This world is terrible
Chapter 273 Theme of Issue 1 "The Labyrinth and the Oz God Chapter"
Chapter 273 The theme of the first issue "Maze and Green Field Myth"
Ah~ah~
As the sun was setting, the birds were homing in the sky. After a busy day, Gao Yi had just settled the results of his team's labor at the organization department and was about to go home.
"It's really up to you, Lao Gao."
Not far away, Mr. Qian's sullen voice came: "What comic exhibition, what young lady, what black and white silk, and finally cooperating with us to sweep the streets for nothing all day."
"Hey, don't say that."
Looking at the inexplicably thinner Allen, he shook his head and retorted: "Every figure who gives sweat to society is worthy of admiration.
"Old Qian, look at this piece of land. It's like a medal. Although it's not on your chest, it still shows your achievements. Thank you...a member of the great laborers."
Mr. Qian was stunned for a moment, looked at the area in front of him that he was in charge of cleaning, and remembered the affirmation of the citizens who gave him a thumbs up along the way, his heart was suddenly filled with a sense of accomplishment,
Yes.
This is all the country I have laid down!
Mr. Qian looked at Alan and couldn't help but smile: "It's unexpected that you, who is usually the most unscrupulous, can say such a thing. It's really surprising."
The warm wind blew and raised the hem of Allen's clothes. Mr. Qian watched him stare at the sky with deep eyes, and moved his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
Allen slowly turned his head: "This is what Lao Gao just enlightened me."
His eye sockets gradually became moist.
"Actually, I...I still want to see Heisi..."
boom!
Allen was knocked out with a punch.
"damn it."
After punching Allen, Mr. Qian finally regained his balance, and spat hard: "It's really a dog who can't change eating shit, but I was touched just now."
After finishing a set of combos, Mr. Qian rolled up his sleeves, only to belatedly realize that Gao Yi was gone.
"Hey, what about Lao Gao, I saw him just now."
"he……"
Allen, with his hair full, stretched out his fingers and said tremblingly, "There was an ice cream truck passing by there before, and he seems to have passed by..."
The scene turned and came to the deserted path in the distance. The warm music was flowing like water waves. Next to a small ice cream truck, there were two opposite figures.
"That's how it is."
The "shop owner" lowered his voice and was reporting his day's work gains.
"Um……"
Gao Yi rubbed his chin: "You mean, this Wei Le has been wandering around the KiKi Amusement Park all day today, trying to find someone to raise money for?"
"Yes, boss."
Ah Shen inadvertently handed over a mobile phone, on which were several photos captured from bottom to top, recording Wei Le's daily movements from different angles and scenes.
This is a picture of Wei Le accosting a young girl, then being threatened by her boyfriend, showing a wry smile.
This is a picture of Wei Le squatting by the flower bed, concentrating on a lunch box. He kept picking out the tomatoes, leaving only the eggs.
The next few photos are of Wei Le holding a stack of leaflets and solemnly handing them over to a famous tourist.
"What's this?"
Gao Yi frowned, looked up at Ah Shen: "Is he working part-time?"
Ah Shen couldn't help shaking his head, and explained: "Boss, it's not a part-time job. To be precise, it's self-marketing."
As it spoke, it took out a flyer from under the ice cream truck and handed it to Gao Yi.
"Donation to the opera house?"
Gao Yi quickly glanced at the contents of the flyer, and found it difficult to understand the thinking of this gringo.
Don't do good work in the system, but come to the territory of the executive bureau to open an opera house from scratch, or raise money in the form of donations?
What is this operation?
No matter how unreasonable the surface of everything is, there must be a self-consistent logic inside.
Gao Yi determined that the reason why this guy stayed in the East China Sea must have another deeper purpose.
"I understand."
He nodded, and handed back the flyer and cash: "These days, I'll trouble you to keep staring at him... two ice cream scoops, plus some crispy skin."
Ah Shen dug out two ice cream balls of different flavors from the ice bucket, skillfully sprinkled them with crispy skin, and handed them over.
"correct."
Gao Yi stared at the ice cream ball, and suddenly said: "Compared to ice cream, I actually recommend pancakes and fruit, because it is more like the Romans."
Ah Shen pretended to be the owner of the shop, trying to make a helpless expression: "I think so too, but the problem is that I can't spread the batter well. Every time I spread the batter, the customers ask me if I am a plainclothes policeman who came out to carry out the arrest." .”
……
A little bit of starlight gradually becomes clear under the night sky.
Gao Yi carried his things and returned home as usual. You Lan recognized the owner and slammed open the courtyard door of the inner world.
……what?
Gao Yi looked at the darkness in front of him and was puzzled.
Usually, from this position, I can see the situation of the villa at a glance, but what's the situation now, the whole front yard seems to be blocked by something?
"This is?"
Gao Yi put his hand on the black shadow, and when he touched the rough texture of some leaves in front of him, he remembered what it was in front of him.
"Rejecting horse hedges?"
A fancy gadget from Crazy Dave's store, Gao Yi remembers it because of the deep impression they left when they discussed the issue of arming earlier.
Although the horse-rejecting hedge is green, its growth structure is extremely dense and tightly clustered, making it extremely difficult for most creatures of any size to pass through it.
And if there is something that tries to pass through by taking advantage of its size, the leaves of the hedge will turn into sharp blades in an instant, cutting the whole body to pieces.
This kind of hedge is fierce, but the main responsibility is to defend it. By forming a barrier, outsiders must think carefully before breaking through, whether it is worth it or not.
Of course, this ability is useless to the master.
Although Gao Yi wanted to go straight through them, but he was helpless because of his size, he was no longer allowed to play around like a child.
"What the hell are Xiaodi and the others doing?"
Gao Yi turned on the flash of his phone, and the scene in front of him made him frown slightly.
I saw that not only was I blocked in front of me, but even the left and right sides, or where I could see them, were all neat patches of horse-repelling hedges.
The hedges are like a wall, although they are dense, they contain certain rules.Soon, Gao Yi discovered a deliberately flowed path ahead, which seemed to extend to the depths of the courtyard.
"Could it be that the horse-rejecting hedge is used as a wall like a maze?"
Gao Yi muttered to himself, pointed the flashlight beam forward, and stepped into the path.
The area of several hundred square meters in the front yard, after several twists and turns, seems to be long. The path that is only for one person turns and twists and turns. It is obvious that he is moving forward, but Gao Yi has lost his sense of direction.
He only felt that he had walked a lot, but he still seemed to be circling around the courtyard gate.
The deeper it went, the more the branches and leaves of the hedge above grew wildly toward the sky, until it covered the starlight, and the entire maze was gradually surrounded by absolute darkness.
The fluorescent light flickered.
The ethereal sound of insects is heard.
A fork followed.
Gao Yi saw the fountain of youth suddenly erupting from the ground, the hidden room under the hedge in the dark, the dwarf trotting after the long-legged cauldron, the headless hunting cavalry screaming to kill the sky, and the one-eyed man carrying two hundred catties of British marble pillars. giant……
"Oh my god."
Gao Yi, who was fooled by a group of unknown things, stroked his forehead and said, "Are they independently developing some RPG game while I'm away?"
Thanks to friends from "Chacha Tea Table", "Hui Jing", "Ji Youtai", "Book Friends 20200324184211394" for their rewards.
The fever is gone, you can update
(End of this chapter)
Ah~ah~
As the sun was setting, the birds were homing in the sky. After a busy day, Gao Yi had just settled the results of his team's labor at the organization department and was about to go home.
"It's really up to you, Lao Gao."
Not far away, Mr. Qian's sullen voice came: "What comic exhibition, what young lady, what black and white silk, and finally cooperating with us to sweep the streets for nothing all day."
"Hey, don't say that."
Looking at the inexplicably thinner Allen, he shook his head and retorted: "Every figure who gives sweat to society is worthy of admiration.
"Old Qian, look at this piece of land. It's like a medal. Although it's not on your chest, it still shows your achievements. Thank you...a member of the great laborers."
Mr. Qian was stunned for a moment, looked at the area in front of him that he was in charge of cleaning, and remembered the affirmation of the citizens who gave him a thumbs up along the way, his heart was suddenly filled with a sense of accomplishment,
Yes.
This is all the country I have laid down!
Mr. Qian looked at Alan and couldn't help but smile: "It's unexpected that you, who is usually the most unscrupulous, can say such a thing. It's really surprising."
The warm wind blew and raised the hem of Allen's clothes. Mr. Qian watched him stare at the sky with deep eyes, and moved his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
Allen slowly turned his head: "This is what Lao Gao just enlightened me."
His eye sockets gradually became moist.
"Actually, I...I still want to see Heisi..."
boom!
Allen was knocked out with a punch.
"damn it."
After punching Allen, Mr. Qian finally regained his balance, and spat hard: "It's really a dog who can't change eating shit, but I was touched just now."
After finishing a set of combos, Mr. Qian rolled up his sleeves, only to belatedly realize that Gao Yi was gone.
"Hey, what about Lao Gao, I saw him just now."
"he……"
Allen, with his hair full, stretched out his fingers and said tremblingly, "There was an ice cream truck passing by there before, and he seems to have passed by..."
The scene turned and came to the deserted path in the distance. The warm music was flowing like water waves. Next to a small ice cream truck, there were two opposite figures.
"That's how it is."
The "shop owner" lowered his voice and was reporting his day's work gains.
"Um……"
Gao Yi rubbed his chin: "You mean, this Wei Le has been wandering around the KiKi Amusement Park all day today, trying to find someone to raise money for?"
"Yes, boss."
Ah Shen inadvertently handed over a mobile phone, on which were several photos captured from bottom to top, recording Wei Le's daily movements from different angles and scenes.
This is a picture of Wei Le accosting a young girl, then being threatened by her boyfriend, showing a wry smile.
This is a picture of Wei Le squatting by the flower bed, concentrating on a lunch box. He kept picking out the tomatoes, leaving only the eggs.
The next few photos are of Wei Le holding a stack of leaflets and solemnly handing them over to a famous tourist.
"What's this?"
Gao Yi frowned, looked up at Ah Shen: "Is he working part-time?"
Ah Shen couldn't help shaking his head, and explained: "Boss, it's not a part-time job. To be precise, it's self-marketing."
As it spoke, it took out a flyer from under the ice cream truck and handed it to Gao Yi.
"Donation to the opera house?"
Gao Yi quickly glanced at the contents of the flyer, and found it difficult to understand the thinking of this gringo.
Don't do good work in the system, but come to the territory of the executive bureau to open an opera house from scratch, or raise money in the form of donations?
What is this operation?
No matter how unreasonable the surface of everything is, there must be a self-consistent logic inside.
Gao Yi determined that the reason why this guy stayed in the East China Sea must have another deeper purpose.
"I understand."
He nodded, and handed back the flyer and cash: "These days, I'll trouble you to keep staring at him... two ice cream scoops, plus some crispy skin."
Ah Shen dug out two ice cream balls of different flavors from the ice bucket, skillfully sprinkled them with crispy skin, and handed them over.
"correct."
Gao Yi stared at the ice cream ball, and suddenly said: "Compared to ice cream, I actually recommend pancakes and fruit, because it is more like the Romans."
Ah Shen pretended to be the owner of the shop, trying to make a helpless expression: "I think so too, but the problem is that I can't spread the batter well. Every time I spread the batter, the customers ask me if I am a plainclothes policeman who came out to carry out the arrest." .”
……
A little bit of starlight gradually becomes clear under the night sky.
Gao Yi carried his things and returned home as usual. You Lan recognized the owner and slammed open the courtyard door of the inner world.
……what?
Gao Yi looked at the darkness in front of him and was puzzled.
Usually, from this position, I can see the situation of the villa at a glance, but what's the situation now, the whole front yard seems to be blocked by something?
"This is?"
Gao Yi put his hand on the black shadow, and when he touched the rough texture of some leaves in front of him, he remembered what it was in front of him.
"Rejecting horse hedges?"
A fancy gadget from Crazy Dave's store, Gao Yi remembers it because of the deep impression they left when they discussed the issue of arming earlier.
Although the horse-rejecting hedge is green, its growth structure is extremely dense and tightly clustered, making it extremely difficult for most creatures of any size to pass through it.
And if there is something that tries to pass through by taking advantage of its size, the leaves of the hedge will turn into sharp blades in an instant, cutting the whole body to pieces.
This kind of hedge is fierce, but the main responsibility is to defend it. By forming a barrier, outsiders must think carefully before breaking through, whether it is worth it or not.
Of course, this ability is useless to the master.
Although Gao Yi wanted to go straight through them, but he was helpless because of his size, he was no longer allowed to play around like a child.
"What the hell are Xiaodi and the others doing?"
Gao Yi turned on the flash of his phone, and the scene in front of him made him frown slightly.
I saw that not only was I blocked in front of me, but even the left and right sides, or where I could see them, were all neat patches of horse-repelling hedges.
The hedges are like a wall, although they are dense, they contain certain rules.Soon, Gao Yi discovered a deliberately flowed path ahead, which seemed to extend to the depths of the courtyard.
"Could it be that the horse-rejecting hedge is used as a wall like a maze?"
Gao Yi muttered to himself, pointed the flashlight beam forward, and stepped into the path.
The area of several hundred square meters in the front yard, after several twists and turns, seems to be long. The path that is only for one person turns and twists and turns. It is obvious that he is moving forward, but Gao Yi has lost his sense of direction.
He only felt that he had walked a lot, but he still seemed to be circling around the courtyard gate.
The deeper it went, the more the branches and leaves of the hedge above grew wildly toward the sky, until it covered the starlight, and the entire maze was gradually surrounded by absolute darkness.
The fluorescent light flickered.
The ethereal sound of insects is heard.
A fork followed.
Gao Yi saw the fountain of youth suddenly erupting from the ground, the hidden room under the hedge in the dark, the dwarf trotting after the long-legged cauldron, the headless hunting cavalry screaming to kill the sky, and the one-eyed man carrying two hundred catties of British marble pillars. giant……
"Oh my god."
Gao Yi, who was fooled by a group of unknown things, stroked his forehead and said, "Are they independently developing some RPG game while I'm away?"
Thanks to friends from "Chacha Tea Table", "Hui Jing", "Ji Youtai", "Book Friends 20200324184211394" for their rewards.
The fever is gone, you can update
(End of this chapter)
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