Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru
Chapter 159 Shame and fear, the deaf old lady shot, silly Zhu jumped into the cesspit
Chapter 159 Shame and fear, the deaf old lady shot, silly Zhu jumped into the cesspit
Zou He's words were like countless sharp swords attacking, and instantly cut the uncle Yi Zhonghai's body to pieces.
I saw the elder Yi Zhonghai standing there dumbfounded, his face livid and his expression mournful.
And the people at the scene were also stunned.
Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, unable to believe what they heard.
There was a dead silence.
for a long time.
"hiss!"
Someone gasped, and the crowd exploded.
"Pfft!" Someone laughed out loud: "I thought Hezi was apologizing, is this the kind of apology?"
"It's really unexpected to me. I was ready to be shocked, but you shocked me in reverse."
"My scalp is numb from the shock. Is this an apology? This is obviously a slap in the face! Hahahahahahaha!"
"Look at the uncle's expression, his face is almost swollen."
There was a lot of discussion, and the elder Yi Zhonghai came back to his senses.
"Hezi, what do you mean?" Elder Yi Zhonghai asked in a questioning tone.
"What do you mean? I have already said it very clearly, sir, do you need me to say it again?" Zou He said with a faint smile.
"You deliberately provoked trouble, didn't you?" The elder Yi Zhonghai blushed and argued.
"Provoking trouble? I'm just, just stating a fact." Zou He looked at everyone: "The words I said, most of the people present have witnessed it with their own eyes, right?"
As soon as these words were said, everyone fell into memory.
Memories of the Uncle Scandal.
Then, everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai's expression, which was full of ridicule and contempt again.
"I've seen it, I've seen it with my own eyes, the uncle is really fierce!" someone yelled.
"Indeed, when you dig into the vegetable cellar for a while, support the thief for a while, and kneel down for a while, when you put these together, you suddenly feel that the character of the uncle is not very good?"
"It's not that good at all, we are all just confused by his appearance."
"That's right, that's right, that's when I realized that my uncle is this kind of person, I almost forgot."
Everyone recalled what the uncle had done before.
And the great master Yi Zhonghai has just recovered a little bit of prestige during this period of time.
At this moment, it is destroyed.
The old man was trembling with anger, but he was powerless to argue, after all, those things were all facts.
If he continued to argue with Zou He, it would only make him look even worse.
The uncle at the moment feels ashamed of being stripped of his clothes in public.
He wished he could find a mouse hole and go straight in, never to come out to see anyone again.
"What about my uncle, do you have any objections to what I said?" Zou He smiled and said: "If my uncle thinks something I said is wrong, even if you refute it, everyone is here, so we can carefully discuss it together." Discuss, discuss."
Looking at Zou He's fearless eyes, the elder Yi Zhonghai's eyes were full of shock, and his voice trembled: "Okay Zou He, how dare you, how dare you play me?"
"Yes, you are the one who is playing tricks!" Zou He replied again: "Also, let me warn you again, in the future, don't point fingers at me, understand?"
"Hmph! Wait..." Yi Zhonghai put down his harsh words, and left angrily under the mocking eyes of everyone.
Seeing the dingy look of this uncle Yi Zhonghai, Zou He smiled lightly, very happy.
Let you still pretend in front of me?
Let you still be kidnapped morally?
Let you still speak to me in the tone of educating your son?
I made it up to you, Yi Zhonghai!
To be honest, this Yi Zhonghai is incomplete.
What does Zou He have to do with Yi Zhonghai if he doesn't lend money to Qin Huairu?
This Bee Tiantian uses his own set of so-called noble values to coerce others to do things according to his wishes.
If others listen to him, they can be educated, but if they don't listen to him, they are not morally noble enough?It's ridiculous!
This trick may be useful in front of others.
But Zou He wouldn't follow him.
Zou He never took the initiative to cause trouble, but he was never afraid of trouble.
If Master Yi Zhonghai came to find fault, he could only shoot at him.
Still waiting?
It's as if someone is afraid of you!
Neither Zou nor Dian took Yi Zhonghai's hand.
……
After Yi Zhonghai left, everyone looked at Qin Huairu again.
Qin Huairu's face turned red up to her ears, she lowered her head, ashamed to see anyone.
In the end, under the mocking eyes of everyone, Qin Huairu also ran away.
Jiazhang chased after Qin Huairu angrily and scolded him.
This Qin Huairu also deserved it.
How many times had Zou He warned her?
Still shamelessly came to borrow money?
Zou He was already being polite when he didn't directly slap her.
……
And because of Zou He's words, Sha Zhu remembered the good things about Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu again, and his face turned pale with anger.
The people at the scene talked a lot, as if they were watching a big show, they were extremely happy.
Until everyone dispersed and returned home, they were still discussing what happened today.
"The Eldest Master thought Zou He was apologizing to him, but he didn't expect to shoot at him. This is really embarrassing and embarrassing." Third Master Yan Bugui said.
"It's really unexpected. I also said that Hezi gave in. I didn't expect that he wanted to embarrass Yi Zhonghai." The third mother said.
"Brother Hezi is simply too handsome. I feel that Brother Hezi did a good job and let everyone see clearly." Yan Jiekuang said.
"Now that I said that, I just remembered that this old man is not a bad guy, is he?" Yan Jiecheng also said.
"I really didn't expect that the uncle in your courtyard is such a person." He Xiaohuan also said.
Xu Damao was at home, smiling happily while patting the table: "Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack Hahahaha! This scene is so exciting, it could be made into a movie!"
"This peace is true. If he dares to offend the uncle in the courtyard, isn't he afraid of revenge?" Huang Mafang said doubtfully.
"You don't understand," Xu Damao said, "this old man has reconciled with Zi many times, and I have never seen him take advantage of it. He Zi is not afraid of this old man at all. He Zi is a master who doesn't want his life. It's not good. provoke."
Seeing Xu Damao mentioning Zou Helai with a silent look, Huang Mafang felt a flash of disappointment, thinking about her own man, why does it look like a man who is so afraid of Qin Jingru?
How does this work?
"Da Mao, why don't we figure out a way with the uncle to deal with Hezi?" Huang Mafang said suddenly.
"???" Xu Damao looked over in shock: "Why?"
"The reason is very simple. No matter how you say it, the uncle is also the uncle in the courtyard. It will definitely be beneficial if we build a good relationship with him?" Huang Mafang said seriously.
"Go away, you know nothing." Xu Damao immediately retorted: "We can't take care of this."
"Why, are you afraid of reconciliation?" Huang Mafang narrowed her eyes with disdain.
"Afraid?" Xu Damao was indeed a little scared, but how could he say this in front of his wife and son?
Holding his voice, Xu Damao said, "How could I be afraid of him, are you kidding me?"
"Then you are not afraid, why don't you dare to punish him?" Huang Mafang pressed again.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not afraid of him, so I'm going to punish him?" Xu Damao reasoned, "It's their job to fight between Yi Zhonghai and Zou He. How fun? Why do you have to participate and support one side?"
What Xu Damao said was not unreasonable, but Huang Mafang didn't care about it at all, and just said: "Hmph, I think you are afraid of that Zou He."
"???" Xu Damao blushed and stared, "What do you mean Huang Mafang? Do you look down on me?"
"Hehe, did you hit me? I never expected that you would be afraid of a man with a fair face. You let me down!" Huang Mafang said with a contemptuous look again.
"Looks fair?" Xu Damao was annoyed: "Indeed, Hezi does look more refined because he is tall, and he is a fifth-level worker, no, he is now a sixth-level worker, giving people the impression of a smart and gentle temperament, but, then It's all superficial, let me tell you, Hezi's fighting power is strong, even the God of War in the courtyard is no match for him, do you know that?"
"So, you are afraid of him." Huang Mafang spoke disdainfully, with a look of contempt and disgust.
"Slap!" A slap hit Huang Mafang's face, and Xu Damao was annoyed: "Damn it, Huang Mafang, are you sick? Are you looking for trouble? I think you are short of slaps, R your mother's beep , You bastard! If you don't hit you for a day, your skin will itch, right?"
"Boom!" Huang Mafang pulled up a bench and smashed it over: "You bastard, what are you doing at home, do you have the guts to fight that Zou He?"
Xu Damao was hit on the body, and immediately rushed over with his fists.
The two wrestled together again.
"Wow!!!" The little blue-faced Xu Kuai yelled, crying like thunder.
Xu Damao's house has once again switched from a harmonious mode to a combat mode.
……
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong's family is also discussing this matter.
"This Zou He is really fierce, and he doesn't give the old man any face." Liu Guangtian stared.
"Indeed, it's just that I'm in a daze for playing tricks on the uncle now." Liu Guangfu said with a grin.
"It's good, it's better to bring down this old man." The second uncle Liu Haizhong said, he planned that the old man Yi Zhonghai was about to fall, and then he could go further, in the eyes of the second uncle , to go up, is the kingly way.
"You mean, you support Zou He?" Second Aunt asked.
"Supporting fart, Zou He is not a good bird, I have to find a chance to kill him." The second uncle Liu Haizhong puffed his stomach: "Yi Zhonghai is not a good bird, he occupies the old man's pit every day, and suppresses me. , It's annoying to watch, there isn't a single good bird in this whole courtyard!"
……
And Qin Huairu's house was still full of quarrels.
Jia Zhang cursed at Qin Huairu again because of the previous incident.
Jia Dongxu also kept spitting obscenities, but because of his weakness, his voice was not as loud as before.
Losing his advantage in voice, Jia Dongxu could only use time to make up for it. It is estimated that Qin Huairu would not want to sleep this night.
……
Not to mention the uncle.
When he got home, he lay down on the bed with an angry 'bang', and said angrily, "This Zou He is really uneducable, really stubborn, really shameless, really wicked!"
"Didn't you say you gave up on this peace before, why did you provoke him again?" The first mother is also better now, returning to normal.
"Didn't I think that this couple is married and has children, should he be somewhat enlightened now?" Yi Zhonghai looked angrily: "Who knew that he would still be the same as before, not listening to education, such a Human beings are rotten wood that cannot be carved, so what's the use of being smart and capable? The morals are not high enough, you can only be an outcast, a waste."
"I've already mentioned Zhong Hai," the deaf old lady walked in, and said slowly, "This mate, you can't win over, you can only suppress it. Find a way to show him some color, and only then can you redeem your honor."
"Indeed, when I find a chance, I must punish him once." Yi Zhonghai showed a cruel look.
"For this kind of person, he either doesn't make a move, or he strikes hard, so that he knows how to be afraid." The deaf old lady said.
"Then old lady, what can you do?" Yi Zhonghai sat up.
"Well, I have one." The deaf old lady said with a smile.
"What way?" Yi Zhonghai regained his spirit.
"Go find Sha Zhu, let him find He Yushui, and then..." the deaf old lady said.
After listening to the narration, Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed and immediately started to act.
"Rectify Zouhe?" Upon hearing this proposal, Shazhu immediately got excited, and the complaints about the uncle in his heart were immediately dispelled, and Shazhu was extremely excited: "Tell me, sir, how do you fix it?"
After listening to the old man's narration, Sha Zhu immediately agreed: "Okay! I'll go find the rain water now! Fuck him to death!"
Soon, Shazhu found He Yushui again and told the story.
"This way, isn't it good?" He Yushui blushed, a little hesitant.
"It's up to you to figure it out, I'm also doing it for your own good." Sha Zhu said immediately.
"Then... let me think about it." He Yushui blushed and fell into deep thought.
……
Compared with the emotions of the people in the courtyard, Zou He was much calmer.
Back home, Zou He was still chatting and laughing with his wife and a couple of children.
"I finally understand why Jinlong said you were going to sing." Qin Jingru laughed.
"Singing? What do you mean?" Zou He asked.
"You don't know, when you went to apologize just now, Jin Long Baofeng said that there was a good show, and you must punish the uncle..." Qin Jingru began to talk.
After hearing this, Zou He was startled: "I can't tell, you two are so smart?"
"The Lord wants me to understand Dad." Jin Long laughed.
"Oh? How did you know?" Zou He asked.
"Hee hee..." Baofeng interrupted, "Dad, before you get angry, it's different from normal times."
"What's different?" Zou He asked again.
"It just looks different." Jin Long replied.
"Then what's the difference?" Zou He asked again.
"Hmm..." Jin Long thought for a while and said, "The whole person is different, the expressions, movements, eyes...etc."
As soon as these words came out, Zou He was shocked.
Can't help but sigh, are the children nowadays so smart?
I concealed it very well just now, but in the eyes of this Jinlong Baofeng, I can see it at a glance?
"It is said that knowing a son is like a father, you are so good, you have become a knowing father like a son." Zou He laughed.
"Pfft." Qin Jingru laughed.
Jin Long Baofeng also giggled.
As the saying goes, it is enjoyable, probably so.
……
On the other side, after a period of inner entanglement, He Yushui still agreed to do this matter.
"As long as this is the case, can the peace be broken up?"
He Yushui blushed and began to act according to the plan.
So He Yushui wrote a long letter and handed it to Zou He.
Seeing the contents of the letter, Zou He narrowed his eyes.
"In the middle of the night, invite me to her room?"
"Is He Yushui really in heat? Or?"
After thinking about it carefully, Silly Zhu looked at his own eyes.
There is also the old man who saw himself in the past two days, silent for no reason, revealing a gloomy look.
Zou He reckoned that this matter was not that simple.
Wanna play with me?
Zou He didn't say anything else, and immediately came up with a trick to divert the water to the east.
Put the letter into Xu Damao's room.
Xu Damao opened the letter.
Letter content: Dear brother, come to my room late at night after the whole hospital is asleep, and have a deep chat with you.He Yushui who left the door for you.
Seeing this letter, Xu Damao swallowed wildly.
Thinking about He Yushui's appearance, although he can't compare with Lou Xiao'e, Qin Huairu, and Qin Jingru, He Yushui is much more beautiful than Huang Mafang.
Xu Damao had had enough of facing Huang Mafang every day, but he didn't expect He Yushui to write a letter to himself and keep the door open.
"I didn't expect that rainwater is interesting to me, hahahahaha!"
"Silly Zhu, just wait, I'm going to put your sister to sleep tonight."
Xu Damao was very excited.
Finally arrived at midnight.
Huang Mafang and the little blue-faced Xu Guai were already asleep, and the people in the courtyard also closed the doors and lights.
Xu Damao tiptoed to the middle courtyard...
Came to He Yushui's door.
Push the door lightly.
"Squeak!"
Sure enough, the door opened.
Xu Damao's excited eyes glowed green, and his whole body was as excited as if he had been pumped with chicken blood.
"Quack quack quack! Sure enough, the door was reserved for me, and I'm going to do a big job today!"
Xu Damao walked into the house excitedly.
"Here we come," He Yushui didn't dare to turn on the light, and when he heard someone coming in, he naturally thought it was Zou He, because her voice trembled slightly because of excessive nervousness: "Come here, I'm on the bed."
"!!!" Xu Damao swallowed violently, and rushed to the bedside: "Rainwater, here I come!"
At this time, the people waiting outside began to attack.
"Crack!" With a sound, someone pulled He Yushui's door from the outside and closed it firmly.
Sha Zhu yelled: "Come on, come on! Catch the hooligans!"
With this yell, all the elders and mothers who had prepared earlier rushed out.
The deaf old lady also ran out on crutches.
"Everyone in the courtyard comes out!" The elder Yi Zhonghai yelled fiercely.
This cry woke up the whole courtyard.
In an instant, everyone has gathered around.
Everyone who saw the whole courtyard came over.
Yi Zhonghai immediately burst into joy.
Zou He!Now you are done!
If I don't beat you to death today, I won't be called Yi Zhonghai!
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"What hooligans are you catching? Where are the hooligans?"
Everyone in the courtyard asked.
"Just now, someone broke into He Yushui's house, silly Zhu's younger sister. They must be playing hooligans." Yi Zhonghai said with righteous indignation on his face.
"Who is it?" Someone asked.
"I didn't see his face clearly, but it goes without saying that he is a pervert." The elder Yi Zhonghai shouted, "Break in immediately and beat that pervert to death!"
"Okay! Open the door quickly!" Everyone gathered around the door with sticks, bricks, hard mud and other things.
boom!
The door is opened.
With a bang, everyone in the courtyard rushed in.
"Don't hit, don't hit..." Xu Damao called out.
"Bang bang bang bang!" The messy sticks came rushing towards them.
Another blow and kick followed.
"Ahhhhhh!" Xu Damao crouched on the ground with his head in his hands, screaming in pain.
"Hit, hit hard!" Yi Zhonghai cheered up: "Hit me to death, sneak into the room of the big girl Huanghua in the middle of the night, this kind of pervert, it doesn't matter if you beat him to death."
"Ah, ah, ah, there are still people who dare to do such an outrageous thing, quickly beat him to death with a stick." The deaf old lady gnashed her teeth as she tapped her cane.
"Hit! Break his third leg." Sha Zhu yelled, and kicked him too.
All the people in the courtyard were furious and beat up fiercely.
In this day and age, it is still very shameless to touch a big girl's house in the middle of the night.
Seeing that everyone was beating the curled up 'Zou He', Yi Zhonghai's stupid deaf old lady and the others looked at each other with satisfaction and success in their eyes.
Hahahaha, Zou He, aren't you crazy?
The elder Yi Zhonghai had a sullen face, and went over and kicked hard with a 'bang'.
Seeing everyone beating so fiercely, He Yushui panicked. Her goal was to cause misunderstanding, not to kill Zou He.
Until now, He Yushui thought that the person who was beaten was Zou He.
The plan that Shazhu and He Yushui said was to cause misunderstanding, and then break up Zou He's marriage, and promised not to beat anyone, He Yushui agreed...
He Yushui didn't expect that the uncle, Silly Zhu, would kill him.
Even the deaf old lady took a walking stick in her hand and hit 'Zou He'.
The beaten person hugged his head and groaned, obviously seriously injured.
"Don't hit, don't hit, don't hit!" He Yushui stepped forward to stop him: "This person is from our hospital!"
"People from our courtyard?" Everyone stopped and said, "Who is it?"
As he said that, someone came over and pushed away the hand holding his head.
Everyone in the courtyard looked down.
"Hiss! Xu Damao!"
Someone screamed.
See clearly the person lying on the ground who was beaten.
Yi Zhonghai was dumbfounded.
Silly Zhu was stunned.
The deaf old lady was stunned.
It turned out to be Xu Damao? ? ?
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling like they were being played against.
Unexpectedly, I was happy for nothing.
……
The other people in the courtyard naturally didn't know that this was a conspiracy.
"Damn it! This Xu Damao is so daring, he dared to sneak in, he's just looking for a beating!"
"I obviously have a wife, why do I still mess around? And I went to someone else's house?"
"Maybe Da Mao thinks his wife is too ugly?"
"Don't marry if you are ugly, can you sneak into the big girl's house if you are ugly?"
"Report the crime and send him in."
Everyone, you said each sentence.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai has made mistakes with the wrong person, and he has no interest.
So stupid that it doesn't matter, just fix it, this Xu Damao is not a good bird.
Of course, as for reporting the crime, they certainly dare not.
Even Zou He didn't dare to report the crime.
Because of this matter, in the final analysis, it is still a false accusation.
If you really let the police investigate, it will be easy to find out the loopholes.
The uncle originally wanted to punish Zou He in the courtyard, ruin his reputation, and then separate his wife and children.
It turned out to be Xu Damao, and the elder Yi Zhonghai lost much interest: "Everyone is beaten like this, let's take him home, and deal with this matter after we are done."
Xu Damao was also beaten until he could barely get up.
So they carried him into the house.
At this time, Huang Mafang, who was still snoring, woke up:
"What's the situation? Da Mao slipped into someone else's house?"
Someone told the ins and outs of the matter again.
Huang Mafang narrowed her eyes, and said viciously: "Okay, Xu Damao! I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
With that said, Huang Mafang stood up and kicked Xu Damao in the face again.
"Ah!" Xu Damao blinked his eyes in pain, and made a weak voice: "Do you want to kill me?"
"I'll kill you!" Huang Mafang slapped him again.
Seeing this scene, the people in the courtyard were also taken aback.
Xu Damao's wife, Huang Mafang, is really fierce?
This farce ended with Xu Damao being beaten.
……
He Yushui was stunned in the room, with an indescribable feeling in his heart.
She was glad that Hezi didn't really come, if he did come, it would be Hezi who was hurt so badly now.
At the same time, He Yushui was a little unhappy.
"Hezi, why don't you come?"
"Could it be that Hezi doesn't have feelings for me?"
"I'm already like this, and Hezi still ignores me?"
Although she didn't plan to have anything to happen with Hezi, but she was so obvious that she was ignored. He Yushui felt a little disappointed.
Besides, He Yushui also felt that he was being tricked.
Soon, He Yushui found Sha Zhu.
"What do you mean brother? Didn't you say you don't do it?" He Yushui asked in a questioning tone.
"..." Silly Zhu didn't respond.
He Yushui asked again: "Didn't you say that you only ruin your reputation and don't beat people?"
"It was originally intended to fight that peace." Sha Zhu said with an angry face, "It's a pity that he got the wrong person, otherwise, he would have to be beaten to death."
"Okay, you actually use me as a gunman?" He Yushui was annoyed.
"What are you using as a gunman? Go, go, don't bother me." Sha Zhu waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay! You are really my brother!" He Yushui left angrily.
……
The next day Zou He went to work as usual.
As a result, at the entrance of an alley, he ran into He Yushui.
"Brother Hezi, let me explain to you what happened yesterday."
"What happened yesterday, I was used by others. Although you didn't come and Xu Damao was beaten, I still have to explain it to you."
"I hope you can forgive me, okay?"
Zou He didn't speak, his face was expressionless.
"Don't you believe me, Hezi? I really didn't mean it, yes, although I wanted to ruin your reputation, it was all because I wanted to be with you, Hezi, you also like me Bar?"
He Yushui's eyes were moist and he kept talking.
"Have you finished?" Zou He asked, "If you've finished, then I'll say it."
He Yushui didn't respond, Zou He continued:
"Listen, I told you about what happened before us, it was a misunderstanding!"
"I'm married now, so please respect yourself."
After finishing speaking, Zou He turned and left.
Only He Yushui was left with a chic back.
Seeing Zou He drifting away, He Yushui murmured: "Sure enough, I did not misunderstand the person. Hezi is not only excellent and capable, but also a good man who is responsible for the family! Really, it is perfect."
To be honest, Zou He didn't know what He Yushui thought.
If Zou He found out, he would probably be a little dumbfounded, even boasting about this?Is it too embarrassing?
……
Riding [-] bars, walking on the way to work, the familiar voice in my mind rang again.
[It is detected that the host has not signed in today, do you want to sign in? 】
Yes, the daily benefits are here again.
Zou He smiled slightly and said, "Sign in."
【Ding!Sign in successfully, get 1 yuan in cash, [-] catties of meat tickets, [-] catties of food stamps, [-] ton of coal tickets, and increase your physical strength by +[-]]
Wow, not bad, I gave another two hundred yuan.
Just signing in casually is enough for Qin Huairu's salary for a year, right?
Moreover, if Qin Huai works for a year, it will cost him a year. I only spend two hundred a day, which is just a few dollars a day. It is simply incomparable.
If Qin Huairu were to know about this, what expression would she have?
Of course, in addition to this, there are ten catties each of meat stamps and food stamps, which is not bad.
There is also a ton of coal, which is amazing.
There is also an increase in physical strength, adding another one.
How many are there now?
Open the personal panel.
Host: Zou He.
Strength: 169 (normal 5-10)
Speed: 169 (normal 5-10)
Agility: 169 (normal 5-10)
Explosive power: 169 (normal people 5-10)
Lasting: 169 (average 5-10)
Comprehensive combat power: 169 (ordinary people 5-10)
That's right, he was invincible in the entire hospital in the past few decades.
Now it has risen to 169. With Zou He's current strength, if he punches with all his strength, he may be able to directly KO Shazhu, right?
Returning the God of War in the courtyard, in Zou He's view, this is a joke.
When Zou He fights now, what he pays attention to is not how much force he uses, but how to restrain his force.
Because he was really afraid that if he accidentally shot too hard, he would directly punch the opponent to death.
It's too powerful, and sometimes it's a nuisance.
Ha ha!Thinking of this, Zou He suddenly laughed.
If some ordinary people heard this, they would probably say 'you still have to be shameless', right?
But Zou He was telling the truth.
With the system by his side, it is impossible for Zou He to become an ordinary person.
It's a sweet burden to be someone who's always worried about not being too strong when fighting because he's too strong.
"Hey, why hasn't anyone come to fight with me recently?"
Zou He sighed, really wanted to find someone to try his skills.
[Congratulations to the host!Successfully evade a conspiracy and get a chance to punish]
[Do you want to use punishment immediately? 】
Yo, that's right, you can still punish.
Zou He waved his hand: "Use."
[Please host to choose the following punishment method]
[1: Male lice from the sky, after this method, the opponent will be attacked by lice swarms]
[2: The itching is unbearable, after this method, the other party will itch all over the body]
[3: Incontinence again and again, after this method, the other party will pull their pants at critical moments]
[4: Flying flurry of bees, after this method, the opponent will be besieged by bee swarms]
……
Seeing these hints, Zou He laughed for no reason.
These options are all very powerful, right?
Which to choose?
Without further ado, Zou He immediately made a choice: "Choose four."
[Congratulations to the host!Successfully selected punishment method [-] [Flying Bee Fly] has been successfully loaded, and punishment has begun]
The reason why he chose four was that Zou He wanted to experience this scene.
Actually the other three are pretty good too.
However, it is more obvious to choose four. It can be seen at a glance who the mastermind of this matter is.
Is it different from what I guessed?
Sure enough, Zou He made this choice.
Suddenly someone screamed in the workshop: "Damn it! Hornet!"
Hear the sound and look.
At the door of the workshop, a large group of wasps flew into the workshop.
In an instant, a large group of wasps 'buzzing' flew towards the workshop...
"What's going on? Why did this wasp fly in suddenly?"
"Look at this, it seems to be looking for something?"
"Hide quickly, don't stung anyone!"
"Oh my god, it's too scary. I guess there are at least a few hundred of them?"
"More than that, there must be a thousand!"
Everyone in the workshop looked over in shock.
The wasp was above the workshop, flying in one direction.
The elder Yi Zhonghai also raised his head upon hearing the sound.
Looking up, Yi Zhonghai saw a bee staring at him.
One person and one bee, looking at each other.
"Buzz!" The wasp yelled, and flew over with a whoosh.
"Crack!" The hornet landed on the face of the elder Yi Zhonghai, and the hornet stabbed it.
"Ah!" Eldest Master Yi Zhonghai yelled, "Hiss, it hurts me to death!"
And with the attack of this hornet, it fell.
All the other wasps also flew over.
Like hailstones falling randomly, like heavy rain pouring down, like a hail of bullets hitting the face...
In an instant, Yi Zhonghai's face was covered with hornets.
After the face was covered, other wasps landed in other positions.
Almost immediately, the exposed parts of Yi Zhonghai's body were covered with wasps.
All the hornets fell down and fart/butt/pout, and began to attack with needles.
"Zhazazazazazazaza!"
Uncle Yi Zhonghai was immediately pierced with countless holes on his face, neck, hands, and ankles.
"Ahhhhhh! Hiss hiss hiss!"
The elder Yi Zhonghai rolled on the ground screaming in pain, as if he was going crazy.
……
Seeing this scene, everyone in the workshop was stunned.
Everyone screamed and hid at first, but later found that the hornet swarm seemed to only attack the elder Yi Zhonghai.
"What's the situation? Why did you only sting him?"
"It's because this uncle, Yi Zhonghai, has stabbed a hornet's nest?"
"It's very possible, how old is he and still poke a hornet's nest? Look at him idle!"
"Oh my god, will this be stung to death!"
"It's hard to say, this body must have been stung hundreds of holes, right?"
……
After the wasp stings, it immediately runs away.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai's whole body was covered with red and swollen bumps.
The whole face was also stung like a steamed bun, and there were red envelopes around the eyes, which made it impossible to see the road.
The doctor in the factory came and gave him simple treatment.
In the end, the security guards used a single rack to carry the uncle Yi Zhonghai back to the courtyard.
As soon as I entered the courtyard, I heard another thing.
The deaf old lady was also stung by a bee.
After work that day, everyone in the hospital was stunned.
The uncle was stung by a swarm of hornets.
The deaf old lady was also stung by a wasp swarm.
Both of them were covered with stings, babbling in pain.
"It's really weird, I saw it with my own eyes," a woman in the courtyard said: "The deaf old lady was basking in the sun in the courtyard, and then she heard a 'buzz', and she didn't know where it came from. A swarm of wasps directly pounced on the face of the deaf old lady, and soon stinged her beyond recognition, it was simply too scary."
"Hiss, don't you want to sting other people?" someone asked.
"Don't sting, a few wasps glanced at me, then turned their heads and left, only stinging the deaf old lady, do you think this is evil or not?"
"This is exactly the same as Yi Zhonghai. He was both stung at the same time. Did he offend some god?"
"It's very possible," the woman said in a low voice, "I guess I offended some gods and summoned them to punish them?"
"It can only be explained in this way, otherwise it doesn't make sense."
"It's also possible that I have stabbed a hornet's nest!"
"It's impossible. We asked, and the deaf old lady said she didn't stab it."
"The uncle also said that he didn't stab it."
"It seems that there are gods holding up the three corpses. It's better not to do bad things in the future."
……
Everyone, you said each sentence.
They all attribute the stung of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai to offending some god.
In this regard, Zou He just smiled slightly, thinking to himself, good guys, you are too flattering me, I am not a fairy.
Of course, Zou He wouldn't say it if he wanted to think this way.
Following everyone's wishes, Zou He also said: "Maybe this is retribution. I have done too many bad things, and it will be like this. It is not worthy of sympathy."
Others nodded in response, and that was the only way to say it.
After all, it might be a bit difficult to explain this kind of thing with science.
Since he stung two or two, it means that the two of them are the masterminds in this matter.
And as for the deaf old lady and the old man, what bad things did they do.
Silly Zhu who was watching from the side knew it clearly, he couldn't help swallowing, and thought: Could it be that he was really punished because he planned to frame others?
If that's the case, then why am I stupid and not punished?
was thinking.
"Boom!!!"
Suddenly there was another beep in the sky.
Everyone in the courtyard looked up, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Hiss! Here we go again!"
"Oh my god, it's a big group again, who are we going to sting now?" Someone called out.
"Hide quickly, will you sting randomly?"
It's a sign of everyone's doubts.
The rain of bee swarms from the sky fell down quickly.
In an instant, he rushed towards Sha Zhu.
"Mom!"
Sha Zhu let go of his feet, and immediately started to run.
"Buzz buzz buzz!"
Hundreds of wasps are chasing after them.
Silly Zhu ran out of the courtyard.
The hornet swarm followed and chased out of the courtyard.
The whole courtyard followed and ran out of the courtyard.
ran for a while.
"what!!!!!"
Silly Zhu screamed, and waspricked in the neck by a wasp.
As if the gas pedal had been stepped on, the whole person accelerated again.
Run another dozen steps.
"Ahhhh!!!"
He yelled three more times, Sha Zhu's left and right sides of the face and chin were pricked three times by the wasp.
The painful Sha Zhu hissed and screamed, and then another twenty or thirty wasps landed on Sha Zhu's hands, ankles, and face...
Think about the tragic appearance of the elder Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady who were stung just now... Both of them are in danger of life.
Then hear the hundreds of beeps behind you!
Silly Zhu thought: It's over, if he is stung by all these hornets, his life will be in danger!
In desperation, Silly Zhu thought of jumping into the river, and the nearest river was several kilometers away.
With his current speed, it was too late.
When he ran to the river, he was probably stung to death.
"Hiss!!" A few more wasps landed on Sha Zhu's neck and got a few needles.
Silly Zhu immediately had an idea, and rushed towards a pit at high speed.
"Ah!!!" Silly Zhu jumped up and jumped directly into a cesspit.
Silly Zhu's body threw himself into the cesspit, and the wet dung instantly covered his whole body.
The swarms of bees hovered overhead, with nowhere to go down.
Sure enough, this trick is useful.
I'm so smart.
Silly Zhu was amused by his own wit, and shouted at the bees: "Come on?! Come here?! Come on me?!"
He yelled three times, opened his mouth, and the feces and urine on his face slipped into his mouth, and a familiar stench came.
"Ouch!" Silly Zhu groaned, tears streaming down his face.
The onlookers, seeing this scene, all frowned.
"Oh my god, it's disgusting!"
"This is what the legend says, eating shit and drinking urine?"
"But this trick really works, at least I won't be stung."
"To be honest, I'd rather be stung to death than jump into this cesspit."
Only then did he realize that he didn't seem to make much money?
But compare the consequences of being stung by a wasp swarm.
Sha Zhu felt that it was not a loss.
After all, it's not the first time I've come into contact with these feces... It's just dirty!
It will not be injured, let alone be stung to death.
Silly Zhu comforted himself in his heart.
However, over time.
Silly Zhu realized that he seemed to be wrong.
Because after an hour, those wasp swarms were still hovering above the cesspit, showing no intention of dispersing.
After waiting for another half an hour, the wasps still hadn't dispersed.
And, not only did they not disperse.
They also built a nest on a big tree above their heads.
"Pfft!" Among the crowd, someone couldn't help laughing out loud: "Oh my God, are these hornets waiting for Sha Zhu right here?"
Look at those wasps that fly to look at you from time to time.
Silly Zhu's whole body is numb!
(End of this chapter)
Zou He's words were like countless sharp swords attacking, and instantly cut the uncle Yi Zhonghai's body to pieces.
I saw the elder Yi Zhonghai standing there dumbfounded, his face livid and his expression mournful.
And the people at the scene were also stunned.
Everyone's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide, unable to believe what they heard.
There was a dead silence.
for a long time.
"hiss!"
Someone gasped, and the crowd exploded.
"Pfft!" Someone laughed out loud: "I thought Hezi was apologizing, is this the kind of apology?"
"It's really unexpected to me. I was ready to be shocked, but you shocked me in reverse."
"My scalp is numb from the shock. Is this an apology? This is obviously a slap in the face! Hahahahahahaha!"
"Look at the uncle's expression, his face is almost swollen."
There was a lot of discussion, and the elder Yi Zhonghai came back to his senses.
"Hezi, what do you mean?" Elder Yi Zhonghai asked in a questioning tone.
"What do you mean? I have already said it very clearly, sir, do you need me to say it again?" Zou He said with a faint smile.
"You deliberately provoked trouble, didn't you?" The elder Yi Zhonghai blushed and argued.
"Provoking trouble? I'm just, just stating a fact." Zou He looked at everyone: "The words I said, most of the people present have witnessed it with their own eyes, right?"
As soon as these words were said, everyone fell into memory.
Memories of the Uncle Scandal.
Then, everyone looked at Yi Zhonghai's expression, which was full of ridicule and contempt again.
"I've seen it, I've seen it with my own eyes, the uncle is really fierce!" someone yelled.
"Indeed, when you dig into the vegetable cellar for a while, support the thief for a while, and kneel down for a while, when you put these together, you suddenly feel that the character of the uncle is not very good?"
"It's not that good at all, we are all just confused by his appearance."
"That's right, that's right, that's when I realized that my uncle is this kind of person, I almost forgot."
Everyone recalled what the uncle had done before.
And the great master Yi Zhonghai has just recovered a little bit of prestige during this period of time.
At this moment, it is destroyed.
The old man was trembling with anger, but he was powerless to argue, after all, those things were all facts.
If he continued to argue with Zou He, it would only make him look even worse.
The uncle at the moment feels ashamed of being stripped of his clothes in public.
He wished he could find a mouse hole and go straight in, never to come out to see anyone again.
"What about my uncle, do you have any objections to what I said?" Zou He smiled and said: "If my uncle thinks something I said is wrong, even if you refute it, everyone is here, so we can carefully discuss it together." Discuss, discuss."
Looking at Zou He's fearless eyes, the elder Yi Zhonghai's eyes were full of shock, and his voice trembled: "Okay Zou He, how dare you, how dare you play me?"
"Yes, you are the one who is playing tricks!" Zou He replied again: "Also, let me warn you again, in the future, don't point fingers at me, understand?"
"Hmph! Wait..." Yi Zhonghai put down his harsh words, and left angrily under the mocking eyes of everyone.
Seeing the dingy look of this uncle Yi Zhonghai, Zou He smiled lightly, very happy.
Let you still pretend in front of me?
Let you still be kidnapped morally?
Let you still speak to me in the tone of educating your son?
I made it up to you, Yi Zhonghai!
To be honest, this Yi Zhonghai is incomplete.
What does Zou He have to do with Yi Zhonghai if he doesn't lend money to Qin Huairu?
This Bee Tiantian uses his own set of so-called noble values to coerce others to do things according to his wishes.
If others listen to him, they can be educated, but if they don't listen to him, they are not morally noble enough?It's ridiculous!
This trick may be useful in front of others.
But Zou He wouldn't follow him.
Zou He never took the initiative to cause trouble, but he was never afraid of trouble.
If Master Yi Zhonghai came to find fault, he could only shoot at him.
Still waiting?
It's as if someone is afraid of you!
Neither Zou nor Dian took Yi Zhonghai's hand.
……
After Yi Zhonghai left, everyone looked at Qin Huairu again.
Qin Huairu's face turned red up to her ears, she lowered her head, ashamed to see anyone.
In the end, under the mocking eyes of everyone, Qin Huairu also ran away.
Jiazhang chased after Qin Huairu angrily and scolded him.
This Qin Huairu also deserved it.
How many times had Zou He warned her?
Still shamelessly came to borrow money?
Zou He was already being polite when he didn't directly slap her.
……
And because of Zou He's words, Sha Zhu remembered the good things about Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu again, and his face turned pale with anger.
The people at the scene talked a lot, as if they were watching a big show, they were extremely happy.
Until everyone dispersed and returned home, they were still discussing what happened today.
"The Eldest Master thought Zou He was apologizing to him, but he didn't expect to shoot at him. This is really embarrassing and embarrassing." Third Master Yan Bugui said.
"It's really unexpected. I also said that Hezi gave in. I didn't expect that he wanted to embarrass Yi Zhonghai." The third mother said.
"Brother Hezi is simply too handsome. I feel that Brother Hezi did a good job and let everyone see clearly." Yan Jiekuang said.
"Now that I said that, I just remembered that this old man is not a bad guy, is he?" Yan Jiecheng also said.
"I really didn't expect that the uncle in your courtyard is such a person." He Xiaohuan also said.
Xu Damao was at home, smiling happily while patting the table: "Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack Hahahaha! This scene is so exciting, it could be made into a movie!"
"This peace is true. If he dares to offend the uncle in the courtyard, isn't he afraid of revenge?" Huang Mafang said doubtfully.
"You don't understand," Xu Damao said, "this old man has reconciled with Zi many times, and I have never seen him take advantage of it. He Zi is not afraid of this old man at all. He Zi is a master who doesn't want his life. It's not good. provoke."
Seeing Xu Damao mentioning Zou Helai with a silent look, Huang Mafang felt a flash of disappointment, thinking about her own man, why does it look like a man who is so afraid of Qin Jingru?
How does this work?
"Da Mao, why don't we figure out a way with the uncle to deal with Hezi?" Huang Mafang said suddenly.
"???" Xu Damao looked over in shock: "Why?"
"The reason is very simple. No matter how you say it, the uncle is also the uncle in the courtyard. It will definitely be beneficial if we build a good relationship with him?" Huang Mafang said seriously.
"Go away, you know nothing." Xu Damao immediately retorted: "We can't take care of this."
"Why, are you afraid of reconciliation?" Huang Mafang narrowed her eyes with disdain.
"Afraid?" Xu Damao was indeed a little scared, but how could he say this in front of his wife and son?
Holding his voice, Xu Damao said, "How could I be afraid of him, are you kidding me?"
"Then you are not afraid, why don't you dare to punish him?" Huang Mafang pressed again.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not afraid of him, so I'm going to punish him?" Xu Damao reasoned, "It's their job to fight between Yi Zhonghai and Zou He. How fun? Why do you have to participate and support one side?"
What Xu Damao said was not unreasonable, but Huang Mafang didn't care about it at all, and just said: "Hmph, I think you are afraid of that Zou He."
"???" Xu Damao blushed and stared, "What do you mean Huang Mafang? Do you look down on me?"
"Hehe, did you hit me? I never expected that you would be afraid of a man with a fair face. You let me down!" Huang Mafang said with a contemptuous look again.
"Looks fair?" Xu Damao was annoyed: "Indeed, Hezi does look more refined because he is tall, and he is a fifth-level worker, no, he is now a sixth-level worker, giving people the impression of a smart and gentle temperament, but, then It's all superficial, let me tell you, Hezi's fighting power is strong, even the God of War in the courtyard is no match for him, do you know that?"
"So, you are afraid of him." Huang Mafang spoke disdainfully, with a look of contempt and disgust.
"Slap!" A slap hit Huang Mafang's face, and Xu Damao was annoyed: "Damn it, Huang Mafang, are you sick? Are you looking for trouble? I think you are short of slaps, R your mother's beep , You bastard! If you don't hit you for a day, your skin will itch, right?"
"Boom!" Huang Mafang pulled up a bench and smashed it over: "You bastard, what are you doing at home, do you have the guts to fight that Zou He?"
Xu Damao was hit on the body, and immediately rushed over with his fists.
The two wrestled together again.
"Wow!!!" The little blue-faced Xu Kuai yelled, crying like thunder.
Xu Damao's house has once again switched from a harmonious mode to a combat mode.
……
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong's family is also discussing this matter.
"This Zou He is really fierce, and he doesn't give the old man any face." Liu Guangtian stared.
"Indeed, it's just that I'm in a daze for playing tricks on the uncle now." Liu Guangfu said with a grin.
"It's good, it's better to bring down this old man." The second uncle Liu Haizhong said, he planned that the old man Yi Zhonghai was about to fall, and then he could go further, in the eyes of the second uncle , to go up, is the kingly way.
"You mean, you support Zou He?" Second Aunt asked.
"Supporting fart, Zou He is not a good bird, I have to find a chance to kill him." The second uncle Liu Haizhong puffed his stomach: "Yi Zhonghai is not a good bird, he occupies the old man's pit every day, and suppresses me. , It's annoying to watch, there isn't a single good bird in this whole courtyard!"
……
And Qin Huairu's house was still full of quarrels.
Jia Zhang cursed at Qin Huairu again because of the previous incident.
Jia Dongxu also kept spitting obscenities, but because of his weakness, his voice was not as loud as before.
Losing his advantage in voice, Jia Dongxu could only use time to make up for it. It is estimated that Qin Huairu would not want to sleep this night.
……
Not to mention the uncle.
When he got home, he lay down on the bed with an angry 'bang', and said angrily, "This Zou He is really uneducable, really stubborn, really shameless, really wicked!"
"Didn't you say you gave up on this peace before, why did you provoke him again?" The first mother is also better now, returning to normal.
"Didn't I think that this couple is married and has children, should he be somewhat enlightened now?" Yi Zhonghai looked angrily: "Who knew that he would still be the same as before, not listening to education, such a Human beings are rotten wood that cannot be carved, so what's the use of being smart and capable? The morals are not high enough, you can only be an outcast, a waste."
"I've already mentioned Zhong Hai," the deaf old lady walked in, and said slowly, "This mate, you can't win over, you can only suppress it. Find a way to show him some color, and only then can you redeem your honor."
"Indeed, when I find a chance, I must punish him once." Yi Zhonghai showed a cruel look.
"For this kind of person, he either doesn't make a move, or he strikes hard, so that he knows how to be afraid." The deaf old lady said.
"Then old lady, what can you do?" Yi Zhonghai sat up.
"Well, I have one." The deaf old lady said with a smile.
"What way?" Yi Zhonghai regained his spirit.
"Go find Sha Zhu, let him find He Yushui, and then..." the deaf old lady said.
After listening to the narration, Yi Zhonghai was overjoyed and immediately started to act.
"Rectify Zouhe?" Upon hearing this proposal, Shazhu immediately got excited, and the complaints about the uncle in his heart were immediately dispelled, and Shazhu was extremely excited: "Tell me, sir, how do you fix it?"
After listening to the old man's narration, Sha Zhu immediately agreed: "Okay! I'll go find the rain water now! Fuck him to death!"
Soon, Shazhu found He Yushui again and told the story.
"This way, isn't it good?" He Yushui blushed, a little hesitant.
"It's up to you to figure it out, I'm also doing it for your own good." Sha Zhu said immediately.
"Then... let me think about it." He Yushui blushed and fell into deep thought.
……
Compared with the emotions of the people in the courtyard, Zou He was much calmer.
Back home, Zou He was still chatting and laughing with his wife and a couple of children.
"I finally understand why Jinlong said you were going to sing." Qin Jingru laughed.
"Singing? What do you mean?" Zou He asked.
"You don't know, when you went to apologize just now, Jin Long Baofeng said that there was a good show, and you must punish the uncle..." Qin Jingru began to talk.
After hearing this, Zou He was startled: "I can't tell, you two are so smart?"
"The Lord wants me to understand Dad." Jin Long laughed.
"Oh? How did you know?" Zou He asked.
"Hee hee..." Baofeng interrupted, "Dad, before you get angry, it's different from normal times."
"What's different?" Zou He asked again.
"It just looks different." Jin Long replied.
"Then what's the difference?" Zou He asked again.
"Hmm..." Jin Long thought for a while and said, "The whole person is different, the expressions, movements, eyes...etc."
As soon as these words came out, Zou He was shocked.
Can't help but sigh, are the children nowadays so smart?
I concealed it very well just now, but in the eyes of this Jinlong Baofeng, I can see it at a glance?
"It is said that knowing a son is like a father, you are so good, you have become a knowing father like a son." Zou He laughed.
"Pfft." Qin Jingru laughed.
Jin Long Baofeng also giggled.
As the saying goes, it is enjoyable, probably so.
……
On the other side, after a period of inner entanglement, He Yushui still agreed to do this matter.
"As long as this is the case, can the peace be broken up?"
He Yushui blushed and began to act according to the plan.
So He Yushui wrote a long letter and handed it to Zou He.
Seeing the contents of the letter, Zou He narrowed his eyes.
"In the middle of the night, invite me to her room?"
"Is He Yushui really in heat? Or?"
After thinking about it carefully, Silly Zhu looked at his own eyes.
There is also the old man who saw himself in the past two days, silent for no reason, revealing a gloomy look.
Zou He reckoned that this matter was not that simple.
Wanna play with me?
Zou He didn't say anything else, and immediately came up with a trick to divert the water to the east.
Put the letter into Xu Damao's room.
Xu Damao opened the letter.
Letter content: Dear brother, come to my room late at night after the whole hospital is asleep, and have a deep chat with you.He Yushui who left the door for you.
Seeing this letter, Xu Damao swallowed wildly.
Thinking about He Yushui's appearance, although he can't compare with Lou Xiao'e, Qin Huairu, and Qin Jingru, He Yushui is much more beautiful than Huang Mafang.
Xu Damao had had enough of facing Huang Mafang every day, but he didn't expect He Yushui to write a letter to himself and keep the door open.
"I didn't expect that rainwater is interesting to me, hahahahaha!"
"Silly Zhu, just wait, I'm going to put your sister to sleep tonight."
Xu Damao was very excited.
Finally arrived at midnight.
Huang Mafang and the little blue-faced Xu Guai were already asleep, and the people in the courtyard also closed the doors and lights.
Xu Damao tiptoed to the middle courtyard...
Came to He Yushui's door.
Push the door lightly.
"Squeak!"
Sure enough, the door opened.
Xu Damao's excited eyes glowed green, and his whole body was as excited as if he had been pumped with chicken blood.
"Quack quack quack! Sure enough, the door was reserved for me, and I'm going to do a big job today!"
Xu Damao walked into the house excitedly.
"Here we come," He Yushui didn't dare to turn on the light, and when he heard someone coming in, he naturally thought it was Zou He, because her voice trembled slightly because of excessive nervousness: "Come here, I'm on the bed."
"!!!" Xu Damao swallowed violently, and rushed to the bedside: "Rainwater, here I come!"
At this time, the people waiting outside began to attack.
"Crack!" With a sound, someone pulled He Yushui's door from the outside and closed it firmly.
Sha Zhu yelled: "Come on, come on! Catch the hooligans!"
With this yell, all the elders and mothers who had prepared earlier rushed out.
The deaf old lady also ran out on crutches.
"Everyone in the courtyard comes out!" The elder Yi Zhonghai yelled fiercely.
This cry woke up the whole courtyard.
In an instant, everyone has gathered around.
Everyone who saw the whole courtyard came over.
Yi Zhonghai immediately burst into joy.
Zou He!Now you are done!
If I don't beat you to death today, I won't be called Yi Zhonghai!
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"What hooligans are you catching? Where are the hooligans?"
Everyone in the courtyard asked.
"Just now, someone broke into He Yushui's house, silly Zhu's younger sister. They must be playing hooligans." Yi Zhonghai said with righteous indignation on his face.
"Who is it?" Someone asked.
"I didn't see his face clearly, but it goes without saying that he is a pervert." The elder Yi Zhonghai shouted, "Break in immediately and beat that pervert to death!"
"Okay! Open the door quickly!" Everyone gathered around the door with sticks, bricks, hard mud and other things.
boom!
The door is opened.
With a bang, everyone in the courtyard rushed in.
"Don't hit, don't hit..." Xu Damao called out.
"Bang bang bang bang!" The messy sticks came rushing towards them.
Another blow and kick followed.
"Ahhhhhh!" Xu Damao crouched on the ground with his head in his hands, screaming in pain.
"Hit, hit hard!" Yi Zhonghai cheered up: "Hit me to death, sneak into the room of the big girl Huanghua in the middle of the night, this kind of pervert, it doesn't matter if you beat him to death."
"Ah, ah, ah, there are still people who dare to do such an outrageous thing, quickly beat him to death with a stick." The deaf old lady gnashed her teeth as she tapped her cane.
"Hit! Break his third leg." Sha Zhu yelled, and kicked him too.
All the people in the courtyard were furious and beat up fiercely.
In this day and age, it is still very shameless to touch a big girl's house in the middle of the night.
Seeing that everyone was beating the curled up 'Zou He', Yi Zhonghai's stupid deaf old lady and the others looked at each other with satisfaction and success in their eyes.
Hahahaha, Zou He, aren't you crazy?
The elder Yi Zhonghai had a sullen face, and went over and kicked hard with a 'bang'.
Seeing everyone beating so fiercely, He Yushui panicked. Her goal was to cause misunderstanding, not to kill Zou He.
Until now, He Yushui thought that the person who was beaten was Zou He.
The plan that Shazhu and He Yushui said was to cause misunderstanding, and then break up Zou He's marriage, and promised not to beat anyone, He Yushui agreed...
He Yushui didn't expect that the uncle, Silly Zhu, would kill him.
Even the deaf old lady took a walking stick in her hand and hit 'Zou He'.
The beaten person hugged his head and groaned, obviously seriously injured.
"Don't hit, don't hit, don't hit!" He Yushui stepped forward to stop him: "This person is from our hospital!"
"People from our courtyard?" Everyone stopped and said, "Who is it?"
As he said that, someone came over and pushed away the hand holding his head.
Everyone in the courtyard looked down.
"Hiss! Xu Damao!"
Someone screamed.
See clearly the person lying on the ground who was beaten.
Yi Zhonghai was dumbfounded.
Silly Zhu was stunned.
The deaf old lady was stunned.
It turned out to be Xu Damao? ? ?
Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, feeling like they were being played against.
Unexpectedly, I was happy for nothing.
……
The other people in the courtyard naturally didn't know that this was a conspiracy.
"Damn it! This Xu Damao is so daring, he dared to sneak in, he's just looking for a beating!"
"I obviously have a wife, why do I still mess around? And I went to someone else's house?"
"Maybe Da Mao thinks his wife is too ugly?"
"Don't marry if you are ugly, can you sneak into the big girl's house if you are ugly?"
"Report the crime and send him in."
Everyone, you said each sentence.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai has made mistakes with the wrong person, and he has no interest.
So stupid that it doesn't matter, just fix it, this Xu Damao is not a good bird.
Of course, as for reporting the crime, they certainly dare not.
Even Zou He didn't dare to report the crime.
Because of this matter, in the final analysis, it is still a false accusation.
If you really let the police investigate, it will be easy to find out the loopholes.
The uncle originally wanted to punish Zou He in the courtyard, ruin his reputation, and then separate his wife and children.
It turned out to be Xu Damao, and the elder Yi Zhonghai lost much interest: "Everyone is beaten like this, let's take him home, and deal with this matter after we are done."
Xu Damao was also beaten until he could barely get up.
So they carried him into the house.
At this time, Huang Mafang, who was still snoring, woke up:
"What's the situation? Da Mao slipped into someone else's house?"
Someone told the ins and outs of the matter again.
Huang Mafang narrowed her eyes, and said viciously: "Okay, Xu Damao! I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
With that said, Huang Mafang stood up and kicked Xu Damao in the face again.
"Ah!" Xu Damao blinked his eyes in pain, and made a weak voice: "Do you want to kill me?"
"I'll kill you!" Huang Mafang slapped him again.
Seeing this scene, the people in the courtyard were also taken aback.
Xu Damao's wife, Huang Mafang, is really fierce?
This farce ended with Xu Damao being beaten.
……
He Yushui was stunned in the room, with an indescribable feeling in his heart.
She was glad that Hezi didn't really come, if he did come, it would be Hezi who was hurt so badly now.
At the same time, He Yushui was a little unhappy.
"Hezi, why don't you come?"
"Could it be that Hezi doesn't have feelings for me?"
"I'm already like this, and Hezi still ignores me?"
Although she didn't plan to have anything to happen with Hezi, but she was so obvious that she was ignored. He Yushui felt a little disappointed.
Besides, He Yushui also felt that he was being tricked.
Soon, He Yushui found Sha Zhu.
"What do you mean brother? Didn't you say you don't do it?" He Yushui asked in a questioning tone.
"..." Silly Zhu didn't respond.
He Yushui asked again: "Didn't you say that you only ruin your reputation and don't beat people?"
"It was originally intended to fight that peace." Sha Zhu said with an angry face, "It's a pity that he got the wrong person, otherwise, he would have to be beaten to death."
"Okay, you actually use me as a gunman?" He Yushui was annoyed.
"What are you using as a gunman? Go, go, don't bother me." Sha Zhu waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay! You are really my brother!" He Yushui left angrily.
……
The next day Zou He went to work as usual.
As a result, at the entrance of an alley, he ran into He Yushui.
"Brother Hezi, let me explain to you what happened yesterday."
"What happened yesterday, I was used by others. Although you didn't come and Xu Damao was beaten, I still have to explain it to you."
"I hope you can forgive me, okay?"
Zou He didn't speak, his face was expressionless.
"Don't you believe me, Hezi? I really didn't mean it, yes, although I wanted to ruin your reputation, it was all because I wanted to be with you, Hezi, you also like me Bar?"
He Yushui's eyes were moist and he kept talking.
"Have you finished?" Zou He asked, "If you've finished, then I'll say it."
He Yushui didn't respond, Zou He continued:
"Listen, I told you about what happened before us, it was a misunderstanding!"
"I'm married now, so please respect yourself."
After finishing speaking, Zou He turned and left.
Only He Yushui was left with a chic back.
Seeing Zou He drifting away, He Yushui murmured: "Sure enough, I did not misunderstand the person. Hezi is not only excellent and capable, but also a good man who is responsible for the family! Really, it is perfect."
To be honest, Zou He didn't know what He Yushui thought.
If Zou He found out, he would probably be a little dumbfounded, even boasting about this?Is it too embarrassing?
……
Riding [-] bars, walking on the way to work, the familiar voice in my mind rang again.
[It is detected that the host has not signed in today, do you want to sign in? 】
Yes, the daily benefits are here again.
Zou He smiled slightly and said, "Sign in."
【Ding!Sign in successfully, get 1 yuan in cash, [-] catties of meat tickets, [-] catties of food stamps, [-] ton of coal tickets, and increase your physical strength by +[-]]
Wow, not bad, I gave another two hundred yuan.
Just signing in casually is enough for Qin Huairu's salary for a year, right?
Moreover, if Qin Huai works for a year, it will cost him a year. I only spend two hundred a day, which is just a few dollars a day. It is simply incomparable.
If Qin Huairu were to know about this, what expression would she have?
Of course, in addition to this, there are ten catties each of meat stamps and food stamps, which is not bad.
There is also a ton of coal, which is amazing.
There is also an increase in physical strength, adding another one.
How many are there now?
Open the personal panel.
Host: Zou He.
Strength: 169 (normal 5-10)
Speed: 169 (normal 5-10)
Agility: 169 (normal 5-10)
Explosive power: 169 (normal people 5-10)
Lasting: 169 (average 5-10)
Comprehensive combat power: 169 (ordinary people 5-10)
That's right, he was invincible in the entire hospital in the past few decades.
Now it has risen to 169. With Zou He's current strength, if he punches with all his strength, he may be able to directly KO Shazhu, right?
Returning the God of War in the courtyard, in Zou He's view, this is a joke.
When Zou He fights now, what he pays attention to is not how much force he uses, but how to restrain his force.
Because he was really afraid that if he accidentally shot too hard, he would directly punch the opponent to death.
It's too powerful, and sometimes it's a nuisance.
Ha ha!Thinking of this, Zou He suddenly laughed.
If some ordinary people heard this, they would probably say 'you still have to be shameless', right?
But Zou He was telling the truth.
With the system by his side, it is impossible for Zou He to become an ordinary person.
It's a sweet burden to be someone who's always worried about not being too strong when fighting because he's too strong.
"Hey, why hasn't anyone come to fight with me recently?"
Zou He sighed, really wanted to find someone to try his skills.
[Congratulations to the host!Successfully evade a conspiracy and get a chance to punish]
[Do you want to use punishment immediately? 】
Yo, that's right, you can still punish.
Zou He waved his hand: "Use."
[Please host to choose the following punishment method]
[1: Male lice from the sky, after this method, the opponent will be attacked by lice swarms]
[2: The itching is unbearable, after this method, the other party will itch all over the body]
[3: Incontinence again and again, after this method, the other party will pull their pants at critical moments]
[4: Flying flurry of bees, after this method, the opponent will be besieged by bee swarms]
……
Seeing these hints, Zou He laughed for no reason.
These options are all very powerful, right?
Which to choose?
Without further ado, Zou He immediately made a choice: "Choose four."
[Congratulations to the host!Successfully selected punishment method [-] [Flying Bee Fly] has been successfully loaded, and punishment has begun]
The reason why he chose four was that Zou He wanted to experience this scene.
Actually the other three are pretty good too.
However, it is more obvious to choose four. It can be seen at a glance who the mastermind of this matter is.
Is it different from what I guessed?
Sure enough, Zou He made this choice.
Suddenly someone screamed in the workshop: "Damn it! Hornet!"
Hear the sound and look.
At the door of the workshop, a large group of wasps flew into the workshop.
In an instant, a large group of wasps 'buzzing' flew towards the workshop...
"What's going on? Why did this wasp fly in suddenly?"
"Look at this, it seems to be looking for something?"
"Hide quickly, don't stung anyone!"
"Oh my god, it's too scary. I guess there are at least a few hundred of them?"
"More than that, there must be a thousand!"
Everyone in the workshop looked over in shock.
The wasp was above the workshop, flying in one direction.
The elder Yi Zhonghai also raised his head upon hearing the sound.
Looking up, Yi Zhonghai saw a bee staring at him.
One person and one bee, looking at each other.
"Buzz!" The wasp yelled, and flew over with a whoosh.
"Crack!" The hornet landed on the face of the elder Yi Zhonghai, and the hornet stabbed it.
"Ah!" Eldest Master Yi Zhonghai yelled, "Hiss, it hurts me to death!"
And with the attack of this hornet, it fell.
All the other wasps also flew over.
Like hailstones falling randomly, like heavy rain pouring down, like a hail of bullets hitting the face...
In an instant, Yi Zhonghai's face was covered with hornets.
After the face was covered, other wasps landed in other positions.
Almost immediately, the exposed parts of Yi Zhonghai's body were covered with wasps.
All the hornets fell down and fart/butt/pout, and began to attack with needles.
"Zhazazazazazazaza!"
Uncle Yi Zhonghai was immediately pierced with countless holes on his face, neck, hands, and ankles.
"Ahhhhhh! Hiss hiss hiss!"
The elder Yi Zhonghai rolled on the ground screaming in pain, as if he was going crazy.
……
Seeing this scene, everyone in the workshop was stunned.
Everyone screamed and hid at first, but later found that the hornet swarm seemed to only attack the elder Yi Zhonghai.
"What's the situation? Why did you only sting him?"
"It's because this uncle, Yi Zhonghai, has stabbed a hornet's nest?"
"It's very possible, how old is he and still poke a hornet's nest? Look at him idle!"
"Oh my god, will this be stung to death!"
"It's hard to say, this body must have been stung hundreds of holes, right?"
……
After the wasp stings, it immediately runs away.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai's whole body was covered with red and swollen bumps.
The whole face was also stung like a steamed bun, and there were red envelopes around the eyes, which made it impossible to see the road.
The doctor in the factory came and gave him simple treatment.
In the end, the security guards used a single rack to carry the uncle Yi Zhonghai back to the courtyard.
As soon as I entered the courtyard, I heard another thing.
The deaf old lady was also stung by a bee.
After work that day, everyone in the hospital was stunned.
The uncle was stung by a swarm of hornets.
The deaf old lady was also stung by a wasp swarm.
Both of them were covered with stings, babbling in pain.
"It's really weird, I saw it with my own eyes," a woman in the courtyard said: "The deaf old lady was basking in the sun in the courtyard, and then she heard a 'buzz', and she didn't know where it came from. A swarm of wasps directly pounced on the face of the deaf old lady, and soon stinged her beyond recognition, it was simply too scary."
"Hiss, don't you want to sting other people?" someone asked.
"Don't sting, a few wasps glanced at me, then turned their heads and left, only stinging the deaf old lady, do you think this is evil or not?"
"This is exactly the same as Yi Zhonghai. He was both stung at the same time. Did he offend some god?"
"It's very possible," the woman said in a low voice, "I guess I offended some gods and summoned them to punish them?"
"It can only be explained in this way, otherwise it doesn't make sense."
"It's also possible that I have stabbed a hornet's nest!"
"It's impossible. We asked, and the deaf old lady said she didn't stab it."
"The uncle also said that he didn't stab it."
"It seems that there are gods holding up the three corpses. It's better not to do bad things in the future."
……
Everyone, you said each sentence.
They all attribute the stung of the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai to offending some god.
In this regard, Zou He just smiled slightly, thinking to himself, good guys, you are too flattering me, I am not a fairy.
Of course, Zou He wouldn't say it if he wanted to think this way.
Following everyone's wishes, Zou He also said: "Maybe this is retribution. I have done too many bad things, and it will be like this. It is not worthy of sympathy."
Others nodded in response, and that was the only way to say it.
After all, it might be a bit difficult to explain this kind of thing with science.
Since he stung two or two, it means that the two of them are the masterminds in this matter.
And as for the deaf old lady and the old man, what bad things did they do.
Silly Zhu who was watching from the side knew it clearly, he couldn't help swallowing, and thought: Could it be that he was really punished because he planned to frame others?
If that's the case, then why am I stupid and not punished?
was thinking.
"Boom!!!"
Suddenly there was another beep in the sky.
Everyone in the courtyard looked up, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Hiss! Here we go again!"
"Oh my god, it's a big group again, who are we going to sting now?" Someone called out.
"Hide quickly, will you sting randomly?"
It's a sign of everyone's doubts.
The rain of bee swarms from the sky fell down quickly.
In an instant, he rushed towards Sha Zhu.
"Mom!"
Sha Zhu let go of his feet, and immediately started to run.
"Buzz buzz buzz!"
Hundreds of wasps are chasing after them.
Silly Zhu ran out of the courtyard.
The hornet swarm followed and chased out of the courtyard.
The whole courtyard followed and ran out of the courtyard.
ran for a while.
"what!!!!!"
Silly Zhu screamed, and waspricked in the neck by a wasp.
As if the gas pedal had been stepped on, the whole person accelerated again.
Run another dozen steps.
"Ahhhh!!!"
He yelled three more times, Sha Zhu's left and right sides of the face and chin were pricked three times by the wasp.
The painful Sha Zhu hissed and screamed, and then another twenty or thirty wasps landed on Sha Zhu's hands, ankles, and face...
Think about the tragic appearance of the elder Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady who were stung just now... Both of them are in danger of life.
Then hear the hundreds of beeps behind you!
Silly Zhu thought: It's over, if he is stung by all these hornets, his life will be in danger!
In desperation, Silly Zhu thought of jumping into the river, and the nearest river was several kilometers away.
With his current speed, it was too late.
When he ran to the river, he was probably stung to death.
"Hiss!!" A few more wasps landed on Sha Zhu's neck and got a few needles.
Silly Zhu immediately had an idea, and rushed towards a pit at high speed.
"Ah!!!" Silly Zhu jumped up and jumped directly into a cesspit.
Silly Zhu's body threw himself into the cesspit, and the wet dung instantly covered his whole body.
The swarms of bees hovered overhead, with nowhere to go down.
Sure enough, this trick is useful.
I'm so smart.
Silly Zhu was amused by his own wit, and shouted at the bees: "Come on?! Come here?! Come on me?!"
He yelled three times, opened his mouth, and the feces and urine on his face slipped into his mouth, and a familiar stench came.
"Ouch!" Silly Zhu groaned, tears streaming down his face.
The onlookers, seeing this scene, all frowned.
"Oh my god, it's disgusting!"
"This is what the legend says, eating shit and drinking urine?"
"But this trick really works, at least I won't be stung."
"To be honest, I'd rather be stung to death than jump into this cesspit."
Only then did he realize that he didn't seem to make much money?
But compare the consequences of being stung by a wasp swarm.
Sha Zhu felt that it was not a loss.
After all, it's not the first time I've come into contact with these feces... It's just dirty!
It will not be injured, let alone be stung to death.
Silly Zhu comforted himself in his heart.
However, over time.
Silly Zhu realized that he seemed to be wrong.
Because after an hour, those wasp swarms were still hovering above the cesspit, showing no intention of dispersing.
After waiting for another half an hour, the wasps still hadn't dispersed.
And, not only did they not disperse.
They also built a nest on a big tree above their heads.
"Pfft!" Among the crowd, someone couldn't help laughing out loud: "Oh my God, are these hornets waiting for Sha Zhu right here?"
Look at those wasps that fly to look at you from time to time.
Silly Zhu's whole body is numb!
(End of this chapter)
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