Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space
Chapter 613 More and more fun
Chapter 613 More and more fun
Now Cao Zigao finally started to enter the role.
I saw that the more he spoke, the more emotional and fluent he spoke, "Behind Luo Xuan, a little wild boar was tied with a rope.
At that time, he insisted on pointing at the little wild boar and saying it was a weasel!Tell me about this Luo Xuan, is he just talking nonsense? "
Cao Zigao's face,
A wave of anger emerged, "I remember very clearly. At that time, there was also a little wolf cub lying on the wild boar's body!"
Director Peng turned his head sideways,
Leaning closer to the person next to him, the small leader in the city whispered in his ear, "Leader Wang, it is said that you also have a background in animal husbandry.
Little wolf cub, can lie on the wild boar's back, and then the two guys will live in peace? "
Leader Wang shook his head, "It's absolutely impossible! One pig, two bears and three tigers.
The wild boar has a bad temper and a fierce temperament.
Even if the wolf is full, it does not want to hunt anymore.It is also impossible for wild boars to let wild wolves get close to them. "
Cao Zigao on the podium,
He was still talking about his personal experience, "At that time, I asked Luo Xuan to kill those two wild wolf cubs quickly!
In order not to recruit the wild wolves in Heisonggou.Guess what Luo Xuan said at the time? "
It's quiet down there
What Cao Zigao said is outrageous!
It's outrageous fucking, open the door for outrageous: outrageous is home! !
these things,
It has far exceeded the limit of human cognition.
Now Cao Zigao actually asked, let everyone guess what Luo Xuan said at that time?
On a horse!
Who can answer his wicked question? !
Cao Zigao raised his voice, "Do you know? At that time, Luo Xuan said that those two wild wolf cubs were his rabbits!"
"In my life, I've seen a lot of gossiping guys, so let's say that in our production team, that Ye Ziwen, he's a liar who runs the train with his mouth full."
Seeing this, Yu Guijun next to him,
Quickly cough twice, "cough cough cough——"
This time, Cao Zigao finally understood Yu Guijun's meaning accurately.
So he went on to state the matter, "At that time, Luo Xuan stretched out his hand and patted the head of the wild wolf cub, saying that the rabbit he raised was really good?!
At that time, I couldn't help but yelled at him!
In the end, I don't know why, a wooden stick hit me on the head with a 'touch' sound!Oops, it hurts to death. "
Now Cao Zigao,
He really got into character completely.
In order to make my performance more realistic.
He also clutched his forehead affectionately, and stepped back a few steps.
Then he continued, "I was beaten at that time! The sky is full of stars! The chirping of sparrows can be heard all over my ears."
Yu Guijun sighed, "What happened next?"
"later?"
Cao Zigao burst into tears, "Later...later my baby was gone! Woohoo, I'm so miserable!"
"It's him, it's him! Luo Xuan did this!!"
The hatred of castration is no small matter.
Cao Zigao, who was already enraged, didn't care about it at this time, pointing at Luo Xuan and yelling, "He ruined my body, my body hurts, and my heart hurts me so much! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Between Bashu men,
Sometimes, when fierce conflicts arise.
He would bet on the other party with a word: Do you dare to bite me β?
This all means to raise energy and get angry.
It is equivalent to the sentence in the north: what are you looking at?
Or what do you dare to do? !
As the men in Bashu said, you dare to gnaw my begging?This sentence is actually a battle of righteousness.
It doesn't really make sense.
You can only talk, not actually do it
But now, what Cao Zigao said has completely subverted everyone's three views! !
Luo Xuan really gnawed at Cao Zigao's that one?
No matter how stupid and hopeless a person is, he will not believe it: that thing is not sausage or flower sausage, nor is it ginseng or ganoderma.
Who would be so hungry? ?
Yu Guijun took a deep breath.
Others don't believe it, and find it incredible.
But Yu Guijun, just rely on Cao Zigao's expression when he spoke, and his eyes.
And when Cao Zigao repeated several times, talking about the painful experience in the past.
every time,
What Cao Zigao said was exactly the same, without any deviation.
In addition, Yu Guijun knew: Luo Xuan is a wicked person, what unbelievable things can Luo Xuan not do?
Just think about those years!
When Yu Guijun and Luo Xuan lived in the same dormitory, didn't they secretly eat a little bit of rice from Luo Xuan?
And that guy Luo Xuan actually put crotons in the rice bucket!
It caused Yu Guijun to spend a full three days and three nights on the thin cake
therefore,
Yu Guijun actually had no doubts about this matter.
It's just that the only thing that made Yu Guijun a little puzzled about this was: where did Luo Xuan get such obedient wolf cubs and wild boars?
——However, this is not the point.
The focus is on:
Yu Guijun believed that Luo Xuan would definitely do such a thing as releasing wild boars to eat Cao Zigao's ancestral treasure! !
But I saw the leaders on the stage and the people in the audience laughing and playing around.
Everyone didn't take Cao Zigao's blood and tears accusation as a serious matter at all.
At this time, Yu Guijun,
Only then did I finally understand a truth: I really overestimated everyone's cognitive ability.
"Little Yu."
Director Peng sitting on the stage,
At this time, I couldn't bear it anymore: I was so busy every day.
Today, Yu Guijun invited him to watch a farce!
Of course Director Peng wanted to see Luo Xuan being unlucky, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, what Cao Zigao said
Alas~ If you can't get on the stage, you really can't get on the stage.
Director Peng said, "Xiao Yu, the mistakes you committed against Comrade Luo Xuan. Do you have any other evidence?"
Yu Guijun nodded, "Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell me about Luo Xuan's door-to-door threat to you yesterday. Let's talk about it in public."
In order to increase the authenticity and credibility of what you say.
Yu Guijun also made a special statement: "Director Peng, Luo Xuan ran to Comrade Cao Zigao's house yesterday.
Openly coming to threaten Cao Zigao, the poor member of the production team. This is the first time I've heard of the whole thing.
So,
Now Comrade Cao Zigao, every word he said is very true and reliable, and it is all his personal feelings!But it hasn’t been processed by me.”
"Oh?"
Director Peng heard,
Immediately became interested, "Then please, Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell us well."
Cao Zigao looked at Luo Xuan, then at Yu Guijun.
When he turned his head and saw Director Peng who was full of anticipation but felt like he was hiding a knife in his smile.
I can't help but feel my scalp numb!
Among the officials present today, this one is probably the biggest.
What kind of world has Cao Zigao seen?
He usually saw the biggest 'official', that is, the production team, the party secretary and the team leader.
"Speak well, say it in detail."
Yu Guijun patted Cao Zigao on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid! Director Peng will make the decision for you."
"Hey."
Cao Zigao walked tremblingly to the microphone,
He said, "At noon yesterday, I just finished drinking two bowls of porridge and eating two handfuls of pickled cabbage.
Feeling a little uncomfortable, squatting under the eaves and hiccupping"
Yu Guijun urged him, "No one cares if you burp or fart! You can just talk about Luo Xuan, and it's fine if he threatens you."
Wait until Yu Guijun said this.
"Oh oh oh--"
Immediately there were boos from the audience.
Everyone couldn't bear it for a long time, and wanted to boo.Now I heard Yu Guijun say something so vulgar.
The people in the audience started booing one after another.
When Yu Guijun spoke, his lips were facing the microphone.
So the content of his speech, through the microphone and loudspeaker, has long spread throughout the audience!
"Hey, you comrades at the grassroots level in Rongwei County, is this the level?"
The leader from the city finally had a bit of unbearable resentment, "I think it's better to end it quickly. If this turmoil continues, the masses will only laugh."
Director Peng was also helpless.
Now that it is held like this, it has already made him lose all face.In the heart of Director Peng, there is still a little hope:
That is to hope that Yu Guijun can suddenly achieve a magnificent reversal at the last moment.
And the possibility of this turnaround,
It was hidden in what Cao Zigao was going to say next.
So Director Peng endured the dissatisfaction in his heart, and said in a low voice, "In my opinion, we'd better wait."
Alas~ Leader Wang sighed secretly, and stopped talking.
"Luo Xuan messes with Duan Gong and dances like a master!"
Cao Zigao stood in front of the microphone,
He said loudly, "He is openly engaging in feudal superstition in our yard. My wife and I have witnessed this with our own eyes!"
Luo Xuan interjected, "Just you and your wife don't seem to be able to be witnesses, right?
Everyone knows what the relationship between the couple is.
You colluded casually in private, I alone, can I tell you two? "
Cao Zi straightened his back, "I have evidence!"
Yu Guijun was overjoyed, "What evidence do you have? Hurry up and show it."
Cao Zigao yelled, "Director Yu, you also know that both of us have never been educated and cannot read.
So yeah,
We just drew the pattern we saw in the yard yesterday, intact! "
Yu Guijun stretched out his hand, "Why don't you quickly take it out and let me have a look?"
Luo Xuan stopped, "No! Director Yu. Everyone knows that you and I don't see eye to eye.
Wait a minute, Comrade Cao Zigao, the evidence he presented was torn up by you, or it was dropped. What should I do? "
Yu Guijun snorted coldly, "You said that I am as insidious and cunning as you."
Luo Xuan chuckled, "It's hard to say. Maybe you're jealous that I'm more handsome than you, so you deliberately tricked me?"
"Nonsense!"
Director Peng stood up and told his assistant, "Xiao Zhang, go and get Comrade Cao Zigao's evidence and show it to everyone in public."
"Okay, Director."
Xiao Zhang stepped forward,
From Cao Zigao's hand, he picked up the thin piece of paper with two fingers.
And Xiao Zhang's other hand was held high beside him.
To show myself, I did not change the paper or change the pattern on it.
When Xiaozhang held up the paper in his hand, and showed it in a circle for everyone to see clearly.
On stage and off stage!
Immediately, it was like being in an ant's nest, being urinated by a naughty boy
It exploded! ! !
An old friend's new book is on the recommended position, and urgently needs support.
(End of this chapter)
Now Cao Zigao finally started to enter the role.
I saw that the more he spoke, the more emotional and fluent he spoke, "Behind Luo Xuan, a little wild boar was tied with a rope.
At that time, he insisted on pointing at the little wild boar and saying it was a weasel!Tell me about this Luo Xuan, is he just talking nonsense? "
Cao Zigao's face,
A wave of anger emerged, "I remember very clearly. At that time, there was also a little wolf cub lying on the wild boar's body!"
Director Peng turned his head sideways,
Leaning closer to the person next to him, the small leader in the city whispered in his ear, "Leader Wang, it is said that you also have a background in animal husbandry.
Little wolf cub, can lie on the wild boar's back, and then the two guys will live in peace? "
Leader Wang shook his head, "It's absolutely impossible! One pig, two bears and three tigers.
The wild boar has a bad temper and a fierce temperament.
Even if the wolf is full, it does not want to hunt anymore.It is also impossible for wild boars to let wild wolves get close to them. "
Cao Zigao on the podium,
He was still talking about his personal experience, "At that time, I asked Luo Xuan to kill those two wild wolf cubs quickly!
In order not to recruit the wild wolves in Heisonggou.Guess what Luo Xuan said at the time? "
It's quiet down there
What Cao Zigao said is outrageous!
It's outrageous fucking, open the door for outrageous: outrageous is home! !
these things,
It has far exceeded the limit of human cognition.
Now Cao Zigao actually asked, let everyone guess what Luo Xuan said at that time?
On a horse!
Who can answer his wicked question? !
Cao Zigao raised his voice, "Do you know? At that time, Luo Xuan said that those two wild wolf cubs were his rabbits!"
"In my life, I've seen a lot of gossiping guys, so let's say that in our production team, that Ye Ziwen, he's a liar who runs the train with his mouth full."
Seeing this, Yu Guijun next to him,
Quickly cough twice, "cough cough cough——"
This time, Cao Zigao finally understood Yu Guijun's meaning accurately.
So he went on to state the matter, "At that time, Luo Xuan stretched out his hand and patted the head of the wild wolf cub, saying that the rabbit he raised was really good?!
At that time, I couldn't help but yelled at him!
In the end, I don't know why, a wooden stick hit me on the head with a 'touch' sound!Oops, it hurts to death. "
Now Cao Zigao,
He really got into character completely.
In order to make my performance more realistic.
He also clutched his forehead affectionately, and stepped back a few steps.
Then he continued, "I was beaten at that time! The sky is full of stars! The chirping of sparrows can be heard all over my ears."
Yu Guijun sighed, "What happened next?"
"later?"
Cao Zigao burst into tears, "Later...later my baby was gone! Woohoo, I'm so miserable!"
"It's him, it's him! Luo Xuan did this!!"
The hatred of castration is no small matter.
Cao Zigao, who was already enraged, didn't care about it at this time, pointing at Luo Xuan and yelling, "He ruined my body, my body hurts, and my heart hurts me so much! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Between Bashu men,
Sometimes, when fierce conflicts arise.
He would bet on the other party with a word: Do you dare to bite me β?
This all means to raise energy and get angry.
It is equivalent to the sentence in the north: what are you looking at?
Or what do you dare to do? !
As the men in Bashu said, you dare to gnaw my begging?This sentence is actually a battle of righteousness.
It doesn't really make sense.
You can only talk, not actually do it
But now, what Cao Zigao said has completely subverted everyone's three views! !
Luo Xuan really gnawed at Cao Zigao's that one?
No matter how stupid and hopeless a person is, he will not believe it: that thing is not sausage or flower sausage, nor is it ginseng or ganoderma.
Who would be so hungry? ?
Yu Guijun took a deep breath.
Others don't believe it, and find it incredible.
But Yu Guijun, just rely on Cao Zigao's expression when he spoke, and his eyes.
And when Cao Zigao repeated several times, talking about the painful experience in the past.
every time,
What Cao Zigao said was exactly the same, without any deviation.
In addition, Yu Guijun knew: Luo Xuan is a wicked person, what unbelievable things can Luo Xuan not do?
Just think about those years!
When Yu Guijun and Luo Xuan lived in the same dormitory, didn't they secretly eat a little bit of rice from Luo Xuan?
And that guy Luo Xuan actually put crotons in the rice bucket!
It caused Yu Guijun to spend a full three days and three nights on the thin cake
therefore,
Yu Guijun actually had no doubts about this matter.
It's just that the only thing that made Yu Guijun a little puzzled about this was: where did Luo Xuan get such obedient wolf cubs and wild boars?
——However, this is not the point.
The focus is on:
Yu Guijun believed that Luo Xuan would definitely do such a thing as releasing wild boars to eat Cao Zigao's ancestral treasure! !
But I saw the leaders on the stage and the people in the audience laughing and playing around.
Everyone didn't take Cao Zigao's blood and tears accusation as a serious matter at all.
At this time, Yu Guijun,
Only then did I finally understand a truth: I really overestimated everyone's cognitive ability.
"Little Yu."
Director Peng sitting on the stage,
At this time, I couldn't bear it anymore: I was so busy every day.
Today, Yu Guijun invited him to watch a farce!
Of course Director Peng wanted to see Luo Xuan being unlucky, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, what Cao Zigao said
Alas~ If you can't get on the stage, you really can't get on the stage.
Director Peng said, "Xiao Yu, the mistakes you committed against Comrade Luo Xuan. Do you have any other evidence?"
Yu Guijun nodded, "Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell me about Luo Xuan's door-to-door threat to you yesterday. Let's talk about it in public."
In order to increase the authenticity and credibility of what you say.
Yu Guijun also made a special statement: "Director Peng, Luo Xuan ran to Comrade Cao Zigao's house yesterday.
Openly coming to threaten Cao Zigao, the poor member of the production team. This is the first time I've heard of the whole thing.
So,
Now Comrade Cao Zigao, every word he said is very true and reliable, and it is all his personal feelings!But it hasn’t been processed by me.”
"Oh?"
Director Peng heard,
Immediately became interested, "Then please, Comrade Cao Zigao, please tell us well."
Cao Zigao looked at Luo Xuan, then at Yu Guijun.
When he turned his head and saw Director Peng who was full of anticipation but felt like he was hiding a knife in his smile.
I can't help but feel my scalp numb!
Among the officials present today, this one is probably the biggest.
What kind of world has Cao Zigao seen?
He usually saw the biggest 'official', that is, the production team, the party secretary and the team leader.
"Speak well, say it in detail."
Yu Guijun patted Cao Zigao on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid! Director Peng will make the decision for you."
"Hey."
Cao Zigao walked tremblingly to the microphone,
He said, "At noon yesterday, I just finished drinking two bowls of porridge and eating two handfuls of pickled cabbage.
Feeling a little uncomfortable, squatting under the eaves and hiccupping"
Yu Guijun urged him, "No one cares if you burp or fart! You can just talk about Luo Xuan, and it's fine if he threatens you."
Wait until Yu Guijun said this.
"Oh oh oh--"
Immediately there were boos from the audience.
Everyone couldn't bear it for a long time, and wanted to boo.Now I heard Yu Guijun say something so vulgar.
The people in the audience started booing one after another.
When Yu Guijun spoke, his lips were facing the microphone.
So the content of his speech, through the microphone and loudspeaker, has long spread throughout the audience!
"Hey, you comrades at the grassroots level in Rongwei County, is this the level?"
The leader from the city finally had a bit of unbearable resentment, "I think it's better to end it quickly. If this turmoil continues, the masses will only laugh."
Director Peng was also helpless.
Now that it is held like this, it has already made him lose all face.In the heart of Director Peng, there is still a little hope:
That is to hope that Yu Guijun can suddenly achieve a magnificent reversal at the last moment.
And the possibility of this turnaround,
It was hidden in what Cao Zigao was going to say next.
So Director Peng endured the dissatisfaction in his heart, and said in a low voice, "In my opinion, we'd better wait."
Alas~ Leader Wang sighed secretly, and stopped talking.
"Luo Xuan messes with Duan Gong and dances like a master!"
Cao Zigao stood in front of the microphone,
He said loudly, "He is openly engaging in feudal superstition in our yard. My wife and I have witnessed this with our own eyes!"
Luo Xuan interjected, "Just you and your wife don't seem to be able to be witnesses, right?
Everyone knows what the relationship between the couple is.
You colluded casually in private, I alone, can I tell you two? "
Cao Zi straightened his back, "I have evidence!"
Yu Guijun was overjoyed, "What evidence do you have? Hurry up and show it."
Cao Zigao yelled, "Director Yu, you also know that both of us have never been educated and cannot read.
So yeah,
We just drew the pattern we saw in the yard yesterday, intact! "
Yu Guijun stretched out his hand, "Why don't you quickly take it out and let me have a look?"
Luo Xuan stopped, "No! Director Yu. Everyone knows that you and I don't see eye to eye.
Wait a minute, Comrade Cao Zigao, the evidence he presented was torn up by you, or it was dropped. What should I do? "
Yu Guijun snorted coldly, "You said that I am as insidious and cunning as you."
Luo Xuan chuckled, "It's hard to say. Maybe you're jealous that I'm more handsome than you, so you deliberately tricked me?"
"Nonsense!"
Director Peng stood up and told his assistant, "Xiao Zhang, go and get Comrade Cao Zigao's evidence and show it to everyone in public."
"Okay, Director."
Xiao Zhang stepped forward,
From Cao Zigao's hand, he picked up the thin piece of paper with two fingers.
And Xiao Zhang's other hand was held high beside him.
To show myself, I did not change the paper or change the pattern on it.
When Xiaozhang held up the paper in his hand, and showed it in a circle for everyone to see clearly.
On stage and off stage!
Immediately, it was like being in an ant's nest, being urinated by a naughty boy
It exploded! ! !
An old friend's new book is on the recommended position, and urgently needs support.
(End of this chapter)
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