football's number one madman

Chapter 248 The way you try to defend is too embarrassing!

【ding~】

After cooperating with his teammates to complete the task of blocking Messi, Li Poluo heard a prompt:

[Defense: 79 → 80! 】

Looking at the newly improved defensive ability, he shook his head indifferently.

[Ham, I am a super striker who can score goals like crazy, why do I need such a strong defensive ability? 】

Van Dyke and Mustafi wiped the sweat off their heads, and looked at him in unison:
"Come on, let's grab the header!"

Li Poluo nodded, but just as he took one leg, he heard a notification sound again:

【ding~
鹰眼已升级至Lv.4，当前总经验2001/5000。冷却时间：5分钟→3分钟。】

He shrugged:

[I just used it once, unless the CD time is shortened to 1 minute, there is no chance to use it at all! 】
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Rodrigo held the football and placed it in the corner flag area on the left.

After a brief inspection, the lineman stepped aside and gestured to Manzano, the main dish, through the headset:

"Free throws allowed."

Manzano nodded, glanced at the front of the restricted area again, and couldn't help frowning.

Pique and Busquets were pulling Li Polo's left and right arms from left to right, and Busquets even hung directly on each other's body!
Manzano couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but waved to them:

"Hey, keep your distance!"

Only then did Busquets reluctantly jump off Li Polo, but just as Manzano turned around, he turned into an octopus again.

In addition to the close physical contact, the man's tall waist also kept making teasing words:
"Hey, handsome boy, can you resist me?"

Looking at Busquets who was desperately trying to prevent himself from scrambling for the header, Li Polo was not only not angry at all, but felt a little joyful.

He leaned close to the other side's ear, smiled and said:

"The way you try to defend is too embarrassing!"

Busquets was stunned for a moment, looking at Li Boluo's half-smiling expression, he subconsciously wanted to push the devil's face away, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he heard the voice in his ear instantly increase by an octave!

"what!"

There was a tingling pain in Busquez's eardrums, and the movement of his hands stopped for a moment.

Lee Polo flung himself free from his restraints!

He didn't fight for the cross kicked by Rodrygo, but rolled directly in the penalty area!

"referee!"

"referee!!"

"Judgment~~judgment~~~"

Mustafi, DePaul, and Figuri who were also crowded in the crowd all yelled!
Even Van Dijk, who hadn't learned Spanish yet, rushed towards the referee not to be outdone!

Manzano walked over with his brows furrowed. He looked at Li Polo who was lying on the ground panting continuously, and then at Busquets who was standing there, but he had almost confirmed the truth of the matter.

Then he turned to the "criminal" and said sharply:

"I warned you!"

Busquets covered his "buzzing" ears:

"What do you say?"

Manzano's face became even uglier:

"Are you pretending to be a fool here?!"

Without any hesitation, he directly took out a yellow card and pointed to the 12 yard point at the same time:

"Foul in the restricted area, ignore the referee! I only give you a yellow card, you should be grateful that this is your home field!"

The bewildered Busquets finally let go of his hands covering his ears:
"What did I do?"

"It was he who flopped!"

"you……"

Manzano smiled coldly:
"Can you hear me again now?"

[Busquets, +256! 】
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"Penalty?!"

Shen Fangjian lifted his spirits:
"Barcelona has reached a desperate situation! They are already two goals behind, and they were sentenced to death in stoppage time!"

Jia Tianning blushed even more:
"In order to prevent Li Polo from competing for the header, Barcelona has done everything possible!"

"Look at the slow-motion replay! Look at Busquets and Pique, they want to treat Lee Polo like a meat sandwich!"

"..."

Seeing the process of Li Poluo's fall, the careful Jia Tianning was silent for a while, and then immediately got into the mood:
"Busquets is a badass, after pulling Li Polo down, he even raised his hands immediately, trying to deceive the referee that he didn't do it!"

"Fortunately, today's referee is the world-renowned whistler Manzano, otherwise he might be fooled by his acting skills!"

Just as he was about to drink his saliva, he regained his energy:
"Eh? This penalty kick... Lee Polo wants to take the penalty himself?"
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The penalty order in the Valencia team has always been clear. After Paco left, captain Parejo was the first penalty shooter, followed by Rodrygo, DePaulo, Perez, Feguli, Cancelo...

Although Li Poluo practiced hard for a period of time last season and his shooting skills have also been greatly improved, it has only increased from the initial 23 to the current 37 - a surge of 60%!

If he hadn't proposed it on his own initiative, it would have been impossible to give him a penalty kick anyway!
"Are you sure you will kick yourself?"

Parejo confirmed again and again, and looked at the coaching team on the sidelines.

Gary Neville, Phil Neville, and Worrow were all stunned.

Ouchi scratched his cheek:
"This guy will really cause trouble for me!"

He has played professional football all his life, and of course he has seen teammates competing for penalty kicks, such as Ronaldo and Rooney in the past, Messi and Neymar later, and Neymar and Cavani...

But, that's also a matter between the first penalty shooter and the second penalty shooter!
You Li Polo, the scorers in the Valencia team are not ranked in the top ten, who can let you play penalties?
——The shooting technique here is just a pure comparison of the accuracy of shooting with feet, and headers are still not included.

The opinions of the two teaching assistants are surprisingly consistent:
"Ham, let that guy kick!"

"Anyway, he tricked him into getting a penalty kick!"

"Even if you don't score, it won't do any harm to that bastard's heart!"

After hearing the opinions of the assistants, Ouchi was a little speechless, but still gestured an "OK" gesture to the players on the field, expressing his agreement to temporarily change the penalty shooter.

After getting permission, Parejo stepped aside and confessed before leaving:
"Don't pursue any absolute dead ends, you just have to hit the door hard!"

[Pursuing blind spots, that's not something you, an amateur super striker, can do! 】

Li Poluo patted his chest, full of confidence:
"You have to trust a super striker who scored 47 goals in a single season!"

Parejo ignored him, but greeted the fastest Figuri:

"Ready to shoot at any time!"

Li Poluo looked at the captain resentfully:
【You still don't trust me! 】
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"Shh~~~"

The sky above Camp Nou was once again filled with boos.

This is the last stubbornness of Barcelona fans.

Even if there is only a 1% possibility, they still want to interfere with the bastard who took the penalty kick!
In the boos all over the sky, not only was Lee Polo not affected in any way, but he looked around with a playful smile and waved to the fans of the home team.

[Negative sentiment from Camp Nou fans, +1024! 】
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Bravo, who was standing in front of the door, seemed to be as stable as an old dog, but actually panicked inside.

[Lee Polo is going to take a penalty kick? 】

[How many penalties has he had in his career?How many scored?What pose do you like?Which position are you used to playing? 】

[What kind of bullshit coaching team, didn't give me any information! 】

[Go to Manchester City, Guardiola is the professional! 】

Seeing Li Polo swinging his right foot confidently, Bravo closed his eyes and jumped to the left!
[Let's resign ourselves to fate! 】

Bravo makes his final Barcelona kick!
He didn't jump!
Li Poluo didn't kick any angle at all, a heavy cannon directly hit the middle!
"Oh!"

The boos at the Camp Nou disappeared completely at this moment.

The huge portrait of Li Polo kneeling in front of Messi and begging for mercy was quietly hidden at some point!

"3:0!"

Shen Fangjian raised his arms and shouted:
"Lee Polo scored twice! He kicked Barcelona off the cliff!"

Hall Master Jia praised this penalty kick from a historical perspective:
"The epee has no edge! It's so clever that it doesn't work! Li Polo didn't pursue any fancy skills, but chose to return to the basics!"

"This is football in its purest form!"

He was just about to brew up his emotions again when he was attracted by the broadcast screen again:
"Hey? How is he going to celebrate?"

I saw Li Poluo taking off his jersey while rushing towards the main stand, and then... he picked an area where the red and blue were the most concentrated, and raised his jersey with both hands!
"There"

"9"

There was 3 seconds of silence over Camp Nou.

It's the calm before the storm!

Three seconds later, the entire Camp Nou was completely detonated by him!

[Negative sentiment from Camp Nou fans, +95678! 】

Listening to the reminder sound coming from the back of his mind, Li Poluo laughed.

He laughed unscrupulously, completely ignoring the yellow card raised by the referee Manzano behind him.

He even wanted to sing a song at Camp Nou:

"Listen, thank you,

Because of you, the four seasons are warmed up!

thank you thank you for having you
The world is more beautiful~~~”

This song is not only for Busquets, but also for the entire Camp Nou!

(End of this chapter)