Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 296 As long as I love it, I don't care who his wife is! 【Subscribe】

Seeing some people getting up to go to the bathroom, Qi Yuncheng could only guess that he didn't have time to drive here, so he went there at the opening.

There was even a sense of hurrying up, because the second match was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's.

But what else could be said, he and Luan Yunping pulled up two chairs and continued to watch Dalin and Yan Hexiang perform.

Look at this.

There is a very strange feeling.

Actors perform their own performances, and the audience also speaks for themselves.

Formed a life and death.

After all, this cross talk requires a bit high narrative skills of the actors, and also requires a certain performance ability, otherwise it will be difficult to grasp the show, and if they cannot grasp the audience, they will be restless and incomprehensible.

And once you don't know what to say, the theater's attention will be distracted, and the audience will naturally not listen.

It's like keeping up with math class. If you lose your mind for a while, and then come back, you will be inexplicable all the way.

It would be much better if it was performed in a small theater.

Most of the old audiences can understand and accept such works, but they are particular about it on the stage of commercial performances.
So Qi Yuncheng had to admit that he made a wrong judgment on this work, the wrong venue and the effect.

But he who was sitting on the side screen didn't blame much, this kind of mentality is too normal,
I think small theaters can do it, and commercial acting assistants can do it too.

So very confident.

But a work is not only finished after the test in a small theater, but also needs human experience to judge the choice,
After all, master Guo Degang often talks about cross talk on whatever occasion.

is very reasonable.

In this way, time passed by every minute and every second.

Dalin and Yan Hexiang slowly completed the whole work, while some audience gave applause.

However the host went up, the moment they came down.

The two of them were almost covered in sweat.

The audience didn't respond, didn't pay much attention, how could they not be in a hurry, and when they were in a hurry, they were in a hurry for more than 20 minutes.

Sweat more than a trip to the gym.

Because anxiety is the scariest thing.

But helpless.

Life survived.

"Brother! Team Luan! I'm sorry, I, I messed up the opening."

When Yan He came over, he also cocked his mouth and said, "I was also at fault, and it didn't work."

Luan Yunping didn't speak. He knew that his words would not sound good, so he stared at his partner to see what he had to say.

But still that sentence, Qi Yuncheng didn't care about it at all.

Totally impossible.

"It's okay, go down to wipe off your sweat and rest for a while, let's go up instead!!"

The voice fell.

The host goes to the location to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Swordsman"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

"Oh!!!!"

"Quack quack quack quack!"

"I love you, Qi Yuncheng!"

……

As soon as the host left the microphone, the actor had just emerged from the side screen for less than half a second.

All the audience became extremely excited and happy in an instant from being noisy and inattentive at the beginning.

And without looking away.

Crosstalk is like that.

If you are familiar with it, the audience will praise it no matter what.

The pace is not slow.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping still bowed first when they came near the cross talk table.

After bowing, the former began to turn up the microphone.

At the same time, he muttered.

"Dalin's gene can tell that he is indeed Teacher Guo's own son!!"

Hahahaha!

Laughter came rolling in immediately.

In a word, two people were lost at the same time.

And don't look at it as a simple sentence, it is very important to mobilize the atmosphere of the venue, after all, the opening warm-up was not warmed up well.

Then Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.

"The two people who opened the scene just now are familiar and unfamiliar. Their names are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang. They are two newcomers."

"That's right, I will assist us today." Luan Yunping said while folding a white handkerchief on the table.

"Come here today to make everyone familiar. At the same time, thank you friends for coming to watch our performance. At this moment, I feel very excited.

Because our situation has changed today.

What about the stage of Poly Chicken House? "

"You wait for me."

Before Luan Yunping finished folding her handkerchief, she hurriedly stopped her, "The nature has changed after you say that."

"No change! The two of us are also here to sell!"

"Hoo!!"

Hahahaha!

"Woo~~"

Laughter came out even more.

There was also a lot of booing, and although the audience praised these two, the reason why they praised them was obvious at this moment.

It is indeed easy to make people laugh.

"I really don't know how to say you." Luan Yunping was speechless, "Have you seen that business that sells tickets? How good is this business."

As soon as he said it, Qi Yuncheng became angry, "This is such an elegant place, you say this, a dirty and dirty person."

"Nonsense, you said it first. This is the Poly Theater."

"Yes, this theater can be said to be a sacred stage, and there are still very few cross talk performances, because this is a place for stage plays, dramas, and musicals."

Luan Yunping immediately answered, "You will spoil me tonight."

"What is it called? Anyway, it's not suitable, because the stage is far away from the audience, and because of this, I didn't have a single presenter when I came up.

It's kind of embarrassing for me.

I know that maybe you are too lazy to come here, or you didn't buy it, it doesn't matter, you just say it, don't hide it. "

"It's too shameless to ask for this gift."

Luan Yunping agreed.

Immediately, many spectators rushed over.

It's not that I really want this gift, but to enliven the atmosphere and interact with the audience while receiving the gift.

After all, the auditorium of the venue is indeed a bit far away, and there is not much interaction, and there is almost a sense of alienation.

As for how he got these experiences, he has been tempered in small theaters for so many years, and he was also given or ordered by the system.

Anyway, it is very practical and can be used frequently.

And after receiving the gift.

Qi Yun looked satisfied, "Thank you, everyone, for coming and giving away so many things."

"Didn't you send someone to give you this?" Luan Yunping said angrily.

"Today, this theater is really special and more elegant, but those who talk about cross talk were low-level a long time ago and couldn't make it to the stage.

So it can be regarded as a change of the times, and cross talk has changed a lot. "

"Yes."

"Then, as a cross talk actor, how can you say this cross talk well? There are actually tricks."

"Oh." Luan Yunping became extremely interested, "Is there any trick?"

"Elegant and popular!!"

"We often say these four words."

"Elegance needs to be elegant to be so vulgar, and vulgarity must be so vulgar."

Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "This is still a dialectical relationship."

"How can there be lotus without mud? It's too elegant."

"Why not?"

"Have you tried Kunqu Opera?"

"This is Ya."

"It's too elegant. There are several allusions in each libretto, so it was very difficult to sell tickets for Kunqu Opera in the Republic of China."

Qi Yuncheng squinted his eyes and looked like he was spreading things in his hands, "I have to wear flower glasses and hold the Kangxi dictionary to listen to the opera.

Watching a show is more tiring than farming. "

"This is watching a show without gaining anything."

"It's not coquettish if it's too elegant, it's not good if it's too elegant, and of course it's not good if it's too vulgar."

"Why is this commonplace?" Luan Yunping wondered as she stood behind the table.

Qi Yuncheng turned around and stared at his partner, "Luan Yunping took off her pants as soon as she came on stage."

"Huo! Who cares about me?"

The voice fell.

There was a burst of joy and laughter below the stage, and many people shouted directly with smiles.

"I read!!!"

"Take off one!"

"I read!!"

"Hahaha! Team Luan took off one."

……

Listening to the movement of this blockbuster, Luan Yunping had never been so speechless before, and couldn't help laughing, "You really put me out.

It seems that the quality of young and old in Yanjing needs to be improved. "

Qi Yuncheng: "So it's not okay to say it's too elegant or vulgar, let alone Wen Wu No. [-] and Wu Wu No. [-]. If you like it, you can watch it here, and if you don't like it, you can watch it here."

"Does it look like a co-author no matter what?"

"There are musicals here too, you can watch them if you like, you don't have to listen to cross talk."

"It is."

"So it boils down to that sentence at the end."

"what?"

"All the way to surprise the customers all the way, to entertain all the guests with banquets all the way, if you like it, it is the last word, and no one can stop you.

Say a foul word. "

"how to say?"

"As long as I love her, I don't care who his wife is."

"What is this called!!!"

Hahahaha!

Suddenly bursts of laughter emanated from the Poly Theater.

It's not just those old men laughing, some girls are also laughing while covering their mouths, just like such an unreasonable style.

The key is similar to Cao Cao.

Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng had the ambition to be a hero.

This is amazing.

"You're such a mess." Luan Yunping complained.

"Just say that."

"In addition, my master Guo Degang also told me two ways to do cross talk well."

"Then why didn't you tell me, I'm a lover."

Suddenly Luan Yunping said something out of line, and the audience laughed again, which almost made Qi Yuncheng break the defense.

He had no choice but to grit his teeth and hold back a smile to continue.

"There are two points in total, the first is to live, and the second is to endure."

"Hiss!" Luan Yunping took a breath, showing a puzzled expression, "Why are you so stupid? Did Master really tell you?"

"The first to live."

"how to say?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out four fingers of his right hand, "Four cross talk talk talkers are cursing at each other, if you beat those three to death, you are an artist."

"Broken to death, you are an artist?"

"One shot at 25, one killed at 31, one crazy at [-]. You are the only one left who can't even speak human words.

You live to eighty.

You are the artist. "

"Nobody is talking up."

"Look, you have the right to speak! He is so capable that he is in the box, so I must survive.

Try to survive until the day Master leaves. "

"Okay! You're not confident about your body."

Qi Yuncheng sobbed suddenly, "My master is in great health!!"

"Oh, that's true, it's gone for now." Luan Yunping happily waved her hands, and at the same time continued, "What about the second one?"

"The second is to endure."

"How can you bear it?"

"Look at Tang Seng, the road to the west is long and long. This time we go to the high mountains and dangerous trees, and pass the nine demons and eighteen caves. The caves are full of goblins."

Qi Yuncheng immediately turned to look at Luan Yunping, pointed at Luan Yunping grandly, "You can go to the west only if you survive to the end."

Luan Yunping was taken aback for a moment, "It's not going to end well, I'm going to heaven."

"See the Buddha and get the scriptures!"

"Oh, that's considered a success."

"In addition, I think our master is very similar to Tang Seng in many ways, is it Bajie?"

"What a mess, why am I still a pig.

Qi Yuncheng looked very serious, and began to explain in detail, "Did Tang Seng dote on Zhu Bajie and love such a disciple as Zhu Bajie.

Tolerate many mistakes. "

Luan Yunping: "Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Does Master also dote on you and love you? Don't you often say that you are a beloved disciple?"

Luan Yunping: "Well, I can't refute this, but there is no such comparison, so let's say there are some similarities."

Qi Yuncheng: "No.1 has a lot of words, Tang Seng, Tang Xuanzang, Tang Sanzang, Yudi, Yudigege."

Luan Yunping: "Okay, adding an older brother counts as a name."

Qi Yuncheng: "Our master also has many names."

Luan Yunping: "Everything."

Qi Yuncheng: "There are those who call Teacher Guo, and those who call Godfather, Tao Yang calls it that way."

"That's right." Luan Yunping nodded.

"There is a person named Zhang Yunlei in the Deyun Club. He calls my master and brother-in-law, Dalin who performed just now." Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side curtain, "Calling Dad."

"Correct."

"There is another name, which is his real name Guo Degang. Besides that, there is another similarity."

"You said."

"It's all missed by the goblin."

"How do you call it because the goblins are thinking about it?"

"Take a bite of Tang Monk's meat and live forever, and curse at Guo Degang, who is so popular!!",

"There really is this."

This sentence comes out.

The DNA of many viewers is moving quickly, because this sentence is circulating on the Internet, who is De Yun and Guo Degang is not low.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng himself said it at the Gangsi Festival before, and he said it again today.

So the audience listened very restlessly below.

The atmosphere is not good for a while.

And behold this.

Dalin and Yan Hexiang in the side screen never dared to go backstage, because they both knew that they were not doing well today.

I feel ashamed.

I was happy before going to school, but now it is really different, so I have been learning about Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.

But seeing their experience, and then saying a word of burden, it really makes them want to learn, but they can't learn anything.

At this time Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "The most important thing is that there is one place that is very similar."

"what!"

"There is a Zhu Bajie next to Tang Seng!!"

"Oh!" Luan Yunping agreed, and then suddenly realized, she dragged her partner to speak, "Is this about Teacher Yu? No, didn't you just mention me just now?
Why did you run to Teacher Yu again? "

"Really?" Qi Yuncheng looked surprised, "Are you jealous? If you fight with Teacher Yu, there will be injuries when two pigs fight.

It's whoever wins. "

"What's the use of fighting for this thing?"

"Then you gave up to Teacher Yu? You really deserve to be Team Luan. Kong Rong gave up pears in ancient times, but now Luan Yunping gave up pigs!!!"

"What a mess!!"

Looking at the two people on the stage.

The audience laughed again.

In ancient times, there was Kong Rong who gave up pears, but now there is Luan Yunping who gave up pigs! !
The more they repeat this sentence, the happier they are, I really don't know what it is.

And in this laughter.

Only then did Qi Yuncheng get into his own business.

"In ancient times, there was Kong Rong who gave up pears, and now there is Luan Yunping who gave up pigs!! You all know the character of Team Luan."

"Oh!" Luan Yunping couldn't even hear these words, and waved her hand, "Stop talking about this again."

"The reason why he has this character is because he was taught well at home. But he was not taught at home, so it is said that his grandfather was a knight.

Luan Yunping has the spirit of making pigs so proud of her pride. "

"You can't spare the pig?"

"Your grandfather was very powerful."

"Is he really good?" Luan Yunping asked.

Qi Yuncheng said: "Of course, as a knight-errant, he walks the rivers and lakes without a weapon."

"Then how do you fight?"

"Just take a gourd."

"Can a gourd be used as a weapon?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed forward, his eyes fixed, "Suddenly a thief came from the opposite side of the night road, and your grandfather took out these seven gourds."

"Where are seven?" Luan Yunping turned to look at her partner with a slightly surprised look.

"There are also formulas."

"What year?"

"Ding dong dong dong dong!"

"Hulu baby?"

"There are not seven, there is only one." Qi Yuncheng gestured with his arms wide, "One big one, but later I felt that this big one was in the way."

"how?"

"Split half of it from the middle, and half a gourd is called a ladle."

"Yes."

Qi Yuncheng lifted it on his shoulder, "Your grandfather traveled all over the world with this ladle on his back. Oh, whoring (ladle) went everywhere.

Whoring from south to north. "

"Okay." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand amidst the laughter of the audience below, and said with great concern, "Your body is important."

"later……"

"How about it."

"Your grandfather is ill."

Luan Yunping suddenly slapped her hands behind the table, "Look at what I said, you know that it's just a prostitute?"

"You're talking nonsense." Qi Yuncheng frowned, "The illness is due to being obsessed with practicing kung fu."

"Is it really sick? What kind of sickness?"

"I'm paralyzed."

"Hey, I've never heard of it, it's called hemiplegia."

"Twice hemiplegia."

Luan Yunping smiled and said, "The relationship has matched once again."

"But the mind is clear, and the eyes can move."

"Eye?"

Qi Yuncheng lowered his hands and covered his hands with his sleeves to show the person who was stretched out, "I can't move my whole body, only my eyes can move.

Very flexible.

And what do the family members do when they see this?Let's talk about marriage. "

"Why are you talking about kissing now?"

"Marrying a daughter-in-law and entering the house is called Chongxi. In the past, when there was a happy event, illness and disaster would be washed away."

"That's what it said."

Qi Yuncheng raised his hand and said, "I took your grandma back then. Your grandma came to take care of your grandpa. The old couple have a very good relationship and have eight children."

"At that time, you can ask for more..."

She wanted to add something to her partner, but suddenly Luan Yunping's expression changed, and the audience understood what was happening, and they were all snickering.

Because there is definitely something going on here.

At the same time, Luan Yunping hurriedly said again, "Wait a while, I'll ask you."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng seemed to be listening attentively.

"Just because of this look? My grandfather gave birth to eight children?"

Qi Yuncheng wrinkled his nose and gritted his teeth, "The two of you must be strong!!!"

"What does it mean to be strong!!"

"Think for yourself, I can't think of it."

"Nonsense, I can't think of it!! This is a miracle of life!!"

Hahahaha!

Hey~~

The two of them talked and had fun, but sometimes they didn't follow the words very well, but the effect of hanging up temporarily was better than matching.

This is something that only those with experience can grasp.

So Qi Yuncheng felt that partnering with Luan Yunping was really suitable, because he could be calm if he wanted to be calm, and he could give what he wanted.

Very professional.

After all, if you are a lover, you can't do business twice.

After that, the two of them kept talking, anyway, they were talking about the messy things about Luan Yunping's grandfather and father.

But this is not a traditional joke, it is Master Guo Degang's own joke.

After finishing speaking, he bowed and thanked, and then it was time to return to the scene, and everything followed the normal process.

Although it is a new theater.

But acting these things they know all too well.

So almost no mistakes.

The only mistake was the opening, which made Dalin blame himself. After seeing his brother's show, he really didn't know how to do it when he went backstage.

If it were made into biscuits, it wouldn't be too much thought. Meng Hetang might think about it carefully, but it doesn't have to be so uncomfortable.

But Dalin is really different.

First of all, the tutor Guo Degang gave him was too strict.

As a result, once he made a mistake, he felt a little inferior.

This is true.

No matter what he does, he is regarded as the most strictly guarded, and what he eats and plays is the last. Under this kind of depression, if there is no psychological fluctuation at all.

That is heartless.

Thanks to Guo Qiling, another person might not be able to bear it.

It's just that he is usually more disciplined and doesn't really see the aspect of inferiority.

But the family atmosphere is sometimes really unclear.

After all, Master Guo Degang is also respectful to his parents, a very traditional family.

"Brother, Team Luan! Are you thirsty? I'll get you some tea."

Come backstage.

Dalin said out of habit.

"No need, just rest on your own." Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and only drank some mineral water, but after drinking, he said something more.

"It's okay! It's just an opening scene, and there's nothing wrong with it, and it's over, so what else do we care about."

"Hey, let's all rest, it's really all right."

Luan Yunping also followed, after all, the performance is over, and the effect is not effective, it's just that the show was not selected well.

Dalin's current level is relatively acceptable.

But just talking.

Luan Yunping suddenly answered a phone call, and Qi Yuncheng turned his head to look at it. The degree of respect was probably from the master and the uncle.

Wait until the phone is hung up.

asked directly.

"Master?"

"Well! They came back from recording something, but the master drank a little wine, and then asked about the situation."

"You have to ask. Although he is strict, why doesn't he watch Dalin's cross talk?" Qi Yuncheng muttered something in a low voice, but Dalin didn't hear it.

Luan Yunping nodded along, and at the same time could have a premonition of some things, after all, she knew the master well, if Dalin made a mistake.

It's really choking.

(End of this chapter)