football's number one madman

Chapter 531 Less than 4 goals per game?

The good wishes of Zhang Lu's guidance obviously came to nothing.

Ederson's handball outside the penalty area not only made him end in red, but also left Chelsea with a free kick in a good position.

Since Fabregas and Hazard did not play, Alonso stood at the penalty spot without hesitation. He glanced at Li Polo who was ambushing on the right side of the wall, making the opponent's defensive player mistakenly think that he would pass the ball , and then shoot directly with confidence!
The football brushed Kompany's big bald head and flew over the wall, and then directly hit the corner between the beam and the post and bounced into the net!
Bravo, who had just replaced David Silva when he was in danger, didn't have a trace of heat all over his body at this time, his legs were as heavy as lead, and he didn't respond at all!

2: 0!

Guardiola silently opened a bottle of water, "ton ton ton" was a burst of drinking, as if trying to drown out all the unhappiness in his heart...

[This season... can I only go all out to fight for the Champions League? 】
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The game that followed was indeed reduced to a one-sided show.

When the first half was about to enter injury time, Moses made a sudden forward, which made Manchester City's midfielder jump.

Moses, who dribbled the ball for 20 meters, was about to enter the 30-meter area, but he made a through pass and sent the ball into the penalty area!
Li Polo speeded up in an instant, relying on his explosive power to eat Kompany raw. Although Captain Kong chased after him for 45 minutes, he still had to fart behind his ass!

Fortunately, Li Boluo was eager to make a contribution and didn't have time to adjust the rhythm. This shot didn't even hit the right position, and directly hit the billboard behind the goal, making a muffled sound!
"Made! This is considered an empty door!"

Lee Polo, who missed the golden opportunity, couldn't help cursing.

[Negative emotions from Li Bo Luo, +66! 】

Bravo standing at the near post has a black line:
[What kind of empty door is this?Am I not a human being? 】

[Bravo, +88! 】

But compared to Bravo's little emotion, another Manchester City player is much more miserable.

Kompany, who was chasing Lee Polo just now, pressed his gluteus maximus with one hand, and the sweat on his forehead was clearly visible...

Just one glance at his movements, Guardiola on the sidelines smashed the water bottle in his hand!

Kompany... got hurt again! -
"It's really leaking and it's raining all night!"

Seeing this scene, Zhan Jun shook his head and sighed.

Zhang Lu never said anything about "I won't talk about the outcome until the last moment", and could only laugh:
"Guardiola...or...just play a defensive counterattack!"
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Although he didn't want to play, Otamendi could only accept the arrangement of the head coach and stood in front of Li Polo.

Then... Li Polo responded to Luiz's long pass from the backcourt in stoppage time, overwhelmed Otamendi, bombed with a header, and smashed open the gate of Manchester City!

3: 0!
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Guardiola was already unable to struggle. He chose to compromise in the second half and replaced De Bruyne, who was not physically strong enough, with Fernandinho, who was more defensive. It was a surrender.

Although the rain became heavier in the second half, Chelsea did not stop attacking.

In the 53rd minute, Azpilicueta made a pass from the right, Li Polo headed the ball, and Remy slapped him from the side, and a cold arrow pierced through Bravo's ten fingers!
4: 0!

The stands at the Etihad Stadium are already more than half empty!
In the 68th minute, Remy reciprocated and gave his second assist of the game, making a cross from the left!
Otamendi had a chance to complete the clearance, but at the last moment, he recalled his own goal in the previous game and couldn't help but retract his toes, allowing Li Polo to collide without difficulty. break!
5: 0!

Conte made consecutive substitution adjustments in the 70th minute. Pedro, who was not excited enough overall, was replaced by William, and Alonso, who scored a free kick, was also replaced by Criscito to rest.

As for the last spot, Conte decided to leave it to Li Polo.

Seeing Giroud warming up on the sidelines, Li Polo shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the sky towards his teammates:

"Pass me some more balls!"

William, who just appeared on the field, made a cross without saying anything. Unfortunately, Lee Polo and Stones collided, and neither of them could get the ball...

After all, it was a young man, Stones only lay on the ground for 3 minutes, and returned to the game soon after receiving treatment from the team doctor.

If Kompany accepted Li Polo's impact instead of him, I'm afraid his mind would have burst!

In the 78th minute, Lee Polo finally scored his fourth goal before he was replaced, extending the score to 4:6!

After seeing Li Polo off the field, Guardiola finally felt relieved.

He stood up from his seat, braved the rain and walked to the sidelines, and stretched out his right hand to meet Lee Polo who had just left the field.

Li Poluo didn't expect that he would be treated like this, and for a moment he wondered if the other party had ulterior motives...

Guardiola shook his head bitterly, then patted him on the back instead:
"You won! This game is really a torture for me!"
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"Today's rain disrupted our rhythm a bit. We could have scored a bigger score."

In his post-match press conference, Conte said confidently:
"I can already see the defending champion's trophy beckoning to me!"

No one can refute him, because after this 6:0, Chelsea's lead over Manchester City has expanded to 12 points!
12 points...Although it is not enough for them to win the championship immediately, but according to the winning streak of the Blues this season, winning the championship is almost a certainty!
Unless they lose 9 games in the remaining 4 rounds of the league and fall behind by a large score every game, Manchester City may reverse the comeback!
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Regarding the prospects of the league, Li Poluo didn't have much new ideas, so he directly entered the session of reporters' questions.

A reporter asked him a question with a data sheet:

"As of the end of this game, you have scored a terrifying 92 goals in the Premier League this season. With 9 rounds left in the league, do you have the confidence to break through the 100-goal mark in a single season?"

Li Poluo glanced at him and asked back:
"Can you tell me, what is my goal efficiency per game?"

Although he has played the 29th round, he missed three of them, so the number of appearances is 26 times.

This seemingly unintelligent reporter stayed for three seconds, and realized that his mental arithmetic ability was not much higher than the average level of the British, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and frantically pressed on it:
"92 divided by 26, average... 3.5 goals per game?"

Li Poluo snorted, a little dissatisfied:

"Why don't you even score 4 goals?"

"Did I slip off a cliff?"

The reporters in the audience let out a burst of laughter, and they all dismissed his low-level Versailles without exception.

Then listen to him continue to ask the reporter:
"According to this scoring efficiency of only 3.5 goals per game, if you do the math again, can I break through 100 goals?"

The reporter subconsciously pressed two more buttons on the phone:
"3.5"*9=31.5...

If Li Polo can maintain this efficiency, he may reach 120 goals after the season!
Now, the only one who can stop him... is Conte!
(End of this chapter)