried as soon as he came. He has been working in the industry for 50 years, but he didn't expect to meet a master. He made it so smooth."

Luan Yunping continued, "This is when you meet a master."

"The key is that your home still has floor heating."

"Still baking it?"

"Everyone who passed by was stunned." Qi Yuncheng looked left and right, then picked up his nose and sniffed twice, and asked curiously, "Where is this place that stews shit?"

"I've never heard of it, who stews this stuff?"

As they talked and laughed, there was a lot of laughter in the huge venue.

Today's cross talk, the more it is said, the more picturesque it becomes, and cross talk has to be like this, what is important is to be immersed in the scene.

It's a little gross though.

"You saw it, everyone, can you compare with others?" Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and pointed at Luan Yunping to tell the truth.

Luan Yunping was speechless, "That's incomparable."

"I also have a hobby, playing billiards, which is a very gentleman's sport."

"I like this."

"As soon as we entered the billiard hall, all the billiard players stood up." Qi Yuncheng looked at one party as if he saw Luan Yunping coming in, then raised his hands and clapped and shouted: "Welcome, the master is here~~ and there is a nickname. "

"My name is?"

"Oh, Du Lei from the billiards world is here~~"

"What are you talking about?"

Luan Yunping couldn't listen anymore and stopped Qi Yuncheng who was still applauding. Qi Yuncheng looked at him and wondered, "What's wrong?"

"That's called the David Tear of billiards."

"What did I say?"

"Du Lei Tie."

"What's the difference between the two?"

"One can score a goal, and one can't."

"Oh, after all, you are a married person and you know more. I will give a lecture later."

"What's there to say?"

Everyone knows this stuff, but Qi Yuncheng pretended not to understand at all and continued to applaud and welcome, "Oh, from the billiards world..."

After hesitating for a moment, Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping, who immediately told him, "David."

Qi Yuncheng understood instantly, turned back to look at the audience and said: "David from the billiards world is here with Du Lei~"

"I didn't bring it with me." Luan Yunping broke through her defense instantly and stretched out her hand to pull.

Qi Yuncheng continued to turn his head to look at his partner. After understanding, he continued to shout, "I didn't take Du Lei with me~"

"Don't talk about it if you don't have it with you."

"He won't let you say hey~"

"What did you say."

"Oh oh oh, I bought it and bought it."

"Where did you buy it?"

"He didn't buy it."

"Stop talking about you."

"I don't want to tell you whether you have the money to buy it or not?" Qi Yuncheng asked seriously.

"Okay."

Luan Yunping was tired after every sentence, and she frowned and complained, "Why don't you just go with the person who supports you? Talking about cross talk with you is too tiring."

This was definitely not in the lines. The audience felt Luan Yunping's helplessness, and everyone looked at him with a smile.

As for his addition, Qi Yuncheng had a good idea, "Forget it, can we skip this topic?"

"It should have been skipped a long time ago."

"But I don't know what to say. Let's start over."

"alright."

Immediately, Qi Yuncheng started to extend his hands to applaud again and shouted in welcome, "Oh, Du Lei from the billiards world is here~"

"Are you done yet?" Luan Yunping, who usually had a serious face, finally couldn't hold back his laughter here. His partner was having fun with this, and he couldn't hold back anymore. There were thousands of spectators in the venue, and he was laughing so hard.

A gurgling sound of joy.

Watching the two of them talking about cross talk, you can listen to it casually and enjoy it casually, without any effort at all.

The only thing that takes effort is laughing.

(End of this chapter)