football's number one madman

Chapter 217 If you love him, you must blow him up!
Real Madrid players and fans are in mixed moods right now.

It was originally a refreshing pleasure to be able to overtake Barcelona at the Nou Camp, but they were very unhappy when they thought that they directly helped Valencia secure the first place in the league.

After all... In the first half of the league, when the Galaxy Battleship was a guest at Mestalla, the hospitable Bat Corps showed no mercy.

Parejo, Figuli, Paco, Alves and others even posted their thanks to Real Madrid on social platforms: .
"Hala, Madrid!"

"Viva, Benzema!"

"Thanks to Real Madrid for the hot three-pointer!"

Of course Li Polo would not miss this opportunity, he sent his blessings to Real Madrid:

"I sincerely hope that Real Madrid will successfully retain the fourth place in the league!"

After this "blessing" was sent, in just 24 hours, he received more than 10000 negative emotions!
Lee Polo was suddenly enlightened!
[I knew that sending blessings would increase my experience, so what's the point of this! 】

[Swipe Twitter and INS every day, can't you be crazy about experience? 】

Then he opened his social media and found that his private messages had been exploded again!

He only glanced at it, then quickly closed the page...

He only sent a message of blessing to Real Madrid, and received tens of thousands of warm greetings from Real Madrid fans!
As for the "blessing", it has long been completely occupied by Real Madrid fans. As long as there are fans who dare to stand up, they will be sprayed to the point that they can't take care of themselves!

Seeing that his account with just over 1000 million fans has become a battlefield, Li Poluo had to use his trump card:

Temporarily turning off comments...

Now the extreme fans of Real Madrid can only stare blankly, and then reconcile with themselves and comfort themselves:
"Even if Valencia wins the championship, it is [-] times better than Barcelona!"

"We, Real Madrid, can also determine the existence of a champion by stamping our feet!"
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The online debate was just a small episode, and Li Poluo did not dare to waste too much energy.

Because after defeating Las Palmas, Valencia will immediately start preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League.

There are only three days between the two games, and there is not much time left for the Bat Corps.

"According to the schedule, we will play at home first, um...it's okay."

In the tactical analysis class, assistant coach Rui Pedro first introduced the situation:
"Real Madrid have just finished playing Barcelona. Although they are exhausted, their confidence is at its peak. We have also experienced a long-distance flight of more than 6000 kilometers. The players are physically and mentally exhausted, so in this regard, it is about [-]-[-]."

Phil Neville glanced at the list of players in his hand:

"DePaul has basically recovered and should be able to catch up with the game three days later, but Gaya and Cancelo will definitely not be able to play."

Volo was concerned about his reserve team:
"If it really doesn't work, I will transfer two people from the reserve team?"

Nuno waved his hand, motioning for everyone to quiet down and listen to him:
"I don't want to say too much, that's never been my style. You should all know the characteristics of Real Madrid, Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, Ramos. S, Marcelo, Pepe, Carvajal, Keylor Navas... Look, I almost read their starting XI!"

Seeing that the players did not show any timidity or nervousness after hearing the names of these superstars, Nuno nodded slightly, expressing his relief:

"Three months ago, we beat them once at home, now, it's time to beat them for the second time!"
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"We can beat them once, we can beat them twice, three times!"

In his pre-match press conference on April 4, Nuno Santo repeated his attitude.

Real Madrid's new coach Zidane is very relaxed:
"We all know that Valencia have been strong this season, they are 14 points ahead of us in the table.

But we also know that two of their main full-backs are unable to play due to injuries, and our chances are great. "

The bald man has a calm demeanor:
"I have a showdown, Ronaldo and Bale will launch the most violent attacks on the two sides, and we have Marcelo and Danilo who are also good at attacking, I just want to see, the two Valencia Substitute full-back, can you withstand our offensive like a storm!"

Barragan and Orban, who were watching the live broadcast in their hometown, couldn't help but tighten their legs.

Then they saw a lot of curses from the "Valencia players group":
Figuri: "You bald man, don't be too crazy!"

Zakaria: "Brother Fei, you are also bald..."

Parejo: "Brothers, beat Real Madrid with me tomorrow!"

Lee Polo: "Brothers, don't be afraid! I'll wipe your ass!"

Zakaria: "Dude, aren't you giving an interview? Why are you still thinking?"

Li Poluo: "It's not time for me to perform yet! This bearded guy doesn't know how to spray people at all! I'm about to fall asleep."

Zakaria: "Screenshot forwarded to Mr. Nuno Santo..."

[System prompt: Zakaria has been kicked out of the group chat by administrator Parejo]

Figuri: "Nice job, Captain!"

Tropi: "I moved up another place in midfield"

Barbosa: "+1"

Lee Polo: "+1"

Parejo: "You step on the horse as a defender, and you can play as a forward at most!"

Li Polo: "I can also play as a defensive midfielder! If you don't believe me, let me try defending against Modric alone."

[System prompt: Zakaria joins the group chat]

Fuego: "Brother, please do me a favor, don't come to snatch my job! I will retire after two years of playing! Let me earn some money for my daughter's milk powder!"

Zakaria: "Don't think I don't know, your daughter is 8 years old, what kind of milk powder does she still eat?"

Fuego: "Convex (フラップ)"

Parejo: "...how about I kick him out again?"

Zakaria: "Where is Polo? Why is he silent?"

Lee Polo: "I'll teach you how to speak in a while, now it's time for me to pretend!"
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A reporter stood up:
"Hi, I'm a reporter from Marca. Four days ago, Real Madrid defeated Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Now the momentum is in full swing, but your remarks after the game caused a wave. More than 100 million fans thought you were against Barcelona. What do you think about the lack of respect in Spanish football?"

Li Poluo answered casually while lowering his head and pressing the phone:
"I don't know how they came up with the idea that I don't respect it, I love Real Madrid, my idol is Ronaldo, so when I see Real Madrid against me, there's a lot of power in my body, I I can't wait to blow them up in minutes!"

"If you love him, you must blow him up!"

The reporter froze for a moment, then continued to ask questions:

"In the first round of the league, Valencia defeated Real Madrid 3:1. You scored a goal in that game and performed well. What do you expect for this game?"

Li Poluo continued to swim, without even raising his head:
"Last time we kicked Benitez out of class, this time I hope to kick Zidane out of class too!"

"Huh~~"

The entire audience of the media gave out a burst of excited exclamation!

Zidane next to him turned black!

[Why does this kid have no education at all? 】

[Negative sentiment from Zinedine Zidane, +88! 】

The reporter finally couldn't help it:
"Why do you keep your head down? Didn't your mother tell you that you should look in the eye when you talk to someone?"

Li Poluo put down his phone, and showed him a sarcastic smile:

"I'm sorry, I'm an orphan."

"There are so many players who are more polite than me, why didn't you see you report their hard work and sweat?"

"If you want to take advantage of Lao Tzu's popularity and make a lot of money, don't dislike your ugly eating!"

"Wow~~"

The entire press hall was once again noisy.

The Marca reporter trembled with anger, but could not refute.

Because their own newspaper is dedicated to concocting hot spots and fabricating news for stars as its main selling point!
Reporting on ordinary players who train hard and play hard?
I'm afraid their newspapers won't even get in the toilet!

[Although we are shameless, and people all over the world know that we are shameless, but... how can you say it! 】

[Negative sentiment from Marca reporter, +666]

(End of this chapter)