Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space
Chapter 247 Nong is in the car and I hide on the roof
Chapter 247 Nong is in the car and I hide on the roof
The old "GAZ" car seemed to be falling apart, creaking and driving on the uneven dirt road.
Luo Xuan and more than 20 carefully selected students, together with Principal Yuan, Chen Xiaoduan, and the chubby music teacher, took the bus to the county town together.
There are too many people crammed into the compartment!
Face to face, nose to nose.
It would be even better if you meet the guy opposite who loves cleaning and brushing his teeth frequently.
If you are lucky enough to stand in front of someone who has gingivitis or ate garlic
That sour!
There is nowhere to hide for people to hide, nowhere to give way, so I can only hold my breath and try my best to reduce the number of breaths.
But after a long time, no one can bear the bumps and shakes of the car, and after all, they can only return to normal breathing rate.
only,
I have to try my best to turn my face to the side and bury my head as low as possible, so as not to inhale the rotten fish and shrimp breath exhaled by the other party.
The weather was hot near noon, and it was even more crowded and difficult to splash water in the compartment.
There is no gap between people.
Not to mention moving the body, even if the big guys want to change their positions and take a breath, it is also an extremely difficult thing.
Sweat, body odor, foot odor
There is even an old farmer who smokes leaf tobacco, disregarding other people's feelings, smacking his dry tobacco there as if no one else was there.
This is miserable!
That thing is similar to a biochemical weapon, and the person who was smoked burst into tears and coughed continuously.
Teacher Yuan originally planned to squeeze in the same seat with Chen Xiaoduan.
The euphemistic name is: it is convenient to discuss the details of this performance along the way, and talk about various tasks in the school by the way.
But Chen Xiaoduan said that she was motion sick and didn't want to talk.
So Luo Xuan and three other female classmates were called to the front, and all five of them were squeezed into the three-seater seat.
It's too crowded in the carriage!
Those standing in the aisle don't even need to reach out to grab the rings and handles, and rely on the bodies of the passengers around them to keep standing.
Dense and tight.
A big girl is easy to get a big belly, while a big belly woman is easy to get a flat belly.
The degree of congestion is several times more crowded than when watching movies in the countryside.
That's it,
The bus driver still thinks that there are too few passengers, and he keeps getting off and picking up passengers along the way.
Those who got out of the car couldn't get off, so they had to jump down from the window.
Those who got into the car couldn't get on, so they had to get in through the car window.
Many passengers have speculated that the driver deliberately drove on the potholed road in an attempt to shake the people in the car looser so that they could be stuffed into the car.
Luo Xuan sat next to Chen Xiaoduan.
It is impossible to sit squarely, so everyone can only lean sideways, trying to save a little precious space for others.
Chen Xiaoduan's silky skin, in such a sweltering carriage, still maintains a slight coolness, like oil in winter.
Warm as white jade, silky as frost.
Especially the faintly charming atmosphere, like the grassy smell mixed with the faint earthy smell in the breeze after the spring rain.
When people smell it, they will feel peaceful and empty, and they will be intoxicated involuntarily.
Can't extricate myself for a long time
In fact, the mental age of my later generations is more than 30 years old.
In this life, it was a 14-year-old body.
This caused Luo Xuan's cognition of his physical characteristics, and sometimes there was still a little confusion.
Between myself and Chen Xiaoduan, there was no gender issue between men and women at all.
The interaction between the two is very casual and natural, sunny and warm.
Luo Xuan didn't think about it carefully, what kind of complicated relationship is there between Chen Xiaoduan and himself?
Now being squeezed together, Luo Xuan really didn't want to mix any worldly things into the communication between the two of them.
The orchids in the valley should not be contaminated with dust.
Chen Xiaoduan possessed an air of elegance, gentleness, and nobility that was rare in this period, and he deserved a little care.
Only when a hundred flowers bloom and coexist harmoniously can we have a colorful life.
Seeing that there was no way to hide, Luo Xuan took advantage of the short interval when the driver stopped, turned over and got out of the window.
"Luo Xuan, what are you doing?"
Seeing this, Chen Xiaoduan quickly stretched out his hand to hold Luo Xuan's leg, and asked anxiously, "How dangerous this is, why are you crawling out?"
At this time, Luo Xuan's legs were still on the seat, and his upper body had already stretched out of the window.
Lao Chang stretched out his hand and grabbed the iron edge of the car roof with his backhand.
"It's too stuffy in the car, I'll go on the roof."
Luo Xuan's erratic voice came from outside the window, "It's cool up there."
It was approaching noon, and although the sun was a bit poisonous, once the car started, there would be bursts of lukewarm wind blowing by.
Sitting on the roof is indeed more comfortable than inside the car.
More importantly, that way you can stay away from Chen Xiaoduan
Although the scent of grass and trees smells good
But it's not on the top of the head, it's too high on the top!
Luo Xuan is strong and assertive, while Chen Xiaoduan has always been indifferent, and he is by no means the kind of person who likes to force things.
Seeing that she really couldn't hold back Luo Xuan, she had no choice but to let him go.
When Luo Xuan fell to the roof of the car, he breathed a sigh of relief!
On the roof of the bus in this period, there is a circle of shelves looking at the iron fence.
Because the people who took the bus, except for about twenty teachers and students, most of the rest were members of the production team.
Even if there are a small number of urban workers and residents in the car, when they go to the countryside to visit relatives, most of them will bring back some chickens, ducks and geese.
therefore,
There are already a lot of roosters, hens, ducks, and rabbits piled up on the roof racks of this bus.
Luo Xuan thought he was the only one who thought of it, so he climbed on the roof of the car and sat there.
Unexpectedly, it turns out that there are already several great gods on the roof of the car!
As soon as they saw Luo Xuan going up, they enthusiastically stretched out their hands and helped pull Luo Xuan up, "Hahaha, little brother, so you can't stay in the carriage too?"
One of the men said with a smile: "It's a bit crowded in there, but it can be tolerated. But smoking someone's dry cigarettes, it's really uncomfortable for people who choke! Hahaha, this car roof is more comfortable."
People in this era, when helping others, do not hesitate to give their strength.
With the help of Luo Xuan, everyone moved the poultry to the side, and only then did they free up a small place for Luo Xuan to sit down.
Fortunately, there are many gaps on this kind of shelf, and it happened to meet the place where I was sitting, and there was no chicken, duck, and cake
Sitting on the roof of the car, holding the rack stand fence in hand.
After the "GAZ" car started with difficulty, gusts of slightly fishy wind blew past.
That feeling is indeed much more comfortable than nestling in the car!
At least, I don't have to be in a dilemma between the fresh smell of grass and trees on Chen Xiaoduan's body and the smell of sweat on everyone's bodies.
Half sea water, half flame.
Quite torturous.
This dilapidated shuttle bus just stopped and went, shaking and creaking.
The journey was less than 30 miles, and after almost three hours of shaking, the GAZ car finally drove into the county at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Before they left, Teacher Yuan and the others went to the township office to borrow the phone with a shaker, called the "Xinmin State-run Guest House" in the county, and asked the other party to reserve a few rooms for them.
According to Teacher Yuan's original plan:
Chen Xiaoduan lived in the same room with the music teacher and two lesbians.
He lives in a room by himself.
As a leader, of course you have to have a leader with style.
— Acting principal, he is also the principal!
You should enjoy the treatment of a single room, and the level is there.
The rest of the students were divided into two groups, men and women, and they all went to live in Datongpu.
It was already past noon.
The students got up early this morning, then gathered in the school, lined up, and then rushed to the bus station in Hongxing Township to catch the bus.
The road has been shaking for so long again.
The teachers and students at this time were already exhausted and hungry.
Teacher Yuan walked in front.
The female music teacher and Chen Xiaoduan followed closely behind, leading a large group of students into the state-run guest house.
They are going to go to their respective rooms first, wash their faces, and then come out as a team so that they can go to dinner together.
never thought,
In the State Guest House, on that shabby counter.
Teacher Yuan, who likes to play tricks on weekdays, was stared at by a waitress with curly hair behind the counter: "What? Reserve a room? Who informed me? This happened in the morning. The comrade in the class is in charge, I don’t know.”
Teacher Yuan held back his breath and said in a low voice, "We have already booked a few rooms. Please, comrade, take the students to the room to rest first. As for the check-in procedure, I will go through it with you."
The waitress rolled her eyes, "Don't talk so much, first complete the check-in procedures, and then I will take you to open the door."
This is someone else's mountain top, so Mr. Yuan can't help playing with his words.
In desperation, Teacher Yuan had no choice but to take out the letter of introduction and the invitation letter from the county art troupe from his briefcase, and handed them to the waitress.
"One single room, room 308, one night's accommodation fee is 2 cents, and the deposit is 3 yuan."
The waitress slowly picked up the pen, and wrote down the guest's name, position, purpose of coming to the county, and how many days to stay in the registration book.
Teacher Yuan handed over a stack of banknotes.
But the waitress only slowly counted out 7 yuan, 2 cents and 3 cents from the inside.
I don't know if it's because she doesn't have enough brains.
Anyway, she can only handle one business at a time.
After completing the single-room check-in procedures, the waitress opened another Datong shop for gay men.
Datong shop costs 6 cents and 4 cents per person, and the deposit is 1 yuan per person.
The 12 male students paid a total of 19.68 yuan.
After completing the two transactions, the waitress took out two keys from a large bunch of keys hanging behind the counter.
The waitress stood up and was about to take Teacher Yuan and the others to the room.
Seeing this, Teacher Yuan couldn't help being stunned: "Ah, wait a minute, comrade, we still have 13 female students and 2 female teachers, and we haven't arranged to move in yet."
"You can go to another guest house to see, we only have 2 single rooms left here. The Datong shop for lesbians only has 6 bunks."
The waitress said without looking back, "Tonight, we can't accommodate so many people in this guest house."
Teacher Yuan was furious, "Why didn't you say so sooner?! Hey, when we have half of the people living in, you said you can't accommodate the other half?"
"Why are you yelling? Why are you so low-quality, comrade?"
The waitress stops,
Turning around and staring at Teacher Yuan, he said, "When did I promise you that I could arrange everything for you? Hey, there's no reason to be loud, right? Can you solve the problem by yelling?
Really!
I think you still look like an intellectual, why are you so useless when you talk? "
"you!"
Teacher Yuan's face also turned red with anger, and her neck became thicker.
"Hang Chi Han Chi" stood there, panting heavily, but couldn't say a word.
In the heart of the music teacher, he actually did not support the young teacher Yuan as the principal.
As a young man, he has achieved a little bit of success, but his tail is always a little bit stuck.
In fact, she was supporting Director Zhao in her heart, and came to be the principal. After all, the music teacher and Director Zhao have worked together for many years, so they got along well.
They are all old men and women who are about to retire, and they have a common language.
at this time,
Seeing Teacher Yuan deflated, she couldn't help but feel a little bit of comfort in her heart.
But as soon as she came out, she and Teacher Yuan were considered a group at this time, so Teacher Yuan was so embarrassed that she couldn't hold back her face.
therefore
The female music teacher stepped forward and said to the waitress, "Then comrade, can you please help us to return the room?
Let's go to another guest house to see if we can settle all of us at once? "
"Back what?"
The momentum of the waitress is more than that of the music teacher who is also cursing, "Our unit has regulations, you can't tear up the registration book without authorization, and you can't alter the account book. You are already old, don't you even understand this truth? ?”
"you--"
Now,
It was the music teacher's turn to choke.
(End of this chapter)
The old "GAZ" car seemed to be falling apart, creaking and driving on the uneven dirt road.
Luo Xuan and more than 20 carefully selected students, together with Principal Yuan, Chen Xiaoduan, and the chubby music teacher, took the bus to the county town together.
There are too many people crammed into the compartment!
Face to face, nose to nose.
It would be even better if you meet the guy opposite who loves cleaning and brushing his teeth frequently.
If you are lucky enough to stand in front of someone who has gingivitis or ate garlic
That sour!
There is nowhere to hide for people to hide, nowhere to give way, so I can only hold my breath and try my best to reduce the number of breaths.
But after a long time, no one can bear the bumps and shakes of the car, and after all, they can only return to normal breathing rate.
only,
I have to try my best to turn my face to the side and bury my head as low as possible, so as not to inhale the rotten fish and shrimp breath exhaled by the other party.
The weather was hot near noon, and it was even more crowded and difficult to splash water in the compartment.
There is no gap between people.
Not to mention moving the body, even if the big guys want to change their positions and take a breath, it is also an extremely difficult thing.
Sweat, body odor, foot odor
There is even an old farmer who smokes leaf tobacco, disregarding other people's feelings, smacking his dry tobacco there as if no one else was there.
This is miserable!
That thing is similar to a biochemical weapon, and the person who was smoked burst into tears and coughed continuously.
Teacher Yuan originally planned to squeeze in the same seat with Chen Xiaoduan.
The euphemistic name is: it is convenient to discuss the details of this performance along the way, and talk about various tasks in the school by the way.
But Chen Xiaoduan said that she was motion sick and didn't want to talk.
So Luo Xuan and three other female classmates were called to the front, and all five of them were squeezed into the three-seater seat.
It's too crowded in the carriage!
Those standing in the aisle don't even need to reach out to grab the rings and handles, and rely on the bodies of the passengers around them to keep standing.
Dense and tight.
A big girl is easy to get a big belly, while a big belly woman is easy to get a flat belly.
The degree of congestion is several times more crowded than when watching movies in the countryside.
That's it,
The bus driver still thinks that there are too few passengers, and he keeps getting off and picking up passengers along the way.
Those who got out of the car couldn't get off, so they had to jump down from the window.
Those who got into the car couldn't get on, so they had to get in through the car window.
Many passengers have speculated that the driver deliberately drove on the potholed road in an attempt to shake the people in the car looser so that they could be stuffed into the car.
Luo Xuan sat next to Chen Xiaoduan.
It is impossible to sit squarely, so everyone can only lean sideways, trying to save a little precious space for others.
Chen Xiaoduan's silky skin, in such a sweltering carriage, still maintains a slight coolness, like oil in winter.
Warm as white jade, silky as frost.
Especially the faintly charming atmosphere, like the grassy smell mixed with the faint earthy smell in the breeze after the spring rain.
When people smell it, they will feel peaceful and empty, and they will be intoxicated involuntarily.
Can't extricate myself for a long time
In fact, the mental age of my later generations is more than 30 years old.
In this life, it was a 14-year-old body.
This caused Luo Xuan's cognition of his physical characteristics, and sometimes there was still a little confusion.
Between myself and Chen Xiaoduan, there was no gender issue between men and women at all.
The interaction between the two is very casual and natural, sunny and warm.
Luo Xuan didn't think about it carefully, what kind of complicated relationship is there between Chen Xiaoduan and himself?
Now being squeezed together, Luo Xuan really didn't want to mix any worldly things into the communication between the two of them.
The orchids in the valley should not be contaminated with dust.
Chen Xiaoduan possessed an air of elegance, gentleness, and nobility that was rare in this period, and he deserved a little care.
Only when a hundred flowers bloom and coexist harmoniously can we have a colorful life.
Seeing that there was no way to hide, Luo Xuan took advantage of the short interval when the driver stopped, turned over and got out of the window.
"Luo Xuan, what are you doing?"
Seeing this, Chen Xiaoduan quickly stretched out his hand to hold Luo Xuan's leg, and asked anxiously, "How dangerous this is, why are you crawling out?"
At this time, Luo Xuan's legs were still on the seat, and his upper body had already stretched out of the window.
Lao Chang stretched out his hand and grabbed the iron edge of the car roof with his backhand.
"It's too stuffy in the car, I'll go on the roof."
Luo Xuan's erratic voice came from outside the window, "It's cool up there."
It was approaching noon, and although the sun was a bit poisonous, once the car started, there would be bursts of lukewarm wind blowing by.
Sitting on the roof is indeed more comfortable than inside the car.
More importantly, that way you can stay away from Chen Xiaoduan
Although the scent of grass and trees smells good
But it's not on the top of the head, it's too high on the top!
Luo Xuan is strong and assertive, while Chen Xiaoduan has always been indifferent, and he is by no means the kind of person who likes to force things.
Seeing that she really couldn't hold back Luo Xuan, she had no choice but to let him go.
When Luo Xuan fell to the roof of the car, he breathed a sigh of relief!
On the roof of the bus in this period, there is a circle of shelves looking at the iron fence.
Because the people who took the bus, except for about twenty teachers and students, most of the rest were members of the production team.
Even if there are a small number of urban workers and residents in the car, when they go to the countryside to visit relatives, most of them will bring back some chickens, ducks and geese.
therefore,
There are already a lot of roosters, hens, ducks, and rabbits piled up on the roof racks of this bus.
Luo Xuan thought he was the only one who thought of it, so he climbed on the roof of the car and sat there.
Unexpectedly, it turns out that there are already several great gods on the roof of the car!
As soon as they saw Luo Xuan going up, they enthusiastically stretched out their hands and helped pull Luo Xuan up, "Hahaha, little brother, so you can't stay in the carriage too?"
One of the men said with a smile: "It's a bit crowded in there, but it can be tolerated. But smoking someone's dry cigarettes, it's really uncomfortable for people who choke! Hahaha, this car roof is more comfortable."
People in this era, when helping others, do not hesitate to give their strength.
With the help of Luo Xuan, everyone moved the poultry to the side, and only then did they free up a small place for Luo Xuan to sit down.
Fortunately, there are many gaps on this kind of shelf, and it happened to meet the place where I was sitting, and there was no chicken, duck, and cake
Sitting on the roof of the car, holding the rack stand fence in hand.
After the "GAZ" car started with difficulty, gusts of slightly fishy wind blew past.
That feeling is indeed much more comfortable than nestling in the car!
At least, I don't have to be in a dilemma between the fresh smell of grass and trees on Chen Xiaoduan's body and the smell of sweat on everyone's bodies.
Half sea water, half flame.
Quite torturous.
This dilapidated shuttle bus just stopped and went, shaking and creaking.
The journey was less than 30 miles, and after almost three hours of shaking, the GAZ car finally drove into the county at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Before they left, Teacher Yuan and the others went to the township office to borrow the phone with a shaker, called the "Xinmin State-run Guest House" in the county, and asked the other party to reserve a few rooms for them.
According to Teacher Yuan's original plan:
Chen Xiaoduan lived in the same room with the music teacher and two lesbians.
He lives in a room by himself.
As a leader, of course you have to have a leader with style.
— Acting principal, he is also the principal!
You should enjoy the treatment of a single room, and the level is there.
The rest of the students were divided into two groups, men and women, and they all went to live in Datongpu.
It was already past noon.
The students got up early this morning, then gathered in the school, lined up, and then rushed to the bus station in Hongxing Township to catch the bus.
The road has been shaking for so long again.
The teachers and students at this time were already exhausted and hungry.
Teacher Yuan walked in front.
The female music teacher and Chen Xiaoduan followed closely behind, leading a large group of students into the state-run guest house.
They are going to go to their respective rooms first, wash their faces, and then come out as a team so that they can go to dinner together.
never thought,
In the State Guest House, on that shabby counter.
Teacher Yuan, who likes to play tricks on weekdays, was stared at by a waitress with curly hair behind the counter: "What? Reserve a room? Who informed me? This happened in the morning. The comrade in the class is in charge, I don’t know.”
Teacher Yuan held back his breath and said in a low voice, "We have already booked a few rooms. Please, comrade, take the students to the room to rest first. As for the check-in procedure, I will go through it with you."
The waitress rolled her eyes, "Don't talk so much, first complete the check-in procedures, and then I will take you to open the door."
This is someone else's mountain top, so Mr. Yuan can't help playing with his words.
In desperation, Teacher Yuan had no choice but to take out the letter of introduction and the invitation letter from the county art troupe from his briefcase, and handed them to the waitress.
"One single room, room 308, one night's accommodation fee is 2 cents, and the deposit is 3 yuan."
The waitress slowly picked up the pen, and wrote down the guest's name, position, purpose of coming to the county, and how many days to stay in the registration book.
Teacher Yuan handed over a stack of banknotes.
But the waitress only slowly counted out 7 yuan, 2 cents and 3 cents from the inside.
I don't know if it's because she doesn't have enough brains.
Anyway, she can only handle one business at a time.
After completing the single-room check-in procedures, the waitress opened another Datong shop for gay men.
Datong shop costs 6 cents and 4 cents per person, and the deposit is 1 yuan per person.
The 12 male students paid a total of 19.68 yuan.
After completing the two transactions, the waitress took out two keys from a large bunch of keys hanging behind the counter.
The waitress stood up and was about to take Teacher Yuan and the others to the room.
Seeing this, Teacher Yuan couldn't help being stunned: "Ah, wait a minute, comrade, we still have 13 female students and 2 female teachers, and we haven't arranged to move in yet."
"You can go to another guest house to see, we only have 2 single rooms left here. The Datong shop for lesbians only has 6 bunks."
The waitress said without looking back, "Tonight, we can't accommodate so many people in this guest house."
Teacher Yuan was furious, "Why didn't you say so sooner?! Hey, when we have half of the people living in, you said you can't accommodate the other half?"
"Why are you yelling? Why are you so low-quality, comrade?"
The waitress stops,
Turning around and staring at Teacher Yuan, he said, "When did I promise you that I could arrange everything for you? Hey, there's no reason to be loud, right? Can you solve the problem by yelling?
Really!
I think you still look like an intellectual, why are you so useless when you talk? "
"you!"
Teacher Yuan's face also turned red with anger, and her neck became thicker.
"Hang Chi Han Chi" stood there, panting heavily, but couldn't say a word.
In the heart of the music teacher, he actually did not support the young teacher Yuan as the principal.
As a young man, he has achieved a little bit of success, but his tail is always a little bit stuck.
In fact, she was supporting Director Zhao in her heart, and came to be the principal. After all, the music teacher and Director Zhao have worked together for many years, so they got along well.
They are all old men and women who are about to retire, and they have a common language.
at this time,
Seeing Teacher Yuan deflated, she couldn't help but feel a little bit of comfort in her heart.
But as soon as she came out, she and Teacher Yuan were considered a group at this time, so Teacher Yuan was so embarrassed that she couldn't hold back her face.
therefore
The female music teacher stepped forward and said to the waitress, "Then comrade, can you please help us to return the room?
Let's go to another guest house to see if we can settle all of us at once? "
"Back what?"
The momentum of the waitress is more than that of the music teacher who is also cursing, "Our unit has regulations, you can't tear up the registration book without authorization, and you can't alter the account book. You are already old, don't you even understand this truth? ?”
"you--"
Now,
It was the music teacher's turn to choke.
(End of this chapter)
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