football's number one madman

Chapter 282 I want a beauty technician!
In the 72nd minute, Valencia made substitution adjustments.

Lee Polo was a little surprised to see his own number on the electronic card in the fourth official's hand.

Only then did he realize that he hadn't opened his scoring account for this game!

The first goal was a self-made penalty kick and Parejo hit it, the second goal was a header that was missed by Cancelo, and the third goal was a shot that hit the post and was missed by Rodrigo...

For these three goals, Li Polo obviously participated in the whole process and made great contributions, but he has nothing to do with him in the technical statistics!

No goals, no assists!
[I don't want to end! 】

[Give me another 5 minutes, pass me a few more high-altitude balls, and I'll definitely score! 】

As a mature professional player, Li Poluo could only suppress the dissatisfaction in his heart, dragged his heavy legs, and walked to the sidelines in small steps.

His fighting spirit is still strong, and his spirit is still high, but his body does feel tired.

So far this season, except for the match against the newly promoted team in the 5th round, Lee Polo has participated in all matches, and the range of activities in this match is unprecedentedly large. Although he only played 72 minutes, his The running distance has exceeded 13000 meters!
On the other hand, for some cosmic superstars, running 90 meters in 8000 minutes is already an amazing record!

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【ding~~】

Although he left early, Li Polo still received a system prompt:
【Defense: 80→81】

【Physique: 85→86】

【Pass: 36→37】

After looking at the last item, he couldn't help complaining:
"I don't want to pass the ball! I just want to score goals!"

"And... I didn't get any assists either!"
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After accepting the coaching staff's arrangement, Li Polo high-fived Figuri, who replaced him, and said:
"Their defense line is about to collapse, you just rush!"

Figuri grinned wide, and laughed knowingly:

"This kind of thing is really too simple!"

With the efforts of Li Polo, Cancelo, and Rodrigo, whether it is Otamendi, Stones, Kolarov or Sabaletta, everyone has a yellow card on their backs!
What happened next was really simple. Li Polo had just put on a coat and took a sip of the club's special drink when he saw Schweinsteiger send a scalpel-like exquisite pass in the midfield. , directly tore through Manchester City's entire line of defense!

Although he only played for Manchester United for a short time, Lao Zhu also inspired his full ability against Manchester City!
Figuri kicked the accelerator to the bottom!
As a last resort, Otamendi could only sacrifice himself and bring down Fei Tianwang!
Two yellows turn into one red, penalty kick!
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"Spain is at odds with me..."

Guardiola on the sidelines rarely lost control of his emotions and kicked a bottle of mineral water 720 degrees.

Arteta spread his hands helplessly, but didn't know what to do.

Although the opponent's strongest trump card has already ended, he has already beaten Manchester City's defense to a trace of blood before leaving the field, and any change of pigs can open a big hole!
Mina, who was sitting on the bench, was so envious that his eyes were turning red:
"It's okay to change me!"
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Parejo still didn't waste the opportunity and made a steady volley, extending the score to 4:1.

Guardiola had to remove Aguero and replace the old captain Kompany to stabilize the defense.

His intention for this substitution was very clear.

Tired, don't want to attack anymore!
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"Polo, let's go!"

Gary Neville straightened his tie, tilted his head towards the No. 9 player, and signaled him to follow him to the press conference.

Unexpectedly, Li Poluo didn't intend to get up at all, but just lay listlessly on the recliner:
"Let the others go, I'm tired."

Neville smiled silently, and raised his chin to the chief team doctor Albers:

"Give him a set of muscle relaxation, don't tire out our little one!"

Lee Polo turned around:
"I don't want you guys who pick your feet to massage, I want a masseuse!"

[Negative emotions from Albers, +4! 】

Zakaria nodded and took out his mobile phone:

"I recorded it, next time you have a video with Lisanna, I can play it for her!"

Li Poluo immediately sat up:
"Gary, I suggest that some players be released to the reserve team tomorrow, so that he can endure the beatings of society!"

Zakaria immediately smashed his phone!

"Brother Li, let me contact you with a fair, beautiful, long-legged, gentle and hot masseuse! Is 2 enough? If not, 10!"
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After beating Manchester City 4:1, Valencia won all four games and qualified for the knockout round of the Champions League 2 rounds ahead of schedule, and became the first team in all groups to qualify.

After all, in the same round, many strong teams performed mediocrely.

such as:

Juventus was tied 1:1 by Lyon.

Arsenal beat the little-known Ludogorets in a thrilling 3-2 away game.

Champions League defending champion Real Madrid was tied 3:3 by the even less famous Legia Warsaw.

A certain army, which is an expensive seeded team, was defeated by the fourth-tier team Borussia 1:0.

And Barcelona was even worse. They lost their troops and lost their lineup, and they were beaten 2:0 by Tottenham at White Hart Lane!

Li Polo, who was sitting at home waiting for Zakaria to arrange a technician, received negative emotions from Enrique and Barcelona players almost all night...

In the Valencia group, Bayer Leverkusen, who had been performing poorly in the previous three rounds, suddenly ushered in an explosion today. They defeated Monaco, who was second in the group, 3-0 at home and won three precious points for themselves. integral.

Then everyone looked at the standings and fell silent.

Valencia: 4 wins, 12 points, 15 goals and 4 losses
曼城：1胜1平2负，4分，进6失10
勒沃库森：1胜1平2负，4分，进5失9
摩纳哥：1胜1平2负，4分，进5失8
The "pharmaceutical factory", which was originally considered to be eliminated, ushered in the light of hope after this battle!
Blue Moon, who was initially considered to be able to compete with Valencia for the top spot in the group, had to face the most unwilling ending.

Those who want to advance to the knockout round must do their best in the next two rounds!
Even if they can win, Leverkusen and Monaco will make Blue Moon take off a layer of skin!

But now, their offensive core De Bruyne is injured, the defensive core Otamendi is suspended with a red card, and the next round is going to the home court of the German team!
The home ground of the German team... is never easy to play!
Before Leverkusen's media had time to build momentum, England was already in an uproar:
"A good deck of cards is badly played! Melon Bald is at the end of the road!"

"The pass-and-control style of play is not suitable for Manchester City at all!"

"Offensive constipation, conceding the first goal, this is the demeanor of a champion coach?"

"As long as Aguero is used in the third round, we will not have no chance at all!"

"Go away! We miss Pellegrini!"

And the culprit of all this is to ask the head coach for leave in advance after playing Manchester City:
"The next league game, I want to rest."

Big Neville froze for a moment, but quickly reacted:
"Southgate has called you, hasn't he?"

As the former captain of the national team, Ouchi can only express his appreciation for the players' devotion to the country:
"After playing Celta, I will give you a holiday as soon as possible, so you can't wait so much?"

Although known as the European dragon team, the Three Lions seldom suspend club competitions in order to prepare for international competitions, not to mention... Valencia is not yet an English team!

Therefore, Neville does not approve of Li Polo giving up the club's game in order to make his debut in the national team, which will make the player fall into unnecessary criticism.

But Li Poluo shrugged his shoulders and said dismissively:
"To play Scotland, do I still need to prepare in advance?"

Great Neville is even stranger:

"Then you still have to ask for leave for four days in advance?"

Li Poluo rubbed the stubble on his chin:
"My dear girlfriend, it's my birthday on the day of the game. I'm sure I won't be able to make it after the game!"

Big Neville's eyes widened, trying to control his emotions.

Then he pointed to the door of the locker room:

"Go back to England!"

"If you don't perform well in the national team competition, be careful and I will use you as an example!"

[Negative sentiment from Gary Neville, +99! 】

(End of this chapter)