Chapter 626
Luo Xuan lurks in the darkness, lying quietly on the courtyard wall made of rubble.

Then he looked carefully at the six guys in front of him, who were almost at the exit of the alley and under the street lamp.

"Bang -" sound!
The second strong man who was planning to hold back before, suddenly bumped into the back gable wall of the nearby cave while walking, "Oh, it hurts!"

"Why are you walking?"

The team leader complained, "This road is rubbish, be careful."

[In Saibei dialect: When the road is wet and slippery, it is called rubbing. ]
Er Qiang replied: "I have already walked very carefully. Whoever wanted to know, why did he turn to the side. He was so cruel."

Previously, the second strong man used both hands to walk by pulling his trouser legs to prevent the trousers from being wetted by the melted snow.

Now there is a big green bump on his forehead.

The second strong, who was in pain, covered his forehead with one hand.

Use the remaining hand to walk while pulling on the bottom of the thigh and the two trouser legs.

As a result,
His walking posture is a bit weird, and his walking is more difficult and slower
A member of the 'Anti-private Squad' asked his companions as he walked, "Hey Zhang Yong, you were the first to jump into the wall just now. In that cave, is there a mother-in-law wiping her body? Hee hee."

"Yes, but it's a pity that I can't see it clearly, alas."

The unlucky guy named Zhang Yong replied, "Do you want to go and see?"

"Wow, really?"

In addition to the team leader, there is also that Zhang Yong.

The other team members laughed and joked wretchedly, "Let's go and have a look."

The second joke is over.

Suddenly came back to his senses, "Don't listen to Zhang Yong's two-ball bragging. That educated youth is standing at the door of the cave, can Zhang Yong see a request?"

The other team members thought: That's right, that educated youth ran outside the room and stood there in order to avoid suspicion.

Zhang Yong jumped into the yard, how could he see that the woman in the house wiped her body?

This time!
Everyone is unhappy: I didn't get any money from this trip, and I didn't say anything about my work performance.

Now, Ta Ma even made up an interesting topic?

"Go! Let's go back."

The second strongman stopped, "I can see clearly that Zhan Yuejin really led a group of people home. Now let's go over and make sure to catch one."

"Bam—"

"Oh, hiss. I said!"

Er Qiang hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly bumped into the electric pole!
He only heard a "bang", and he gasped in pain: "Oh, my mother!"

The team leader was taken aback, "Why are the two strong men walking? The ball is so weird, if you don't go on a good road, you have to go and carry it with a pole?"

"Hiss! It hurts, hurts, hurts"

Er Qiang kept complaining, "How do you know? You walked well, but suddenly you didn't know what was going on, your mind was in a mess, and you bumped into it with a 'bang', oh, it hurts me to death!"

The other team members also laughed, and they were all very happy.
These guys are actually not organized.

They all belong to the street office and were recruited temporarily.Only the team leader, he is the regular staff of the street office.

Since they do not belong to the real public family, the subsidy given to them by the street office is very limited.
There is a lot of running and heavy work.

Then these guys will naturally find a way to get something from other places, so as to make up for their hard work.

then,

The Frog Market in Suimi City and those undisclosed private guest houses have become places where the anti-selfish forces often go to "check".

Even when there is a snowstorm, there is a big traffic jam on the national highway.

There are some members of the production team in the local area, and they will bake some cakes and carry a pot of boiling water.

These commune members walked along the national highway, earning a few cents, 3 cents and 2 cents pocket money by providing some food and hot water to the drivers.

Even this kind of business transaction is subject to the management of the 'anti-private team'
One can imagine:

Others braved the wind and snow for several or ten miles.

Fill the driver with a kettle of boiling water and charge 3 cents.It costs only 1 cents to sell a Zamian pancake.

As a result, if you encounter these guys unfortunately, the consequences
Cut off the lean meat from the legs of egrets, and scrape the oil and water from the stomachs of flies.

No. [-] was inexplicably bumped into the electric pole.

The members of the anti-private team didn't think it was particularly strange.

Because the snowflakes on snowy days melt and turn into ice, making the roads slippery.

So I occasionally stumble or stagger while walking.

This is not unusual.

But something strange happened soon:
At the very beginning, Luo Xuan was pressed into the muddy water, saying that he was the Gadfly guy who came to watch women wipe their bodies.

He had just finished making a joke about Er Qiang crashing into a telephone pole.

I only heard a "bang"!
He himself... even bumped into it! !

"Ouch!"

Covering his forehead, tears flowed down from the painful guy, "It hurts so much! His forehead da da hiss, woo woo hit a ghost!"

"Hahaha--"

The other team members were overjoyed, squatting on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up.

"Quack quack-"

One of the team members even laughed out loud and called a duck.
"Hahaha, Sandan, you are the boss!"

At this moment, the team leader couldn't help laughing out loud, "Usually you and the second-ranked two always have to look at each other and compare each other.

Did you see that the second strongest man hit a telephone pole just now, but he didn't hit hard enough?

You fucking!Just want to give him a tough one?

Hahaha. What do you think is worse than you?Even bumping into a telephone pole has to compete with the second best. "

Sandan, who hit the electric pole, covered his forehead and cried, "Oh, captain, don't laugh at me! Now my head is buzzing, it hurts me to death."

Another team member stood up, ready to step forward to help Sandan.

He is standing on the left side of the alley, and the telephone pole is on the right.

It stands to reason that under such circumstances, this anti-private team member should not be able to hit the electric pole, right?

But things in the world, many times they just happen to be unreasonable!

"Bam—"

I saw this team member just took two steps, but his feet slipped inexplicably.
Then the whole person sprinted forward!Then there was a "bang"!
Hit hard on the electric pole.

When he bumped,
It is even more precise and ruthless than the previous two and three deniers!

"Gudong-"

He rolled his eyes immediately.

After dancing the 'hot foot dance' in the snow for a while, he fell to the ground with a "gudong".
"Wenqiang, what's wrong with you?"

The team leader was shocked!

Taking advantage of that teammate named Wen Qiang, he was still staggering and circling in circles.

It seemed that he was about to fall, but before he really fell, the team leader rushed over and stretched out his hand to help him
The leader is like an arrow,

Seeing his hand, he is about to help his teammates
Next

It should enter: If there are no accidents, then there should be accidents:
"Bam—"

as predicted!

The team leader also slipped under his feet,

I don't know why he didn't fall to the left, nor did he fall to the right.

But it hit the target impartially: that unlucky telegraph pole.

tonight,

This telegraph pole made of wood has been tested one after another with iron heads to test its firmness
"Bam—"

Telephone poles wobbled, and the team leader was dizzy.

The other team members were dumbfounded!
Now, the big guy couldn't laugh at all: Why are you so wicked?

If the first person bumped into a utility pole, it was because he didn't pay attention when walking.

The second person bumped into the electric pole, so it can be said that he was careless, because his foot slipped, and he accidentally bumped into it.
But what about the third one?

What about the fourth?

Can this be explained by being careless or careless? !

A team member's lips trembled, "Is there a ghost hitting the wall?"

Another team member sifted chaff all over his body: "A ghost hit the wall?"

The two looked at each other.

Then stood up, and Qi Qi shouted, "My God, please bless me!"
Then run away! !
"Bam—"

another guy
Sure enough, I used my head again to compare the hardness with the electric pole.

The last guy, no matter how stupid he is, he knows he has to run away from that telegraph pole.

After all, my teammates in front of me have already had a great time bumping into each other.

"Bam—"

In the end, this guy didn't hit the electric pole.

Unfortunately,
On top of the stone fence he was clinging to, there was a patch of stone used for tiles.

At this time, I don't know why, and it fell off inexplicably.
Coincidentally, it happened to hit the head of this unlucky guy.

"Puff" all of a sudden, very fast!

In an instant, this anti-private team member was beaten unconscious
"Puff, puff—"

Er Qiang, San Dan, Wen Qiang and others all knelt in the snow and mud.

Putting their hands together, they all murmured, "God, god bless, please show mercy to this old man, and drive away this wall-hitting ghost!

Tomorrow, I must bring chicken, apples, money paper candle incense, gold ingots and silver coins. Come to thank the gods, old man."

"Ouch—"

The team leader covered his head and slowly struggled to stand up from the mud.

Then he yelled at the crowd kneeling in the muddy water, "Get up! How can we engage in feudal superstition? At least, you can't do it in front of others, right?"

People in Saibei respect ghosts and gods very much.

It is no exaggeration to say that there is a small temple in at least three or five villages.

As for what kind of divine mansion is enshrined inside, it is really unclear.

Everyone is just habitual, respecting it as a god.

Whenever there is any wedding or funeral in the family, even if it is a headache, or there are many troubles in daily life.
People in this area like to go to the small temple to ask the gods.

I saw all the team members kneeling in the mud.

Hearing the captain's scolding, they didn't get up.

Er Qiang raised his head and asked, "Captain, don't you think this place is very evil?"

Sandan swallowed hard, "Captain, don't be stubborn, I know you believe in this too. It's not ashamed to worship God."

The captain turned his head slowly and looked in the direction of Zhan Yuejin's house.

He muttered to himself, "Do you remember that you were in the little guy's yard earlier. Did that educated youth say that we would encounter something if we did too much?"

"Remember!"

Unanimously said, "Oh my god, it came so fast?!"

"go!"

The captain looked solemn, "In the future, you all do things with restraint with me! Keep your hands and feet clean, and don't engage in those crooked ways."

The team members replied in unison, "Don't dare, don't dare."

Then the six team members supported each other, and slowly left in fear
"boom--"

The light bulb hanging on the pole suddenly exploded!

"Run!"

"Oh my mother, run away! It's scary to death."

The team members were shocked, yelling strangely, and fled far away.

Luo Xuan went back to the house.

At this time, there was still a lot of smoke in the cave dwelling.

Luo Xuan pinched his nose and frowned, "Hurry up and open the window to get some fresh air, it will kill you."

The little girl trembled and said, "You can't open the window! Once you open it, others will see that there are lights in our house. I'm afraid those officials will come to cause trouble."

Luo Xuan smiled slightly, "Don't worry, they've already left. They've been here once, they won't come a second time, don't worry."

Zhan Yuejin opened the window, and a gust of cold wind rushed in
A woman who came to lodge bent down and started to light the fire by herself, "I have to make a fire and burn the kang quickly, or I will freeze to death."

Wait until Luo Xuan sits back on the edge of the Kang.

Zhang Xiaoli posted it up and asked softly, "Just now, I heard you yelling outside. It feels like you deliberately made things big?"

"I know you won't make trouble for no reason. And once it gets big, you must have figured out how to solve it."

Zhang Xiaoli asked in a low voice, "I'm just curious: how will it end then?"

Luo Xuan nodded,
Then he shook his head again, "At first, I pretended to make a big fuss over a small matter to scare them.

If these people are really persistent and insist on coming in to check the situation, then I will really make things bigger and bigger!

At that time, people from the neighbors all ran over.

You rush out again and insist that that guy is playing gadfly. Believe it or not, those neighbors can beat him half to death with sticks? "

Luo Xuan sighed, "There are so many people talking about it, he can't explain it clearly.

When the time comes, take him to the county government again!Who cares about what to say, the matter of staying overnight with tourists privately? "

Zhang Xiaoli asked, "Actually, you can pay me a little money and settle this matter quietly.

I still don't get it, why are you doing this? "

Luo Xuan pouted at the little girl who was helping to light the fire, "Don't you think this little sister looks like a person?"

"Little grass?"

Zhang Xiaoli's eyes widened, "It's a bit similar. It's just that this little sister is much thinner than Xiaocao. But her eyes are very similar to Xiaocao, they are so pure and transparent."

Luo Xuan nodded, "The life of this family is really difficult. Living in the county town, they are reluctant to install an electric light. Sigh."

After Zhang Xiaoli and Luo Xuan went to the southwest border to jump in the queue and came back.

Today, she has obviously become much more mature and considers things more comprehensively.

I only heard Zhang Xiaoli ask full of worry, "Tonight, nothing happened. But after we leave, what should the little girl and the others do if they encounter this situation again?"

Luo Xuan shook his head, "There is no future. I can assure you: Those guys can go to anyone, but they will never come here."

When Zhang Xiaoli heard what Luo Xuan said, she immediately felt relieved: Zhang Xiaoli believed 1% of what Luo Xuan said.

There is no reason.

just believe
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