Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Sitting in his seat, Wu Jing watched his daughter-in-law bewilderedly trying to get her younger son to learn from Yun Cheng, so she didn't want to say much, instead she agreed after thinking about it.

They have two children. It is not impossible for one to learn martial arts and the other to learn cross talk and acting.

Anyway, it's a craft, and it doesn't matter whether he enters the entertainment industry or not in the future, plus the relationship between the few of them, he can first recognize a master before talking.

It's just that in this seniority, he still has to miss it to some extent.

Because as long as they recognize it, their seniority will be completely messed up. There is no way, let's call each other their own, who is so familiar.

So he and his wife settled down and continued to watch Yun Cheng's last performance.

……

"Master Luan is amazing."

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb, "Every time I see him, my respectful psychology spreads from the inside out, and I even have to bow every time I see him!"

"Respect!"

"I can't help it today!"

Qi Yuncheng took a decisive step to the side, bowed to all the audience at the Beijing Exhibition, and then the applause was rolling in. Luan Yunping looked speechless and laughed.

"You took care of it quite well today, didn't you?"

"This movie is about to be released, so we have to fight it out!"

"Then spare yourself, and spare me."

"Mainly I don't have so many fathers!"

"Nonsense, neither do I!"

Hahahaha!

A piece of laughter came out.

Qi Yuncheng was also happy, and looked at his partner, "Anyway, to express my feelings, the old man is a good guy, and he is also a powerful figure, he can do everything, especially his cooking skills."

"Oh?" Luan Yunping froze, "My father cooks well?"

"Of course, I learned all my skills from your father. Because your father is good at cooking, I was attracted by the cafeteria of a unit and invited him over."

"Make a big pot of rice?"

"Yes! There is no one who doesn't like food." Qi Yuncheng tried his best to praise him, "Including the whole unit cafeteria, your father is praised for being popular, but the better the person, the easier it is to be envied by others."

Luan Yunping was puzzled, "Is anyone still jealous?"

"Later, your father was reported."

"what's up?"

"Whoa!"

Qi Yuncheng thought for a moment in a flustered state of being wronged by the old man, "Actually, I really don't blame your father. There is a saying that a cook doesn't steal grain and doesn't collect it. It's not a big deal to take something to eat or something when cooking."

Hearing this, Luan Yunping naturally understood what she was going to say with a familiar joke, and said slowly, "It's nothing more than a normal thing."

"Take some of that salt noodles."

"What's that called?"

"Rock candy cubes."

"Just take this? Someone is jealous of him."

"Monosodium glutamate, onion, ginger and garlic." Qi Yuncheng was smiling the whole time.

Luan Yunping's indifferent attitude said, "It's nothing."

"Pepper noodles, whole peppercorns."

"That's how much."

"Steamer!"

"Huh?" Suddenly something was wrong, Luan Yunping's expression changed visible to the naked eye.

"refrigerator!"

"Ouch?"

"Oven! Drawer! Fan! Light!"

"Hoo!"

"Tables, chairs and benches! Door frames!"

"You want this too?"

"Beams and floor tiles, waitresses!"

"Huh! Even the waitress has been kidnapped?"

Qi Yuncheng spread out his arms and held the lunch box, "Think about it, the unit leaders cried when they came to cook with tableware."

"how?"

Looking left and right, Qi Yuncheng cried, "I remember our unit has a cafeteria!"

In the middle of the theater, there was a lot of laughter.

Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping said, "Good guy, let my father be razed to the ground?"

"Oh, just because of this little thing, I called the police and arrested your father. It's an unjust, false and wrongful case. I was sentenced to ten years."

"not much!!"

After knowing that her father stole so many things, Luan Yunping said firmly, "This should be shot!"

"Anyway, I was sentenced to ten years in prison, and I finally behaved very well in the prison. I was released half a day early!!"

"Okay! If you want me, I'll be full! Give him that face?"

Hahahaha!

Laughter came out again, the audience looked at the actors and felt Luan Yunping's stubbornness, and the last cross talk was too fast to say, it was just a joke here and there to amuse, it was enough to make them happy.

It's just that after talking for so long, Qi Yuncheng is actually a little tired.

There is only one cross talk, and there are so many comebacks, which add up to a little over an hour.

In the early hours, without drinking a sip of water, I kept saying that even a young person would have a dry mouth and a little uncomfortable throat.

But that's what they do, so even after the joke was finished, Qi Yuncheng still led a group of actors to sing a ditty to end today's scene.

Once it's over, it's a big deal.

The audience got up from their seats and quickly rushed to the vicinity of the stage, forming a chaotic sea of ​​people.

There are autographs, photos, and chat interactions.

And this scene can only be maintained by the staff, otherwise it is easy to cause accidents. At the same time, it is impossible for the actors to leave immediately, let alone step off the stage. If they go down, they will tear up the appointment.

Looking at the crowd gathered in the big film below, Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Everyone, please leave in an orderly manner. Also, please pay attention to my master's movie and the variety show "Happy Trio"! Uncle Yu and Aunt Bai are inside!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I like you! It is because of you that I like drum music!"

The audience rushed to the front, shouting at the actors on the stage.

"Thank you! Thank you for your attention to Quyi!"

"I went to all the venues this year, and I have all the ticket stubs from your venue!"

"Thank you so much."

"When you were in the small theater before, I came every day."

"I hope you will get better and better. You are my favorite actor, and I like your cross talk and drum music the most."

"How long did it take to go to the small theater! I'll go with you to listen to all the small theaters of Deyun Club."

"The first time I came to Yanjing to listen to cross talk, I just listened to you. I really like you."

……

In the chaotic and noisy crowd, Qi Yuncheng was able to reply a few words at first, but when more and more people came to talk and interact, he remained silent and only responded to them with a smile and a nod.

He really panicked because he didn't drink water and his throat was dry, but if the audience asked him something, he would still answer.

The influence of an actor in this era is huge, and can even change a person's various hobbies and habits, even for the actor he likes, he is willing to travel across mountains and rivers to watch the show.

This moved Qi Yuncheng very much. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why he insisted on talking about cross talk.

After standing for a while, signing autographs and taking pictures with some audience members, he slowly stepped off the stage.

It was impossible not to go down, otherwise they would never leave.

After going down, he took off his coat and took a brief rest. Qi Yuncheng went backstage and saw Wu Jing, Xie Nan, and a little boy beside him.

This little boy looks like Xie Nan to the naked eye.

But without waiting to say more, Wu Jing went straight to the topic, "Yun Cheng, there is something I want to discuss with you, see if it works!"

"what?"

"I asked our second child to learn cross talk with you, what do you think?"

"Ok??"

Qi Yuncheng was stunned on the spot, Wu Jing's family has two children, one is Wu Zhuang and the other is Wu Youyou. Just from the names, it can be seen that the family is powerful.

But not long after he was born, Wu Youyou, who grew up with his family respectfully, asked him to learn cross talk in the future, which is somewhat unbelievable.

If he wants to enter the circle in the future, he will also practice martial arts or act like his father, so there is no point in talking about cross talk.

Even if you talk about cross talk, you won't come to me, the seniority is different.

Reluctantly said, "Uncle Jing, are you joking? If he learns cross talk, how will I discuss it with you and my master?"

"No problem."

Xie Nan waved his hand, very generously, "Let's talk about our own business, I call you sister-in-law, right?"

Speaking of his daughter-in-law, Qi Yuncheng had a headache. He could blame it or blame her for treating her as a younger sister first, otherwise the chaos would not have reached this level.

It's good now, participating in a program is going to be completely messed up.

But refuse?It seems that there is no reason to refuse, and the relationship is not bad.

Besides, if you recognize a master, you may not necessarily talk about cross talk in the future, it is nothing more than a good relationship, and you recognize a relationship, which is very common in cross talk.

My uncle and master have all recognized godfather.

"Then I'll go ask my master, if there is no problem, I can make sure first!"

If you want to agree to Qi Yuncheng, you can directly agree, but you have to mention your seniority, even if you know that your master will not disagree.

"we have a deal."

Wu Jing nodded in satisfaction. It could be seen that Yun Cheng didn't have much of an opinion, and Teacher Guo would definitely have no objection when the time came, they were so familiar with each other.

"How about it? Go to eat? Which restaurant is good nearby? Is there anything delicious?"

Wu Jing didn't treat Yun Cheng like an outsider at all. They had gotten to know each other very well after participating in the Happy Trio. Don't look at it for ten days, but it's like this between men.

From acquaintance and special familiarity, there is only one opportunity.

With him like this, Qi Yuncheng naturally didn't need to round up the words like ordinary friends, and said directly what was in his heart, "Someday, my son is still at home! But when I perform, my wife and the others take care of me.

Besides, I still have a daughter, can I not go back and pamper her? "

"Hahahaha! I understand, I understand!"

Wu Jing laughed extremely happily, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice. They are all slaves to daughters, and they really understand that feeling.

As sweet as a heart, and then continue to speak.

"That's right, I also have one at home, and when I'm three years old, I hope Xiaoli and Jingjing can go to a kindergarten.

But it's still early, if we have time recently, let's go to Brother Qian'er's racecourse together, and then let the child meet the future master.

How about next Friday? "

"OK! I have time!"

"Okay, see you then! Let's go!"

"I'll take it to you."

"What are you giving me! See you later!"

After a brief chat, Wu Jing's family left, and they were visibly happy when they left, because they recognized a relationship, and it didn't matter even if they were lowered by one generation.

They also like cross talk and don't care anymore.

But Qi Yuncheng turned around and went backstage, with a strange expression on his face, what he really said.

Suddenly, a little apprentice was identified.

I also thought about going to Teacher Gao to ask for one after a while.

But at this time, seeing her partner come back, Luan Yunping walked over, and he also heard the voice, after all, it was not a secret, so he spoke.

"Have an apprentice?"

"Yeah, I really don't know what to say!"

"How long have you been a teacher? Jingjing together?"

Luan Yunping was thinking about this. She originally thought that the children of both parties would learn from each other after they were born, but they were all daughters.

It is impossible for Luan Yunping to have another child. Now that Qi Yuncheng has given birth to another child, he naturally has the hope of being a teacher.

"It's still early? They are both a few months old. When they were three years old, they worshiped together when they were in kindergarten."

Luan Yunping was speechless, "You can reach far enough."

"Hey!! That's an apprenticeship, are you sure the master has already confirmed it? Waiting for so long is also waiting for other brothers to accept apprentices to join us.

Otherwise, the two children are apprentices? "

As soon as Luan Yunping heard it, the children who were a few months old could only worship together later, otherwise a group of people would see two children who can't walk worship their teachers?

It was a comedy scene when you think about it.

But the two of them were chatting, and Shaobing came over with a mobile phone like a dog, "Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng! My wife called again, saying that she recently made an appointment for a wedding photo. Is there a more reliable photo studio!"

"Yes, I have!"

Qi Yuncheng's eyes turned around and he became more energetic. He didn't make a fuss when he got married, so he has a lot of experience.

"Why not! What style do you like! If you like exterior scenes, don't choose when it's cold.

Back then, my daughter-in-law was so cold that she even ran to the Great Wall, and she was blown stupid.

I really don't know what your sister-in-law is thinking.

Of course you can't pick a cold time, this year it's getting hotter faster! "

……

……

"Ahhhhh!!"

Song Yi, who was breastfeeding her son at home, suddenly turned to the side and sneezed a little.

When she sneezed, Song's mother was a little anxious, "What's wrong? Have you caught a cold?"

"no!"

Song Yi shook his head, glanced at the son in his arms, and handed it to his mother, "I always feel like my husband is talking about me."

"Come on!" Song's mother glanced at her daughter, "I really think you have telepathy? That must be twins, how can you!"

"Maybe, we will be like one person after we get married, maybe there will be?"

Too lazy to argue with her, Song's mother looked at her cute little grandson very happily, growing up day by day, although she can't speak yet, she looks very cute.

Same as Xixi back then.

However, while coaxing the child to play, suddenly the voice of the little girl came from one side, "Ah! Mom!"

"what happened?"

Just answered.

Suddenly the little girl came out of the bathroom, and the clothes on her chest were wetted a lot.

"How did this happen!"

"Dog!!" Xixi was aggrieved while holding the cup for brushing her teeth, "The dog slipped and bumped into Xixi."

Song Yi checked her daughter's clothes, and then glanced at the noodles next to her. The noodles seemed to know that she had made a mistake, and her head drooped. Its claws would not slip when touching the smooth tiles.

"Really, let you brush your teeth by yourself, that's it, didn't you fall?"

"No, it's just that Xixi's water was spilled, how soon will Dad be back?" the little girl was curious.

"Who knows, your father is performing, probably soon. By the way..."

Leng Buding recalled that today was the first broadcast of the Happy Trio, Song Yi immediately picked up the tablet on the table, "Before Dad comes back, let's watch Mom and Dad's show!"