football's number one madman

Chapter 577 Disband the FA!

"Chelsea players can now shout together!"

"Chelsea... are the champions!"

As a diehard Liverpool loyalist, Zhan Jun was still in such high spirits that he broke his voice in the live broadcast room.

In the very center of the Olympic Stadium in Kyiv, Chelsea captain Cahill was holding up the silver cup with big ears, roaring excitedly amidst the sky full of fireworks.

Although Conte was also very excited-after all, this is the first Champions League trophy he won as a head coach-but at this moment, he can only stand on the outermost edge of the celebratory team and share it with his confidantes. This joy.

Sometimes he may unconsciously think of:
[This champion...how much does it have to do with me? 】
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"Congratulations to Chelsea, and congratulations to Lee Polo!"

In another live broadcast room, Shen Fangjian has already started to summarize the season:

"Lee Polo became the first player to lead different teams and win consecutive Champions League titles with an absolute core identity. This achievement is unprecedented!"

——Eto'o once won the Champions League in Barcelona in 09 and Inter Milan in 10, but he can only be regarded as the main force rather than the core in both teams.

“而在本场比赛完成五子登科之后，李波罗将本赛季欧冠进球数提升到了32球，10场32球！这也打破了他在上赛季刚刚刷新的13场28球的欧冠单赛季进球纪录！”

"By comparison, Cristiano Ronaldo (10) and Messi (6) combine to reach half of his…"

"And Li Polo, who has only played in the Champions League for three seasons, has scored 67 goals in the Champions League. In the history of the Champions League, he is second only to Ronaldo who scored 120 goals, Messi who scored 100 goals, And Raul with 71 goals. I believe it won’t take long for him to climb further on this list!”

He was holding a data sheet, his right hand trembling slightly:
"After finishing this season, Lee Polo delivered a frightening result:

He played 35 games in the Premier League, scoring 121 goals and 13 assists;
Played 10 games in the UEFA Champions League, scored 32 goals and had 4 assists;
Played 3 games in the FA Cup, 5 goals and 1 assist;

Played 3 games in the English League Cup, 12 goals and 1 assist;

The Community Shield played 1 game and scored 3 goals...

Taken together, he played a total of 2017 times in various competitions in the 2018-52 season, scored as many as 173 goals, and sent 19 assists for his teammates, directly participating in 192 goals! "

52 goals in 173 games, averaging 3.32 goals per game!
If it weren't for a few games, Conte pushed him on the bench and only played for a few minutes at the last moment, his efficiency would be even higher!
After reporting this large list of data, Shen Fangjian slightly pursed his dry lips, glanced at his partner, and was a little puzzled by his quietness.

Jia Tianning shook his head:
"I'm a little disappointed with Lee Polo's performance this season...to be honest!"

Shen Fangjian froze for a moment.

【What kind of play is this singing again? 】

Jia Tianning snatched the data summary sheet from him, with a heartbroken look:

"Britain has one more cup than Spain, and there are often draws where Premier League teams encounter low-level teams. This is a great opportunity to collect statistics, but Li Polo did not play in these games at all!"

"I often hear him say that he is a professional player and will go all out for every game, but he obviously doesn't pay attention to these low-level teams, and he doesn't even give them a chance to play against him!"

"As long as he can participate in a few more cup games, the number of goals this season can easily exceed 200 goals! It will become a new historical high that no one can match!"

Shen Fangjian couldn't help but rolled his eyes:
[200 goals in a single season?You are thinking about farting! 】
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"Oh ho ho!!"

Just half an hour later, all Chelsea players appeared in a high-end club in downtown Kyiv.

They are not very familiar with Ukraine, but Abu, the considerate boss, has many business partners in Ukraine, so arranging a celebration banquet is of course effortless.

Li Poluo, who originally wanted to spend money on a treat, also gave the favor to the boss along the way.

After all, even if his net worth is hundreds of millions, he is still not as good as a thigh of a Russian oligarch!

"Gentlemen, thank you for all your hard work, allowing Chelsea to spend the most glorious season since its establishment! I am very proud of you!"

In the spacious hall, Abu personally raised the wine glass and even said with a smile:
"I love you guys!"

"We love you too, Roman!"

Everyone let out a low growl with red faces.

In the entire European football world, Abramovich is definitely one of the bosses who love the most teams!

After Moratti sold Inter Milan, "one" could even be removed!
Especially compared to Manchester United's Glazer family, Liverpool's former "dog-blood duo", and the stingy bosses of Arsenal and Tottenham, Abramovich is simply an angel investor!

Even after suffering a divorce and severely shrinking his property, he continued to burn a lot of money on club signings!
This group of players yelling "I love you" is by no means polite!
After finishing the toast, Abu looked at Marina and Conte:
"Let's not stay here anymore, give the lads some free space!"

Kong Er, who originally wanted to summarize the season for the players, did not insist this time, and obediently followed the boss to leave, leaving the field to the players.

As soon as they left, the door of the room was gently pushed open, and nearly a hundred enchanting girls came in one after another.

Kyiv, Ukraine, which has received strong official support and is known as the "European Capital" and is as famous as the Dutch capital Amsterdam, is not conservative at all in this regard. I couldn’t help being hooked after seeing the flower work and stunts of Ukrainian girls, not to mention Lee Polo, who has only had one girlfriend in his life...

【Ding~~~】

[Ball control: 81 → 82! 】

[Shooting: 66→68! 】

[Pass: 57 → 58! 】

[Defense: 86 → 87! 】

[Physique: 95 → 96! 】

[Spirit: 89 → 90! 】

[Overall rating: 573 → 580! 】

Lee Polo, who has fought hard for the whole season, made another leap after the final decisive battle! -
At this celebration banquet, almost everyone was drunk, and William and Louis, who were so drunk, even wanted to drink according to Rudiger, Kanter and other loyal Islamic believers. The two sides almost got into a fight over drinking. ...

Fortunately, Li Polo got in between the two groups of people in time. William and Louis' legs gave way, and they knelt down on the spot. They even hugged his thighs and sang the Brazilian version of "Conquer"...

After a night of hangover, almost everyone slept until the sun was high before getting up from the big hotel bed.

Unsurprisingly, the world's major media on this day are frantically reporting Chelsea's 7:2 bloodbath of Real Madrid, and Lee Polo, who scored five dollars alone, also naturally occupies the most eye-catching position.

Li Poluo, who is indifferent to fame and wealth, just browsed through a dozen news items at random, and then decided not to read these unnutritious reports.

But in an inconspicuous location on a certain website, he saw another report:
“在刚刚结束的2018年中国（城都）熊猫杯国际青年足球锦标赛的较量中，中国U18代表队1:0击败了英格兰U18代表队，成功获得了本届赛事的冠军。”

Li Boluo couldn't help but clicked in, and even glanced at the lineups of both sides.

In the Chinese team, there are Zhu Chenjie, Su Shihao, Jiang Shenglong, Liu Ruofan, Tao Qianglong, Guo Tianyu, Wu Shaocong, Xu Haofeng and other future regulars of the national team. Among them is a young player surnamed Wen whose name is impressive and unforgettable.

On the England side, although there are not many famous players in the future, they all come from the youth training echelons of Manchester City, Tottenham and Chelsea.

——This is also understandable. After all, the Premier League has just ended for a week. It is impossible for the FA to send its own star of hope thousands of miles away, just to accompany the Chinese team to improve confidence...

But the loss to the Chinese team still filled the comment area of ​​this news with abusive voices:

"The Chinese team can't even play in the World Cup. Are we inferior to them?"

"The FA is disbanded! Greg (chairman of the FA) is dismissed!"

"China's youth football is progressing rapidly, and the FA is still obsessed with its so-called youth football policy!"

"After losing to China and India, and after losing to India and losing to polar bears and penguins, English football will lose face!"

Seeing these familiar insults, Li Poluo couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

[Don't panic, calm down.

Let the big brother Pineapple express his anger for the little brothers of U18!
I hope the Chinese team will not hate me! 】
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Remarks:

The result of this game is indeed true.

(End of this chapter)