Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 542 The Nine Heads Case!Give me back my hat!
During the recording of the program, Qi Yuncheng seriously talked about the nine-headed case that he was preparing for for an unknown period of time.

Regardless of the story or the rhythm, he followed what the master taught.

Try to interpret it well.

The story also started from the Zhenwu Temple, when Ma San asked Boss Jia to borrow money, and then there was an agreement in Zhuanta Hutong.

The process of talking, because it is related to the murder case.

The audience below listened to the actor's book without the slightest distraction.

Especially when it comes to the haunted part, which is their favorite.

"As soon as we left Xizhimen, it was already dark. It's cold now!"

Qi Yuncheng sat on the chair with his neck shrunk, his hands tucked into the sleeves of his coat, "It's such a cold day, and I don't even have a hat on my head, so it's quite uncomfortable when the wind blows.

A little run to go home.

The main road outside Xizhimen is not like it is now. It didn't exist in those days. There was a small path with trees on both sides.

As I was walking, suddenly... a dead man was hanging on a tree by the roadside.

In those days, there were times when we couldn’t make it through, there was no way out, and there were often people who hanged themselves and died on the street, so it wasn’t a big deal. "

During the speech, Qi Yuncheng acted as a character in surprise, and said to himself, "Oh, look, there wasn't one when I came out, and I've got one now.

Looking at the owner who hung it, he was wearing clean clothes and a hat on his head.

Hey~ You said that there is something you can't think about, you see you hanged yourself, and the clothes you wear are better than mine.You still have a hat, I don't even have a hat.

Stepping on his feet, he took off his hat.

So if someone says what you said is unreasonable, how can he get it if he hangs himself?Ladies and gentlemen, this one is not hung so high, it's not like you have to find a beam to hang on in TV dramas as you imagined.

As long as the master hangs there, the toes can barely touch the ground, and he can die.

Don't talk about this, it is said that you can hang yourself on the doorknob, tie a shoelace on the doorknob, hang it up and sit there, your butt can't reach the ground, and you are finished. "

After hanging himself, Qi Yuncheng explained a bit, but suddenly thought of something, and quickly stretched out his hand to stop him.

"I'm just saying this, everyone on the scene and in front of the video don't try it, especially children from one to one hundred years old don't imitate it."

Have fun talking.

It should be reminded that the current Internet is too capable of guiding people, if someone really tries, he will be in trouble.

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng raised his finger and continued to the topic.

"That's why the master found a place quite close to him and tied a rope to hang it, and he stepped on his feet, and the person was finished. Naturally, Ma San was able to reach the hat down by stepping on his feet.

One buckle!Huo, it's quite suitable!Take it off and have a look, [-]% new, not bad! "

"Thank you!!" Qi Yuncheng smiled as he looked at the dead man, "I won't take off the clothes, well, you have a good journey, and in your next life you will be born into a good family.

I like this hat, so I took it away. "

"It's not far to go home, and it takes about ten minutes to go home. There are no people in the wasteland by the roadside, just such a lonely small yard.

There are several small houses in the yard.

Come in, close the door, and sit with some boiling water.When I left in the morning, the leftovers I ate were hot again.After eating, brush the guy and put it aside, it will be dark. "

Putting his hand on the table, Qi Yuncheng erected the fan on the table, "Lighted the wax and put it on the table, and found a big earthen pot to wash the tea leaves.

It's almost dry, take the bowl for eating and pour it on to drink.

Okay, I have to go to bed early today, what's the matter, I'll go as soon as the city gate opens tomorrow.I reckoned that I would get up around the fourth watch, so I rushed there and waited for a while, and when the door opened at the fifth watch, I would enter the city.

Zhuanta Hutong, the second house here, I will go there and wait for my second brother to go.

Do something for him and give me the money, and I'll do it.

Poor people have to live, so what should we do? "

After learning the words of the characters to make the audience feel more substituting, the actors on the stage turned their words back, "I muttered to myself, I'm almost finished drinking, and I don't need to refill the pot, push it to the side, blow the wax and lie down to sleep.

According to the time, it is now past eleven o'clock at night, and the wind is blowing outside.

In the wilderness, the wind sounds particularly harsh when it blows, and Ma San is about to fall asleep in a daze.

When I seem to be asleep, I listen to someone talking in the yard.

Give me the hat! ! ! "

The last sentence, Qi Yuncheng's voice was cold and desolate, and the audience below heard their expressions and goosebumps.

There was even a slight movement.

Because this is something of a dead person, I don't know how it came to me.

Very weird.

Qi Yuncheng's voice became smaller and smaller, "The voice of this sentence is not very loud, and it can be heard three or five steps away from the door.

Shout out and give me the hat~

As soon as Ma San turned over, he sat up, and the cold wind came up along the ditch of his spine. "

"Ah!!" Qi Yuncheng screamed in a hoarse voice, with unspeakable panic and nervousness, "Who, who? Don't scare me, I have a kitchen knife.

Fear at its extreme is anger. When people are afraid, they can’t do it anymore. In the end, when they are in a hurry, they shout and stomp their feet and curse in the street, and they will almost die of fright.

I have a kitchen knife, I will kill you! !

Shouting until his voice became hoarse, he found that there was no movement outside.Only then did he come down quietly, and put his ear against the door, listening for footsteps.

No.

relieved.

Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, someone spoke outside the crack of the door.

Hat~

what! ! ! "

Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng gasped in fright, and at the same time, his shout scared the audience below, especially those girls, who were depressed while clutching their chests.

Sure enough, there is no good person who talks about cross talk, and it can be seen that this is the case.

"My God!! Where is this hat? There is a bowl shelf when you enter the door, and it is there. Reach out and take it off, and when you open the door, I will give it to you!!!

Throw it out, and the person sits on the ground.

I shivered for a long time and sweated continuously.

In the end, when there was no sound in the yard, I quietly opened the door. "

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand as a crack in the door, while he secretly peeped behind him, and then continued, "I found no one, so I opened the door!
who!who!I yelled a few times, but no one was there!
Huh ~ gasping for breath, Ma San was frightened to death happily.

Hey, boil water to wash your face, don't sleep anymore.Why are you still sleeping, let's go.Let’s go to the city, if I really want to find some money, I have to buy even a small run-down house in the city.

I can't live anymore, it's too scary. "

"Boil some water, wipe your face, and take a sip of hot water. After putting it away, come out, and the sky is bright. Close the door, and then come out and close the courtyard door.

No locks, nothing to steal.

When I came out, I started to mutter to myself, what happened?It's scary, it's still cold.

Go, enter the city, go to Xizhimen! "

"I came out along the path. I walked back and forth and came to the hanging dead body. I hit him with the eye. The dead body is wearing a hat."

Qi Yuncheng looked up diagonally, and asked worriedly and fearfully, "Did you go by yourself? Oh, tell the truth, did you not die? Did you hang around and live?"

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed.

"The run is so nonsense that it's killing me. Let me run. I'm sweating all over the place. I came to Xizhimen and stopped."

Qi Yuncheng wiped his sweat in a panic, "Oh, I'm so scared! After waiting for a while, the door opened and came in.

As soon as you enter the city, you will be at ease, there is the small business, the guys who do things, the early businessmen.It was reassuring to see someone on the street.

Hurry up, get down to business and earn money.

Where to go?Zhuanta Hutong, there are no people in Zhuanta Hutong here, it is just dawn, and ordinary residents have not woken up yet.

As soon as he came in, he met someone who came over, and the two bumped into each other.

Think about it, Ma San is holding his shoulders and lowering his head in a daze! "

While talking about Qi Yuncheng, he looked at the audience who looked at him and said, "The whole thing collided with that, my god! You are so good, you almost fell me.

After learning it well, how about walking on people? "

"Then who bumped into him? A boy, what does the boy do? Pick and choose to deliver water! In the early years, Yanjing had no tap water, and it all relied on the water shop to deliver water. The Shandong people in the water shop did a lot of work. Basically, the Shandong people monopolized it. There are many watermen.

Some watermen are pushing wooden carts, while others are carrying two barrels on a shoulder pole.

These five alleys belong to me, and the other five alleys belong to their family, so he manages them.

Available all year round. "

"Then you have to go to deliver water in the morning, this little guy is like that, but he always wakes up early in the morning in a daze, carrying two buckets of water to deliver to others, he didn't expect to bump into Ma San.

The two bumped into each other, and hurriedly, fearing that the bucket would spill, they hurriedly stabilized themselves.

He also heard that he was scolding Xianjie, but he didn't dare to argue, so he subconsciously missed a few times in a daze.

Ma San didn't make a sound after seeing it, forget it, it was a big deal when I got up early in the morning.

Let me go and find my second brother.

As soon as he left, the boy carried water to the side of the road. There was a large courtyard with water tanks in it.He took the water and poured it in. After pouring, he put the bucket on his shoulder and held a nail in his hand. "

Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and looked around, showing the taste of dialect.

"This water is good. Is it for painting? Is it for money? Is it for painting? Is it for painting? Grandpa? Has Grandma woke up yet?

There is no stubble inside.

Water is given, you can't go without talking.

Two steps up, reached out to knock on the door, and the door opened. "

"I didn't plug it in the night before, so I pushed it away. Grandpa, grandma..." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and explained, "He carried a pole and two empty barrels, and came in with his head.

Uncle, grandma?Are you still sleeping?Are you up yet?Am I painting this water? "

"This house has one light and two dark rooms, which is called Lian San Jian. The three rooms are separated in the middle, and the middle is the living room, and the two sides are the bedrooms.

This room is sleeping, with a door curtain hanging.

The little guy stood at the main entrance picking up two barrels and shouting, and came in after shouting.

Standing in the middle, look left and right.

The door on the left was open, wide open in all directions, the lights were dark, and there was no one there.

There is a curtain on this side, and as soon as you sniff out the smell of rouge powder at the door, you know this is the bedroom.

The boy is here. "

Stories are told one by one, and the whole show is very quiet, which is difficult for ordinary teahouses, but it is recorded after all, and there is no sound of cracking melon seeds and drinking tea.

In addition, everyone went into the story and watched the performance of the actors.

"This... Is grandma at home? Is the uncle awake? I brought water, is there anyone?
Good at lifting the curtain!Well, I saw the bed at a glance, and someone was sleeping on the bed.Covered with a quilt, two legs are exposed.

She was wearing light pink pajama pants with embroidered flowers on her legs, and she could tell it was a woman at a glance. "

"When I sniff the scent, the boy feels refreshed. The boy of seventeen or eighteen is also at that age. And this hour, this environment, this state.

I feel a little carried away! "

Qi Yuncheng's appearance has changed at the moment, he looks like he's peeking, and he doesn't let go of his words, "Grandma? Are you still sleeping? Where's the uncle?
In fact, I can't see clearly, the sky is bright, the room is dark, the lights are blind and the curtains are hung, I stare in a daze, and I look at this head poking into the room.

Remember this situation, carrying a pole with two barrels behind you, and your head can be stuck into the curtain.

Grandma is still sleeping?Uncle is there?Do you want to draw wow or give money?

He shouted one sentence at a time, and just as he was shouting, a person appeared behind him, staring straight at the child.

It's fine if you just look at it like this, this man is holding two bloody human heads in his hands! ! "

Snapped!
Xingmu took it!

Instantly let all the audience out of the story.

The moment it was brought, applause broke out at the instant recording scene.

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Amidst the applause, Qi Yuncheng heaved a sigh of relief. After an hour of recording, he finally opened the Nine Heads case.

I quickly got up to thank the audience and the program staff.

For the show, they are busy.

At the same time, the people sitting below gathered around, wanting to sign autographs, but the program crew refused.

It's not to hinder, the main actors haven't rested yet, and their coats haven't been taken off yet.

There is no need to go to the backstage, the side curtain can take off the coat and drink water.

Immediately sign after drinking, not too many people, a hundred or so.

When the signing was about the same, the director of the program group had some ideas.

It's only nine o'clock now, and no one is in a hurry to go back, so they said, "Yun Cheng, the performance of the show is very good so far.

The playback time has reached 50, and the playback volume is more than 4 million, so in response to the request of netizens, let's finally record something.

No time wasted.

When a tidbit is recorded. "

Hearing the results, Qi Yuncheng thought it was good enough, with over [-] million views, nodded, "No problem, do you want to wear a coat to record?"

"No, just this body! All departments work overtime for 10 minutes to record, and the audience please leave in an orderly manner."

Hearing that there is still overtime, no one wants to.

Fortunately, only 10 minutes.

After rearranging, start recording again.

And Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and said it as a tidbit.

"Thank you, viewers and friends, I have finished recording this issue of storytelling, please look forward to my master's opening book in the next issue.

So let's talk about our commonly used props at the end.

The storytelling props are very simple, a fan, a piece of Xingmu and a handkerchief,

Among them, the fan is more commonly used in us. It is used as a prop. Take it up and draw a pen, and put it on the table as a candle.

......"

Looking at the camera, Qi Yuncheng recorded a section completely impromptu without any discussion.

But he is an actor for many years, so he has something to say, so the introduction of these props can be used to delay the time.

But when he introduced.

A figure appeared indistinctly from the side curtain.

Seeing the child, the man's face was full of joy, and the child already had a nose and eyes when he was handling these things.

(End of this chapter)