Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 597 The Beggar Version Luan Yunping! 【Subscribe】

In the side screen, Yan Hexiang and Guo Qiling knew the senior brother's tricks.

But it's not a trick either.

Crosstalk is a well-known thing, and the effect of smashing and hanging is always better when I am on the scene, and then I respond with a smile.

After all, after they finished talking, it was the master and uncle's appearance, so I guess they could talk about it.

But on stage, after talking and laughing for a while.

According to the time, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping still have to go in and get back to work. Today, the master-disciple father-son special session, the two of them also went to talk hard, talking about a section of "Shuangxueji Whispering Words"!
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng spoke.

"These dialects should be spoken well. I think the Shandong dialect is interesting. For example, there is a place in Shandong called Jinan, and the people there speak very humorously."

"is it?"

"Today, the two of us will teach everyone how to speak the people from Jinan, Shandong, okay?"

Audience: "Good!!"

Some supporters yelled, and Luan Yunping nodded happily after hearing that. She glanced at her partner and asked, "Why are you two learning from each other?"

"If one person can't express it, two people must do it."

"Oh, so there is a plot?"

Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth, "There is not much difference in age between the two of us. According to age, you are one year older than me!"

"One year older?"

"I'm your father, so..."

"Don't say that."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and pulled it, feeling unreasonable, "What are you doing? I'm one year older, why are you still my father?"

"The plot needs it!"

"What's the plot?"

"The two of us are two rich families in Jinan. Our family is very rich, and you are also rich, but worse than us. The two families are neighbors.

As the child grew up, your father wanted you to call me godfather in order to get closer and closer. "

Only now did Luan Yunping understand, and she repeated from behind the table, "Godfather?"

"Yes! Godfather, not relatives." Qi Yuncheng patted his partner and comforted him, "Now you have peace of mind!"

"There's nothing solid about that either."

Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the people below and continued, "That is to say, we have this kind of relationship. Later, when we grew up, I went to Yanjing to do business. After you got married, you also went to Yanjing to do business. Check points, eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and smoke, and fall into the streets.

The two of us met by accident.

I'm already a big boss, I've made a fortune, and I saw you and the street in rags.Beg along the street. "

"beg?"

"Yes! Because I am your godfather, I have to take care of you, and then the two of them chatted back and forth, and everyone heard it as if they were talking about cross talk."

"Is that interesting?"

"It's so fun, isn't it!"

"Go, go, go!"

Luan Yunping looked forward to it with a smile on her face, and kept nodding.

And Qi Yuncheng immediately prepared to roll up the sleeves of his coat, but just as he rolled up, he unconsciously looked at his partner's whole body and sighed.

"Oh, you don't look like a beggar!"

"Then how do we do it?" Luan Yunping stretched out both hands, showing off her stature.

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, took a step forward, and pointed at the collar of his coat, "Undo that button."

Luan Yunping started to unbutton herself, but Qi Yuncheng didn't delay, he lifted the front scarf of his coat and tied it around his waist, and then the collar and hem of the clothes revealed the white clothes he was wearing underneath.

It makes people look messy.

"Yes, that's it, that's like saying rags!"

"Is that all right?"

"Reluctantly, but it still doesn't look like it!"

Looking around again, Qi Yuncheng stared at Luan Yunping beside him worryingly, "It's still too tidy in a coat, let me see if there is anything in the backstage, wait a moment."

After talking, he left, and after a while, Qi Yuncheng had something extra in his hand, and he was happy to see it.

It was a long-sleeved piece, but the long-sleeve was ripped to pieces, almost like strips of cloth, and when it was brought up, it was directly pointed at Luan Yunping's head.

Set the opening.

"Come, come, stretch your sleeves!"

Luan Yunping complained while cooperating, "Are there any sleeves here?"

"Put it on and see!"

"Does this look good?"

"Why is it not good-looking, come and show off everyone."

As soon as Luan Yunping turned around, the appearance of a beggar appeared. The coat was all strips of cloth, and the coat was also messed up.

But it was still not finished, Qi Yuncheng continued to take out things, "There are a little decorations!"

"What decoration?"

"It's winter, I'm afraid you will be cold and prepare more for you."

"what?"

Luan Yunping wondered what was around her neck when her partner put it on, "Good guy, is this your child's meson?"

"Don't talk nonsense, this is for our dog to pave the floor."

"Hey! It's not as good as Jiezi!" Luan Yunping was so disgusted, but the more he hated the audience, the happier he was, and he looked like a beggar.

But Qi Yuncheng was still not satisfied, he took a step back on the stage and looked again, "The clothes are almost the same, but the face is not the same! He is so energetic and flushed, I have a little decoration!"

"Still decorating?"

He took it out of his trousers pocket, and stuck a white dog skin plaster with a black circle on Luan Yunping's face, making her look alive.

The more you look below, the happier you will be.

They were happy, Qi Yuncheng stopped, "Don't worry about it now, my hair is almost bad, I'll ask my uncle to borrow a wig!"

"Still busy."

The partner went down again, Luan Yunping let out a helpless cry, and just as she was helpless, a messy long wig was buttoned up, and once it was buttoned up, her state and appearance became even more sloppy.

There is a taste of Su Qier, the champion of martial arts.

"What do I look like?"

"It looks good, don't worry, but I have to make up too!"

"How?"

"Isn't this brought up?"

By the way, Qi Yuncheng put a straw hat and a roll of paper on the table, buttoned the straw hat on his head, pulled out the roll, folded it in two, wrapped it around the back of his neck, and took it off his shoulders as a scarf .

Give a dress of Xu Wenqiang from Shanghai Beach.

"This is the prop we talk about cross talk, if you can deal with it, deal with it." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan, "This is my big cigarette bag. You also take a fan and open it halfway. That is the casserole you want to eat."

"How did you come to me, it's not good?"

"Beggar! I'm coming from the left, you crawl out of the ditch over there!"

"Why are you still crawling out of the ditch?"

"Picking up food, asking so many why, here it is."

"Good good!"

Helpless.

Luan Yunping, who was wearing a messy wig, a dog skin plaster, a meson, a cloth strip, and a coat, with a half-opened fan in her hand, went to take her place. Once she took her place, Qi Yuncheng was there While watching, in fact, I almost didn't enjoy it.

If the wind blows, the partner will definitely be like a big moth.

Strips of cloth fluttered.

Not for a while.

The two meet left and right.

Qi Yuncheng was full of style, touching his "scarf" with one hand, and holding a big cigarette pouch in the other, "Hey, doesn't this look like a dog?"

"Who is it?" Luan Yunping said angrily.

"That's the only word I have. Your nickname is Gou'er. I call you back."

"Why?"

"Isn't this godfather? You have to say this, or everyone won't know about this relationship!"

"come on."

Retreat to the positions on both sides, and the two meet again.

Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and said, "Doesn't this look like a dog?"

"Aren't you godfather?" Luan Yunping replied.

"Baby, baby!" Qi Yuncheng's face was full of concern, "Why did you ask for food? It's so pitiful! Haven't you eaten for a few days?"

"I've never eaten."

"I can't see you like this. I feel bad. I can't watch you suffer."

"Then what should we do?"

"I'll close my eyes."

"Fuck you!" Luan Yunping pushed, her voice became much louder, "Shut up if you don't like it?"

Staggering a few steps, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak with a big cigarette bag, and said distressedly, "I have to take care of you, baby, baby, why are you so pitiful? How many years have you been back?"

"Ten years!" Luan Yunping replied with a bitter face.

With this response, Qi Yuncheng was surprised, "Ten years ago, did you go home? Do you know everything about the family?"

"What's wrong?"

"You don't know?"

"Who told me?"

"Big cigarette bag" slapped the table, and Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "There was an accident that year, and there was a lot of trouble. The rain, the thunder, the thunder, the thunder!"

"how?"

"The whole village hacked to death more than 20 old men."

Luan Yunping's eyes widened, "Cut the old man to death?"

Qi Yuncheng said excitedly, "There are more than 20 old men!"

"What's the matter?"

"They're all bad old men!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at Luan Yunping's voice and whispered, "They're all old men who are unclean with their daughters-in-law! They were all hacked to death."

Out of curiosity, Luan Yunping walked over to her partner and asked seriously, "Is my father okay?"

Hahahahaha!
The gymnasium was full of laughter, all amused by Luan Yunping's appearance and words.

Qi Yuncheng recalled it for a while, and waved his hands, "It's okay! Don't worry, your father is fine!"

"He is nice!"

"Chop your grandfather to death!!!"

"Hey!!"

Hahahaha!

There was another burst of laughter, and all the audience below were cheerful.

"Everyone is talking," Qi Yuncheng said again.

"What else?"

"Don't gossip, don't gossip, show that Luan's family is a pack of wolves, God opened his eyes in a fit of anger, and killed the old stinky hooligan~"

"Stop singing allegro." Luan Yunping asked anxiously behind the table, "How is my father?"

"Your father? It's okay!! Your father is amazing! He eats his fill every day, and punches whenever he has nothing to do." Qi Yuncheng stretched out both hands to gesture for punching.

Luan Yunping was quite happy like this, "Yes."

"But he didn't do it for physical fitness."

"Why?"

"To be a hooligan."

"Return this!!"

"After eating and drinking enough, go to the big tree at the entrance of the village and stop. A woman will come over there. Your father will report to the outside. I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass here, stay and buy a road. fiscal."

"Robbery?"

"It frightened this woman, and she pulled out the knife in one fell swoop."

Picking up the fan Qi Yuncheng compared it to a knife, and showed his figure, "This is a martial arts practitioner, chasing your father all over the village.

Press and hold the mouth, and the mouth looks like it doesn't want money. "

"Good guy."

"It made your father run forward, and he fell into the cesspit and drowned."

Luan Yunping suddenly felt uncomfortable, "Did it fall into the cesspit?"

"The whole village said it was a good thing!"

"Why is it still a good thing?"

"Eat your fill before you die."

"My mother."

"Everyone is saying, be the best, don't gossip, show the Luan family a pack of wolves, God opened his eyes in a fit of anger, and drowned the old rascal."

The more she listened, the more shameful she became, Luan Yunping held her back, still speaking in dialect, "Don't talk, how is my wife?"

"Your wife?" Qi Yuncheng was puzzled, and described her appearance, "The one with the beard?"

"What a beard!"

"Which one is that?"

"I married my daughter-in-law and left. It's so nice."

Thinking of it, Qi Yuncheng suddenly slapped the table, "It's all up to your wife, your father is dead, your grandfather is also dead, who is in charge of such a big family property? It's all in your wife's hands."

"Yes."

"The inn has been opened, and all the hooligans and bachelors from ten miles and eight villages have come to your house. Everyone said..."

"Let's not talk about you, open a hospital?"

"Do you think about it or not?" Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner's outfit.

"Think about it, you have to save me."

"Whatever you do, you have to take it seriously, and you can earn money even if you ask for food."

"How to make money."

"You can't do this, there are a few words you have to learn."

"Any more words?"

"You have to say that!" Qi Yuncheng muttered while patting the table to beat the rhythm.

"It's so pitiful that I asked for food, and the buns in my arms were replaced by earthen pots. I ate nothing for three days in a row. I was so hungry that I kept turning around.

There are sesame seed cakes that the old lady can't eat, stuffed buns that children shake off, pearl agate and jade skewers, there are more than a dozen skewers.

I was shivering from the cold, someone gave me some fox fur cotton coats, I am not begging for food, I was so sick that I was sweating, so it took three days..."

"Get rich?"

"I'll kill you."

"Go to hell."

The crosstalk is down!

Two people on the stage took three steps back, bowed and turned to step off the stage.

At the same time, the audience burst into applause.

For this cross talk, they liked Luan Yunping's face, and Luan Yunping got rid of these messy things as soon as she went down.

Especially the dog skin plaster on the face, I don't know where to get it.

And when they went down, it was Guo Degang and Yu Qian's turn to play. The two were dressed in black coats and were full of energy, ready to have a good talk in front of so many people.

But when Lord Hou announced the curtain, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came down.

Guo Degang looked at the child and said something more.

"By the way, I thought about it just now. Isn't it the new year? It's the new year. I'm going to make a new plan. Don't run around anymore. Don't you and your brothers want to play now? ?
Various variety shows and movies.

Don't join other people's, let's make one ourselves.

In order to avoid seeing people for half a year after leaving one by one, we will join our own when we come back. "

(End of this chapter)