Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 105 Chicken Skin Shoes! 【Subscribe】

"This is a rich family, and they bought a microwave oven just for it!!" Sun Yue complained.

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "That's a hobby, the old man can't go wrong if he is rich! Teacher Sun's father's surname is Sun!"

"Yes!"

"It's called Wang Fugui!!"

"never heard of that."

Changing her surname immediately, Sun Yue stared wide-eyed and hurried over to stop, "The surname is Sun and Wang Fugui, what kind of surname is this?"

"How playful does that sound?"

"You can't be playful! My father has to be named Sun!"

"Yes! Even though the old man is so rich, his house is full of antiques and cultural relics, but he loves to show kindness. He often says that I want to be the world's most incisive (kind) person!"

After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, he swung the knife with his right hand.

Sun Yue's expression on the side looked so painful, but this picture caused bursts of chuckles from the audience below.

Then he added another sentence.

"Can you not use the knife when you say this?"

"Anyway, your father wants to be a kind person, but the old man said it again." Qi Yuncheng leaned on the side of the table a little, and spoke in imitation.

"I can't manage all the poor people in the world. No poor people are allowed within a radius of twenty miles of my house."

"It's not easy." Sun Yue sighed.

"I went out with the housekeeper and the staff. When I saw a poor person, I had to ask them."

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng seemed to have seen it on the stage, and immediately waved in one direction.

"Come, come, come!"

Sun Yue said, "So you saw it?"

"Saw a woman crying with a baby in her arms, dressed in rags.

After coming over, the old man asked, what's going on? "

"Ask."

"Women just cry and complain. Life can't go on, both parents died, husband was in a car accident, she is not in good health, and her child is sick and has no money to treat her!
This is talking about the woman crying.

So are your dad's tears. "

"I have a good heart, I don't want to see this, let's find a way to help others." Sun Yue heard a little sympathy on his expression, so he said this slowly.

He was like this, especially when Qi Yuncheng played the role of the old man, holding his hand on the edge of the table while covering his face and crying, he couldn't bear to look at this woman directly.

I was speechless for a long time.

With a last sob, he looked at the woman's mouth.

"Get her away, my heart is broken!!!"

Hahahaha!

As soon as the burden was given, there were bursts of laughter at the scene.

Wan never thought of giving such a place.

At this time, Sun Yue was surprised on the stage, "Is this going to drive you away?"

Qi Yuncheng made a two with his right hand, and his words were full of pride, "There are no poor people within this twenty miles!!"

"That's right! There are no poor people, and all poor people are kicked out."

"The old man is kind!"

"What kindness is this?"

"But as soon as he goes out to show kindness, the family has to be busy."

"What are you busy with?"

Pointing to the direction of three o'clock, Qi Yuncheng began to explain, "The old man is out now, he should be back in two hours."

"Yes."

"Come back and prepare what he will use."

Sun Yue hurriedly said, "What can I use for this?"

"It's hot in June, so put the watermelon in the well first!"

"Why put it in the well?"

Qi Yuncheng gestured to the size of the well mouth, "There is a well in the backyard of my house, and I can eat some fruit in hot weather, but it hurts my stomach to eat it out of the refrigerator.

It is very comfortable after eating in the well.

So I put all the watermelons, plums, and peaches in it. "

"That's called a town!"

"The housekeepers are sweating, who can bear it in June? But they are still busy, telling the chef to make small snacks and prepare sour plum soup.

The old man is hot when he comes back, so he has to drink it. "

"Yes!"

"Flowers use their power to get the flowers in, so they should be watered. Birds use their power to feed the birds.

Hurry up, dog feeder, just slip away when you should.

I'm so busy, just waiting for the old man to come back. "

"Serve him alone."

"It's hot! Two hours later, the big butler came to pick him up at the door. The two butlers were at the door with four assistants."

Qi Yuncheng pinched his cuff slightly with his fingers, and then wiped his sweat with the cuff, and after wiping, he even took a special look at it.

It fully expresses the character's state.

At this point, Song Yi actually observed the most, because this is also a performance, but he didn't say much, just watched silently.

Anyway, I think the cross talk in this theater is very interesting.

It's much more enjoyable than just looking at it on the phone.

After all, there are so many people watching together, the atmosphere is here.

But just as she was thinking about it, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pointed, "Hey, the old man is back. Drink, come back and stand like this, it's majestic.

Ladies and gentlemen, this aura of wealth cannot be bought with money.

It radiates from the inside out.

Leaning on a small civilized stick. "

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Civilization stick?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below and waved his hands, "It's not that you can't walk, this stick is your identity, and you still have Hai Long's hat on your head.

Sea dragons are a hundred times warmer than otters. "

The audience came to their senses at this time, after all, they were talking about the dog days, and Sun Yue was thinking silently on the sidelines.

After you figure it out.

Don't let Qi Yuncheng make gestures with the hat on his head anymore, he held his arm, "Wait a minute, the housekeepers are sweating all over in June, and he wears a Hailong hat?"

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng replied without hesitation.

"Good guy, is the old man sweating?"

"Show me, I have them at home."

"Just tell people this information?"

"Hai Long's hat, of course, I'm afraid I won't have time to wear it."

"Okay, I'm going to die after wearing it."

"Wearing a fox coat!"

At this point, the audience might not understand, so Sun Yue also asked him to explain, "What is fox crow?"

"A fox crop is the piece of skin under the fox's neck.

It is the warmest part of a fox's body.

When it sleeps, its head is lowered, and its mouth should be nestled here.

This hide is the softest and most expensive. "

After gesturing his whole body, Qi Yuncheng said again, "This coat is all made by foxes.

How much does it cost? "

Sun Yue: "That is!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hai Long's hat, Fox Crow's coat, and the leather shoes under the feet cannot be worn with cowhide."

Sun Yue: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's hot and cover your feet!"

Sun Yue: "That's right!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Goose skin!!!"

The tone was exaggerated, and the audience below laughed a lot as they imagined this.

Never heard of wearing this at all.

Sun Yue frowned, feeling irritated, "Is this a pimple on your leg?"

"The chicken skin is the thinnest! Your father is wearing this shoe, and there are three points in the toe!"

"Three sharps?" Sun Yue stretched out her hand, and then had three fingers on each side. After seeing it, she felt ugly, "If this is the case, wouldn't it be over if you just put the chicken feet out?"

(End of this chapter)