This world is terrible

Chapter 22 Mr. Gao and Descartes

"That's a good deal, don't release our pigeons at that time." Lao Luo laughed.

Gao Yi was a little dissatisfied and wanted to defend himself.

Suddenly, an exclamation sounded from the bathroom.

At that moment, Gao Yi instantly recalled that he put down his hairband in the bathroom a few hours ago, preparing for a wave of his cousin.

"It's broken, my cousin won't be really embarrassed!"

Gao Yi hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, but what he saw was not the frightened cousin, but the bright light reflected by the tiles.

The entire bathroom is up and down, bright as new, as if it has just been maintained.

Cousin stood at the door, staring at Gao Yi suspiciously: "Did you clean it?"

Gao Yi nodded quickly.

It's not that he takes the credit, but that it's not convenient for the laborers to show up.

"Are you kidding me and pretending to be confused?"

Cousin looked strange: "You are honest, did you take your little girlfriend home while I was away?"

"Clam?"

Gao Yi was dumbfounded.

What's the deal with this? How did he get involved with his girlfriend once he cleaned the bathroom?

"I'm afraid you don't know, I used to be the ace of the reasoning agency!"

Cousin raised his glasses, and the lenses gleamed with white light that Gao Yi couldn't see through: "Hairband, have you forgotten?"

Gao Yi was dumbfounded when he saw the hair tie on the handle of the mop.

How crooked is this?

"You think I'm cleaning to destroy evidence?!"

The cousin stood with his hands behind his back: "Otherwise? You must have gotten it all over the place! That's why such a thorough cleaning is needed!"

"In a word, the cleaner you are, the more intense your battle will be!"

"you put……"

Gao Yifo has fallen, and confessed.

This man's brain power is too strong.

Forget it, it didn't ruin anyone's reputation anyway.

As for his own reputation, it doesn't matter if he has it or not in front of his cousin.

"I've got nothing to say--I've got nothing to say!"

Cousin had a heartbroken look on his face: "You know your brother is single, but you still do such a thing."

"I do not have!"

"I still don't admit it! Do you dare to let me go to your room to have a look?"

"What are you doing?"

Gao Yi felt guilty.Xiao Di is now hiding in his room.

"Forget it, looking at you like this, it must have not been cleaned up."

My cousin let out a long sigh: "She must have been gone not long ago, right? Actually, I guessed it from the way you tried to cover up when you just left the room."

"Don't say much else, just treat her well."

Gao Yi looked at his cousin's back, and silently took the hair tie off the mop.

"Do you remember this person?"

"From today on, you'll be watching when he goes to the toilet."

"See you once and scare me once."

He put the hair tie in the cabinet.There was a "dong dong" knocking sound on the inner cabinet door, as if to show that he knew.

okay.

Gao Yi turned off all the equipment in the living room, and returned to his room with [snacks for training].

"Teach Xiaodi well tonight."

In order to be unique in the East China Sea, the necessary efforts must not be left behind.

……

the next day.

12.24
early morning.The snow outside the window has stopped.

Gao Yi got out of bed and knocked on the second floor of the bookcase built into the wall: "Xiaodi, wake up."

"Little flute?"

Gao Yi stepped on the stool and saw Xiao Di shivering under the towel.

"Strange, wasn't it fine yesterday?"

Gao Yi scratched his head.Suddenly remembered to turn off the heat before going to bed.The whole house is freezing cold now.

But wasn't it fine when you followed me yesterday?Is it because it's been warm for a long time, and suddenly I can't adapt to the cold?

Is Siren Head afraid of the cold?
This should not.At least the one in "A Fairy Tale in the Snow" is not only not afraid of the cold, but also likes to eat buffets during New Years and holidays.

But Xiaodi obviously couldn't count that way.

Because in Siren Head, there is no one who is close to people, and the one with such a miniature body.

This is no infancy.According to the setting, they don't even have the concept of birth.The coming to the world is generally due to the call of the great mother's loudspeaker, and it is the perfect body as soon as it appears.

"System, how can this be fixed?"

【You can try different paintings】

The system prompts.

Gao Yi suddenly realized.Didn't Xiaodi also bring a different painting?

Entering the system interface, Gao Yi first saw Xiaodi's data.Probably the situation is not bad as he expected, the only surprise is that Xiaodi still has the ability to change heads.

Not a cat head.

Currently the only options are Street Light Head and Siren Head.Gao Yi is not sure whether this is unlocked according to the form he has defeated.

Go to the column of different paintings, and change [urban legend] to [sentry passing through the snowstorm].

Swish.

Xiaodi's whole body suddenly turned silvery white, and some special effects of fine snow fell on her little head.With a brand new look, it jumped down from the bookcase, found a candy cane out of nowhere, and made active noises.

"Xiao Gao, Xiao Gao, it's not cold at all."

These words were taught last night.

Gao Yi doesn't like the title "Master" very much. In private, he prefers to get along with Xiaodi like a family friend.

Of course, he also taught how to address special events, namely "Mr. Gao" and "Descartes".

The communication code is - "Odd changes to even remains unchanged, the symbols look at the quadrant".

"Xiaodi, you can stay here first. I'll go get you breakfast."

"Let's continue teaching in a while, and go out to do errands tonight."

"Working? What a beautiful thing~"

Xiao Di suddenly said: "It's such a beautiful thing to drink soup."

"Hmm~ It's neither salty nor bland, the taste is really..."

Gao Yi grasped its mouth: "You can shut up."

"His grandma's! Why don't you drink it!"

"Xiaodi, shut up."

"I'm afraid of death, right? If I'm afraid of death, I just... woo..."

Gao Yi had no choice but to stick it on its mouth with tape: "You are not allowed to look at the ghost and animal area again, if you are good every day, you will learn from bad ones."

It was teaching time, and it was sunset again in a blink of an eye.

Gao Yi put on his schoolbag, ready to go, and passed by the living room.

"Cousin, I'm leaving."

Cousin's face was a bit uneasy: "Ayi, I'm not here in our bathroom for a few days, do you feel anything wrong?"

"There could be something wrong."

Gao Yi passed by with a blank face: "Didn't you say that I messed up all over the floor? Indeed, if you want me to say it, it's like increasing my attack speed, critical strike, and mana. It's amazing."

"Haha. I guess I was overthinking."

The cousin unconsciously comforted himself: "There must be a mouse or something."

Gao Yi shrugged.

He just let the girl with the ribbon make a little noise.Cousin can be scared, probably watching a horror movie while going to the toilet.

I was intimidated by the atmosphere.

"Cousin, I'm going out to participate in school activities, and I may have to come back later."

"Is the house tidy?" asked my cousin.

Gao Yi shook his schoolbag: "What do you mean? Want to borrow my computer to promote galgame?"

"That's right, that character line will take the second week, I really don't have much patience..."

The cousin waved his hand: "No, if you go in and find something that hasn't been cleaned up, aren't you afraid of embarrassing you?"

"No. If I agree, what's the difference between this and Lu himself?" Gao Yi resolutely refused.

The cousin was stunned: "The two of us are playing, isn't it a game?"

"But they met two completely different travelers in the two worlds."

Gao Yihao is a teacher: "They will not be able to accept the sudden drop in their lover's configuration."

"You kid is waiting to change the way to scold me."

The cousin laughed and scolded: "Forget it, it's hard to take a break recently, I'd better do something else. I still envy you students, who have time to play games."

"Oh, it's really a new generation replacing the old one."

He shook his head and smiled wryly, looking like a worker forced by reality.

Gao Yi was silent, and suddenly said, "Let's just say it straight, please be polite to me, my aunt."

Bang!
Gao Yi slammed the door and disappeared immediately.

Behind was the voice of my cousin chasing after him: "Gao Yi, thank you so much!"

(End of this chapter)