Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 280 Luan Yunping's mother is my wife! 【Subscribe】

Not much time.

While Qi Yuncheng was chatting with Luan Yunping, the younger brother came over with a lunch box.

The former did not say much.

After saying thank you, he moved his chopsticks, and there were one or two more programs coming to him, so he had to hurry up.

After eating, I changed into a coat and went to the side screen to see today's audience.

There are some small children.

But still lively.

There are many people upstairs and downstairs.

There are additional seats in the rear part.

And the performance at the moment is Shaobing and Xiaosi, the performance of the two of them will naturally not be bad, after all, they are disciples.

The master who calls the parents when he gets into trouble.

It is impossible for the basic skills to be much worse.

After they finished their performance, they went to another show.

It was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn.

The two of them stood here side by side, waiting for the time, chatting from time to time.

It's simple right.

That's right, they will only confront each other at this time, because the two have a lot of experience in cross talk.

It's the same even if there are two shows in the theater today.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Trust Your Wife and Present Your Son"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!!"

Behind the scenes.

as always.

The theater is buzzing.

Applause and shouts of favorite actors came one after another.

Although it was messy, the actors are used to it, and it is also an honor to be an actor.

So the two didn't communicate any more, and walked onto the stage together with their coats on.

Both of them were dressed in gray coats.

Compared with Shaobing and their big green and big purple coats, they are much more low-key.

Of course, after taking the stage, as always, you have to get the gift first.

And every time he took it, Qi Yuncheng had the feeling of going to a supermarket, because you don't know what the audience will give you unexpectedly.

Anyway, very fresh.

After dealing with these, Qi Yuncheng walked back to the microphone and said, looking at the audience full of holes.

"Today I write the names of me and Luan Yunping again, and every time I write, many people praise us.

There were even quite a few people waiting for us outside.

Thank you very much. "

"That's right, thank you all for your support."

"But this is just coming up, I have to introduce the relationship between me and him."

Luan Yunping stood beside her and asked in confusion, "What else is there to say?"

"Can't wait to have new friends."

"Then tell me!"

Qi Yuncheng looked sideways and introduced to his partner, "I am his father!!"

"what?"

Luan Yunping was blindfolded behind the table on the spot, she reached out to stop her, and the audience laughed.

After all, I haven't seen this to take advantage of it.

"My godson!" In the next second, Qi Yuncheng followed his breath, and then complained, "You're so impolite, you still stop me when you say something halfway?"

"I have to stop you."

"If you stop me, the audience will mistake me for your father, and I don't look like this."

Waving her hands, Luan Yunping said, "How fresh."

Qi Yuncheng turned his eyes back to the audience, "I am his father's godson! And he is my future son."

Luan Yunping: "Who is it?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's - godfather!"

Luan Yunping: "Yes."

Qi Yuncheng: "My wife is his mother!"

Luan Yunping: "??"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's - goddaughter."

Luan Yunping: "??"

Qi Yuncheng: "Fucking mother is my wife."

Luan Yunping: "You made it clear to me."

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng immediately repeated the previous way of speaking, "It's——Godmother! Look, we have a very close relationship."

"..."

After being silent for a second or two, Luan Yunping stood behind the table and couldn't help cursing, "Are you sick?"

Hahahahaha!
Immediately there was another burst of laughter from below.

It was not enough to take advantage of it, and he even helped his wife to take advantage of it. The key point was that he talked one after another, which almost convinced them.

And Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping with a smile, "How can this be called sick?"

"You always hit the middle and break it."

"I'm short-tempered, my friends, I'm a hero."

"how?"

"Heroes are short of breath, but sons and daughters are long-lasting."

"Good guy, you're still a hero." Luan Yunping sighed, "But you don't speak like that."

"But our relationship is really good. I don't believe you can tell me if I am your father in front of so many friends."

"what?"

"It's - godfather!!"

Luan Yunping reacted behind the table for a while, but when a godfather came out, he had to increase his volume.

"Who? No! Good guy, you're just another generation older, aren't you?"

He was anxious, and Qi Yuncheng himself was also anxious, touching Luan Yunping's arm, "You are a rotten person."

"Who is heartbroken."

"Do I call your father godfather?"

"That's true."

As soon as Luan Yunping answered, Qi Yuncheng stood up straight, but sometimes his eyes just turned casually, and with this turn, he saw an acquaintance below him.

Generally speaking, it is difficult to find even acquaintances when looking down.

Because there are about three hundred people sitting together, and the sitting heights are about the same.

But children are different, so you can still see it after a few more glances.

I was a little speechless at first glance.

Who else could it be, isn't it the little girl Zhou Gulan, sitting in the middle of the theater and looking around at first, she seemed a little uncomfortable with this environment.

But when he came out, the gaze was set.

Qi Yuncheng was a little worried when he saw her alone, but he felt relieved when he found his grandfather by his side.

It's just how this little girl came here.

I don't know why.

But it didn't matter, so he continued to speak.

"What do you pay attention to in making friends? Pay attention to the friendship between the noble and the humble. The friendship is seen in the life of death. The wife does not avoid the house and the house. The good friendship of entrusting his wife and offering his son."

into the right life.

Qi Yuncheng uttered such a sentence in a regular manner.

But Luan Yunping frowned, "You're talking too fast, people don't understand, you just say it sentence by sentence."

"Then I'll explain it to you, one noble and one humble friendship to show..."

Up to this point, many people are familiar with the content behind cross talk, but today they are different.

The burden has been considered a little bit.

Especially when it comes to friendship after one death, it is different from the master and the uncle.

Qi Yuncheng spoke on the stage.

"This time you are not a rich man, a little accident happened."

"What's the accident?" Luan Yunping asked.

"It was hit by a car, but don't worry, it's not too serious."

"Oh, wipe it off?"

"Yes! The body is in Xizhimen, and the head is in Changping."

"Hoo!!"

Luan Yunping supported the table and stared wide-eyed, "Did you break it for me?"

Qi Yuncheng gestured with both hands the size of a bowl, "The wound is only this big."

"Nonsense, the scar is so big after losing his head."

"A firetruck hit you."

"That's a waste of time."

"There was a big fire in Changping, and the car was diverted from Xizhimen, and you were hit."

"Do you still have to hit me?"

"Yes, aren't we just giving this example? And when I came here to perform, I saw a lot of people around, I don't know why."

"Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng leaned forward, "Separate the crowd and squeeze in, I see that the lower half looks like you."

"How can you tell that the second half looks like mine?"

"You dress up, you especially like to wear the clothes you usually wear. The lace suit looks like a moth."

"That's me." Luan Yunping laughed amusedly.

"But I couldn't recognize you without your head, so I quickly checked with the people around me, only to find that the firetruck took your head to Changping."

"Ouch."

"That's too miserable. I can see the lower half of the body is still reaching out to stop the ambulance."

"I stopped the ambulance by myself, am I trying to cheat the corpse?"

"Isn't this your strong will in the end, but before you stop it, the head is gone, so I can still be idle, so hurry up and get the head."

"Yes."

"From Xizhimen to Changping, take the subway, Line 2."

"You're a little too calm, don't you think I'm so anxious, you still take the subway?"

Qi Yuncheng listened to his partner with his hands behind his back, and then immediately gave a reasonable explanation.

"Can I get there by high-speed train?"

"Are you going to take a taxi?"

"Who's to blame if I get stuck in a taxi? The subway doesn't have a traffic jam, right? Hurry up, get off on the subway, and take the Deshengmen bus to Changping."

"You are very familiar with this line."

"Of course, there are special lanes for buses No. [-], [-], and [-], and there is no traffic jam here. Finally, when I went to Changping, I saw that the fire was raging and still big.

To find the fire brigade, you need to find someone to help. "

"Ah."

Qi Yuncheng suddenly picked up the fan on the table and fiddled with it. , "I took the water gun and pointed it at the fire.

Zi~~"

"Wait for a while!" Luan Yunping couldn't understand, "Didn't you go after my head?
Why did you go to fight the fire again? "

"Isn't this all good deeds? You have the heart to let the people inside be burned?"

For a while, Luan Yunping couldn't speak, "Well, anyway, I'm also a person with a split head."

"Finally the head was found, isn't it here?"

"Isn't this Team Luan? I didn't expect you..." Qi Yuncheng looked at the ground and bent down to pick it up. He was about to cry when he suddenly raised his leg and kicked him away. "This is not, this is the little black fat man."

"Huo, master, are you kicking like this?"

Hahahaha!

An action.

Many people below burst out laughing.

"If you lose every day, you can get on with your master."

"This is more powerful than black fans. Being an apprentice is too courageous."

"Good guy, it's because Mr. Guo doesn't come to the theater very often, this kicked him."

……

The voice below was delighted.

The main reason is that the cooperation between the two is not bad, and Luan Yunping still has the urge to rush over to pick it up.

This pick is really on point, because this is a lover.

Soon.

Qi Yuncheng embraced the head with both hands, and continued to speak, "Oh, this one is really Team Luan, why did you die here.

Hurry up, I have to transport you back to Xizhimen. "

"Come on master casually." Luan Yunping raised her mouth.

"No, I can't hold it!" Qi Yuncheng spread his hands at a certain distance, "You can choose if you want to hold her.

If you want to hug him, you can't hug you, if you want to hug you, you can't hug him. "

(End of this chapter)