Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 289 What a coincidence, did you pee on your hands too? 【Subscribe】

"What are you singing about? This is it."

"I remember a lot of this thing in ancient poems."

"This is not within the ancient poems."

"Actually, I also hope to have a marriage as beautiful as these ancient poems."

When the cross talk got to the point, Qi Yuncheng looked very emotional, looking at the image of a picture frame in front of him, "There is always such a picture in front of me, a particularly beautiful oil painting."

"What are you drawing?"

"The sky is blue and the water is blue, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the brook is gurgling, and the big forest is green. How many seagulls are flying by the river?"

"Ah?" Sensing that something was wrong, Luan Yunping was puzzled and stopped, "Wait a while, are there seagulls by the river?"

"seaside."

"now it's right."

"A few river gulls flew by the sea."

"You're no longer a joke."

Qi Yuncheng himself didn't know how to do it, so he simply compromised, "Fly over a few birds."

"That's fine."

"On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly, holding hands, followed by a white horse, grazing and strolling.

The prince sang a song in a low voice. "

"What is it?"

"It's an honor for me to be an oil worker~~"

"That's it!"

Luan Yunping and the audience were all overjoyed, the former waved her hand, "Okay, you can go back to work."

"The princess next to me is still singing."

"Sing what."

"Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright~~
The warm sunshine shines on the face￥%￥%”

"You don't even know that word."

"Everything is just like in a fairy tale. The prince and princess started a life without shame."

"Oh, this ending is not so good. I haven't lived a shameless life yet."

"This is a fantasy of mine, but I also had a girlfriend before."

"Who?"

"Her name is Iron!!"

"Good name." After hearing this, Luan Yunping praised sincerely.

"Whenever I go to her house to look for her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout!! Tie~~Tie~~

Do you know how many people in the neighborhood push the windows to see me? "

"People treat you as a collector of scrap copper and rotten iron."

"She is gentle, elegant, and very cute. She works as a salesperson in the sales office. When we are free, the two of us sit and chat together.

Play Go and drink tea. "

"Let's have some tea."

"Thinking about it now, it was like a dream. A stick of incense was burned in the room, and the two of us sat facing each other, took out the tea pot, and poured out Tieguanyin.

After the water has sat, rinse it with boiling water.

Pour out the first brew, and the water used to wash the tea cannot be drunk. "

"Yes."

"We started drinking from the second brew (one shot)! I drank one and another."

At this time, Luan Yunping next to her was dumbfounded, and she was stunned for a long time before she said, "You two are so coquettish."

"You haven't had tea, have you?" Qi Yuncheng said instead.

"I've drank it, but I've never drank it with such a taste. That's called a brew, the fourth sound."

Qi Yuncheng wiped his face with a white handkerchief on the table, "I'm sorry, I get emotional when I think of her.

And I took good care of her, she also mentioned this, and said to me affectionately.

You are so kind to me, I will give you grass to eat as a cow or a horse in the next life. "

"Okay, you two beasts."

"The good times passed and we fought a lot, a lot, and she blamed me."

"what did she say?"

Qi Yuncheng's expression changed, and he said slowly: "You are ruthless and unreasonable.

I say you are ruthless and unreasonable.

Who do you say is cruel and unreasonable.

I say you are ruthless and unreasonable.

You are ruthless and unreasonable.

I'm not ruthless and unreasonable. If you say I'm ruthless and unreasonable, I'm not as ruthless and unreasonable as you.

I am not ruthless and unreasonable at all, if you want to talk about being ruthless and unreasonable, it means you are ruthless and unreasonable..."

"oops."

Luan Yunping couldn't listen anymore, "Well, which woman did you marry to talk about cross talk?"

Qi Yuncheng sighed uncomfortably, "After the quarrel, we broke up."

"That is, if you go on, this is Lord Hou."

"She left me a note, don't look for me again, I'm dead."

"Yo, that's enough to say."

"It's a broken relationship. I was stupid at the time. It was a bolt from the blue, and I felt very uncomfortable. I gritted my teeth and never looked for a girlfriend again."

Luan Yunping: "Yo!"

Qi Yuncheng said: "Later, many people persuaded me, I said don't persuade me, my heart is dead.

Time flies, time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again.

Day by day passed, and on the third day I figured it out. "

"Just be silent for three days."

Qi Yuncheng explained, "I didn't find a suitable one in the first three days."

"I didn't take my feelings to heart at all."

"Hey, when I walked into the community, I accidentally looked up, and a girl waved at me."

Luan Yunping knew there was something going on, so she hurriedly said, "This is to say hello... I met the right one."

"It was only later that I found out...they clean the glass."

"Hey! You don't look at the towel in your hand, you just look at your hands?"

"Suddenly, I felt that my spring had come again. I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and finally saw her, graceful and unparalleled in beauty."

"nice."

"I walked over in a gentlemanly way and stretched my legs... slap, I fell there."

"Hey. Gentlemen still do this?""

The audience was very happy at this time, and a scene of Qi Yuncheng tripping the girl's feet appeared in their minds. The main reason was that it was too wicked.

Qi Yuncheng bent down on the stage and stretched out his hand to pull the girl, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person... I made a mistake."

"Nonsense, you told the truth."

"She stood up and walked away."

"I ignored you." Luan Yunping said.

"Looking at her back, I was stunned, she was so beautiful.

Such a beautiful woman is rare in the world~~ Like flowers and jade, looks like a fairy~~
Simple mouth, pretty waist, the wind and the moon can learn from each other, like a flower like a jade, it crushed Song Chanjuan~~
But I thought that this place is not a peach feast~~How come Chang'e left Guanghan in the moon~~
She is like the beautiful woman Pan Jinlian, and I am like that Ximen Qing~~
"What are you? Why did you come out with a pair of adulterers and prostitutes while singing?"

"Make up your mind, I will chase her."

"Pursue people."

"It's in a community, so it's easy to follow. As soon as I leave the gate of the community, she buys newspapers, and so do I.

What a coincidence, you also buy newspapers. "

After asking, on the stage, Qi Yuncheng forgot to turn his head and walk away.

Luan Yunping saw it, and said, "I'm ignoring you."

"Let's go...the bus stop at the door, wait, what a coincidence, you are waiting for the bus too...

I also ran into the supermarket across the door. What a coincidence, you also visit the supermarket. "

"Always guard the girl."

"Go out of the bathroom and wash your hands. What a coincidence, you also peed on your hands?"

Hahahahaha!
This sentence burst out with high energy.

The audience of tens of thousands of people below were all overjoyed, and the voices came out one after another.

And Luan Yunping asked in the midst of the loud voice, "If she can really pee on her hand, will you still chase her?"

Suddenly, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Then he got up and booed.

Mainly because I dare not think about it.

Qi Yuncheng scratched his head behind the microphone, and then complained to his partner with a twisted expression, "Why are you so annoying, you."

"Nonsense." Luan Yunping pointed, "Is there someone as close as you?"

"At last the girl stopped and said to me, what on earth are you going to do?"

"Just make it clear."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and patted his chest with both hands, "I admire you very much, what do you think is not good for me, I will change it.

The girl said, what do you think of me, I will change. "

"It seems that you have no play at all."

"My love has failed again."

"No way."

Sighing, Qi Yuncheng drooped his hands in displeasure, "When I was depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend."

"introduce?"

"Let's meet outside, the weather is fine, the leaves are all peeled off, the westerly wind is blowing, and the geese are flying from the north to the south. It's already late autumn."

Luan Yunping: "It's cold."

"The two of us sat on a big bench in the park. I took a closer look at her. It was about 1.4 meters long. Her little face was purple."

"cold?"

"There are freckles on her face. I wonder if she is an endorsement for LV. Her appearance has surpassed people's imagination. This woman is so recognizable, with a very post-modern style, she must have the blood of Transformers."

"I don't know how ugly this is?"

"After a long time, she took the initiative to break the deadlock, hello. Let me see her, are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"

"How did you remember this sentence?"

"The girl said that my online name is Reject... oh, I didn't expect the name to be so different from my own name, and my online name is Reject, which means it's very noble.

Why such a name?
I think it's fine to call it rejection, and adding radicals is more reserved. "

"Then remove the radicals."

"Giant color."

"Huo Oh met a womanizer, but she is quite suitable for you."

"Yo, you know about me and your wife?"

"What a mess."

Immediately!

Pieces of laughter came out again, Qi Yuncheng took advantage of it again, and got used to it, anyway, he learned from his master Guo Degang.

Qi Yuncheng continued: "The girl spoke again, don't look at me being fat, I have a thin waist, don't look at me being ugly, my nickname is Meili.

I asked the girl how much do you weigh?

Two hundred and six...

It was only later that I realized that I had been fooled. "

Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng: "The scale will reach 260 catties."

Luan Yunping: "This is the end."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his thumb, "I admire from the bottom of my heart, girl, you are such a man."

Luan Yunping: "What are you talking about?"

"She was so happy, she took out a razor from her pocket..."

Qi Yuncheng immediately gesticulated around his mouth, and Luan Yunping smiled speechlessly, "It's so rash, a woman shaves her beard."

"Isn't it? She also said that she took that naked photo two days ago and posted it on the Internet."

"What about her?"

"I didn't expect the post to sink."

"Okay, no one wants it naked."

The more I talk about it, the more I feel that this girl is shabby, and this is the general appearance of the heroine in the cross talk, and this kind of contrast in appearance is needed.

After all, what can girls who talk about cross talk do.

But at this time.

The few people who had been listening to the side screen suddenly had a little movement.

It was Guo Degang who called, and when he answered the call, his expression darkened visibly with the naked eye.

"Degang, what's the matter?"

"Something happened, isn't it a few days before we go back? The organizer also booked our air tickets, but there was a small mistake.

The time was set a little late.

See if you want to reorder. "

"how long?"

"Tuesday."

"It's okay." Yu Qian waved his hand, "It's a big deal that we'll play here for a few days, anyway, we'll have fun together."

Hearing this, Yue Yunpeng was stunned by the side, and suddenly thought of something, "Master, sir, Monday is Valentine's Day, right?

This is late.

How could senior brother make it back in time? "

Yu Qian clapped his hand and was woken up, "Oh, yes, I guess my daughter is still looking forward to Yun Cheng going back soon, so hurry up and check the tickets for the plane and high-speed rail.

We can't delay this young couple. "

When senior brother was so anxious, Guo Degang smiled happily beside him, "You must worry too much about this child's own affairs."

"This young couple has only been together for a long time. During the period of passionate love, it's not like we don't understand, we have all come here."

"That's right, Xiaoyue, hurry up and take a look."

"okay."

(End of this chapter)