Don't call me little brother, call me accuser!
Chapter 146 So Ruthless! (Dazhang asks for votes!)
Chapter 146 So Ruthless! (Dazhang asks for votes!)
After closing the door, Mu Yizhi asked Su Fan while taking out the barbecue from the oven.
After all, she was entertaining boys, so she still prepared some wine.
"liquor??"
Hearing these words, Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi with an incredible attitude.
"Don't you boys like to drink while shoveling skewers? After all, comrade-in-arms, you helped me. Since I want to thank you, I must not be stingy, so I prepared beer for you. Of course, if you want me If you want to drink, I will accompany you to drink a little."
Mu Yizhi said at this moment, anyway, there is no need to worry about safety at home.
"Ah this? Is it a little presumptuous?"
The corner of Su Fan's mouth was twitching.
It's not wrong if it's between brothers drinking and drinking.
But this is a girl in front of me.
Will it be a little presumptuous?
In case drunk...
"It's okay, there's no one in my house, and I'll just go to bed when I'm sleepy."
Mu Yizhi said with a smile, then opened a can of beer for Su Fan.
"That's true, but if I eat like wine, I may not drink much."
After thinking about it, this is indeed her house, and they are only one floor apart.
If you really drink a little wine, you don't have to worry about any accidents. The other party can just go back to the room and sleep.
And although he can't drink alcohol, he should be able to go downstairs and go home.
As for not being able to drink, it's really not modest. It's okay to drink a little once in a while, but it's really unbearable to drink too much.
I remember that year, some distant relatives insisted on drinking with him on the night of the school entrance banquet, but when he woke up the next day, he found himself sleeping with his arms around the toilet.
Fragments are really scary.
And when I first came here as a freshman, I told Boss Zhang and the others to go out for supper, and the young man got a fever and started drinking for some reason.
As a result, he was the guest of honor in the bathroom again.
After that he didn't dare to drink anymore.
Even if the dormitory dinner can't be avoided, he will drink some beer slowly, no more than five glasses at most, if there is too much, he will really get drunk.
Once drunk, it will be broken!
Then the next day I was stunned.
"Come on, comrade-in-arms, this skewer is really super delicious, don't be cautious, I can't drink alcohol, it was the first time I drank alcohol at the barbecue restaurant last time."
Seeing that the other party was a bit cautious, Mu Yizhi handed Su Fan a bunch of barbecued meat. It was her first time drinking alcohol last time.
So they won't drink a lot this time.
That is, as a drink.
"First time? Really or not?"
Su Fan was a little surprised when he heard this.
"Really, I lied to you as a puppy!"
Mu Yizhi nodded, looking very serious.
"That's good."
Su Fan was relieved when he heard this.
So since you can't drink both, you definitely won't drink too much.
The friendship of gentlemen.
It is best to drink beer as a beverage in moderation.
Drinking too much is also bad for your health.
After half an hour.
"Comrades! As agreed, I have one cup and you three cups! What are you doing, are you lying to girls?"
under the light.
Mu Yizhi had already drank her fourth glass of wine, her face turned red like a tomato.
If it was outside, she would not dare to drink like this.
But this is at her house.
So she let go of her guard.
"I can't do it, classmate Yizhi, I'm going to get drunk, let's stop drinking, and there's no alcohol left here."
Su Fan waved his hand. After drinking ten glasses of wine, he now felt a little dizzy and his face was very red.
"I'll order! I'll order now! Tell me what happened after the police came? You can't whet my appetite!!"
Mu Yizhi placed an order immediately.
She was listening to Su Fan talking about today's events, but when she heard the key point, she lost it. How could it be possible!
"Still drinking? Still talking?"
Su Fan looked at him.
"Of course! You can't imitate those out-of-plot dogs who write novels, they'll miss the key points!"
Mu Yizhi nodded affirmatively.
Although the taste of the wine is weird, but eating skewers, chatting, and then drinking this weird beer, I feel very happy inexplicably!
And she felt as if she could have a drink.
"it is good!!"
Su Fan drank a glass of wine.
"At that time, I was so fucking dumbfounded, you know, I never thought that Xiaoxiao was pregnant! In fact, I knew at the time that there must be something wrong with the B-ultrasound. Others solved it in a few minutes. I waited at the door for half an hour. It’s not that I’m mentally retarded, how can I not see the problem!”
Su Fan opened the chatter box and continued what he said before.
"Beast! One is forced to sell and the other dares to sleep!"
Mu Yizhi pinched the plastic cup, and the wine spilled out!
The whole person gritted his teeth!
As a girl, she can't empathize with her anymore!
Parents should be the ones who protect their daughters.
Especially father!
It should be the support of the daughter, the hero in the eyes of the daughter!
But he did such a dehumanizing thing.
It's simply not as good as a beast, it's useless to be a father!
"Don't worry, I can't run away! Whether it's the person who made Xiao Xiao pregnant or Xiao Xiao's father and stepmother! Dear father! He will definitely be punished severely! This kind of 20-year indefinite club is possible!"
Su Fan said.
And expressed his own judgment.
"That's good! None of these bastards can be let go! It's best to be sentenced to life! No! Shoot! Donate your organs to useful people!"
Mu Yizhi was relieved to hear this!
15 minutes later.
The delivery boy came to the door.
Another case of wine was brought.
Another half hour passed.
A case of wine is half gone.
"I can't do it, comrade."
Mu Yizhi was lying on the table, she just felt dizzy.
"I can't do it? Can you say no to a girl? Hurry up! I drank all three glasses, why do you have half a glass left!"
At this moment, Su Fan had already drank 24 glasses of wine, and the spirit of the wine was getting stronger, so he immediately urged Mu Yizhi!
"No, can't you say no if you're not a man?"
Mu Yizhi propped himself up.
Then he picked up the glass and slowly poured the wine into his mouth.
Drank too much.
This time I really drank too much.
"What kind of men and women, after drinking and drinking, raise fish."
Seeing that the bottom of Mu Yizhi's cup is still yellow.
Su Fan, who was already drunk, said angrily.
"I don't raise fish, I drink it!!"
Mu Yizhi didn't know why, but suddenly came back to the light, and immediately had another drink.
"Shall I rub it? Awesome! I actually drank another cup!"
Su Fan looked shocked.
"Comrade-in-arms! You, three cups! You can't miss one cup! Otherwise, don't even think about leaving this door!"
Mu Yizhi looked at Su Fan after finishing his drink.
"I really don't believe it, I can't drink you, a girl who is drinking for the second time, today!"
Although the two vegetable chickens are pecking at each other.
But at the moment, none of them will let one go.
"Comrade, don't just drink, I want to know what will happen to those policemen who violated the rules within 1 minute! It's disgusting! They actually handcuffed people directly! You know, there are gossips on the Internet today! Seeing it makes me angry !!"
Mu Yizhi said with anger while eating skewers.
She doesn't know who her comrade-in-arms is?
Fake at a glance!
"They, they will definitely not be able to escape if they are suspended! There is no way that some grassroots law enforcement is like this, and they will know how to enforce the law once they are verified. As for those people on the Internet, rumormongers, this wave can't escape! This is It's my last drink, do you still drink?!"
Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi already had a double vision.
But that's okay!
He is a man of seven feet and eight feet, but he can't drink a girl?
As long as the other party drinks, he will accompany him to the end!
"drink!!"
Mu Yizhi drank the tenth cup.
Su Fan naturally drank three more cups.
that's it.
The vegetable chickens pecked at each other for another half an hour.
In the end, Mu Yizhi collapsed completely.
"Get up, boring, are you drunk?"
Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi who was lying on the sofa and shook.
"No, I, I'm going to sleep."
Mu Yizhi waved his hand.
She just wants to switch off now.
"When I'm drunk, I'm drunk, and I'm going home too."
I saw Su Fan staggering forward.
Squeak.
He opens a door.
Then it just felt very dark, very dark.
"Beep beep..."
The next morning.
"Hey?"
Su Fan touched his vibrating pocket.
Then answer the call.
"Did you report the crime this morning?"
On the other end of the phone was Bing Yutang's voice.
"Report the crime? Professor Bing, but it's not yet dawn. I plan to come as soon as they get to work."
Su Fan opened his eyes and felt that the surroundings were still pitch black, so he said immediately.
I really drank too much last night.
Still a little dizzy right now.
"It's not dawn? Where are you now?"
Hearing Su Fan's words on the other end of the phone, Bing Yutang's tone was filled with surprise.
"I am home."
Su Fan replied without thinking, but somehow he felt a little flustered.
"A home abroad? Did you go drinking last night?"
Bing Yutang's voice on the other end of the phone was a bit cold.
It was sunny and dark, and the voice was not right.
It's obviously like going to drink!
"Um... it was discovered, and it was indeed a drink."
Su Fan looked a little embarrassed.
Never drink with girls in the future.
The other party has one cup and he has three cups.
The other party has four bottles and he has twelve bottles!
Everyone is stupid now!
"It's already ten o'clock, go to work quickly, don't delay!"
After finishing speaking, Bing Yutang hung up the phone.
"Ten o'clock!"
At these words, Su Fan was shocked.
"Fuck? This cold and lubricating feeling??"
Su Fan took a closer look.
Damn, I actually fell asleep holding the toilet again!
But this little pink towel, this toothbrush? ?
Su Fan looked around in a daze.
Didn't you go back yourself?
When he opened the door, he found that he was still at Mu Yizhi's house.
After the fight last night, the ground is now in a mess.
But Mu Yizhi lay peacefully on the sofa.
Still holding a pillow.
Um, maybe the sleeping movements are a bit loud.
At this moment, the pajamas were pulled on top, and the whole waist was exposed.
"Student Mu Yizhi, why don't you go to bed?"
Su Fan gently shook Mu Yizhi to wake him up. After sleeping on the sofa all night, he believed that this was the second time that Mu Yizhi had drunk.
Really drunk enough.
Fortunately, no one knew that he slept with the toilet all night.
Otherwise it would be so embarrassing.
He, Su Fan, swore he would never drink alcohol next time! !
Drink again is a dog!
This is the third time I have slept on the toilet!
"Ah? Comrades, why did I fall asleep? Are you still drinking?"
Mu Yizhi opened her sleepy eyes and rubbed her hands.
Apparently her memory was still stuck in last night.
"Still drinking! Next time we both don't touch alcohol! It's dawn now!"
Su Fan opened the curtains.
And because the curtains are drawn, the light in the living room at this moment is seriously insufficient, and there is a feeling of night.
"Ah? It's dawn!!"
Seeing the dazzling sunlight, Mu Yizhi was very surprised.
"I'll clean it up for you and then I'm leaving. I have to sort out the materials of the Internet explosion and then go to the police station to report the case."
Su Fan helped Mu Yizhi clean up the beer cans on the ground.
"No, no, I'll clean up my comrades-in-arms, you go to your business first!"
Mu Yizhi patted his forehead.
I was too brave last night, I even drank four cans of beer, I am so dizzy now!
"That's fine. I'll trouble you, Mu Yizhi, to put it on in a while. I'll treat you to dinner next time."
Su Fan gathered the wine cans together, and the table was just some barbecue sticks.
Just be lazy and give it to the other party.
"Just leave it to me. Fan, it doesn't matter if you want to invite me."
Mu Yizhi opened the door with a smile and let Su Fan do his own business first.
"Haha, then I'll go first."
Su Fan said goodbye, and then went downstairs.
"Hey, that's not right, where did that comrade sleep last night?"
Mu Yizhi opened the room, although there are three rooms here.
But actually only two rooms have beds.
The other is a utility room.
She looked at it.
Neither my own bed nor my roommate's bed showed signs of being slept on.
Strange, did comrades sleep in the grocery room last night?
"Aim~"
Suddenly, the kitten who was temporarily staying in the grocery room came over.
"Meow~, I'll give you something to eat right now."
Mu Yizhi picked up the cat food that Su Fan bought, and then fed it to the cat.
Fourteen hundred grams?
Why is it so light? ?
Is it two bags?
Suddenly Mu Yizhi realized that the fourteen hundred grams was so light.
"Hello, comrade? Is the cat food you bought 1400g?"
All I saw was that Mu Yizhi called Su Fan at this moment.
"Yeah, it's [-] grams."
Su Fan, who was about to take a bath, nodded.
"Then did you miss a bag?"
Mu Yizhi feels that this is not enough.
She just weighed it to more than 700 grams, almost half of it.
"I took one bag less, didn't I? The boss gave me only one bag at that time. What's wrong?"
When Su Fan heard the other party say this, there was a look of surprise in his eyes.
"Oh, comrade-in-arms, did you buy it at the newly opened one where Xuanxuan's barbershop was last time?"
Mu Yizhi asked again.
"Uh-huh."
Su Fan nodded.
"All right, I'll transfer the money to you."
Mu Yizhi looked at the receipt, she remembered this store.
So I asked specifically.
He also transferred 300 yuan for cat food to Su Fan.
"Then I'll be busy first."
Su Fan hung up the phone.
He didn't care about the cat food either.
She took a nice shower right away.
10: 30.
He came to the computer.
Take out the USB flash drive given by Miejue Shitai.
He didn't even look at how many people's information the other party had collected.
Criminal, administrative, verbal warnings.
Opening the USB flash drive, Su Fan saw three folders.
I didn't expect that they were all divided up. This woman is very caring.
Su Fan clicked on the criminal folder.
After all, that's what matters.
"???"
However after opening.
There was an extra question mark in front of Su Fan.
Three hundred! ! !
Did you make a mistake! !
The other party put the administrative and criminal aspects together.
Su Fan was seriously suspicious at the moment!
However, after ten minutes, Su Fan was completely dumbfounded.
Really three hundred people!
Among them, I want to eat corn.
All the speeches and posts of the other party have the number of readers and reposts!
And there are 1000 administrative and verbal warnings!
Su Fan was in a mess.
Call him a good guy.
Is this the information they got for 2 yuan?
Why does he feel that he spent 28 last time and was cheated miserably?
After all, no one else has more than a quarter of it!
No wonder Master Miejue was so good at calling him.
It's wrong to drink.
If I knew there were so many people last night, I could still report the crime this morning.
Now, there must be no show in the morning, so we can only go in the afternoon.
After all, it will take a while to organize and print out the information.
At this moment, Su Fan put a stack of A4 paper into the printer.
After all, it's my own small studio.
There is definitely a printer.
And it's not expensive either.
Only a few hundred dollars.
It is also more convenient to print any information at ordinary times.
Otherwise, it will be troublesome to queue up at the print shop.
scarf.
[Awesome, it's eleven o'clock, and the leaders of the Xiuling Road Police Station came out to apologize in person, but this brother hasn't deleted the post yet. 】
[A true warrior dares to face the bleak prison!I just clicked in, and the few posts he posted before have been read by millions. The last wave of administrative detention is probably prison reform. 】
Soufan's bib homepage.
The one I want to eat corn is still strong.
And under his comment, there have been tens of thousands of replies.
Click on his homepage, that's even more amazing!
The other party's previous posts also had over [-] comments.
Some netizens checked in one after another.
Even shouted words like real warriors.
After all, the leaders of the police station apologized.
Those law enforcement officers who violated the regulations were also suspended for inspection.
It can be said that what happened last night was completely fictional.
These people are also properly spreading rumors.
But for some reason, it seems that trainee lawyer Su Fan hasn't responded to this matter yet.
Haven't woken up yet?
the other side.
In a rental house.
The young man burped, and then opened the scarf.
I slept soundly last night.
He fell asleep until 10:30, and he couldn't wait after breakfast.
I don’t know what’s going on with the bib now, has the Su car overturned?
"Fuck?!"
However, when he opened the scarf, his body was shocked!
The other party did not roll over!
It was he who overturned the car!
The police issued a thousand-character alert at 11:30 p.m.
At nine o'clock in the morning, the head of the police station was interviewed by the media, apologizing and reviewing the law enforcement violations last night.
The most exaggerated thing is that the four police officers who enforced the law last night are all suspended at this moment!
Is there such an exaggeration!
The young man froze in place.
He immediately opened his homepage.
It's been fifteen days since I went in last time!
He didn't want to go in this wave.
Delete the post!
Delete the post quickly! !
Open the main business.
He immediately deleted the two posts he had made before.
There was a curse in my heart.
These bastards have read so much and commented so much, this is going to send him in!
By the way, there are also comments under Su Fan's scarf!
trembling hands.
Young people delete posts directly.
And this delete.
The netizens under Su Fan's scarf instantly erupted.
Finally alive!
Just when they were going to mock the homepage of I want to eat corn.
They were surprised to find that the other party even canceled the bib account.
So cruel!
"Guanyin Bodhisattva blesses me, I hope he won't see it, if I get through this difficult time, I will fast for seven days!"
The young man's hands were trembling, and then the browser opened the photo of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
A bowl of rice was presented.
And plugged in three cigarettes and began to worship.
He really doesn't want to go in!
However, at two o'clock in the afternoon, he received a call from the police.
At the same time there are a large number of people!
……
(End of this chapter)
After closing the door, Mu Yizhi asked Su Fan while taking out the barbecue from the oven.
After all, she was entertaining boys, so she still prepared some wine.
"liquor??"
Hearing these words, Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi with an incredible attitude.
"Don't you boys like to drink while shoveling skewers? After all, comrade-in-arms, you helped me. Since I want to thank you, I must not be stingy, so I prepared beer for you. Of course, if you want me If you want to drink, I will accompany you to drink a little."
Mu Yizhi said at this moment, anyway, there is no need to worry about safety at home.
"Ah this? Is it a little presumptuous?"
The corner of Su Fan's mouth was twitching.
It's not wrong if it's between brothers drinking and drinking.
But this is a girl in front of me.
Will it be a little presumptuous?
In case drunk...
"It's okay, there's no one in my house, and I'll just go to bed when I'm sleepy."
Mu Yizhi said with a smile, then opened a can of beer for Su Fan.
"That's true, but if I eat like wine, I may not drink much."
After thinking about it, this is indeed her house, and they are only one floor apart.
If you really drink a little wine, you don't have to worry about any accidents. The other party can just go back to the room and sleep.
And although he can't drink alcohol, he should be able to go downstairs and go home.
As for not being able to drink, it's really not modest. It's okay to drink a little once in a while, but it's really unbearable to drink too much.
I remember that year, some distant relatives insisted on drinking with him on the night of the school entrance banquet, but when he woke up the next day, he found himself sleeping with his arms around the toilet.
Fragments are really scary.
And when I first came here as a freshman, I told Boss Zhang and the others to go out for supper, and the young man got a fever and started drinking for some reason.
As a result, he was the guest of honor in the bathroom again.
After that he didn't dare to drink anymore.
Even if the dormitory dinner can't be avoided, he will drink some beer slowly, no more than five glasses at most, if there is too much, he will really get drunk.
Once drunk, it will be broken!
Then the next day I was stunned.
"Come on, comrade-in-arms, this skewer is really super delicious, don't be cautious, I can't drink alcohol, it was the first time I drank alcohol at the barbecue restaurant last time."
Seeing that the other party was a bit cautious, Mu Yizhi handed Su Fan a bunch of barbecued meat. It was her first time drinking alcohol last time.
So they won't drink a lot this time.
That is, as a drink.
"First time? Really or not?"
Su Fan was a little surprised when he heard this.
"Really, I lied to you as a puppy!"
Mu Yizhi nodded, looking very serious.
"That's good."
Su Fan was relieved when he heard this.
So since you can't drink both, you definitely won't drink too much.
The friendship of gentlemen.
It is best to drink beer as a beverage in moderation.
Drinking too much is also bad for your health.
After half an hour.
"Comrades! As agreed, I have one cup and you three cups! What are you doing, are you lying to girls?"
under the light.
Mu Yizhi had already drank her fourth glass of wine, her face turned red like a tomato.
If it was outside, she would not dare to drink like this.
But this is at her house.
So she let go of her guard.
"I can't do it, classmate Yizhi, I'm going to get drunk, let's stop drinking, and there's no alcohol left here."
Su Fan waved his hand. After drinking ten glasses of wine, he now felt a little dizzy and his face was very red.
"I'll order! I'll order now! Tell me what happened after the police came? You can't whet my appetite!!"
Mu Yizhi placed an order immediately.
She was listening to Su Fan talking about today's events, but when she heard the key point, she lost it. How could it be possible!
"Still drinking? Still talking?"
Su Fan looked at him.
"Of course! You can't imitate those out-of-plot dogs who write novels, they'll miss the key points!"
Mu Yizhi nodded affirmatively.
Although the taste of the wine is weird, but eating skewers, chatting, and then drinking this weird beer, I feel very happy inexplicably!
And she felt as if she could have a drink.
"it is good!!"
Su Fan drank a glass of wine.
"At that time, I was so fucking dumbfounded, you know, I never thought that Xiaoxiao was pregnant! In fact, I knew at the time that there must be something wrong with the B-ultrasound. Others solved it in a few minutes. I waited at the door for half an hour. It’s not that I’m mentally retarded, how can I not see the problem!”
Su Fan opened the chatter box and continued what he said before.
"Beast! One is forced to sell and the other dares to sleep!"
Mu Yizhi pinched the plastic cup, and the wine spilled out!
The whole person gritted his teeth!
As a girl, she can't empathize with her anymore!
Parents should be the ones who protect their daughters.
Especially father!
It should be the support of the daughter, the hero in the eyes of the daughter!
But he did such a dehumanizing thing.
It's simply not as good as a beast, it's useless to be a father!
"Don't worry, I can't run away! Whether it's the person who made Xiao Xiao pregnant or Xiao Xiao's father and stepmother! Dear father! He will definitely be punished severely! This kind of 20-year indefinite club is possible!"
Su Fan said.
And expressed his own judgment.
"That's good! None of these bastards can be let go! It's best to be sentenced to life! No! Shoot! Donate your organs to useful people!"
Mu Yizhi was relieved to hear this!
15 minutes later.
The delivery boy came to the door.
Another case of wine was brought.
Another half hour passed.
A case of wine is half gone.
"I can't do it, comrade."
Mu Yizhi was lying on the table, she just felt dizzy.
"I can't do it? Can you say no to a girl? Hurry up! I drank all three glasses, why do you have half a glass left!"
At this moment, Su Fan had already drank 24 glasses of wine, and the spirit of the wine was getting stronger, so he immediately urged Mu Yizhi!
"No, can't you say no if you're not a man?"
Mu Yizhi propped himself up.
Then he picked up the glass and slowly poured the wine into his mouth.
Drank too much.
This time I really drank too much.
"What kind of men and women, after drinking and drinking, raise fish."
Seeing that the bottom of Mu Yizhi's cup is still yellow.
Su Fan, who was already drunk, said angrily.
"I don't raise fish, I drink it!!"
Mu Yizhi didn't know why, but suddenly came back to the light, and immediately had another drink.
"Shall I rub it? Awesome! I actually drank another cup!"
Su Fan looked shocked.
"Comrade-in-arms! You, three cups! You can't miss one cup! Otherwise, don't even think about leaving this door!"
Mu Yizhi looked at Su Fan after finishing his drink.
"I really don't believe it, I can't drink you, a girl who is drinking for the second time, today!"
Although the two vegetable chickens are pecking at each other.
But at the moment, none of them will let one go.
"Comrade, don't just drink, I want to know what will happen to those policemen who violated the rules within 1 minute! It's disgusting! They actually handcuffed people directly! You know, there are gossips on the Internet today! Seeing it makes me angry !!"
Mu Yizhi said with anger while eating skewers.
She doesn't know who her comrade-in-arms is?
Fake at a glance!
"They, they will definitely not be able to escape if they are suspended! There is no way that some grassroots law enforcement is like this, and they will know how to enforce the law once they are verified. As for those people on the Internet, rumormongers, this wave can't escape! This is It's my last drink, do you still drink?!"
Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi already had a double vision.
But that's okay!
He is a man of seven feet and eight feet, but he can't drink a girl?
As long as the other party drinks, he will accompany him to the end!
"drink!!"
Mu Yizhi drank the tenth cup.
Su Fan naturally drank three more cups.
that's it.
The vegetable chickens pecked at each other for another half an hour.
In the end, Mu Yizhi collapsed completely.
"Get up, boring, are you drunk?"
Su Fan looked at Mu Yizhi who was lying on the sofa and shook.
"No, I, I'm going to sleep."
Mu Yizhi waved his hand.
She just wants to switch off now.
"When I'm drunk, I'm drunk, and I'm going home too."
I saw Su Fan staggering forward.
Squeak.
He opens a door.
Then it just felt very dark, very dark.
"Beep beep..."
The next morning.
"Hey?"
Su Fan touched his vibrating pocket.
Then answer the call.
"Did you report the crime this morning?"
On the other end of the phone was Bing Yutang's voice.
"Report the crime? Professor Bing, but it's not yet dawn. I plan to come as soon as they get to work."
Su Fan opened his eyes and felt that the surroundings were still pitch black, so he said immediately.
I really drank too much last night.
Still a little dizzy right now.
"It's not dawn? Where are you now?"
Hearing Su Fan's words on the other end of the phone, Bing Yutang's tone was filled with surprise.
"I am home."
Su Fan replied without thinking, but somehow he felt a little flustered.
"A home abroad? Did you go drinking last night?"
Bing Yutang's voice on the other end of the phone was a bit cold.
It was sunny and dark, and the voice was not right.
It's obviously like going to drink!
"Um... it was discovered, and it was indeed a drink."
Su Fan looked a little embarrassed.
Never drink with girls in the future.
The other party has one cup and he has three cups.
The other party has four bottles and he has twelve bottles!
Everyone is stupid now!
"It's already ten o'clock, go to work quickly, don't delay!"
After finishing speaking, Bing Yutang hung up the phone.
"Ten o'clock!"
At these words, Su Fan was shocked.
"Fuck? This cold and lubricating feeling??"
Su Fan took a closer look.
Damn, I actually fell asleep holding the toilet again!
But this little pink towel, this toothbrush? ?
Su Fan looked around in a daze.
Didn't you go back yourself?
When he opened the door, he found that he was still at Mu Yizhi's house.
After the fight last night, the ground is now in a mess.
But Mu Yizhi lay peacefully on the sofa.
Still holding a pillow.
Um, maybe the sleeping movements are a bit loud.
At this moment, the pajamas were pulled on top, and the whole waist was exposed.
"Student Mu Yizhi, why don't you go to bed?"
Su Fan gently shook Mu Yizhi to wake him up. After sleeping on the sofa all night, he believed that this was the second time that Mu Yizhi had drunk.
Really drunk enough.
Fortunately, no one knew that he slept with the toilet all night.
Otherwise it would be so embarrassing.
He, Su Fan, swore he would never drink alcohol next time! !
Drink again is a dog!
This is the third time I have slept on the toilet!
"Ah? Comrades, why did I fall asleep? Are you still drinking?"
Mu Yizhi opened her sleepy eyes and rubbed her hands.
Apparently her memory was still stuck in last night.
"Still drinking! Next time we both don't touch alcohol! It's dawn now!"
Su Fan opened the curtains.
And because the curtains are drawn, the light in the living room at this moment is seriously insufficient, and there is a feeling of night.
"Ah? It's dawn!!"
Seeing the dazzling sunlight, Mu Yizhi was very surprised.
"I'll clean it up for you and then I'm leaving. I have to sort out the materials of the Internet explosion and then go to the police station to report the case."
Su Fan helped Mu Yizhi clean up the beer cans on the ground.
"No, no, I'll clean up my comrades-in-arms, you go to your business first!"
Mu Yizhi patted his forehead.
I was too brave last night, I even drank four cans of beer, I am so dizzy now!
"That's fine. I'll trouble you, Mu Yizhi, to put it on in a while. I'll treat you to dinner next time."
Su Fan gathered the wine cans together, and the table was just some barbecue sticks.
Just be lazy and give it to the other party.
"Just leave it to me. Fan, it doesn't matter if you want to invite me."
Mu Yizhi opened the door with a smile and let Su Fan do his own business first.
"Haha, then I'll go first."
Su Fan said goodbye, and then went downstairs.
"Hey, that's not right, where did that comrade sleep last night?"
Mu Yizhi opened the room, although there are three rooms here.
But actually only two rooms have beds.
The other is a utility room.
She looked at it.
Neither my own bed nor my roommate's bed showed signs of being slept on.
Strange, did comrades sleep in the grocery room last night?
"Aim~"
Suddenly, the kitten who was temporarily staying in the grocery room came over.
"Meow~, I'll give you something to eat right now."
Mu Yizhi picked up the cat food that Su Fan bought, and then fed it to the cat.
Fourteen hundred grams?
Why is it so light? ?
Is it two bags?
Suddenly Mu Yizhi realized that the fourteen hundred grams was so light.
"Hello, comrade? Is the cat food you bought 1400g?"
All I saw was that Mu Yizhi called Su Fan at this moment.
"Yeah, it's [-] grams."
Su Fan, who was about to take a bath, nodded.
"Then did you miss a bag?"
Mu Yizhi feels that this is not enough.
She just weighed it to more than 700 grams, almost half of it.
"I took one bag less, didn't I? The boss gave me only one bag at that time. What's wrong?"
When Su Fan heard the other party say this, there was a look of surprise in his eyes.
"Oh, comrade-in-arms, did you buy it at the newly opened one where Xuanxuan's barbershop was last time?"
Mu Yizhi asked again.
"Uh-huh."
Su Fan nodded.
"All right, I'll transfer the money to you."
Mu Yizhi looked at the receipt, she remembered this store.
So I asked specifically.
He also transferred 300 yuan for cat food to Su Fan.
"Then I'll be busy first."
Su Fan hung up the phone.
He didn't care about the cat food either.
She took a nice shower right away.
10: 30.
He came to the computer.
Take out the USB flash drive given by Miejue Shitai.
He didn't even look at how many people's information the other party had collected.
Criminal, administrative, verbal warnings.
Opening the USB flash drive, Su Fan saw three folders.
I didn't expect that they were all divided up. This woman is very caring.
Su Fan clicked on the criminal folder.
After all, that's what matters.
"???"
However after opening.
There was an extra question mark in front of Su Fan.
Three hundred! ! !
Did you make a mistake! !
The other party put the administrative and criminal aspects together.
Su Fan was seriously suspicious at the moment!
However, after ten minutes, Su Fan was completely dumbfounded.
Really three hundred people!
Among them, I want to eat corn.
All the speeches and posts of the other party have the number of readers and reposts!
And there are 1000 administrative and verbal warnings!
Su Fan was in a mess.
Call him a good guy.
Is this the information they got for 2 yuan?
Why does he feel that he spent 28 last time and was cheated miserably?
After all, no one else has more than a quarter of it!
No wonder Master Miejue was so good at calling him.
It's wrong to drink.
If I knew there were so many people last night, I could still report the crime this morning.
Now, there must be no show in the morning, so we can only go in the afternoon.
After all, it will take a while to organize and print out the information.
At this moment, Su Fan put a stack of A4 paper into the printer.
After all, it's my own small studio.
There is definitely a printer.
And it's not expensive either.
Only a few hundred dollars.
It is also more convenient to print any information at ordinary times.
Otherwise, it will be troublesome to queue up at the print shop.
scarf.
[Awesome, it's eleven o'clock, and the leaders of the Xiuling Road Police Station came out to apologize in person, but this brother hasn't deleted the post yet. 】
[A true warrior dares to face the bleak prison!I just clicked in, and the few posts he posted before have been read by millions. The last wave of administrative detention is probably prison reform. 】
Soufan's bib homepage.
The one I want to eat corn is still strong.
And under his comment, there have been tens of thousands of replies.
Click on his homepage, that's even more amazing!
The other party's previous posts also had over [-] comments.
Some netizens checked in one after another.
Even shouted words like real warriors.
After all, the leaders of the police station apologized.
Those law enforcement officers who violated the regulations were also suspended for inspection.
It can be said that what happened last night was completely fictional.
These people are also properly spreading rumors.
But for some reason, it seems that trainee lawyer Su Fan hasn't responded to this matter yet.
Haven't woken up yet?
the other side.
In a rental house.
The young man burped, and then opened the scarf.
I slept soundly last night.
He fell asleep until 10:30, and he couldn't wait after breakfast.
I don’t know what’s going on with the bib now, has the Su car overturned?
"Fuck?!"
However, when he opened the scarf, his body was shocked!
The other party did not roll over!
It was he who overturned the car!
The police issued a thousand-character alert at 11:30 p.m.
At nine o'clock in the morning, the head of the police station was interviewed by the media, apologizing and reviewing the law enforcement violations last night.
The most exaggerated thing is that the four police officers who enforced the law last night are all suspended at this moment!
Is there such an exaggeration!
The young man froze in place.
He immediately opened his homepage.
It's been fifteen days since I went in last time!
He didn't want to go in this wave.
Delete the post!
Delete the post quickly! !
Open the main business.
He immediately deleted the two posts he had made before.
There was a curse in my heart.
These bastards have read so much and commented so much, this is going to send him in!
By the way, there are also comments under Su Fan's scarf!
trembling hands.
Young people delete posts directly.
And this delete.
The netizens under Su Fan's scarf instantly erupted.
Finally alive!
Just when they were going to mock the homepage of I want to eat corn.
They were surprised to find that the other party even canceled the bib account.
So cruel!
"Guanyin Bodhisattva blesses me, I hope he won't see it, if I get through this difficult time, I will fast for seven days!"
The young man's hands were trembling, and then the browser opened the photo of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
A bowl of rice was presented.
And plugged in three cigarettes and began to worship.
He really doesn't want to go in!
However, at two o'clock in the afternoon, he received a call from the police.
At the same time there are a large number of people!
……
(End of this chapter)
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