Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 232 Isn't that a coincidence, isn't it, I'm sleeping with your wife too! 【Subscribe】

Actors on stage play roles.

That is definitely not a teacher and student.

Calling a brother is completely fine, let alone a specially designed burden.

But Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng with a hint of surprise, then glanced at Brother Qian'er, and spoke hesitantly.

"Here, can this let him have one?"

Yu Qian watched the excitement all the way, "Come one! Right, brother!"

"Of course!" Qi Yuncheng didn't feel that there was any promise at all, anyway, he was no longer senior at this time.

"Then let's have one, to make the young and old happy."

Guo Degang had no choice but to nod, and went back to sit on the long bench behind him.

And the next second, Luan Yunping came over very consciously.

However, the two people are not standing side by side like in a cross talk, or face to face, as if they met acquaintances while walking.

"Then let's have one." After Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands to everyone, he looked at Luan Yunping and shouted enthusiastically, "Here we come, buddy!"

"Here we come!" Luan Yunping naturally dressed like a commoner in the Qing Dynasty at the moment, and said yes.

"Hey! We are very familiar with the audience who came here today. We are puppies who can say something bad."

"That must be a puppy."

"By the way, I heard you moved?"

Luan Yunping nodded, "I just moved."

"Where have you moved?"

"Qianmen Street!!"

Qi Yuncheng was startled suddenly, showing joy, and shouted loudly, "Who is it?"

"its me."

"Isn't it a coincidence? Isn't it a coincidence?"

Surprised by this, Luan Yunping took half a step back, "What's the matter?"

"I also live on Qianmen Street!"

"You also live on Qianmen Street?" Luan Yunping asked suspiciously, "Then why haven't I met you?"

"Hey! You go out early, I come back late, you can't worship neighbors!!"

"oh, I see!"

"Then what number do you live on Qianmen Street?"

"I live at No. [-] Qianmen Street!"

Immediately, Qi Yuncheng started screaming again, and hurriedly asked again, "Who is it? Who is it?"

"its me!"

"Isn't it a coincidence? Isn't it a coincidence? I also live at No. [-] Qianmen Street."

The more she talked, the more disbelieving Luan Yunping's expression became, she even took an extra step towards Qi Yuncheng and asked, "You also live in No. [-]? Then why haven't I seen you?"

"You go out early, I come back late, you can't pay homage to neighbors!"

"never seen it!"

"Then do you live in the south room or the north room of this number?"

"I live in Yinan House." Luan Yunping pointed in the direction with her hand.

Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands together, "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it? I also live in the south room!"

Luan Yunping was surprised this time, "You also live in the south room? Then why haven't I seen you?"

"Isn't that something to say? You go out early, I come back late, you can't pay homage to the neighbors!"

"Well, I haven't seen it in a single room."

The cross talk between the two people came here, to put it bluntly, it was funny and repeated continuously, for the final conclusion.

And at the end, Qi Yuncheng was a little more excited, "What do you usually lay and build?"

"Lay out a red mattress and cover with a blue quilt."

"Who is it?"

"its me!"

"Isn't it a coincidence, isn't it? I also spread a red mattress and a blue quilt."

"Good guy, I haven't seen you since the two of us were in bed?"

"You go out early, I come back late, you can't pay homage to neighbors! Then who do you usually sleep with?"

"My wife and I!" Luan Yunping said without hesitation.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng finally felt as happy as waiting, "Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I'm sleeping with your wife too!"

"I'll fuck you!!!"

Hahahahahaha~~
There was laughter on and off the stage.

In the Qing Dynasty, to be honest, cross talk used gossip or some vulgar things to attract people, because of the market culture.

People love this.

Also willing to stand up.

As for this paragraph, it is indeed a very old and classic joke, but later Yue Yunpeng became popular and got it on the stage of the competition to say it.

And after that.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping hurriedly smiled.

Then Yue Yunpeng quickly opened the folding fan, and asked for money with each person.

"It's troubled you all. You can throw a few of the three melons and two dates, and look at how well the two performed just now. It's troubled you all."

Bow down and shout loudly, asking for it all at once.

But how could it be possible for everyone to give.

After a large circle, only one or two people gave it.

It is indeed sad to say that it is sad.

But even if you don't get any money, the cross talk jokes will follow.

In the future, Qi Yuncheng sat in the back and watched Xiaoyue and Sun Yue perform, and even Dalin and Lord Hou came.

But just as he was talking, suddenly a group of beheaded spectators dispersed the crowd, and now there was no one left to listen to the cross talk.

As for asking for more money, I don't know who to turn to.

This situation was indeed common at the time.

In the end, there was no other way, only Guo Degang started to work hard, yelling loudly, and then began to gather more than a dozen people.

"Look, take a look, come and listen! Nothing else, we old and young men stand on the bridge for a long time, thanks to your help.

Although there are not many people here today.

They are all righteous gentlemen.

But then again, there are more than a hundred people, and there are not many people who come today, and there are all kinds of characters.

And today one of you is this! ! ! "

Probing down with his right hand, Guo Degang gestured with his right hand like a bastard.

Yu Qian held a fan beside him, and hurriedly said, "Bastard?"

"Hey, his daughter-in-law is pretty good with others. Some people say who is this person?"

"Then look for it."

"I can't say now, a person has a face, a tree and a bark. If I say he's dead, who's to blame? Don't worry, he can't stay, he's leaving now, and I'll tell you who he is when he leaves!!"

What Guo Degang used in this speech was the traditional technique of tying the horse to the post.

People want to go but can't go.

And this is what the older generation has figured out one by one.

But at this time, Lang Heyan, who is also a disciple of Deyun, wanted to leave in the crowd, but before he could take a step, a Jiuzike next to him suddenly said something.

"Why are you going?"

"I'm going!"

"Didn't you listen to him?"

"What did you say?"

"Whoever goes is the bastard!!!"

"Yo, then I can't go."

The two people came out to talk to reflect this effect.

But in the middle of the crowd watching the excitement, Yang Jiulang with small eyes suddenly appeared, and then he looked at the audience in Beizhan and spoke indifferently.

"Anyway, that's me too, I'm leaving!!!"

Hahahahaha!
Laughter overflowed.

All the people on the stage were moved and looked at it, Qi Yuncheng was even more so among the crowd of cross talk actors, and this time all members of De Yun came on stage.

Of course, they all participated in the Jiuzike Hezike.

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(I haven’t asked for anything since it was put on the shelves. If you have any three melons and two dates, just give it to me! I will try to write more today!)
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