This world is terrible

Chapter 20 The Group's New Partner

Just when Gao Yi was hesitating whether to use [Mountain Call] to give it a go, a few intermittent words of congratulations suddenly came from outside the gate.

"Ice and Snow Festival...Happy..."

"Mysterious gift...here..."

"Eh?"

Gao Yi was stunned.

The mysterious gift has arrived?

It's still so unexpected?
Gao Yi almost thought it was the ultimate boss who came to his house directly with the material immunity and magic immunity.

bang.

Opening the door, Gao Yi looked left and right at the entrance of the dark corridor.

"There's no one?"

He muttered to himself strangely, suddenly his vision lowered, and he really saw the appearance of the culprit who was following him.

Slender, tall and thin, with a small siren on his head.

"Siren Head?"

No, this should be called Mini Siren Head.

It has a big siren head on its head, but its height is less than Gao Yi's knees.

Compared with the Siren Head that I encountered before, the sense of horror brought by the disproportionate figure... But when it comes to it, it feels a bit like a Q version of a cartoon character.

"Isn't it aggressive?"

Gao Yi squatted down, level with the head of the mini siren, and looked at it curiously.

Mini Siren Head seemed a little shy, and began to play timidly again: "Ice and Snow Festival...Happy..."

"This is... your gift..."

It was only then that Gao Yi discovered that there was a gift box wrapped in ribbons behind the mini siren head.

"So it's just a delivery man." Gao Yi smiled reassuringly.

Open the gift box.

boom~!
【Congratulations on getting a new painting】

"Different painting!" Gao Yi's spirit was shaken, and he quickly opened the details.

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Sentinel of the Snowstorm

Quality: Festive Celebration (Frozen Carnival)

Binding decorations: ice skates, bonfire party signs, candy cane arms, piled up fine snow, see you next year's bird's nest...

＊Load your siren head--church bells, train sirens, loud voices, whimpering wind and snow, loud bonfires...etc.

Description: Everyone needs some fairy tales to live in reality, right?

Just tonight--this snowy night, let the fairy tale come true once again.

Friendly Siren Head and humans, bonfire and pine trees, candy and gifts, let's forget ourselves in the snow and snow together.

＊Exclusively for Siren Head.

-

Gao Yi looked at the empty hand, and then at the miniature siren head in front of him.

???

"Not for me?"

New type of scam?

At first glance, Gao Yi felt something was wrong when he saw that there were too many binding decoration columns to write down.

The things sent by the system are so generous?

False.

Then when he saw the note at the end of "For Siren Head", he became more certain of his thoughts.

Your sister is a scam.

"System, come out and explain to me."

【You still have a letter you haven't checked】

letter?

Among the crumbs of the gift box ribbon, Gao Yi picked up a seemingly inconspicuous letter.

[Dear Mr. Gao, hello...]
He scanned through a lot of polite words, and subconsciously found the key point.

[...As you can see, please take care of this little siren head. ]
Keep it?This mini siren head?
Gao Yi frowned: "So the mysterious gift is really this little thing? Is that strange painting a bonus?"

Really "mysterious" gift.

The letter continued:
[...In addition, after a long journey, it is very hungry, if you can, please give it some food. ]
Gao Yi frowned, and looked up at the little guy in front of him.

Mini Siren Head seemed to know his doubts, pointed to the small mouthparts, stuck out his tongue and touched his stomach.

"You eat human flesh?" Gao Yi asked.

If it really grew up eating human flesh, Gao Yi would have to return the product without further ado.Keeping this kind of thing around is tantamount to the story of the farmer and the snake.

The mini siren head pointed to the letter, signaling Gao Yi to continue reading.

[If you want it to look more beautiful, you can feed it vegetables or fruits. ]
[Of course, due to combat requirements, you can also adjust and feed some meat, of course, it is normal cooked food. ]
[Also note that raw meat may cause indigestion and vomiting.If you want your carpet to not suffer, pay more attention to its diet. ]
"Don't eat human flesh?"

Gao Yi couldn't believe the content of this letter: "System, is the content of this letter completely true?"

【You can rest assured】

[The system leaves the factory and cannot be changed]

"That's good."

Gao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to connect the mini siren head in, when he suddenly found that it disappeared at some point.

On the letter paper, the last line read: [It may not be obedient, I hope you will be more tolerant. ]
[Finally, I sincerely wish you a happy holiday despite the wind and snow. ]
Bang bang!

There was a sudden crackling sound from the small refrigerator in the living room.

"This little Siren Head is Jerry's nephew."

"I'm poor Jerry Mouse."

bang.

Gao Yi closed the door and saw that Mini Siren Head had turned the refrigerator into a mess, and was taking down an apple, and started to chew without saying a word.

"It's not the way to go on like this."

Mini Siren Head was holding an apple, sitting on the coffee table, swinging his feet, watching Gao Yi pacing back and forth, thinking about it.

"By the way! I suddenly remembered that during the Tenth Company a few days ago, there seemed to be something for training?" Gao Yi clapped his hands and opened the system to check.

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Training Snacks

Quality: Lime

＊You can use this snack to tame any creature by training a dog, and the effect is fast.

Description: Please obey the law.

-

In Gao Yi's hands, a small bag of snacks that looked like biscuit crumbs suddenly appeared.

As soon as he opened the bag, the mini siren heads immediately surrounded him, bouncing non-stop.

Gao Yi took out a little with his fingers, and after it fell into the mouth of the Mini Siren Head, it immediately stayed where it was.

"Is this for me to give instructions and then feed them repeatedly to strengthen memory?"

Gao Yi also watched documentaries such as police dog training, and the general process is clear.

The mini siren head can obviously understand human speech, so there is no need to implant conditioned reflexes like training dogs, just give instructions a few times to let it learn to obey.

"You can call me Xiaodi."

Gao Yi sat on the sofa again and played a video of making a quilt to it: "Go help me fold the quilt."

buzzing.

The mini siren head ran away in a hurry.

After a while, Gao Yi saw a neat quilt.

"Not bad, Xiaodi, you did a good job." Gao Yi patted Xiaodi's shoulder and encouraged him.

Xiao Di was ecstatic and excited.

boom!
The whole building suddenly went dark.

"Wardfa!"

"Why did the power suddenly cut off again?"

"Last time, the power was suddenly cut off during the exercise, and this time it was suddenly cut off again. I almost got ptsd!"

Upstairs and downstairs, the owners were cursing and swearing.

"Bullfrog!"

Gao Yi picked up Xiaodi in surprise: "Xiaodi, you even have the ability to disable equipment?"

Next, something that surprised Gao Yi even more happened!

In a TV show just now, a female singer's singing was unexpectedly learned by Xiaodi intact.

It tilted its head, a little unclear.

In the dark room, there is a brisk and soothing singing of festive atmosphere.

"We wish you a Merry Christmas—

…and a Happy New Year! "

(End of this chapter)