American Comics: Begin to investigate the tax issue of Director S.H.I.E.L.D.

Chapter 3 Troubled Teenager Peter Parker
Lin Yu fucked a female colleague
car, back to his home.

Don't get me wrong, the female colleague is over [-] years old, she is already a wife, has good looks, a hot body, and an outgoing personality, so the misunderstanding can be resolved.

What, deepening misunderstanding?

You are not right.

In a word, Lin Yu firmly believed that he only relied on his extraordinary strengths to make this beautiful lady not mind giving him a ride on the way home from get off work.

Anyway, Lin Yu's home is in the east of Queens, while her female colleague's home is in the north of the Bronx, and their work place is... Cough cough, drop by, just drop by.

Absolutely not the opposite!

After asking the female colleague to go upstairs to drink a cup of coffee as a reward, Lin Yu kindly asked her if she would like to take a break before leaving and have dinner by the way, but the female colleague finally refused, probably because she felt that the influence was not good.

However, it may be that she is uncomfortable and wants to go back to rest. Lin Yu said that she can understand, after all, her legs looked a little weak when she went downstairs.

It's normal to feel weak when you have a cold.

So it's normal for Lin Yu to open the windows for ventilation to reduce the risk of infection.

"Hello, Mr. Lin, are you home?"

Not long after the female colleague left, when the room was almost ventilated, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by the voice of a young and timid boy.

Don't get me wrong - this time it really can't be misunderstood.

Lin Yu doesn't mind being said to have [Jian'an character, Wei Wu's legacy], whether it means ancient or modern, it is very good anyway.

After all, if you are a man, you can't escape the title of LSP, at most you can get rid of the L.

But the bend is absolutely not bendable.

"Come here," Lin Yu opened the door, "Hey, Peter, you don't seem to be in a good condition. Is there anything troubling you?"

"Yeah..." The real good neighbor Peter Parker, who is also the future Spider-Man, looked a little distressed at this moment.

Anyone with color on his face should not be in a good mood.

Unless there are any special hobbies.

"Come in and tell me, I'm just going to cook, and we'll eat together later," Lin Yu smiled, and didn't ask Peter directly about the injury on his face, but turned and walked to the kitchen, "No need to change shoes."

"Really? Thank you, Mr. Lin!"

A gleam of joy appeared on Peter's face.

Naturally not because of foot odor.

In fact, he and Lin Yu haven't known each other for a few days, but when Lin Yu moved in a few days ago, he kindly came to help move things, and then Lin Yu stayed for a meal. The chat during the process was quite speculative. These days When you meet, you will greet and chat.

Before time travel, Lin Yu didn't know much. Cooking skills are one of the things that can be written about. After eating it once, Peter missed it.

After eating such delicacies, he will inevitably feel a little repulsed by his aunt's pasta and meatballs that have not changed for a hundred years. Fortunately, Peter has always been a good boy and has not shown or made any rude requests.

The main purpose of his coming this time was not to want to get a meal, but it was of course a surprise to get it.

"It seems that my cooking skills are good, which makes you feel better, huh? So, should I open a restaurant and advertise that eating can make people feel better, and I think the business will be very good."

Lin Yu was joking and lit a hot pot.

"Yes, absolutely, the business will be very good." Peter nodded repeatedly, and he couldn't help swallowing when he heard the sound of lighting the fire.

"Forget it, I feel happy cooking occasionally, but after doing anything for a long time, I will inevitably get bored, and I hate washing dishes," Lin Yu shook his head, and changed the subject, "So, campus bullying?"

"I fell... I fell when I was skateboarding." Peter subconsciously stammered and explained.

"I don't have to be as cautious as I am at your aunt's house, and our age gap is not big." Lin Yu winked at him, "There is no communication barrier."

"Yeah..." Peter relaxed again, and smiled unconsciously, thinking about what happened, the smile disappeared again, "I just, really..."

"Why don't you tell me the cause of the matter first, because of what, you fell in love with the same girl? Or is he jealous that you are more handsome than him?"

Seeing that the pot was almost hot, Lin Yu began to pour oil.

"What, girl? No no." Peter shook his head again and again, but the face of the blond girl flashed in his mind, his face was a little red, and he subconsciously ignored Lin Yu's handsome joke.

Due to different cultural propaganda policies, most groups in the United States have an aesthetic preference for muscular men. There are also those who like weak and fresh meat, but it is definitely not the mainstream.

But what's interesting is that when they support foreign cultural works, such as awards, investment, and publicity, they generally don't choose muscular men, and more so-called "flowery men" and so on. The reason... can only be said I understand everything.

"I just saw someone being bullied and couldn't help but accidentally..." Peter was a little embarrassed.

After all, the current situation is a bit like a child suing an adult, and he actually doesn't have a deep relationship with Lin Yu.

"Ah, I understand, you are brave enough to do what is right." Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, put the sliced ​​garlic and ginger into the pot, and there was a burst of oily sound, "This shows that you are a very kind person, Peter, this is a good thing .”

"Hey..." Peter scratched his head, he was a little elated because of the compliment, but when he thought of the result of his bravery, he got himself into it, and the next second he became unhappy.

"What did your uncle say?" Lin Yu asked instead of criticizing or educating.

"My uncle? He said whether he should let him report to the parents of the other party." Peter sighed, with even more distress on his face.

"Looking at your expression, I can see that you don't agree with this method." Lin Yu put the bright red pepper into the pot, and a burst of oily smoke rose instantly. Fortunately, the newly bought range hood is quite powerful.

"Of course I don't agree!" Peter shook his head again and again. If the reputation of letting parents report to other parents spreads, how can he mess around in the future!

"But you are not reconciled," Lin Yu said, "I can understand... So, when you come to me, what kind of help do you want to ask for?"

"Which... type?" Peter was taken aback.

"Yes, what type is it? Is it legal aid? Or advice? Or I trained you so that you can call back?" Lin Yu pointed in the direction of the living room.

"Didn't you see it all, lawyer certificate, fighting coach certificate, and IRS employee certificate... Of course, it's okay if you want me to help check his family's tax situation. After all, I don't like people who bully on campus. .”

"No, no, no...there's no need to check!" Peter waved his hands again and again, feeling a little panicked for a while.

After all, he felt reckless when he first knocked on the door. Others have only known you for a few days, so what obligation does he have to listen to your complaints?

He actually retreated a little when he knocked on the door... But who knew that Lin Yu responded so quickly?He was ashamed to run away when we met.

As a result, the development of the matter was completely beyond Peter's expectation. Not only did Lin Yu communicate with him kindly as usual, he even guessed what he was going to say without saying anything, and even said that he would come to check on the other party directly!

As a child whose parents left in a rainy night at an early age, and then grew up with his uncle and aunt, Peter's lack of growth is actually due to his kind uncle and aunt.

Not everyone can be like Harry Potter. The living environment in the process of growing up - people and things, will greatly affect a person's character.

Peter's uncles and aunts are all extremely honest and responsible people, which also affects Peter's character. At the same time, he who lacks parental care will naturally show introversion when interacting with other people.

Of course, this is not his true inner self. Youdao said that the longer he suppresses, the harder he will rebound when he relaxes. After becoming Spider-Man, he put on a mask and instantly became socially obsessed. It is precisely because of these comprehensive factors.

In short, so far, in Peter Parker's life, except for his uncle and aunt, no one has communicated with Peter in such a friendly manner. After hearing about this kind of thing, he even expressed that he would help him out, even abusing his power !
That's right, innocent and kind-hearted Peter thinks this is an abuse of power.

Under such circumstances, Peter was of course a little apprehensive and flattered.

"Well, I guess you won't accept it either," Lin Yu nodded, poured the chopped lean meat into it, and stir-fried it with salt, "I can understand your uncle's thoughts, but if you want me to say it, It's not right to hold back blindly in this kind of thing... Do you know self-defense, Peter?"

"Justifiable defense? Yes, of course I know." Peter replied, "The "Castle Law" and the "Non-Concession Law" stipulate that people do not need to choose to back down when they confront others, and they can use deadly force when they think their lives are threatened. ..."

"Stop, stop, I don't want you to endorse me." Lin Yu stopped Peter from continuing to speak, otherwise he would probably have to recite the follow-up detailed regulations.

"I just want to tell you that in the United States, legally, it is extremely difficult to determine that a person is not self-defense." Lin Yu said.

"That is to say, no matter who he is, as long as he strikes at you first, no matter how much harm he causes to you, even if you kill him backhand, I can defend your innocence and guarantee success .”

Speaking of this, Lin Yu couldn't help but think of the Tian Renxin case.

That's so fucking outrageous.

Compared with the justifiable defense of the United States, at that time, China's justifiable defense was—it was extremely difficult to prove that a person was justified.

Mind you, it was then.

Fortunately, because of the "selfless dedication" of Kunshan Longge, China's legal regulations are constantly improving in terms of legitimate defense.

Everyone has shortcomings, the important thing is to see if they can be corrected, and how fast they can be corrected.

"What? No no... Thank you, Mr. Lin, but I don't want to kill anyone!" Peter was taken aback and took two steps back.

"I know you won't do that, but you can tell him that." Lin Yu shook his head and taught him.

"If you can't avoid it, if you want to avoid being bullied, you must either be stronger than others, or you must be more ruthless than others.

Of course, if you just speak harshly, you will only become a laughing stock. The most important thing is to have strength. Learning the moral character and knowledge of life is to reason with others calmly, and mastering enough strength is to make others calm reason with you.

If you want to avoid this altogether..."

Lin Yu shoveled the fried home-cooked chili fried meat onto the plate, then pointed upstairs.

"I have a personal gym here, let me know about paid fitness training? I can teach you all the fighting skills you want to learn!"

Seeing the poor dagger, it belongs to yes.

"Mr. Lin, I... I have no money..." Peter said awkwardly. For some reason, he suddenly had a premonition, as if all Lin Yu's words at the beginning were paving the way for the current sentence?
This idea subconsciously flashed through Peter's mind, and then he denied it in his heart. Mr. Lin is so nice, not only listened to his complaints patiently, but also invited himself to dinner at home, how could he think like this?This is wrong!

"It's okay, just owe it first, and I'm not short of money. The purpose of collecting money is to make you feel at ease. I'm optimistic about your future, and you will be able to pay it back in the future." Lin Yu is very generous, "Of course, you must remember to pay Tax."

"Thank you so much, Mr. Lin!" Peter was moved.

Although he didn't quite understand what Lin Yu meant when he said that he must pay taxes, he guessed it was probably a professional habit, after all, he was an IRS action commissioner.

Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally fooled the child.

With Peter's ability, it is easy to make money, but the authorities are just deluded, and I will give my advice when the time comes...

If it wasn't for getting tax money from Peter for the lottery, how could he have bothered so much.

Ahem, of course, the main reason is that Lin Yu is kind-hearted, and he doesn't want Peter to go on the lonely road of Spider-Man again.

This is a win-win situation, and it is definitely not some kind of scheme to cheat children out of money!
Be sure!

……

A.H.I.E.L.D. Oh, Mark Biss, who is still the Director of the Finance Department of the Homeland Strategic Defense Offensive and Logistics Agency, is communicating with people through an encrypted line at this time.

Not long ago, he received a notification from Coulson that an IRS action commissioner was coming to investigate tax issues, and he was stunned.

As the Minister of Finance, he certainly knows what the IRS is, but why did such a department suddenly focus on S.H.I.E.L.D.?

And it's not a team, only an action specialist?
There is something odd about this.

Could it be...was discovered?
Thinking of this, he was startled.

Unfortunately and as it should be, this Mark Pease is a true Hydra member.

After all, Hydra has always been attached to S.H.I.E.L.D. to suck blood, intelligence, manpower, resources, and funds. Among them, the most expensive and most easily discovered is the fund. If the financial department is not fully controlled, there will be no There is no way to solve such a large fund transfer cover-up problem.

Of course, the main personnel of other departments are basically the same, otherwise, how can it be called the Snake Shield Bureau?
There are only wrong names, but no wrong titles.

Anyway, if those embezzled funds are ever discovered...

Then something happened!
Hydra managed to accomplish the feat of parasitic resurrection on the enemy's body without being detected, making S.H.I.E.L.D. a joke, but if they are caught by the IRS now...then they will become the biggest It's a laughing stock!
Of course, Mark Biss couldn't take such a risk, so he directly contacted his superiors.

It is not insignificant that it is related to the IRS and the overall exposure risk. Soon, the ins and outs of this matter, as well as the detailed information of Lin Yu himself, were directly handed over layer by layer, all the way to Alexander Pierce.

As a member of the World Security Council, Alexander Pierce, the former director of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, is also a pure Hydra, and he is also the head.

After reading all the materials, he was immediately tangled up.

The IRS is the only place where Hydra can't get involved.

The non-intervention here refers to the fact that there are no Hydra people at the top of the IRS.

With great effort, at most, a few odd jobs were arranged, fringe characters who could only shine.

This is a big fat difference!Moreover, it is still a private enterprise, and it has become a monopoly. How can it be possible for Hydra to arrange people to important positions?
But what's going on with this Lin Yu?

Both parents died, no relatives, no reason, no power, no power, Asian, even if he graduated early with a doctorate in law from New York University...how can he get in?
And once you enter, you will be an official commissioner?

Off the scale, there must be tricks!

For a while, even Pierce was a little puzzled, and in his capacity, there was no way to directly ask the high-level personnel of the IRS.

You are an unfamiliar high-level, the department you have worked in before will be investigated, and you suddenly ask?
Doesn't this show that there is a problem?

Others may comfort you with a smile on the surface that you are fine, but they may directly ask for more investigation in private!
It's easy for the low-level people to get news...but what can the low-level people know?
The best way is to ask the person directly. Hydra is very good at this job, but now that Lin Yu can't figure out the details, Pierce is not sure whether he should do it or not.

This kind of thing must be handled with care.

After hesitating for a while, he gave a solution.

Throw out some pre-prepared evidence of tax issues, abandon some members, go up and down, transfer to other positions, replace with another group of people, and try a series of operations such as bribing Lin Yu and so on.

It's a mediocre test.

"I hope that I just want to make a fortune, and I will accept it as soon as it is good. It is best to win over..." Pierce thought to himself.

"If none of these things work...

Then you can only take a little risk! "

Pierce's eyes sharpened.

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