football's number one madman

Chapter 581 Thanks to the Chinese team!
It turns out... I'm not cruel enough!
Looking at the series of football tragedies listed by the system, Li Boluo suddenly felt ashamed.

[I just kicked a 14:0, what face do I have to ask for a reward? ! 】

Infinite motivation surged in his body, and the eyes he looked at the Chinese team were full of murderous intent.

[There are still 5 minutes until the end of the game, plus injury time, at least three can be scored! 】

So he turned to his teammates and sounded the horn of onslaught:
"Don't let up! Keep attacking!"

These two English sentences are so simple that the players on the opposite side can hear them clearly, and everyone can't help but look pale!
【Are you still coming on horseback? 】

[We can't stand it! 】

Li Boluo fished out the football from the net and placed it on the center line.But when he looked back, Zhao Xuri was already lying on his back in the penalty area, pointing at his legs and shouting:

"Cramp, cramp!"

Yan Junling and Yu Hai supported one of his legs and began to stretch his hamstring. After Zhao Xuri barely got up from the ground, Zhang Linpeng on the other side also sat down...
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After Zhang Linpeng had cramps, the game finally resumed, but before Li Poluo touched the ball, Wu Xi, who was in charge of defending him, sat down on his buttocks...

[Deliberately delaying time? 】

Li Boluo's eyes were cracked!
[You are also professional players with an annual salary of several million pounds, can you have a little sportsmanship? 】

[If you can't afford to lose, you can learn from Atletico Madrid and Simeone from the beginning, and end the game early with five red cards! 】

He really wronged his opponent for this!
Under England's full-court crushing, they can persist for 85 minutes before cramping, which is already super-level performance! -
"Relax, man!"

Probably sensing Lee Polo's anxiety, Captain Henderson patted him on the shoulder and comforted him:
"This game is just a warm-up match, you have to keep a little desire to win, and then release it completely in the World Cup!"

Lee Polo spread his hands noncommittally:

"I am full of desire to win every game, and I can't wait to score ten goals in every game!"

"It's a pity that I am not capable enough now. I can only score three goals in each game..."

As a midfielder who only scored two goals in one season, Henderson almost turned his nose with anger!
[Listen, is this still a human language? 】

[Negative sentiment from Jordan Henderson, +14! 】
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After all six players of the Chinese team except the goalkeeper and the three substitutes (one less than one red card) all had cramps, the game had come to the last minute.

Considering that this is just a friendly match and there is no suspense about the outcome, the referee Kasai told the coaches of both sides through the fourth official:
"There is no stoppage time for this game."

Lippi nodded insensitively, and Southgate made no objection.

But Lee Polo on the field didn't know about it.

It's just that he couldn't wait for the fourth official on the sidelines to raise his card, so he was a little anxious.

Fortunately, Arnold made another high pass from the right at this time. Zhang Linpeng jumped up and down due to lack of physical fitness, resulting in a failure to fall off the top. The football flew to Li Poluo's eyes easily.

Faced with the big cake that was brought to his mouth, Li Poluo shook off Zhao Xuri, whose legs were weak, pulled the onion from the dry land, and easily and happily rubbed the ball into the net!

15: 0!

He extended the score again before the end of the game!

He also used 11 goals to break his single-game scoring record two years ago!

He wants to thank today's opponent.

They let Lee Polo avoid becoming a "debut is the peak" national team and hurt Zhong Yong!
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"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

Kasai didn't give Li Polo a second more time, and couldn't wait to announce the end of the game.

The bird's nest, which was full of spectators, was a little quiet at this moment.

The [-] fans at the scene looked at me and I looked at you, each with complicated emotions.

Some people were indifferent to this defeat, while others simply came to appreciate the performance of the Three Lions and Lee Polo.

But there were also people who burst into tears suddenly, even broke down in sobs!
On the Internet, there are all kinds of complaints and accusations:

"Will I see the national football team participate in the World Cup again in my lifetime?"

"How can a player like Wang Shenchao, who has no professional attitude, be able to represent the national team?"

"If the Football Association could have seen Li Polo's wonderful performance in La Liga two years ago and naturalized him into the team in time, would we have seen a glimmer of hope?"

"Watching the Chinese team's game in the future, I will be a dog!"

"Chinese Football Association, quickly disband!"

With all kinds of complicated emotions in their hearts, the fans in the stands saw Lee Polo walking towards them.

Lee Polo didn't speak, just raised his hands, waved to more than 8 fans, and then bowed slightly, thanking them from the beginning to the end.

Those fans who hoped that he could be naturalized into the team a second ago suddenly changed their minds:
"Don't come back! There are not so many messy things!"

“It's good in England too!”

From nowhere, came a shout:
"Lee Polo, go get a World Cup!"

Li Boluo froze for a moment, showing a confident smile:

"Just wait!"
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"The Chinese team is a team with great... er, potential."

In the press conference after the game, Southgate found a statement that everyone could accept.

Then he avoided talking about the technical and tactical play in the game, and began to praise the Chinese fans:
"Their football market is very broad, and today we have also experienced the enthusiasm of the fans for football. I firmly believe that as long as they have these lovely supporters, Chinese football will definitely move towards a bright future!"

Nandamen's speech brought some relief to the tense press conference.

He is also deeply proud and proud of the artistry of his speech:

[With my eloquence alone, it would be a shame not to be the Minister of Foreign Affairs! 】

But when Li Polo spoke, his good mood immediately collapsed!
"Thanks to the Chinese team, let me find the feeling of playing against Scotland in the national team debut two years ago."

"Although I have a head coach like Mr. Lippi, I still have to make an honest evaluation. This Chinese team is probably at the level of the second Scottish team."

——Scotland was shot while lying down!
"No speed, lack of physical fitness, lack of flexibility, rough technique, stiff movement, sluggish consciousness, savage defense, no coordination between each other, and even amateur behavior wearing necklaces..."

He commented unceremoniously:
"If I play 100 minutes with 90% state, I can probably score 20 goals!"

He suddenly changed into Mandarin, which made his tone more sincere:

"I hope Chinese fans will forgive me for my next speech. There is an old Chinese saying that good medicine is good for the disease, and good advice is good for the ear. If they are still immersed in the illusion of the vigorous development of the Chinese Super League in the past few years, their football level may be forever. won't improve."

"I heard that the Chinese Football Association has launched a player naturalization plan. I can only make a prediction with regret. They have taken another big step on the wrong road."

"Naturalizing players for the short-term goal of the World Cup, ignoring youth training and the construction of a football environment is tantamount to quenching thirst with poison, and it is destroying the already weak foundation of Chinese football. This kind of move has nothing to do with hiring foreign coaches with high salaries. They are also short-sighted and stupid, and it would not be too much to describe them as short-sighted."

"My idiom level should have reached the average level of Chinese football, right?"

He shrugged:

"It is not terrible to lose to England today. What is terrible is that in the next few years, the Chinese team, which was originally a strong Asian team, will become a team of the same level as India, Mongolia, and the Philippines."

"In order to avoid this ending, I make a suggestion:
Disband the Chinese team!
As long as there is no national team, the Chinese team will not lose to any opponents, nor will they suffer any negative criticism! "

The officials of the Chinese Football Association standing next to them all turned pale!

[Who contacted the England national team at the beginning? 】

【Why should we play against them? ! 】

[He is a British guy, how did he know that our Football Association plans to naturalize players on a large scale? 】

[A traitor has emerged from the top management of our Football Association? 】

[He is talking nonsense here today, if he really fails in the future, where will we put our old faces? 】

[Negative sentiment from the Chinese Football Association, +8866! 】

(End of this chapter)